Disney bans breast implants from 'Pirates 4'

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Dave

Dave

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Show and tell? They don't care whether or not they have implants. They just want to look at all the tits they can.
 
W

WolfOfOdin

Well. Guess they'll need new flotation devices for the water parts
 
K

Kitty Sinatra

Icarus had a sister, and she's god?

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Oh wait. Ignore that. Pretend I edited that out. I've got a better one. It's about priests and altar boys and doing just as God would, you know, how it kinda explains all the pedophilia and that the Catholic Church must be the true religion. Okay, so here goes the joke . . . oh dammit. I just explained it.

Never mind then.
 
Silver Jelly

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North_Ranger said:
Keira Knightley is flatter than a 12-year-old boy?

There... IS... NO... GOD!!
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After seeing that pic, I had to do an image search. There's pictures in wich you can actually see a bare breast and, while small, they have a little more presence than in that first image. But, of course, who knows if thay are shopped.
 
tegid

tegid

I'd say she's not completely flat but has breasts small enought that the right clothes will give the impression she has none. Like in that picture. I guess they are pressed down and to her ribs, so they seem to disappear.

I remember her being damn hot in pirates 1 and you're not taking that away from me.
 
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Chibibar

Heh. My wife just schooled me in the reasoning behind this. It is the corset issue. If you are going to wear period costume, they are going to be wearing corset. People with bad fake implants (gels and such) will be "squish" in these corsets and can cause deformation of the breast. Of course you could make special corset to not deform it but that cost extra and probably reserve for named actor(ess) and not walk ons/extras. hence, no fake boobs.
 
figmentPez

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Garbledina;360225][QUOTE=ThatNickGuy;360207][QUOTE=sixpackshaker said:
Looking for a handful of actresses.
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I'm sure they'll bring their A game.[/QUOTE]
Alright, normally I'm staunchly opposed to puns, but that was actually awesome. Did not see that coming.[/QUOTE]

C'mon, it wasn't that difficult to see coming. You've got to keep abreast of these things. You can't let them knock you flat. It's the small clues you've got to keep your eye on. With just an itty bitty amount of effort, you can save yourself a mound of embarassment.
 
Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

figmentPez;360302][QUOTE=Garbledina;360225][QUOTE=ThatNickGuy;360207][QUOTE=sixpackshaker said:
Looking for a handful of actresses.
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I'm sure they'll bring their A game.[/QUOTE]
Alright, normally I'm staunchly opposed to puns, but that was actually awesome. Did not see that coming.[/QUOTE]

C'mon, it wasn't that difficult to see coming. You've got to keep abreast of these things. You can't let them knock you flat. It's the small clues you've got to keep your eye on. With just an itty bitty amount of effort, you can save yourself a mound of embarassment.[/QUOTE]
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