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Dear Nazi Neil Patrick Harris

#1



Philosopher B.




I am writing to you on the matter of my recent alien bug invasion, on which I require your expertise. Pictured below are the enemy combatants, code-named 'Cicadas.'









^Pictured above are the holes from whence they emerged, covered in dirt and filth, gorged on the lifesblood of yon tree, to shed their exoskeletons, take flight, and fly about the yard, their black maws issuing hellish noises.

I think we all know what needs to be done.



P.S. Loved you on Glee :p


#2

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I've only seen cicadas up close a handfull of times in my life, but I hate them all the same, because that noise... that noise means HEAT, and dammit I hate when its that hot out.


#3

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Down south we get them every damned year, but they are few in number. I'd hate to be in the place that only gets then in 17 year BURSTS!!


#4

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

I say you nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


#5

Piotyr

Piotyr

As annoying as cicadas can be, we had an infestation of these this summer:


And yes, those are wasps. Freaking enormous wasps.


#6

drifter

drifter

I think those might be cicada killer wasps; they're pretty harmless to humans.


#7

Frank

Frankie Williamson

The fuck, are those Japanese giant hornets?


#8

Dei

Dei

I almost ran away screaming just *looking* at that picture. Fuck I hate bees/wasps/shit that can sting me.


#9



Chibibar

Dei said:
I almost ran away screaming just *looking* at that picture. Fuck I hate bees/wasps/shit that can sting me.
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I would totally run and hide if I saw those in real life. I don't care they are harmless to human. It is a freakin giant WASP!


#10

Piotyr

Piotyr

drifter said:
I think those might be cicada killer wasps; they're pretty harmless to humans.
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Yeah, but still scary as shit.


#11

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Fuck, Cazadores are REAL!?


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