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No matter how sensitively I ask this question, I may still offend someone. Sorry, it's not intentional - please educate me if this can be improved.

If you aren't sure what the question is asking, here's a more complete version:

Imagine you are going to throw a party, and two of your best friends are talking to each other about you. One says to the other, "Did you hear that [your name] is throwing a party? I'm looking forward to it because ___ throws such great parties!"

Fill in the blank with your answer to this poll. You can find out more about english pronouns at wikipedia.

You didn't have 'that jerk' up there, so I had to say 'he'.

Bananahands stole my joke.

bhamv3 said:

Bananahands stole my joke.

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I guess he really is a jerk

Not with bananas for hands, he's not.

Also, no Grue? WTF?

Lemme check... Yeah, 'he' when it comes to both equipment, perception by others and self-perception.

I could make a joke about neither since Finnish doesn't separate gender pronouns (except when some wise-ass says it's "he" and "it" ), but I think I've done that already.

Officer_Charon said:

Not with bananas for hands, he's not.

Also, no Grue? WTF?

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It rubs the lotion on its skin and puts it in the basket, or else it gets the hose again.

Proper English usage, and all.

--Patrick

I'm a... meat Popsicle.

Bowielee said:

I'm a... meat Popsicle.

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"GIMME THE CASSHHH!!!"

Nice hat.

"You like it?!"

Freaking. Love. That. Movie.

One of the first movies I bought on Blu-Ray. Amazing.

Gilgamesh said:

Freaking. Love. That. Movie.

One of the first movies I bought on Blu-Ray. Amazing.

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I actually was the very first movie I bought on Blu-ray.

Scott Pilgrim was my first Blu-Ray. After that I bought about 10 from Amazon the next day. 5th Element was one of them.

What a sausage fest this place is.

A cocktail wiener party.

17 posts and 24 hours before the anticipated post.

One time I bought 5th element on VHS. But what was actually recorded on the tape turned out to be Titan A.E.

GasBandit said:

One time I bought 5th element on VHS. But what was actually recorded on the tape turned out to be Titan A.E.

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That's disappointing, to say the least. Couldn't it have at least been a good Don Bluth film?

Hey, now. Titan A.E. was a fantastic film. It could have used a better plot, but it was still fantastic.

--Patrick

Well, I guess it's not as bad as Treasure Planet, but personally, I was really disappointed in it.

I was disappointed it wasn't 5th Element, and turned it right off. But a week or so later, after being too busy to take it back for an exchange, I figured eh why not watch it.. wasn't bad.

Bowielee said:

Well, I guess it's not as bad as Treasure Planet, but personally, I was really disappointed in it.

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Treasure Planet isn't a Don Bluth film...?

Or you mean in general?

Regardless, I'm going to say that I loved Treasure Planet, Morph is my favorite.

LittleKagsin said:

Treasure Planet isn't a Don Bluth film...?

Or you mean in general?

Regardless, I'm going to say that I loved Treasure Planet, Morph is my favorite.

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Disney and Bluth always had kind of parallel productions going on. Treasure Planet/ Titan AE were in production around the same time.

And "cosmic castaway" was probably the finest non-Dylan native english word-salad song outside intentional comedy.

Jay said:

What a sausage fest this place is.

A cocktail wiener party.

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Tacos, anyone?

Sausage fest in HalForums... ALL YEAR LONG

SWORD FIGHT!

Ooo, let me try. How about...phallus palace?

--Patrick

Peen Isle?

Dong dorm?

sixpackshaker said:

SWORD FIGHT!

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If I weren't at work, I'd post the clip of the Skin Deep Johnathan Ritter condom fight.

sixpackshaker said:

SWORD FIGHT!

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I see your ... Oh nevermind, here's the clip:

Sausage factory?