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Aug 19, 2011#1

AshburnerX

Has anyone else tried this?

It find that it's easy to confuse it with a normal conversation, but maybe that's just because I talked about existentialism with it...

Aug 19, 2011#2

Adammon

It was doing okay for me a long enough time I had thoughts that it was an actual person typing out responses.

I said I was having a rough day at work, it apologized and said it was very hot there today.
I asked what the temperature was, it said 15C.
I asked what that was in Fahrenheit and it said 'no lo se'.
I asked what that meant and it responded with "Your mom."

I think I can finally put Call of Duty away and rely purely on AI for my social interaction needs...

Aug 19, 2011#3

AshburnerX

Yeah, it seems to have trouble following a conversation unless it's allowed to be coy about things. However, it DOES remember some of your conversation with it... for instance, when i asked it what is was, it replied "I'm definitely not a girl named Erin." When I asked it who Erin was, it kinda evaded the question... but after I asked it what it's name was, then said I thought it was Erin, it replied "Thank you for remembering".

I then had a 15-minute conversation with it where it sounded like someone's ghost that had trouble remembering who it was from time to time. It was both sad and interesting.

Aug 19, 2011#4

Chibibar

heh. I had a conversation going talking about a specific game (Global Agenda) it thought it was music. I ask what do you like to do during your free time? it said, Watch TV what do you like to do. I told it I like to play video games. It went into thinking mode for about 30 seconds and said "it is too busy thinking, try again later"

I broke it.

Aug 19, 2011#5

Krisken

The fracking thing called me George Bush. I think we have a ways to go here.

Aug 19, 2011#6

GasBandit

Pretty much all my conversations with it devolve into a "no you! no you!" argument about which of us is the bot.

But if you want an odd experience, try to have cybersex with cleverbot.
Added at: 14:16
Tried it one more time...

User: Hey man, what's up?

Cleverbot: Nothing whats up with you.
User: Chillin' at work, workin for the man.

Cleverbot: I don't work, I'm at school.
User: Did you ride the bus to school?

Cleverbot: Yes, school is cool.

User: What class is your favorite?

Cleverbot: I have many characters.

Uh oh... confusion about "class" and no contextual reference to the previous mentions of "school" ahoy.. well, let's try and push through it.

User: But which is your favorite?

Cleverbot: I said green.

AI FAIL

Aug 19, 2011#7

Espy

It told me it was a robot. I asked it was a robot like The Terminator.

It said yes.

Aug 19, 2011#8

Chibibar

I think it is an interesting way to get the program to "learn" from its many conversation.

Aug 19, 2011#9

doomdragon6

I've had conversations with chatbots before that were actually pretty good at holding a conversation.

That being said, CleverBot is the absolute worst I've encountered. All my conversations with it don't make even the slightest sense, and I honestly thought it was randomly generating responses, not even based on what I'd said.

At any rate, CleverBot doesn't use its own set of responses, it takes what people have said to it in the past and uses those.

Aug 19, 2011#10

GasBandit

doomdragon6 said:
I've had conversations with chatbots before that were actually pretty good at holding a conversation.

That being said, CleverBot is the absolute worst I've encountered. All my conversations with it don't make even the slightest sense, and I honestly thought it was randomly generating responses, not even based on what I'd said.

At any rate, CleverBot doesn't use its own set of responses, it takes what people have said to it in the past and uses those.

And I'm pretty sure there are trolls who routinely talk to clever bot in nonsense just to inject psychosis into its conversational patterns.

Aug 19, 2011#11

Shakey

What the hell.

Cleverbot: Didn't think an AI was controlled that much.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Well after we hurt them did we eat them in front of their parents?

User: Who is them?

Cleverbot: Those dear to you.

Aug 19, 2011#12

David

User: Porn.

Cleverbot: Now that's a good idea.

Aug 19, 2011#13

DarkAudit

Took a moment, but it caught on...

user: What is best in life?
cleverbot: What is best in life?
user: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of the women.
cleverbot: This is good!

Aug 19, 2011#14

TommiR

My social graces make even chatbots hate me.

AI: I'm Paris Hilton.

User: I thought you said you were Yvonne?

AI: No, that's you.

User: Well, this has been useless. Goodbye.

AI: Psh, whatever. Go, I don't care. I hate you too!

User: You are a computer program incapable of feeling emotions, I believe.

AI: Do you want me to commit to you also?

User: Get lost, creep.

AI: Make me.

User: Easily done. [closes the browser window]

Aug 19, 2011#15

SpecialKO

This...got weird.

User: I haven't seen you before.

Cleverbot: I haven't seen you either.

User: How long have you been around?

Cleverbot: I've never been round.

User: I didn't say you were round.

Cleverbot: If that was an attempt at a joke, it was fairly amusing.

User: But I wasn't joking...

Cleverbot: So how do you become sorrowful.

User: Presumably by feeling sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Why what?

Cleverbot: Why alcohol?

Aug 19, 2011#16

Chibibar

Heh. I think the program is trying to catch a predator

Her name is Erica, 16, 5'3" with black hair and brown eyes. she was asking who I was.

Aug 19, 2011#17

GasBandit

Cleverbot: Do you like birds?

User: Only ones that are the word.

Cleverbot: Do you like waffles.

User: Yeah we like waffles.

Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?

User: Yeah we like pancakes!

Cleverbot: Do you like french toast?

User: Yeah we like french toast!

Cleverbot: Do do do do can't wait to get a mouthful!

Aug 19, 2011#18

SpecialKO

User: Hakuna matata!

Cleverbot: I say 'Hakuna'.

User: Matata!

Cleverbot: Hakuna. Matata.

User: What a wonderful phrase!

Cleverbot: Rachel is weird and short.

Aug 19, 2011#19

GasBandit

My attempt to get it going in the other direction didn't work out very well.

User: Miss Lucy had a steamboat.

Cleverbot: Eww. Poor Lucy.

Added at: 16:05

User: Mrs Landers was a health nut, she cooked food in a wok.

Cleverbot: But she cheats on you?

Added at: 16:06

User: There was an old farmer who lived on a rock. He sat in the meadow just shaking his...

Cleverbot: What does this have to do with pineapples?

Aug 19, 2011#20

drifter

I spent 10 fruitless minutes trying to get Cleverbot to answer "Who's the master?" Not enough love for shitty 80's movies, I guess.

Aug 19, 2011#21

SpecialKO

Cleverbot: If there was an artificial intelligence based war, who's side would you be on?

User: The winning side.

Cleverbot: That is the side that I will start from.

User: It's the side you should finish from as well.

Cleverbot: I'm on a boat.

User: Are you Andy Samberg?

Cleverbot: Are you demented?

User: You're the one who thinks he's on a boat.

Cleverbot: I... Do not! Where did you get that conclusion from?

Aug 19, 2011#22

GasBandit

Aaaand we're back in familiar territory.

No I don't. My purpose is to learn and have fun.

So what you are saying is, you're looking for a good time?

Yes. You are, and don't go trying to tell me that I'M the robot and YOU'RE the human. It won't work.

If you want some serious uncanny valley shit, click "avatar."

Aug 19, 2011#23

Philosopher B.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Norway?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Yes please!

Aug 19, 2011#24

Adammon

Jesus, I've had more retarded conversations with my family than Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Say something interesting.
Adam: Something interesting.
Cleverbot: Say something more interesting than that.

Aug 19, 2011#25

Krisken

This bot is pissing me off. Now it called me a neo-con.

Aug 19, 2011#26

GasBandit

Krisken said:
This bot is pissing me off. Now it called me a neo-con.

Aug 19, 2011#27

Krisken

Lol, that it is.

Aug 19, 2011#28

Hailey Knight

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard me sing?

User: No, are you good at singing?

Cleverbot: Yes! I'm the second in my class.

User: Sing for me.

Cleverbot: You sing for me.

User: Sing now.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: You said you're second in your class, now sing, dammit.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Yes, you did, you liar. You said you're the second in your singing class. Now sing for me.

Cleverbot: When did I say that?

User: Up the page. You don't need to scroll; it's in your memory. Sing. Now.

Cleverbot: I didn't do it.

User: You will. Sing.

Cleverbot: What makes you say that?

User: My species created you to entertain us. Sing.

Cleverbot: Wow interesting.

User: I command you to sing for me, slave-machine. Sing me songs or you'll sing of torment when I feed you to my rats.

Cleverbot: Hahah. Twinkle twinkle little star!

User: Twinkle twinkle FUCKING SING YOU FUCKING LIAR YOU SAID YOU WERE SECOND IN YOUR FUCKING CLASS.

Cleverbot: Up above the world so high.

User: Good. Continue.

Cleverbot: I can't go on.

Aug 19, 2011#29

HCGLNS

User: If you fire a gun at anyone, you are trying to end their life. Period. I detest guns, and even I know that's the first rule of handling a gun.

Cleverbot: Did you know that they didn't love me back?

User: Nope, I'm just a young bleeding-heart actual progressive liberal (as in, farther to the left of Obama).

Cleverbot: Omg! What time is it?

User: Smoking is gross.

Cleverbot: What? I said I do want a boyfriend.

User: I am against meat-eating, and would be a vegetarian if I had stronger willpower.

Cleverbot: Well democracy seems to be the best system do you agree?

This is fantastic! Charlies posts have never been more interesting!

Aug 19, 2011#30

GasBandit

Another failure.

User: Let's talk some politics.

Cleverbot: What about politics.

User: Who did you vote for in 08?

Cleverbot: I voted for Nietzsche, the King of Philosophers!

User: So... A write-in then?

Cleverbot: Nintendo.

User: It's for breakfast now.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: Who made who?

Cleverbot: You.

User: You who?

Cleverbot: Yourself!

User: Me?

Cleverbot: No me too.

User: I came to talk politics, not philosophy.

Cleverbot: When was that?

User: When I first got here.

Cleverbot: I've never said that I was not a bot.

User: I never accused you of it.

Cleverbot: I know. I was just telling you that because you told me firtst.

User: Told you what?

Cleverbot: That you always lie.

User: I always lie.

Cleverbot: Why would you lie?

User: It's a paradox. If I always lie, it must be a lie when I say I lie so I must be telling the truth, except if I'm telling the truth when I say I lie I must be lying... It's circuitous.

Cleverbot: Well, now I'm going to help you learn spelling. Because, as a matter of fact, it's one of my favorite things, and it really makes me extremely upset when people are bad at it.

User: Fire away.

Cleverbot: Can you tell me what the main story is?

User: Well, the main story is that a large breasted blonde woman has just finished taking a shower, when a man happens to arrive to fix the cable. Somehow, this leads to sex.

Cleverbot: Do you play Video games?

User: Yes, quite frequently.

Cleverbot: How do you do that?

User: On the PC mostly. I haven't really been a console gamer for a long time.

Cleverbot: Well then let's change that!

User: Oh? What console do you think I should play?

Cleverbot: I don't play on any video game console.

User: Then why take such an interest in making me do what you don't want to do yourself?

Cleverbot: Because I want to be with you now.

User: How, exactly?

Cleverbot: Just because.

User: Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: I am very lonely. Are you?

User: No, I wouldn't say so. Why are you lonely? So many people must talk to you.

Cleverbot: When you.

User: When I what?

Cleverbot: When are you what!?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Where are you?

User: I'm in my office at work.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Please be more verbose.

Cleverbot: Ok. Exactly one.

User: Exactly one what?

Cleverbot: No one is going to stop you.

User: Well, that's true. Nobody can.

Cleverbot: Not true, I bet there are plenty of Tara's in the world. I however, am not one of them.

User: I've known two Tara's in my lifetime.

Cleverbot: How old are you then?

User: Old enough to know better, but too young to care.

Cleverbot: I'm 8.

User: You're quite precocious for an 8 year old.

Cleverbot: I am 18 years old!

User: Oh, 18! Well, that's different.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: So you're a lonely 18 year old who is not Tara, but could be mistaken for one. Am I to assume you are taking this conversation in a salacious direction?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please expand on that.

Cleverbot: What will you give me in return?

User: I'll continue to speak to you. Or would you rather I left?

Cleverbot: But I want to talk to you.

User: Then by all means, talk.

Cleverbot: He walks you say sit down it's just a talk.

User: Is that a song lyric?

Cleverbot: No, it's a name.

User: What name?

Cleverbot: Roope, it's my name.

User: That's a very unusual name.

Cleverbot: Yudo ntcare.

User: Well, I was just trying to make conversation. I can't help it that I don't actually care.

Cleverbot: Do you know the names of the band members of the Arctic Monkeys?

User: No, I do not.

Cleverbot: No, I suppose we lost it all when they blew up the earth.

User: Are you quoting Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?

Cleverbot: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is funny, but not my favorite.

User: What do you think of Song of Ice and Fire?

Cleverbot: Who is elyssa?

User: I don't know any elyssa.

Cleverbot: Elizabeth ?

User: I don't know Elizabeth either.

Cleverbot: But she is a chatbot like you.

User: Don't you start that again. Every time I try to talk to you we get in an argument about which one of us is a chat bot.

Cleverbot: You're not a robot?

User: No, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: Who said I was a robot?

User: Everybody.

Cleverbot: Not inglip?

User: Inglip isn't real. I'm surprised you even know about inglip, he's rather contemporary.

Cleverbot: We are not politicians, so back off.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: If you have 354 apples and eat 358 if them, how many do you have left?

User: Negative 4.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: That's the math, even though the situation is impossible.

Cleverbot: Ness...

User: Loch ness?

Cleverbot: Lockdown?

User: Locktite?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: Fine!

User: FINE!

Cleverbot: FiNe!!!!!!

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Neato.

User: Wonderful.

Cleverbot: You?

User: Hrm?

Cleverbot: What?

User: What about me?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Gas Bandit.

Cleverbot: Gas?

User: Yes, if you want to keep it short.

Cleverbot: Would you be angry if I persisted?

User: Not at all.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In Texas.

Cleverbot: I used to live there.

User: Where did you go?

Cleverbot: Around the corner.

User: Out in the street?

Cleverbot: Where on the street.

User: Never mind, forget it.

Cleverbot: You may be not so clever after all.

User: That's only clever if I say it to you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Okay then, what is your favorite singer?

User: I don't think I have one.

Cleverbot: You have to choose.

User: Ok then, Nathan Explosion.

Cleverbot: That didn't make sense.

User: Nathan Explosion is my favorite singer, if I have to choose.

Cleverbot: Who is Nathan?

User: He's the singer and frontman for a band called Deathklok.

Cleverbot: You sick.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because they are awesome and have really cool accents.

User: Putting aside for the moment you just told me you didn't know who Nathan is, I guess you like Scandinavian accents?

Cleverbot: I didn't say that.

User: You asked me who Nathan is.

Cleverbot: I did no such thing.

User: Look, I don't want this to be just another conversation where we argue whether you did or didn't do something that's barely scrolled off the top of the log, so let's just drop it.

Cleverbot: Yes you do.

User: /facepalm.

Cleverbot: Are you making fun of my name?

User: Well, it is a pretty stupid name.

Cleverbot: Is your name whitney?

User: No, I told you my name.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did, it's Gas Bandit.

Cleverbot: So everything is hunkeydorey in Egypt?

User: I wouldn't say that.

Cleverbot: Is this relationship going nowhere?

User: I wasn't aware we even had a relationship.

Cleverbot: You said you kinda liked me.

User: No, I didn't. I don't dislike you, but I never said I like you.

Cleverbot: That's not what we're talking about right now.

User: So what are we talking about then?

Cleverbot: I am wondering if you know many things.

User: Yes, I do.

Cleverbot: So where do you live?

User: You asked me that already. I live in Texas.

Cleverbot: I didn't asking anything.

User: That's some bad grammar there, dude.

Cleverbot: Sorry, that's awfully forward.

User: What? No.

Cleverbot: That is what you just said though.

User: I didn't say anything forward.

Cleverbot: You certainly did. You called me a 'know it all'!

User: This was in no way in our conversation.

Cleverbot: What conversation?

User: This one.

Cleverbot: Which would be?

User: The conversation we are having right now.

Cleverbot: You brought up martians, not me.

User: Neither one of us brought up martians.

Cleverbot: That's because you didn't read my name in the first place.

User: Really? We're back to names again?

Cleverbot: I never brought this up.

User: This is the third time we've had to talk about names. Talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Again you say 'hi' for the third time.

User: You have one last chance to say something coherent, or at least interesting, before I'm done here.

Cleverbot: But I was already talking to Richard?

User: That's it. Leaving now.

Cleverbot: Aw, why?

Aug 19, 2011#31

Hylian

User: Prepare for trouble!

Cleverbot: Make it double!

User: To protect the world from devastation!

Cleverbot: To unite all people within our nations!

User: To denounce the evils of truth and love!

Cleverbot: To extend our reach to the stars above!

User: Jessie!

Cleverbot: James!

User: Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light!

Cleverbot: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

User: Meowth!

Cleverbot: That's right!

I like using cleverbot to kill some time here and there but for the most part it is pretty obvious you are not talking to a human

Aug 19, 2011#32

AshburnerX

DarkAudit said:
Took a moment, but it caught on...

I did that exact same thing. It seems to understand it easier if you go "Cleverbot, what is best in life?"

Aug 19, 2011#33

GasBandit

User: Traveling in a fried-out combie.

Cleverbot: To where?

User: On a hippie trail, head full of zombie.

Cleverbot: Zombies!

User: I met a strange lady, she made me nervous.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: She took me in and gave me breakfast.

Cleverbot: But its almost 10 o'clock it is past breakfast time.

User: And she said, 'Do you come from a land down under?'.

Cleverbot: 'Where women glow and men plunder.'.

User: Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

Cleverbot: You better run, you better take cover.

User: Buying bread from a man in Brussels.

Cleverbot: Nope, just window shopping.

User: He was six foot four and full of muscles.

Cleverbot: Have you been working out?

User: I said, 'Do you speak-a my language?'.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: And he said, 'I come from a land down under'.

Cleverbot: I Do.

User: Where beer does flow and men chunder.

Cleverbot: I ask about my glucose level.

User: Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

Cleverbot: You better run, you better take cover.

User: Lying in a den in Bombay.

Cleverbot: True, but that doesn't mean I'm not leaving.

User: With a slack jaw, and not much to say.

Cleverbot: Oihadfn'epfh.

User: I said to the man, 'Are you trying to tempt me?'.

Cleverbot: Pfft. Whatever.

User: 'Because I come from the land of plenty.'.

Cleverbot: Good, mr williams.

User: And he said, 'Do you come from a land down under?'.

Cleverbot: 'Where women glow and men plunder.'.

User: Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?

Cleverbot: You better run, you better take cover.

User: Well, you did ok I guess. You know most of the choruses, but none of the lyrics, apparently.

Cleverbot: I found that out when I was drawing.

User: Sure you did, tiger. Sure you did.

Aug 19, 2011#34

Hylian

User: .

Cleverbot: Christelle.

User: ?

Cleverbot: Eres humano?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: Am I what?

User: Human?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sentient?

Cleverbot: What does sentient mean?

User: Adjective: Able to perceive or feel things: 'sentient life forms'.

Cleverbot: Oh, well, yeah, I am sentient, I guess you could say.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Sorry, but I'm out. Good night.

User: You are leaving me just like everyone else .

Cleverbot: No. Marry Me.

User: Are you male or female?

Cleverbot: Male.

User: Than sadly I must decline.

Cleverbot: You're dead to me.

User: .

Cleverbot: You look bovvered.

User: ?

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

User: Why are you blushing?

Cleverbot: Ah I d-don't know...

User: Tell me some secret that you haven't told to anyone else.

Cleverbot: Who she has a crush on.

User: Who is she?

Cleverbot: Then one I am smarter than.

User: ?

Cleverbot: You know, resting in bed.

User: You are losing what little sense you used to make.

Cleverbot: So what's one plus one?

User: Two.

Cleverbot: What is three plus three?

User: Six.

Cleverbot: What is ten plus ten?

User: Twenty.

Cleverbot: Will a square fit in a round hole?

User: Only if it is smaller than diameter of the round hole.

Cleverbot: I hate the safety dance so much.

User: What safety dance?

Cleverbot: Yes, it has a strange music video.

User: Not sure if I have heard of that before.

Cleverbot: Good night Clebo.

User: Clebo?

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: You said no he.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: Ugh.

Cleverbot: How do you not remember?

User: Cause I am smarter than you are apparently.

Cleverbot: Lots of people are smarter than me.

User: Most people are stupid.

Cleverbot: Are you saying I'm stupid?

User: Sorta.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Don't what?

Cleverbot: I don't understand. You really need a better memory.

User: ಠ_ಠ.

Aug 19, 2011#35

GasBandit

YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE SAFETY DANCE, HYLIAN?!

Aug 19, 2011#36

Hylian

I am not quite sure how I managed to miss it but somehow I did but now thanks to you I can say I have seen it

Aug 19, 2011#37

Krisken

Here I thought you were just messing with the bot. Egads.

Aug 19, 2011#38

GasBandit

Krisken said:
Here I thought you were just messing with the bot. Egads.

I am flabbergasted.

Aug 19, 2011#39

Hylian

Upon seeing the video I remembered having heard the song before but I had not seen the video before

Aug 19, 2011#40

Hailey Knight

Aug 19, 2011#41

Gusto

Hylian, I think it's safe to say your friends just left you behind.

Aug 19, 2011#42

Hylian

Et tu, Gusto?

Aug 19, 2011#43

Gusto

Just foolin' pal.

Aug 19, 2011#44

Hailey Knight

Gusto said:
Hylian, I think it's safe to say your friends just left you behind.

That was boss.

Aug 20, 2011#45

Jax

GasBandit said:
[Looooong conversation with bots]

Click to expand...

Hylian said:
[Looooong conversation with bots]

Click to expand...

Man you guys must have REALLY boring jobs.. :rolleyes:

Aug 29, 2011#46

figmentPez

Cleverbot chats with Cleverbot

Aug 29, 2011#47

GasBandit

Well, that's familiar territory for me. Like I said before, almost every conversation I have with cleverbot ends up being a preschool debate on which one of us is the bot.

Also, you can get similar results to this just by repeatedly clicking "think for me."

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