This house makes noises at night, like someone might be in the attic. I'm not the superstitious type, but if I were, I'd imagine the place is haunted.
I've been in the attic, as has the internet guy, so I know no one's up there--but there are certainly bumps in the night as the house temperature changes.
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House update: Just went out to drop off netflix in the mailbox, and one of my new neighbors called me over to meet me.
What I learned: She is single, lives alone, her husband passed away years ago and I'm welcome to come visit anytime. lololol She looks about 75
I also noticed she was wearing eye makeup and lipstick. If she never goes anywhere and lives alone, that means she put that on just to come meet me.