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Damn, Carmen Electra is looking pretty young these da..... wait that's who?

#1



Jiarn



What the hell happened to Miley Cyrus? Oh wait, Disney that's right.


#2

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

even the Matterhorn is fake at Disney.


#3



makare

I don't get it. What is this about?


#4

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Jiarn said:
What the hell happened to Miley Cyrus?
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She turned 18?


#5



Jiarn

I saw that pic, swore it was Carmen Electra, found out it was Miley Cyrus. Considering what she looked like before Disney got their claws into her, it's pretty drastic.


#6



makare

I think it is just she is growing up like SpecialKO said.

Next people will start saying she has fake tits because they don't understand how puberty works. Sigh.


#7



Jiarn

Who's talking about her tits? I'm talking about the alterations to her face.


#8

figmentPez

figmentPez

At first I thought it was someone from "The Hills" or some other MTV show I don't give a crap about. I was wondering what the big deal was, then I read Miley, and was very confused.


#9



makare

She looks the same to me just older. And I said next people will as in some hypothetical person WILL talk about her tits. Criminy.


#10

Dei

Dei

I was more thinking "Wow that dress is showing a lot of boob" (Hypothetically talking about tits)


#11



makare

Meshy tatas are the best tatas.


#12

phil

phil

Ok, she's 19. I don't feel weird about this anymore.


#13

Krisken

Krisken

I guess she looks like Carmen, if Carmen had been in a boxing match and her face bruises hadn't unpuffed yet.


#14

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

makare said:
She looks the same to me just older. And I said next people will as in some hypothetical person WILL talk about her tits. Criminy.
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You seem the most interested in her tits? And puberty hits at 12-14 these days not 19.

Now, tell me about your mothzer? /Freud


#15



makare

Girls breasts keep growing until they are 20 or so.

I was thinking about the same things being said about Britney Spears.


#16

Mathias

Mathias

Jiarn said:
Who's talking about her tits? I'm talking about the alterations to her face.
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What alterations? You face changes as you get older...

Yeesh, stop watching TMZ already.
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sixpackshaker said:
You seem the most interested in her tits? And puberty hits at 12-14 these days not 19.

Now, tell me about your mothzer? /Freud
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Puberty hits at 9-14, but doesn't stop until 18-25.


#17



Chibibar

Isn't last spurt for female is around 25?


#18

Dave

Dave

I'd also say that different angles/lights/etc show different things. Now, if there are more pictures I'd be more willing to jump on the bandwagon.

Having said that, it would not surprise me in the least if she had any work done. Hollywood & the entertainment industry are freaky weird.


#19

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

She looks more or less what I would expect a child starlet who has gone through puberty surrounded by millions of dollars worth of personal training, image coaching, and make-up staff to look like.


#20

Mathias

Mathias

Bottom line is who really gives a shit?


#21

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

I think Jiarn was scared he was having an Iaculus moment.


#22



Chibibar

Dave said:
I'd also say that different angles/lights/etc show different things. Now, if there are more pictures I'd be more willing to jump on the bandwagon.

Having said that, it would not surprise me in the least if she had any work done. Hollywood & the entertainment industry are freaky weird.
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Sadly, I have to agree. She is still young and her body is changing. I know my wife had her last growth spurt at 25.


#23

Fun Size

Fun Size

makare said:
Girls breasts keep growing until they are 20 or so.
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Whereas man boobs can continue growing until...Dave, how old are you again?


#24

Dei

Dei

I would say boobs never stop changing. Because once you start having kids they get all weird again. Pretty sure my bra size has changed several times in the last 10 years, not even counting the obvious times when they are bigger.


#25

Null

Null

I'm just sad that I somehow know who Miley Cyrus is.


#26

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Save for the mesh, that dress ain't doing her no services.

Also, is it cliché to say she looks... I dunno, artificial? I'm not talking about the breasts, those look grand. But something about those cheeks just puts me off.

That or I'm just being picky.


#27

Mathias

Mathias

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Mathias said:
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*Not directed specifically at you, North*


#28



Disconnected

Hey!! I object to the use of my image in this manner! that frickin skinny bitch couldn't handle me anyways.


#29



makare

I guess I just think she looks perfectly normal, besides the sleazy dress.


#30

Null

Null

Yeah, you kind of wonder what sort of occasion that dress would be right for.


#31

Mathias

Mathias

That reminds me. It's almost spring time isn't it? Soon the campus hotties will be donning short shirts and low cut shirts, and it shall be flesh reaping day for mine eyes


#32



makare

I had a barbie that had a pink dress that was like that hehe.


#33

Mathias

Mathias

Null said:
Yeah, you kind of wonder what sort of occasion that dress would be right for.
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Some kind of award show...



#34

Jay

Jay

Daaayum


#35



Iaculus

SpecialKO said:
I think Jiarn was scared he was having an Iaculus moment. :p
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Oi!


#36

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Mathias said:
*Not directed specifically at you, North*
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Of course not...

Also I was not saying I wouldn't hit that like the clenched fingers of an aggravated deity, I'm just saying that there's some element in these Hollywood hotties that I find slightly... well, not off-putting, but just off.


#37



makare

stepfordy


#38

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Something like that, yes.


#39

Mathias

Mathias

I feel that way about Pam Anderson and Angelina Jolie.

Everyone rants and raves about how hot Angelina Jolie is. I don't think she's the bee's knees.


#40



makare

I have come to the conclusion that since I don't find women, no matter how hot they are, sexually attractive my assessment of beauty in women is fundamentally different from men. I had a conversation with a classmate about this one chick who he thinks is super hot. She also thinks she is super hot and that annoys me. But the real reason I don't find her to be all that beautiful is she is a total self involved ignorant bitch (and she hurt my friend Robin's feelings so she can die in a fire). The chick in my class I think is the most beautiful most of my friends have responded to with a "wha?"

Beauty is relative yadda yadda.


#41

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Iaculus said:
Oi!
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I'm so sorry, dude, I couldn't resist.


#42

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

SpecialKO said:
I think Jiarn was scared he was having an Iaculus moment. :p
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#43



Jiarn

That would be a valid thought, if she weren't 18. Thanks for playing though. -wink-


#44

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Can you imagine being 19 years old, and your life has already peaked?


#45

Null

Null

sixpackshaker said:
Can you imagine being 19 years old, and your life has already peaked?
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Just ask 98% of your high school football team.


#46

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

sixpackshaker said:
Can you imagine being 19 years old, and your life has already peaked?
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I think it depends where exactly you've peaked. If you're a tween star who is worth $100 million, you have a lot more options for however you want to live the rest of your life than most other people.


#47

Mathias

Mathias

Null said:
Just ask 98% of your high school football team.
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I know this is supposed to be a joke, but really?


#48

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

It is rare to find anyone that does not blow through all that money by time they are 25.

Most people find their big success in life during their late 20's to early 40's. The people that had that fame and can not maintain that level of self satisfaction go a little nutz.


#49



Chibibar

sixpackshaker said:
It is rare to find anyone that does not blow through all that money by time they are 25.

Most people find their big success in life during their late 20's to early 40's. The people that had that fame and can not maintain that level of self satisfaction go a little nutz.
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I wonder what will happen since Miley is 18 now. I'm sure the tween population will find the next Hanna Montana (whatever they might call it). Can't quite pull a "kid" show when you are 20+ years old. So what does a star do when her face is no longer wanted on lunch boxes, notepads, video games, etc etc etc. She could go into acting, but I remember some critic said that she really need some coaching to act anything but "Hanna"

So career wise, she might have peaked depending the road she is taking.


#50

Mathias

Mathias

Chibibar said:
I wonder what will happen since Miley is 18 now. I'm sure the tween population will find the next Hanna Montana (whatever they might call it). Can't quite pull a "kid" show when you are 20+ years old. So what does a star do when her face is no longer wanted on lunch boxes, notepads, video games, etc etc etc. She could go into acting, but I remember some critic said that she really need some coaching to act anything but "Hanna"

So career wise, she might have peaked depending the road she is taking.
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Uh, she is a good singer...


#51



Chibibar

Mathias said:
Uh, she is a good singer...
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I agree, but a lot of my friends think she sucks as a singer too (and they also say that Taylor Swift is bad)
But her singing career also spawn from Hanna Montana. So will she have a super sold out tickets like she use to? what about merchandising? I am not saying her career is dead, but it may have reach its peak unless she reinvent herself. My wife told me that her father regret inventing Hanna (there was an article somewhere) that is causing him grief and divorce so Miley might be on her own or need someone to help reinvent her and package her to the next age group.


#52



makare

Well since Dolly is her godmother or something I doubt she will ever want for a career, at least in country.


#53

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Not necessarily, her Daddy is good friends with Dolly and his Nashville career foundered a long time ago. Luckily he is still pretty enough to get a couple of TV series on basic cable. For one of those he had to prove he could act like the parent to his own daughter to get the part.


#54

Mathias

Mathias

So, staying within the realm of shallow celebrity gossip, do you guys think that Emma Watson looks like Justin Beiber with her new haircut?

I don't like where this new Hollywood/hipster trend of everyone looking like a preteen boy is going...


#55

GasBandit

GasBandit

Mathias said:
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*Not directed specifically at you, North*
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more like...


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Allergic reaction to makeup?


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