Dear Nazi Neil Patrick Harris

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Philosopher B.




I am writing to you on the matter of my recent alien bug invasion, on which I require your expertise. Pictured below are the enemy combatants, code-named 'Cicadas.'









^Pictured above are the holes from whence they emerged, covered in dirt and filth, gorged on the lifesblood of yon tree, to shed their exoskeletons, take flight, and fly about the yard, their black maws issuing hellish noises.

I think we all know what needs to be done.



P.S. Loved you on Glee :p
 
I've only seen cicadas up close a handfull of times in my life, but I hate them all the same, because that noise... that noise means HEAT, and dammit I hate when its that hot out.
 
Down south we get them every damned year, but they are few in number. I'd hate to be in the place that only gets then in 17 year BURSTS!!
 
As annoying as cicadas can be, we had an infestation of these this summer:


And yes, those are wasps. Freaking enormous wasps.
 
I almost ran away screaming just *looking* at that picture. Fuck I hate bees/wasps/shit that can sting me.
 
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Chibibar

I almost ran away screaming just *looking* at that picture. Fuck I hate bees/wasps/shit that can sting me.
I would totally run and hide if I saw those in real life. I don't care they are harmless to human. It is a freakin giant WASP!
 
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