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Dear Emrys,

Jan 4, 2014#1

strawman

I just saw this fantastic scene of a woman being mauled to death by weasels!

It was in a movie (Stardust, 2007), but it made me think of you.

I'm too lazy to make it into an animated gif for you though.

It was a good death.

Scamperingly,
stienman

Jan 5, 2014#2

Celt Z

Along these lines, I'm playing Lego Marvel Super Heroes, and I unlocked Squirrel Girl. She had two specialized attacks: One where she launches unlimited amounts of squirrels at a target, and another where she is swarmed by squirrels and they explode off her like a ...squirrel ...atomic...bomb... or something. Anyway, I couldn't help but wondering if this was similar how Emrys commanded her doomweasels.
If you want to see it, skip to 1:46

Jan 5, 2014#3

Hailey Knight

I saw the thread title and thought "This has better be about ferrets."

Jan 5, 2014#4

strawman

Zero Esc said:
I saw the thread title and thought "This has better be about ferrets."

How many times do I have to apologize for the charlie thread?

Jan 5, 2014#5

Emrys

stienman,

As your future Lady and Ruler of the Known World, I demand a GIF of the aforementioned weasel attack. Produce this and I shall not feed your children massive amounts of chocolate and give them noisy toys.

Jan 5, 2014#6

strawman

You monster!

Er...

I mean yes, yes my lady.

Jan 5, 2014#7

Emrys

Celt Z said:
Along these lines, I'm playing Lego Marvel Super Heroes, and I unlocked Squirrel Girl. She had two specialized attacks: One where she launches unlimited amounts of squirrels at a target, and another where she is swarmed by squirrels and they explode off her like a ...squirrel ...atomic...bomb... or something. Anyway, I couldn't help but wondering if this was similar how Emrys commanded her doomweasels.

It's very similar. I tell the doomweasels that my enemies have raisins and peanut butter in their pants. Then I slingshot the doomies at them, sit back and watch the fun.[DOUBLEPOST=1388970722,1388970658][/DOUBLEPOST]

stienman said:
You monster!

Er...

I mean yes, yes my lady.

You shall live.

Jan 5, 2014#8

Dave

Jan 5, 2014#9

Cheesy1

Jan 5, 2014#10

Emrys

It has begun.

Jan 5, 2014#11

Chad Sexington

Emrys said:
Produce this and I shall not feed your children massive amounts of chocolate and give them noisy toys.

For future threat reference, double-blind trials have demonstrated that there's no such thing as a sugar high. Unless the chocolate was just to make for high dental bills or something. Subtle. Devious. I like it.

Jan 6, 2014#12

Emrys

Fine, Mr. Nit-picker. How about chocolate-covered coffee beans? Would that produce the desired result?

You make a general threat and what do you get? Criticism! I dunno, you try your best grumblegrumblegrumble...

Jan 6, 2014#13

Bubble181

Emrys said:
Fine, Mr. Nit-picker. How about chocolate-covered coffee beans? Would that produce the desired result?

You make a general threat and what do you get? Criticism! I dunno, you try your best grumblegrumblegrumble...

Don't worry, he can be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Besides, "studies", pfeh. I've seen a study that "proved" catnip didn't have any special effect on cats. Myeah, I've seen enough cats in my life that disagree

Jan 6, 2014#14

Emrys

Bubble181 said:
Don't worry, he can be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Besides, "studies", pfeh. I've seen a study that "proved" catnip didn't have any special effect on cats. Myeah, I've seen enough cats in my life that disagree

Would you consider a career change to Team Evil? I could use a good yes-man.

Jan 6, 2014#15

DarkAudit

Jan 6, 2014#16

Bubble181

Emrys said:
Would you consider a career change to Team Evil? I could use a good yes-man.

..."change"?

*checks nametag*

...D'oh!

Jan 6, 2014#17

BananaHands

Team Meh is apathetic about this change of teams.

Jan 6, 2014#18

Hylian

Emrys said:
stienman,

As your future Lady and Ruler of the Known World, I demand a GIF of the aforementioned weasel attack. Produce this and I shall not feed your children massive amounts of chocolate and give them noisy toys.

It is not a GIF but here is a video of said attack

*edit*

I made a couple of GIFs but I am at work so they are not the best quality

Jan 6, 2014#19

Emrys

Let the Scampering begin![DOUBLEPOST=1389026381,1389026345][/DOUBLEPOST]Hylian is my new favourite minion.

Jan 6, 2014#20

strawman

Jan 6, 2014#21

ThatNickGuy

I suddenly want to write a horror movie called The Scampering.

DIBS!

Jan 6, 2014#22

Hylian

Emrys said:
Let the Scampering begin![DOUBLEPOST=1389026381,1389026345][/DOUBLEPOST]Hylian is my new favourite minion.

Jan 6, 2014#23

Bubble181

Oh well. If I can't be a favourite henchman, I guess I'll have to be the villain for a side quest or so.

Jan 6, 2014#24

Emrys

ThatNickGuy said:
I suddenly want to write a horror movie called The Scampering.

DIBS!

It must involve doomweasels. Otherwise, go for it.[DOUBLEPOST=1389032157,1389031975][/DOUBLEPOST]

Bubble181 said:
Oh well. If I can't be a favourite henchman, I guess I'll have to be the villain for a side quest or so.

How would you like to be in charge of the minions?

Jan 6, 2014#25

Bubble181

Emrys said:
How would you like to be in charge of the minions?

Are they expendable?

Jan 6, 2014#26

Emrys

Bubble181 said:
Are they expendable?

Of course. Well, most of them. You can't get rid of Hylian, Cheesy1, stienman (though I'm having second thoughts about him), or Chad Sexington (though he doesn't know that he's a minion). Otherwise, go for it.

Jan 6, 2014#27

Chad Sexington

Emrys said:
Of course. Well, most of them. You can't get rid of Hylian, Cheesy1, stienman (though I'm having second thoughts about him), or Chad Sexington (though he doesn't know that he's a minion). Otherwise, go for it.

I've always seen myself as sort of a factotum, but I suppose I can take minion.

Jan 6, 2014#28

Celt Z

These guys might suit you better, @Chad Sexington!

Jan 6, 2014#29

strawman

Emrys said:
stienman (I'm having second thoughts about him)

I'm available for third thoughts as well.

Jan 6, 2014#30

Emrys

stienman said:
I'm available for third thoughts as well.

<rawr!>

Jan 6, 2014#31

Chad Sexington

On occasion, I've had the thought that I'd make a good butler. I'd probably change my name to Wadsworth.

Jan 6, 2014#32

sixpackshaker

Wadsworth Sexington...

Jan 6, 2014#33

Cheesy1

Sounds like the world's most gentlemanly porn star.

Jan 6, 2014#34

Chad Sexington

sixpackshaker said:
Wadsworth Sexington...

Just Wadsworth, the rest of it would have to go, naturally.

Jan 7, 2014#35

Bubble181

Emrys said:
Of course. Well, most of them. You can't get rid of Hylian, Cheesy1, stienman (though I'm having second thoughts about him), or Chad Sexington (though he doesn't know that he's a minion). Otherwise, go for it.

None of them seem fit for feasting on, anyway

Too much of the grey matter and all that.

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