Birds, Bees and BananaHands.

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BananaHands

BananaHands

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Alright, Halforums, sit down.

I've noticed there's been a lot of threads about 'sex' and I think it's time we had the talk. Let me get my pipe.


When a man loves a woma---

Okay, when a person lov---

Well, basically when two people have a mutua----

Okay, so when two people are kind of drun---

You know what? Any questions about sex and I'll answer them.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

If you can, and do, give yourself a blowjob, is that gay?

Sex in the sauna: hot, but is it viable?

Bananahands: better or worse than regular human hands for masturbatory use?

Is it the attraction/mindset or the acting upon it that decides your sexuality?

Is 14 too early to lose your virginity, for a boy/girl?

Is 24 too late to lose your virginity, for a man/woman?

If AIDS can be transmitted through the ass as well, how can I avoid catching it with all these assholes around me all day long?
 
BananaHands

BananaHands

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Bubble181 said:
If you can, and do, give yourself a blowjob, is that gay?

Sex in the sauna: hot, but is it viable?

Bananahands: better or worse than regular human hands for masturbatory use?

Is it the attraction/mindset or the acting upon it that decides your sexuality?

Is 14 too early to lose your virginity, for a boy/girl?

Is 24 too late to lose your virginity, for a man/woman?

If AIDS can be transmitted through the ass as well, how can I avoid catching it with all these assholes around me all day long?
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  1. I mean, it has to be a little. I'd say it's still a tad impressive. I mean, talk about dedication to a cause.
  2. It'd probably be a good idea until someone walks in to two naked people passed out in a sauna.
  3. Better.
  4. I suppose mindset. But I don't know, I'll acknowledge a guy being handsome, but it's not in a sexual way. Unless you're referring to Mark Wahlberg.
  5. Man, they're losing it way before then nowadays. I lost mine at 15, but in retrospect I had no idea what the hell I was doing and it was probably a bad decision.
  6. Nahhhh.
  7. I'm trying to think of a clever answer incorporating 'talking shit' or something but I have a headache.
 
Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

I heard that if you lay on your hand until it's numb and then masturbate, it feels like somebody else is jacking you off. If you lay on your penis until it's numb and then masturbate, will it feel like you're jerking somebody else off?
 
Terrik

Terrik

Allen who is Quiet said:
I heard that if you lay on your hand until it's numb and then masturbate, it feels like somebody else is jacking you off. If you lay on your penis until it's numb and then masturbate, will it feel like you're jerking somebody else off?
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Scientific progress being made here, folks.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

How many sessions of unprotected sex would it take for Gusto and HowDroll to conceive a baby and what would that baby look like when born.

Also your second pic shows 4 pieces of tubing and 2 half nipples you filthy preyverd.
 
Gusto

Gusto

HCGLNS said:
How many sessions of unprotected sex would it take for Gusto and HowDroll to conceive a baby and what would that baby look like when born.

Also your second pic shows 4 pieces of tubing and 2 half nipples you filthy preyverd.
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If the Halforums House is any indication, it would take one session and the baby would be an adorable little blonde girl. :)



She dyed her hair red, for a while.
 
Gusto

Gusto

Officer_Charon said:
Halforums... as seen through the Sims?

:Leyla:
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Yeah I guess you missed that era. I made a house full of 8 forumites based on traits and goals they would have, and didn't control them at all, and just took screenshots (and a couple narrated videos!) of their interactions. Several people in that house don't post here anymore.

It was:

Gusto
Droll
Dave
Shego
Qonas
Shannow
Rasputin/Ross
Vytamindi
 
Gusto

Gusto

My favourite random happenstance was getting a phone call in the middle of the night Shego's boss had died due to mysterious circumstances, and Shego being removed from her workplace (ie. a sketchy warehouse) in handcuffs the next day.
 
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