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This one made me spit water:

http://newyorkkittyart.blogspot.com/2013/02/harry-potter-valentines.html

ThatNickGuy - Dancing is Forbidden!

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You’re about to get fisted.


...I'm doin' it wrong.

LittleSin said:

Roses are straight,
Violets are twisted,
Bend over love,
You’re about to get fisted.


...I'm doin' it wrong.

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That's only for the mister to decide.

On the day of love,
I will give you everything.
We do not need words.


Fuck. Haiku'd when I meant to poem.

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NAILED IT. Sending this to my husband right now.

figmentPez said:

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Yoink!

WasabiPoptart said:

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You ol' sweetheart, you

"You stop my heart faster than 10 liters of Coke a day."

fade said:

"You stop my heart faster than 10 kilos of Coke a day."

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Out of curiosity, did anyone actually use any of the nerd/cornball/memetic stuff for Valentines?

I gave the zombie ones to Mr. Wasabi. He's a big fan of zombie stories.

I would have used "You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions" if I'd had a Valentine. That makes me laugh

Hylian said:

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I looked at this one and I was all like OBJECTION! That last one is a fake Eeveelution!

And then I looked it up and now I'm excited for Gen 6.

I turned an xkcd strip into a card.



Inside the card, I added "thinking of you this Valentine's".

bhamv3 said:

I looked at this one and I was all like OBJECTION! That last one is a fake Eeveelution!

And then I looked it up and now I'm excited for Gen 6.

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I am so stoked for Gen 6.

I am constantly torn between trying to be spoiler free as possible or delving into every new piece of information as it comes out. As you can guess my curiosity wins out more often than not.

Is anyone doing anything particularly nerdy for Valentines this year?

evilmike said:

Is anyone doing anything particularly nerdy for Valentines this year?

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Playing Fallout 3?

evilmike said:

Is anyone doing anything particularly nerdy for Valentines this year?

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Fapping?

Ravenpoe said:

Fapping?

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Your favourite thing.

Jay said:

Your favourite thing.

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At least I don't add needless u's to words.

evilmike said:

Is anyone doing anything particularly nerdy for Valentines this year?

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Does getting sexy pictures in my husband's 10th doctor suit jacket count as nerdy? >.>

Dei said:

Does getting sexy pictures in my husband's 10th doctor suit jacket count as nerdy? >.>

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Dei said:

Does getting sexy pictures in my husband's 10th doctor suit jacket count as nerdy? >.>

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Your husband checking his mobile phone on the way to work.

Best I've seen this year:




Also:

Jay said:

Your husband checking his mobile phone on the way to work.

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Was he transporting a live, untranquilized, uncaged lion or something? Jeeze...
And I kept hoping he'd stay upright for the time of the gif, but alas....

Bubble181 said:

Was he transporting a live, untranquilized, uncaged lion or something? Jeeze...
And I kept hoping he'd stay upright for the time of the gif, but alas....

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The power of DEM ROLLERHIPS.

Mr. Z and I will probably spend the evening playing Diablo3 or Dynasty Warriors or something. I'd like to say it's because our united geekiness that keeps us love, but we're really just lazy.

I'll be spending it with that special you-know-who.

ThatNickGuy said:

I'll be spending it with that special you-know-who.

Spoiler

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It's a special day, see if she'll invite her friend lefty over.

Ravenpoe said:

It's a special day, see if she'll invite her friend lefty over.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not get too crazy now. We're talking about the love of my life here. Show a modicum of respect, will ya?

ThatNickGuy said:

I'll be spending it with that special you-know-who.

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*sigh* I guess someone has to say it.



Just like your prom night, Nick!

My girlfriend doesn't want to do anything special on Valentines day (to avoid the crowds) so we are probably just going to meet up and watch some anime and play some games.

Hylian said:

watch some anime and play some games.

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Why not both?

--Patrick

It'll be my first Valentine's since 2009 where I'm single.

It's my first Valentine's Day in a long while, and I'm still not sure what to do. So... yeah.

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These are useless without one that says, "I won't be the only one moaning all night."

We'll be watching my sister try out some material at an amateur standup comedy night. So we'll be drunk and happy.

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Ditto.

Cheesy1 said:

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Ditto.

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EDIT: Also, the most romantic duet in all of history:

*twitch, twitch* The spelling. The poor spelling.

Egads.

WasabiPoptart said:

Epaulets.

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FTFY

--Patrick

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Welp, found what I'm giving my latest crush on Valentine's Day.

Every top breakup/lonely/dumped guy song since 1960.

I didn't even make it two minutes before I had to shut it off at severe risk of breaking down at work.

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--Patrick

Maybe only funny if you're in the GTA? I'm not sure just how much of Rob Ford's bullshit you guys get to hear elsewhere

Just in time for Valentines day - Ladies, Nathan Barnatt back as Cam Ping, and he and his Boyz are totally Goslin'.



Remember, he's numawun, you're numa none.

The Pre-k kids slipped paper valentines under everyone's doors this morning. That was just what I needed today.

Friend of mine just posted this on her Facebook:

BF- "Dear, will you be my alentine?"
Me - "Awwww baby of course I'll be your Valentine!!!"
BF- "No Alentine...you can give me the V later"
Me - "And THAT is why I love you..."

GasBandit said:

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Reminds me of this:

My valentine's gift from my girlfriend.

blotsfan no! She's trying to get you drunk so she can take advantage of you!

Cheesy1 said:

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I did not mean for you to put up actual spoilers... there is no AW HELL NAW rating.

checkeredhat said:

blotsfan no! She's trying to get you drunk so she can take advantage of you!

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STEVE HOLT!

Something I just realized about why I hate being single about today. And decided to put it into a captioned picture like the cool kids.

This is the best Valentine ever.

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True story I once played counter strike one handed with no sound because I was the phone. I killed the entire team.

The internet teaches you how to be romantic.

Cajungal said:

This is the best Valentine ever.

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Incredible.

Frank said:

Incredible.

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Cajungal said:

This is the best Valentine ever.

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When he said you aren't a terror did he mean terrorist? Lol

Cajungal said:

This is the best Valentine ever.

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I have no idea what they wrote after "NOT a..." Or what the sign says. Also, is that stick figure flipping you the bird?

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ThatNickGuy said:

I have no idea what they wrote after "NOT a..." Or what the sign says. Also, is that stick figure flipping you the bird?

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I am not a terror. It's our joke.

I overheard him repeating something another kid said--something like, "you'd better get a book out or ms Leslie will terrorize you." This kid who gave me the card said, ms Leslie is not a terror! I only heard "Ms. Leslie" and "terror." So I teased him, "oh so I'm a terror now??"

This is a crazy-high-strung kid, so he freaked out and assured me that I am the opposite of a terror. It was hilarious. He wouldn't stop ranting. And now it's our running joke. He still sometimes says, "remember, you're not a terror!" as he's leaving class.

http://markerslinger.tumblr.com/post/76634944368/i-made-these-i-i-made-them-for-y-you-tumblr

ThatNickGuy said:

Something I just realized about why I hate being single about today. And decided to put it into a captioned picture like the cool kids.

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After the week I've had, I've got no problem with being single today. I was not a pleasant person to be around after the drive home I had this morning.

Everyone was an asshole driver today. >.>

heatherling said:

Everyone was an asshole driver today. >.>

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Yep. Took three attempts to get into my driveway because oncoming traffic blocked the entrance over and over when I had enough momentum to overcome the untreated hill.

Yay discounted chocolate day!