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Here is a fun game to play while you wile away the hours you should be spending asleep :biggrin:



Crush the Castle 2 | Armor Games

I liked the mystery potion

How do you get it? I beat the game but when I went back to play again it still wasn't unlocked.

Did you get the gold medal on every level?

Just did. That potion is awesome.

Some of those later levels are infuriating. HALF THE TOWER FELL ON YOU YOU BITCH! How are you still alive!?

Agh, it was only that one level. Finally. Landing the same shot over and over and having one finally kill all of them. Stupid Ballroom Dance level.

With the acid potions I think it's better to hit the castle somewhere in the middle so there's still stuff intact to fall on the people.

I found this one way easier then the first one. I got all gold in one play through, often times on the very first attempt.

This game was incredibly easy... I finished it completely (gold in all levels) within 20 minutes or so. Was the original so easy?

I love the original game on the iphone, great for meetings.

i like the fact that they have the wilhelm scream in there.

That ballroom level was bullshit. Last princess had 8 chunks of masonry on top of her and she was leaning at a 45 degree angle, but no, she's fine...

some levels I just brute forced my way through, and then came back and one-shotted them when I had better technology.

Yeah, that ballroom level was bullshit. Overall this one was easier than the first one, but only because the first one had more "bullshit" levels where you had to place the stones Juuuuuust right to get the whole domino effect going.

Yes, the first one was very bullshit.

And here's why this one is bullshit.

Princess spines are the strongest building material known to man or beast.

I thought the Acid levels in this one were kind of Bullshitty. I mean even when I had the strategy just right and hit the right place there was still a 50/50 chance that somebody wouldn't be dead at the end of the shot.

yeah, I tended to do some acid levels with other tech. I found that the one with the 12 people to kill in a house (ballroom dance) could be one-shotted easily and consistently with 3 iron shells, but took about 10 tries with the acid.

Yeah, this game was laughably easy. Apart from some levels which required perfect precision, I had no trouble gold medalling everything. If you want a REAL challenge, try Angry Birds for the iPhone.

I love Angry Birds.

that IS a real challenge, since i don't have an iPhone

I like the first one a lot. I'll give it a go. bye bye work!

Tinwhistler said:

yeah, I tended to do some acid levels with other tech. I found that the one with the 12 people to kill in a house (ballroom dance) could be one-shotted easily and consistently with 3 iron shells, but took about 10 tries with the acid.

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Really? It only took me 2 tries w/ the acid. First shot hit the roof and left the guard at the front unscathed, 2nd try hit the middle tier and the place collapsed onto everyone.

Maybe I just got lucky.

General Specific;405465][QUOTE=Tinwhistler said:

yeah, I tended to do some acid levels with other tech. I found that the one with the 12 people to kill in a house (ballroom dance) could be one-shotted easily and consistently with 3 iron shells, but took about 10 tries with the acid.

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Really? It only took me 2 tries w/ the acid. First shot hit the roof and left the guard at the front unscathed, 2nd try hit the middle tier and the place collapsed onto everyone.

Maybe I just got lucky.[/QUOTE]

At work, I did it on my first try.

At home, I gave up after 10 minutes and bowled everything over with the iron shells.

I landed the same shot on that acid level probably 6 times. Each time almost the entirety of the structure fell on the center princess or queen or whatever. It wasn't until the last time that she actually fucking died arbitrarily.

The one that pissed me off was the one with the two towers, one on a hill much higher then the other tower and blocking my shot path. A king and guard inside the far tower and one guard standing outside in the back. Because of the height of the tower on the hill, every throw I did would land around the same spot on the far tower, killing the king and guard inside it, but the guy on the outside would be unscathed. A few times the walls of the lower tower would fall over and land on him, but because of the way the ground was formed he would often get trapped under it and wouldn't die. I did that one twenty times before finally a random brick hit him in the head and killed him.