DAMN YOU TOM BRAZELTON - Billy Mays RIP

[Hylian]

Man I was not expecting that

 

Where the shit did that come from?

CNN Headlines. I get an update for breaking news.

 

[Shakey]

Ah, I see it now. That just came out of left field. Was that even brought up back when he first died?

 

Ah, I see it now. That just came out of left field. Was that even brought up back when he first died?

Nope. He was always just thought to be a bit over the top. Now we know that at least some of it was chemically induced.

 

[bigcountry23]

Orange Blo?

 

[Shegokigo]

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[CynicismKills]

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[General Fuzzy McBitty]

Now they're just linking it as a "contributing factor."

Basically that means, "He was due for a heart attack anyhow, but the coke certainly didn't help."

 

[Scydron]

... who is Tom Brazelton and why is he being blamed for the deaths of others?

Tom Brazelton is the creator of the Theater Hopper comic. he gets blamed for deaths because he used to always come in and be the first to post that someone famous had died. People then would just post "Damn you!" When other people started posting that a famous person died, someone would throw in "Damn you, Tom Brazelton" since they got used to him being the bearer of the news.

I know this is a slow response, but thank you, now I understand the joke I keep seeing here.

 

[Krisken]

... who is Tom Brazelton and why is he being blamed for the deaths of others?

Tom Brazelton is the creator of the Theater Hopper comic. he gets blamed for deaths because he used to always come in and be the first to post that someone famous had died. People then would just post "Damn you!" When other people started posting that a famous person died, someone would throw in "Damn you, Tom Brazelton" since they got used to him being the bearer of the news.

I know this is a slow response, but thank you, now I understand the joke I keep seeing here.

Glad I could help out.

 

[Jay]

Coke is one hell of a drug.

 

[Calleja]

so that's why he kept shouting at annoying volumes? He was coked out of his mind?

Hell, *I* could do that. I wouldn't, though, cause I'd never do coke.

 

[Shakey]

But all the cool kids are doing it.