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Birds, Bees and BananaHands.

Jun 25, 2012#1

BananaHands

Alright, Halforums, sit down.

I've noticed there's been a lot of threads about 'sex' and I think it's time we had the talk. Let me get my pipe.

When a man loves a woma---

Okay, when a person lov---

Well, basically when two people have a mutua----

Okay, so when two people are kind of drun---

You know what? Any questions about sex and I'll answer them.

Jun 25, 2012#2

Bubble181

If you can, and do, give yourself a blowjob, is that gay?

Sex in the sauna: hot, but is it viable?

Bananahands: better or worse than regular human hands for masturbatory use?

Is it the attraction/mindset or the acting upon it that decides your sexuality?

Is 14 too early to lose your virginity, for a boy/girl?

Is 24 too late to lose your virginity, for a man/woman?

If AIDS can be transmitted through the ass as well, how can I avoid catching it with all these assholes around me all day long?

Jun 25, 2012#3

HowDroll

where does babby come from

Jun 25, 2012#4

Bubble181

HowDroll said:
how is babby formed

Jun 25, 2012#5

BananaHands

Bubble181 said:
If you can, and do, give yourself a blowjob, is that gay?

Sex in the sauna: hot, but is it viable?

Bananahands: better or worse than regular human hands for masturbatory use?

Is it the attraction/mindset or the acting upon it that decides your sexuality?

Is 14 too early to lose your virginity, for a boy/girl?

Is 24 too late to lose your virginity, for a man/woman?

If AIDS can be transmitted through the ass as well, how can I avoid catching it with all these assholes around me all day long?

I mean, it has to be a little. I'd say it's still a tad impressive. I mean, talk about dedication to a cause.
It'd probably be a good idea until someone walks in to two naked people passed out in a sauna.
Better.
I suppose mindset. But I don't know, I'll acknowledge a guy being handsome, but it's not in a sexual way. Unless you're referring to Mark Wahlberg.
Man, they're losing it way before then nowadays. I lost mine at 15, but in retrospect I had no idea what the hell I was doing and it was probably a bad decision.
Nahhhh.
I'm trying to think of a clever answer incorporating 'talking shit' or something but I have a headache.

Jun 25, 2012#6

BananaHands

HowDroll said:
where does babby come from

Heavy drinking.

Jun 25, 2012#7

Bubble181

BananaHands said:
Heavy drinking.

Jun 25, 2012#8

Charlie Don't Surf

let's dirty fuck

Jun 25, 2012#9

BananaHands

Jun 25, 2012#10

HowDroll

Charlie Don't Surf said:
let's dirty fuck

well, bh is so sexy omg, etc.

Jun 25, 2012#11

Charlie Don't Surf

"face down
ass up
that's the way
I like to fuck"

- Mary Lincoln

Jun 25, 2012#12

Adam

Charlie Don't Surf said:
"face down
ass up
that's the way
I like to fuck"

- Mary Lincoln

Wasn't she the vampire hunter's apprentice?

Jun 25, 2012#13

blotsfan

Whats the best cute animal gif to masturbate to?

Jun 25, 2012#14

BananaHands

blotsfan said:
Whats the best cute animal gif to masturbate to?

Jun 25, 2012#15

PatrThom

Adam said:
View attachment 6996

No, that's not it.

BananaHands said:

Kitty Porn?
how is tabby formed?

--Patrick

Jun 25, 2012#16

Cheesy1

Jun 25, 2012#17

FnordBear

Jun 25, 2012#18

Allen who is Quiet

I heard that if you lay on your hand until it's numb and then masturbate, it feels like somebody else is jacking you off. If you lay on your penis until it's numb and then masturbate, will it feel like you're jerking somebody else off?

Jun 25, 2012#19

Terrik

Allen who is Quiet said:
I heard that if you lay on your hand until it's numb and then masturbate, it feels like somebody else is jacking you off. If you lay on your penis until it's numb and then masturbate, will it feel like you're jerking somebody else off?

Scientific progress being made here, folks.

Jun 25, 2012#20

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Allen who is Quiet said:
I heard that if you lay on your hand until it's numb and then masturbate, it feels like somebody else is jacking you off. If you lay on your penis until it's numb and then masturbate, will it feel like you're jerking somebody else off?

...The government needs to give you a large grant to research this.

Alllll the governments.

Jun 26, 2012#21

sixpackshaker

BananaHands said:

This is not a pipe.

Jun 26, 2012#22

BananaHands

sixpackshaker said:
This is not a pipe.

Jun 26, 2012#23

sixpackshaker

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images

Jun 26, 2012#24

BananaHands

Jun 26, 2012#25

HowDroll

sixpackshaker said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Treachery_of_Images

Life is weird. Before you posted that, I saw this shirt on Threadless and was going to buy it when I got home.

Jun 26, 2012#26

HCGLNS

How many sessions of unprotected sex would it take for Gusto and HowDroll to conceive a baby and what would that baby look like when born.

Also your second pic shows 4 pieces of tubing and 2 half nipples you filthy preyverd.

Jun 26, 2012#27

Gusto

HCGLNS said:
How many sessions of unprotected sex would it take for Gusto and HowDroll to conceive a baby and what would that baby look like when born.

Also your second pic shows 4 pieces of tubing and 2 half nipples you filthy preyverd.

If the Halforums House is any indication, it would take one session and the baby would be an adorable little blonde girl.

She dyed her hair red, for a while.

Jun 26, 2012#28

Officer_Charon

Halforums... as seen through the Sims?

:Leyla:

Jun 26, 2012#29

HCGLNS

Jun 26, 2012#30

Gusto

Officer_Charon said:
Halforums... as seen through the Sims?

Yeah I guess you missed that era. I made a house full of 8 forumites based on traits and goals they would have, and didn't control them at all, and just took screenshots (and a couple narrated videos!) of their interactions. Several people in that house don't post here anymore.

It was:

Gusto
Droll
Dave
Shego
Qonas
Shannow
Rasputin/Ross
Vytamindi

Jun 26, 2012#31

Gusto

My favourite random happenstance was getting a phone call in the middle of the night Shego's boss had died due to mysterious circumstances, and Shego being removed from her workplace (ie. a sketchy warehouse) in handcuffs the next day.

Jun 26, 2012#32

Allen who is Quiet

bananahands, you never answered my question

Jun 27, 2012#33

BananaHands