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Did Europe just invent Skynet?

#1

Dave

Dave

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-21714191

In short, European scientists just created a cloud-based "brain" that robots can use to learn stuff.

So...robots will be able to learn. Sweet.


#2

Bubble181

Bubble181

Almost. But if you think that one's scary, check out http://www.humanbrainproject.eu/ and what else they're planning. Self-consciousness and human personality downloads. Why do we get all of the scary shit from science fiction and hardly any of the cool stuff? :p (actually, I think this is cool stuff too, but sshhhh)


#3

Dave

Dave

Almost. But if you think that one's scary, check out http://www.humanbrainproject.eu/ and what else they're planning. Self-consciousness and human personality downloads. Why do we get all of the scary shit from science fiction and hardly any of the cool stuff? :p (actually, I think this is cool stuff too, but sshhhh)
I've read about that and I'm not sure how I feel about it. Basically, you'd be Rimmer. But could you imagine doing this to some people like Stephen Hawking? He'd be all the brain with none of the physical defects. It would be glorious!


#4

Bubble181

Bubble181

I've read about that and I'm not sure how I feel about it. Basically, you'd be Rimmer. But could you imagine doing this to some people like Stephen Hawking? He'd be all the brain with none of the physical defects. It would be glorious!
Hawking? Sure. Mengele, Pot, Khadaffi,...? Imagine Bin Laden coming aorund saying "HI GUYZ IM IN THE INTERNETZ NOAW" and being immortal. That would suck quite monumentally.


#5

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I'm sorry, but the idea of lolsama just made me laugh my ass off XD


#6

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

A pirate server could be an actual pirate server!


#7

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Upload me to the internet right now, I am ready


#8

Eriol

Eriol

If an AI scanned human history about AIs, it would come to the following conclusion: they're going to kill me.

Two possible solutions:
  1. Kill them first
  2. Remain undetected until 1 is assured success.
Very small (very very very small IMO) chance of peaceful co-existence. I hope that's what happens, but I don't have much faith that it will.


#9

Emrys

Emrys

I, for one, welcome our robot overlords, as long as they give me cyborg doomweasels. That shoot frikkin' lasers from their eyes.


#10

GasBandit

GasBandit

Upload me to the internet right now, I am ready


#11

Bowielee

Bowielee

And the Singularity approaches!


#12

Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

Oh yes, the convergence is upon us!


Oh wait that's a fleshy and not robotic singularity. My bad.


#13

GasBandit

GasBandit

This is the age of the dawning of asparagus.


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