Dear Dave .. about to explode

[Necronic]

Worst case scenario when talking to a girl....she says no. Life goes on.

I was once turned down by a girl because she said, "I'm just used to dating better looking guys."

That hurt a little. But now 20 years later I still look like I'm in my 30's and she's a fat cow divorced twice with 3 kids. I'd go say hi but I'm not as mean as she was.

Worst case scenario. You ask her out. She starts laughing. She stands up and gets the attention of everyon around her. "This looser actually thought he could go out with me". Then everyone else starts laughing. Then you realize you are in your underwear. Then you feel a pain in your chest, and watch as a chest-burster pushes its way through your sternum.

 

[Dave]

Looser?

 

[Necronic]

Right, it's not as good as a tighter

 

[Matt²]

Closed.. for now.