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EVERYBODY DISCO DANCING LOTS OF FUN GOOD TIME FOR ALL!

Anyway, this is what happens when people in Poland throw an "American House Party" themed party.

Except for the cap, that could be any tween dwelling in western Idaho.

--Patrick

My Polish American friends need to see this...

The sourced article says they must have gone all out on this because they had actual red solo cups, which are apparently hard to get in Europe?

To my equally untrained Taiwanese eye, that looks pretty accurate.

...The sandwiches are supposed to be subs, I take it?

I always put out my flags for a party.

jwhouk said:

...The sandwiches are supposed to be subs, I take it?

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I think they are hot dogs 0_o

You can tell they're not REALLY Americans though, as they're not even wearing flags on their heads.

Isn't that the type of bun they use in chicago?

Dei said:

I think they are hot dogs 0_o

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They are.

Next to the bowl of orange slices.

I love that Pocahontas is playing on the TV.

Why'd they have to pick the worst movie of the disney renaissance?

Ravenpoe said:

Why'd they have to pick the worst movie of the disney renaissance?

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Cause it's the only one that takes place in America.... duh!

They could've put on Princess and the Frog instead! Keith David singing, for fuck's sake!

Yeah, but it's not about how awesome the americans are and how we were all best buds with the natives, well, except that one guy, but fuck him, we killed him.

Zero Esc said:

They are.

Next to the bowl of orange slices.

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I think that's a drained punchbowl, that had oranges floating in the punch.

If I were to have an "American" style party, it'd look much the same. Possibly with a few fake guns mounted on the wall

Their sandwiches look kind of like poboys.

Cajungal said:

I always put out my flags for a party.

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Is that code?

Bubble181 said:

If I were to have an "American" style party, it'd look much the same. Possibly with a few fake guns mounted on the wall

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And, the 10 commandments next to a porno mag. Big Macs. Invite all of your over-weight friends (if they make those in the EU). A globe with only the U.S. on it. etc.

drawn_inward said:

Invite all of your over-weight friends (if they make those in the EU).

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Well, yes, but they're still what you'd consider "petite"

Touche

Officer_Charon said:

Touche

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I'd....rather not, really....*pokes*
*mesmerized by the jiggling*

The sad thing is they probably got shitty beer, but beer that is still better than most of the beer here.

SpecialKO said:

The sad thing is they probably got shitty beer, but beer that is still better than most of the beer here.

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The only drinks I see in the pictures are Coca Cola, bottled water and (what I assume is) fruit punch. Though, if they wanted REALLY authentic American party beverages, they should have made the punch alcoholic and mixed it in a trash can.

I wonder what music they played.

Hopefully "America, Fuck Yeah" and that song from West Side Story.

A whooooole lot of Ska, I'm betting. Reel Big Fish, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, maybe some Cherry Poppin' Daddies.

There was a bottle of vodka on the table.

jwhouk said:

There was a bottle of vodka on the table.

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On the coffee table? I can't pick out detail there. Because I'm pretty certain that clear bottle on the dining table isn't vodka, unless poland has taken to putting vodka in vacuuform bottles with plastic twist caps.

is the huge brown circle thing to the right of the punch bowl apple pie?

Charlie Don't Surf said:

is the huge brown circle thing to the right of the punch bowl apple pie?

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It might be the world's biggest latka...

GasBandit said:

On the coffee table? I can't pick out detail there. Because I'm pretty certain that clear bottle on the dining table isn't vodka, unless poland has taken to putting vodka in vacuuform bottles with plastic twist caps.

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I've bought it there in such bottles before...But I don't claim this is one necessarily.

And, really, everybody knows all Americans just dink Duff. Whaddayamean TV lied to me?!

Bubble181 said:

And, really, everybody knows all Americans just dink Duff. Whaddayamean TV lied to me?!

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Oh no, American Lager is just one of the many stereotypically "American" drinks we're known for! In addition to various brands of light beer that taste like chilled urine, Americans also routinely partake in:

Jello Shots - Alcohol-infused gelatin in a shot glass, popular at college parties and clubs near colleges

Trash Can Punch (AKA "Jungle Juice") - When you've got 150 thirsty frat brothers to satisfy on a budget, nothing beats this. Just throw every kind of cheap, non-brown liqour you have into a (clean liner in a ) trash can, then pour in every kind of cheap fruit juice you can find. Fill to top, mix with broom handle, throw in large chunk of ice, serve.

Schnapps - Mostly by high school students who want to be seen as original for drinking something OTHER than cheap beer.

Wine-in-a-Box - A friend of both collegiate drunks and busy, harried parents alike, wine in a box with a self-sealing spigot makes for a cheap and tasty mind-eraser that doesn't have the whole "goes bad 3 days after you open it" thing that traditional wine bottles have, so you can buy it in larger volumes and store it longer.

Absolut Vodka - Thanks to a marketing blitz in the 90s, Absolut is the go-to brand for teens and 20-somethings trying to find panty remover that their girlfriends won't object to the taste. Frequently mixed with gatorade.

Wine "Coolers." - Barely classified as alcohol, these sugary party favors let girls feel like they're being social and drinking with everybody else when they'd probably get higher BAC levels from dipping one finger in a bottle of rubbing alcohol and smelling it.

The JagerBomb - Americans love booze! Americans love energy drinks! Let's put them both together and hope nobody has a heart condition!

Everclear-based mixed drinks - When you absolutely, positively have to get shitfaced as fast as possible and don't care how much you feel like you got kicked repeatedly in the brainballs the next day, you've got this glorified rocket fuel. Numerous drinks call for it to varying degrees, but in whatever form, it's the go-to-liquid for embracing oblivion and losing bodily fluids as rapidly as physics allows.

Charlie Don't Surf said:

I wonder what music they played.

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I wonder what the signs on the sticks say (in the garbage cans pic).

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

I wonder what the signs on the sticks say (in the garbage cans pic).

--Patrick

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Probably ingredients. Some of them might be non-alc cans.

Charlie Don't Surf said:

I wonder what music they played.

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I wish the U.S. was still obsessed with Euro bands like in the 60s and 70s. I feel like Led Zeppelin and the Beatles are still the most American things I listen to.

Zero Esc said:

I wish the U.S. was still obsessed with Euro bands like in the 60s and 70s. I feel like Led Zeppelin and the Beatles are still the most American things I listen to.

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It's Europes fault for not being able to top David Bowie

But for serious though, Europop right now is just plain horrible. In the early 2000s, they at least had some fun dancey stuff like Steps, The A-Teens, and such, but right now it's just plain dreary.

Bowielee said:

It's Europes fault for not being able to top David Bowie

But for serious though, Europop right now is just plain horrible. In the early 2000s, they at least had some fun dancey stuff like Steps, The A-Teens, and such, but right now it's just plain dreary.

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It can't be any lower quality than the shit that's popular in the U.S. these days.

Bowielee said:

It's Europes fault for not being able to top David Bowie

But for serious though, Europop right now is just plain horrible. In the early 2000s, they at least had some fun dancey stuff like Steps, The A-Teens, and such, but right now it's just plain dreary.

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Your taste in music is good and you should feel good!

(Yes, I'm a Steps fanboy)

I was a DJ when their remake of Tragedy hit. Man, did I play the hell out of that song.