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Dickerdoodle 2009: DICK HARDER

#1

HowDroll

HowDroll

Gabe from Penny-Arcade just announced the start of this year's Dickerdoodle contest. For those of you who are ignorant about what that is, you can find information at http://www.penny-arcade.com/. ElJuski and I entered last year, but alas, we were not among the winners. For months now, we have planned our revenge.

Juski and I thought we had another week. We were wrong. As a result, I am making an emergency trip out to EIU tomorrow. Pictures will be posted on Sunday.

I hope you all are ready...

...I don't think you are.

I just wanted to give you time to prepare for the epicness that will be this year's Dickerdoodle contest.


#2

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Let's hope the pictures stay around this time eh? :slywink:


#3

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Sounds like good times.


#4

HowDroll

HowDroll

Let's hope the pictures stay around this time eh? :slywink:
Ah, I'm over what happened last year. I'll even post the pics again, if you all want.


#5

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#6

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Oh cmon Droll, you know what was going to happen after you said that.


#7

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Yeah, I missed out on the pics last year too. I take it folks went a little goofy as a result of their posting.


#8

HowDroll

HowDroll



#9



Rubicon

Let's hope the pictures stay around this time eh? :slywink:
I have copies


#10



rabbitgod

Ah dickerdoodle season.

I probably shouldn't look at this thread at work.


#11

Dave

Dave

Let's hope the pictures stay around this time eh? :slywink:
I have copies[/QUOTE]

Nope. Not creepy at all.


#12

HowDroll

HowDroll

Ah dickerdoodle season.

I probably shouldn't look at this thread at work.
Yes, I didn't bother to NSFW tag it. I figured it would be implied ;)


#13

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

That slideshow was hilarious. I missed it last year, so I'm glad I got to see it.


#14

Dave

Dave

I think it should be:

Dickerdoodle 2009: DICKER HARDER


#15



rabbitgod

Ah dickerdoodle season.

I probably shouldn't look at this thread at work.
Yes, I didn't bother to NSFW tag it. I figured it would be implied ;)[/QUOTE]

I agree completely. Anybody who comes in here and clicks any link knows what they're doing.



Also anybody notice that I said I shouldn't look at this thread while at work and yet here I am?

Thanks Halforums, thanks a lot.


#16

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hee hee hee... ^^


#17

Gusto

Gusto

I wish someone here lived that close to me.

And didn't leave the forum in a bawwrage...


#18

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

I know how you win, you make dickerdoodles with a side of vagiroos (vagina shaped cookes)


#19

Piotyr

Piotyr

I know how you win, you make dickerdoodles with a side of vagiroos (vagina shaped cookes)
Just go the whole nine yards, make the dickerdoodles creme-filled, and make some sort of vagoo doughnuts.


#20

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

those pics are so hilarious :D


#21

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

those pics are so hilarious :D
Agreed!


#22



Rubicon

Let's hope the pictures stay around this time eh? :slywink:
I have copies[/QUOTE]

Nope. Not creepy at all.[/QUOTE]

I took them for legitimate reasons, after they were originally taken down i dug them out of my browsers cache, since at the time it seemed like a cover up (this was before we knew someone was stalking her or whatever), they're on an old HDD somewhere.


#23

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Let's hope the pictures stay around this time eh? :slywink:
I have copies[/QUOTE]

Nope. Not creepy at all.[/QUOTE]

I took them for legitimate reasons, after they were originally taken down i dug them out of my browsers cache, since at the time it seemed like a cover up (this was before we knew someone was stalking her or whatever), they're on an old HDD somewhere.[/QUOTE]

Was that what the fuss was all about? Huh, halforum mystery solved. (At least for me)


#24



Kitty Sinatra

I took them for legitimate reasons . . .
Just grabbing them to add to your masturbation stash would be a legitimate reason, too. Creepy I s'pose, but legitimate.

Okay. This is certainly the eww-iest post I've made here ever.


#25

ThatGrinningIdiot!

ThatGrinningIdiot!

I took them for legitimate reasons . . .
Just grabbing them to add to your masturbation stash would be a legitimate reason, too. Creepy I s'pose, but legitimate.

Okay. This is certainly the eww-iest post I've made here ever.[/QUOTE]

Bump. ;)


#26



Rubicon

I took them for legitimate reasons . . .
Just grabbing them to add to your masturbation stash would be a legitimate reason, too. Creepy I s'pose, but legitimate.

Okay. This is certainly the eww-iest post I've made here ever.[/QUOTE]

No. Just, no.


#27

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Man, that semeny icing is hideously realistic.


#28

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Man, that semeny icing is hideously realistic.
YES IT IS.


#29

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

It could be worse, you damn prudes.

Go watch Clerks II and you'll know what I mean :D


#30

Frank

Frankie Williamson

It could be worse, you damn prudes.

Go watch Clerks II and you'll know what I mean :D
Where in Clerks 2 is there hideously realistic semen icing?

Also, I didn't say it was bad, I was just saying that that icing they made is hideously realistic.


#31

Bubble181

Bubble181

I had seen them last year, didn't get what the fuss was about then, don't get it now. Seem perfectly fine pictures to me.

Good lucck this year :-D


#32



Philosopher B.

Oh, man, I can't wait for this year's pics ... some really good ones last year. I particularly liked that one with the cat playing with his very own dickerdoodle. One of these years I'm going to get off my fat lazy duff and participate.

Also, good to see the Droll/Juski pics back. :D


#33



Chazwozel

Let's hope the pictures stay around this time eh? :slywink:
I have copies[/quote]

Nope. Not creepy at all.[/quote]

I took them for legitimate reasons, after they were originally taken down i dug them out of my browsers cache, since at the time it seemed like a cover up (this was before we knew someone was stalking her or whatever), they're on an old HDD somewhere.[/QUOTE]


Dude...

You saved them to wank off too. Jesus, just admit it. There is absolutely no other reason to have saved them.

Why anyone saves any pictures of forumites aside for "revenge" purposes is beyond me.


#34

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

whew thank god special officer mav is on the case to stop any cover-ups, what would we DO without you, now, let me open the evidence file here, it looks like you spilled some uh, coke on it, it's a little stic-

mother of god


#35



Chazwozel

whew thank god special officer mav is on the case to stop any cover-ups, what would we DO without you, now, let me open the evidence file here, it looks like you spilled some uh, coke on it, it's a little stic-

mother of god


#36

ElJuski

ElJuski

Ew.


#37

HowDroll

HowDroll

Hey, Mav -- since I supplied you with free pr0n, can you at least inform me which pictures you pleasured yourself to? Inquiring minds need to know.


#38



Chazwozel

Hey, Mav -- since I supplied you with free pr0n, can you at least inform me which pictures you pleasured yourself to? Inquiring minds need to know.

20 bucks that they're all Juski pics :horn:


#39

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

freaking ninja, Chaz...I was cropping the following pic when you posted..



#40

HowDroll

HowDroll

Hey, Mav -- since I supplied you with free pr0n, can you at least inform me which pictures you pleasured yourself to? Inquiring minds need to know.

20 bucks that they're all Juski pics :horn:[/QUOTE]

That Juski sure does know how to lick a dickerdoodle.


#41



Chazwozel

Hey, Mav -- since I supplied you with free pr0n, can you at least inform me which pictures you pleasured yourself to? Inquiring minds need to know.

20 bucks that they're all Juski pics :horn:[/quote]

That Juski sure does know how to lick a dickerdoodle.[/QUOTE]

RAWR



#42

ElJuski

ElJuski

motherofgod


#43

KCWM

KCWM

...


#44

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Why anyone saves any pictures of forumites aside for "revenge" purposes is beyond me.
Oh I dunno, they have their uses.....


#45



Chazwozel

Why anyone saves any pictures of forumites aside for "revenge" purposes is beyond me.
Oh I dunno, they have their uses.....[/QUOTE]


Which is why I must commend you for never actually posting your face around here.


#46

Chippy

Chippy

ayy gurl lemme get at dat


#47

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Did somebody say



#48

ElJuski

ElJuski

Haha, that phrase is in my standard vocabulary, in that voice.

Also, I'm real happy nobody's asking about this year's pics, which uh, didn't end up going through.

I blame Mav (and not going out, nope).


#49

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Droll and Juski are cute.


But that cream is like no cream I've ever wanted near a cookie.


#50

ElJuski

ElJuski

I'm handsome, man. HANDSOME :3


#51

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

I'm handsome, man. HANDSOME :3
Handsome? Or adorable.


#52

ElJuski

ElJuski

gawww


#53

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

I meant you guys look like you're having fun and you're cute together.

And that Juski is SO FLUFFY WUFFY.


#54

Gusto

Gusto

I love this thread because it exposes Juski's ADORABLENESS.

---------- Post added at 05:00 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:00 PM ----------

ALL SHALL KNOW

---------- Post added at 05:01 PM ---------- Previous post was at 05:00 PM ----------

THIS I SWEAR


#55

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

WAIT, IS JUSKI ADORABLE?


#56

ElJuski

ElJuski

>___>


#57

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Loved the countertops in the kitchen, and did those cabinets not have any latches/handles on them?


#58

HowDroll

HowDroll

Loved the countertops in the kitchen, and did those cabinets not have any latches/handles on them?
Thanks :) I do have a pretty sweet kitchen, I have to say. And there are no handles on the cabinets, but I've never found them particularly hard to open.

Yeah, dickerdoodles fell through this year. It's all Juski's fault. I even drove 3.5 hours to bring my dickerdoodle expertise to him, and yet this year was still an epic fail. But next year! *shakes fist*


#59

ElJuski

ElJuski

I mean, I think the drive wasn't a full waste!


#60

Chippy

Chippy

Juski didn't lemme get at dat

:(


#61

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Juice, when are you going to let Chippy tap that?


#62

ElJuski

ElJuski

Chippy can drive his ass down and tap all he wants. Tap a dap dap dap


#63

Chippy

Chippy

aww yiss. aw dat ass for me


#64

Gusto

Gusto

Chippy are you native to Chicago as well?

Or is Juicy Juice just worthy of an interstate booty call?


#65

Chippy

Chippy

Second one.


#66

ElJuski

ElJuski

oohhhhh yyyyeeeeahhhhh


#67

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Having missed out on the hilarity that was Dickerdoodle '08 (Thanks for the repost, BTW Droll), I was looking forward to seeing this year's offering.

I now has a sad.

Also, shitstorms and the creepy? On MY forums? It's more likely than you might think...


#68

ElJuski

ElJuski

I'd rather you has a sad than Mav has more boner


#69

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

I did see those last year. I don't know why I thought I didn't get to see them.


#70

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

I'd rather you has a sad than Mav has more boner
This is true. If a little melancholy is the price I must pay to cock-block a forumite, then break out the Kleenex. *chuckles*


#71

Gusto

Gusto

Ha!


#72

ElJuski

ElJuski

Hoo hoo!


#73

Gusto

Gusto

BOOSH


#74

Chippy

Chippy

KABLAM


#75

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Also, shitstorms and the creepy? On MY forums? It's more likely than you might think...
This totally reminded me of one of my favorite shoops:



#76

Chippy

Chippy



#77

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I gave this like 3mins of work:



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