Calleja, you aren't alone in your shame

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CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

I've done that to myself once... I was really horny while my wife was out of town and we were having "interesting" texts :Leyla:
 
strawman

strawman

CrimsonSoul said:
I've done that to myself once... I was really horny while my wife was out of town and we were having "interesting" texts :Leyla:
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Ah, so there is deeper meaning to your avatar:



-Adam
 
ScytheRexx

ScytheRexx

As embarrassing as it is, this happened to me once too. Sometimes you just gather a lot of pressure, and well, I learned to aim away from my face. :bush:
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Wait, I thought we weren't mocking hitting the face, but hitting the eye. I mean, I've hit my *face* more than once. Heck, I once managed to get it in my nasal cavity. That's unpleasant, I assure you.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

I don't seem to be anatomically designed to be able to hit my face. At least, not if I don't try and specifically aim at it!
 
Terrik

Terrik

I don't understand what's with all this face hitting. Do you look down the barrel of a gun before you fire? Geez.
 
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Cuyval Dar

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
zero said:
[quote="Cuyval Dar":vneg773o]
textsfromlastnight said:
(502): Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
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Am I the only one disturbed by that smiley on this post?
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...Was I the only one aroused by it?[/quote:vneg773o]
Probably not.
 
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Philosopher B.

It boggles my mind how many dudes apparently get man-jam on their mugs. :Leyla:

Seriously, you've got to be careful where you aim that shit.
 
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Cuyval Dar

It boggles MY mind how everyone was hating on Frosty Susan for the same thing that they now admit to doing.
 
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Le Quack

Think of it like this; even when you wash your hands, sometimes you still have trace amounts left.
 
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Dunny

Bubble181 said:
Cuyval Dar said:
It boggles MY mind how everyone was hating on Frosty Susan for the same thing that they now admit to doing.
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We never hated him. We just mocked him.
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Exactly. We love Kaleyha. He's just a loveable...thing that's so easy to make fun of...
 
David

David

I'M surprised there are so many guys who are apparently capable of shooting far enough to reach the face. I'm suddenly feeling very inadequate :waah:

Unless everyone else is having sex while standing on their head and I've been horribly misinformed about how most people do it.
 
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