Colorado Police arrest port-a-potty spy

[Chad Sexington]

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/06/24/us-colorado-toilet-crime-idUSTRE75N67Q20110624

My favourite part of this is the following line from the article:

"An astute officer realized that he resembled the portable toilet suspect," Boulder police said in a news release.

How astute do you have to be to think that the half-naked man covered in poo might be worth looking into? I mean, really. Even if there was no suspect, some shit is up. (Pun not intended.)

 

[strawman]

 

[Dave]

There are some fetishes I understand. This is not one of them.

 

[Philosopher B.]

"An astute officer realized that he resembled the portable toilet suspect," Boulder police said in a news release.

You might say the guy was ...

shit out of luck.

 

[Chibibar]

I wonder if the guy went "Aw crap!" after seeing the officer AFTER crawling out of the shit hole.

 

[sixpackshaker]

I'd hate to have that shitty outlook on life.

 

[Jay]

One of the most famous ninja kills of all time was a ninja hiding in the "porta-potty" of a samurai lord's house. He waited there for an entire day until the lord needed to take card of business and proceeded to stab upwards and kill his target.

Alas I don't think this guy was a ninja.

 

[General Specific]

The guard tried unsuccessfully to apprehend him as he ran from the festival grounds.

Yeah because who really wants to catch a guy covered in shit?

 

[Dave]

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[sixpackshaker]

Paraphilia is a disease

that was one of the best message board handles that I ever saw.

Of course coprophilia will lead to diseases.