[Announcement] Dear Emrys,

strawman

strawman

I just saw this fantastic scene of a woman being mauled to death by weasels!

It was in a movie (Stardust, 2007), but it made me think of you.

I'm too lazy to make it into an animated gif for you though.

It was a good death.

Scamperingly,
stienman
 
Celt Z

Celt Z

Along these lines, I'm playing Lego Marvel Super Heroes, and I unlocked Squirrel Girl. She had two specialized attacks: One where she launches unlimited amounts of squirrels at a target, and another where she is swarmed by squirrels and they explode off her like a ...squirrel ...atomic...bomb... or something. Anyway, I couldn't help but wondering if this was similar how Emrys commanded her doomweasels.
If you want to see it, skip to 1:46
 
Emrys

Emrys

stienman,

As your future Lady and Ruler of the Known World, I demand a GIF of the aforementioned weasel attack. Produce this and I shall not feed your children massive amounts of chocolate and give them noisy toys.
 
Emrys

Emrys

Celt Z said:
Along these lines, I'm playing Lego Marvel Super Heroes, and I unlocked Squirrel Girl. She had two specialized attacks: One where she launches unlimited amounts of squirrels at a target, and another where she is swarmed by squirrels and they explode off her like a ...squirrel ...atomic...bomb... or something. Anyway, I couldn't help but wondering if this was similar how Emrys commanded her doomweasels.
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It's very similar. I tell the doomweasels that my enemies have raisins and peanut butter in their pants. Then I slingshot the doomies at them, sit back and watch the fun.[DOUBLEPOST=1388970722,1388970658][/DOUBLEPOST]
stienman said:
You monster!

Er...

I mean yes, yes my lady.
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You shall live.
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Emrys said:
Produce this and I shall not feed your children massive amounts of chocolate and give them noisy toys.
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For future threat reference, double-blind trials have demonstrated that there's no such thing as a sugar high. Unless the chocolate was just to make for high dental bills or something. Subtle. Devious. I like it.
 
Emrys

Emrys

Fine, Mr. Nit-picker. How about chocolate-covered coffee beans? Would that produce the desired result?

You make a general threat and what do you get? Criticism! I dunno, you try your best grumblegrumblegrumble...
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Emrys said:
Fine, Mr. Nit-picker. How about chocolate-covered coffee beans? Would that produce the desired result?

You make a general threat and what do you get? Criticism! I dunno, you try your best grumblegrumblegrumble...
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Don't worry, he can be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Besides, "studies", pfeh. I've seen a study that "proved" catnip didn't have any special effect on cats. Myeah, I've seen enough cats in my life that disagree :p
 
Emrys

Emrys

Bubble181 said:
Don't worry, he can be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Besides, "studies", pfeh. I've seen a study that "proved" catnip didn't have any special effect on cats. Myeah, I've seen enough cats in my life that disagree :p
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Would you consider a career change to Team Evil? I could use a good yes-man. ;)
 
Hylian

Hylian

Emrys said:
stienman,

As your future Lady and Ruler of the Known World, I demand a GIF of the aforementioned weasel attack. Produce this and I shall not feed your children massive amounts of chocolate and give them noisy toys.
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It is not a GIF but here is a video of said attack





*edit*

I made a couple of GIFs but I am at work so they are not the best quality



 
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Emrys

Emrys

Let the Scampering begin![DOUBLEPOST=1389026381,1389026345][/DOUBLEPOST]Hylian is my new favourite minion.
 
Emrys

Emrys

Bubble181 said:
Are they expendable?
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Of course. Well, most of them. You can't get rid of Hylian, Cheesy1, stienman (though I'm having second thoughts about him), or Chad Sexington (though he doesn't know that he's a minion). Otherwise, go for it.
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Emrys said:
Of course. Well, most of them. You can't get rid of Hylian, Cheesy1, stienman (though I'm having second thoughts about him), or Chad Sexington (though he doesn't know that he's a minion). Otherwise, go for it.
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I've always seen myself as sort of a factotum, but I suppose I can take minion.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Emrys said:
Of course. Well, most of them. You can't get rid of Hylian, Cheesy1, stienman (though I'm having second thoughts about him), or Chad Sexington (though he doesn't know that he's a minion). Otherwise, go for it.
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None of them seem fit for feasting on, anyway :p Too much of the grey matter and all that.
 
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