Does your cat download Child Pron? This guys does!

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MARTIN COUNTY - Martin County Sheriff's detectives didn't buy it when a 48-year-old Jensen Beach man claimed that his cat was downloading child pornography on his computer.

Keith R. Griffin, of the 3600 block of Northeast Jeannette Drive, was charged Wednesday with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 child pornographic images on his computer, according to a news release.

Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.

When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.

Griffin was being held in the Martin County Jail in lieu of $250,000 bail.
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The ACTUAL Perpetrator, one Mr. Fluffy McTubbikins:
 
Fun Size

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Does your cat download Child Pron? This guy's does!

Dude, the only thing that cat is downloading is cheeseburgers. Dayam!
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

"Get me neutered, will you? I'll show you! You'll pay for that!"

Give this guy extra jail time for being too stupid to come up with a plausible excuse.
 
Espy

Espy

bhamv3 said:
"Get me neutered, will you? I'll show you! You'll pay for that!"

Give this guy extra jail time for being too stupid to come up with a plausible excuse.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying he's lying? That that cat didn't download the CP? I mean, dude, look at that thing. It got all up and on that computer.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Espy said:
bhamv3 said:
"Get me neutered, will you? I'll show you! You'll pay for that!"

Give this guy extra jail time for being too stupid to come up with a plausible excuse.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you saying he's lying? That that cat didn't download the CP? I mean, dude, look at that thing. It got all up and on that computer.
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Did I say guy? I meant cat. Throw the cat in jail, and give him extra jail time for trying to make people believe that the creepy man in the photo downloaded child porn.
 

I'm convinced my cat wants to take over the world, so come on! Cut the poor guy some slack. He's clearly just the victim of a feline-related revenge tactic!
 
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Iaculus

That guy's alarm bells should have started ringing after he found the beastie luring kittens into his litter with catnip...
 
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Philosopher B.

I'd be more worried that the cat has eaten some children :bush: .
 
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Heavan

You have no idea how happy I now am that my cat can't jump to my keyboard since I started pushing in the chair when I left :paranoid:
 
Steve

Steve

I'm wondering what the guy did with his cat while downloading his porn. And, really, you sick fuck, you have to download child porn? I hope this bastard gets shanked in prison. Really, if you are that derranged you cannot be fixed.
 
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Scydron

"No, officer, you must be mistaken! My cat must have done this, he always accidentally downloads things from walking across the keyboard."
"Including accidentally downloading child porn?"
"Yes!"
"One thousand times?"
"..."
 
Steve

Steve

Officer "and why is your cat walking bowlegged? And is that man gravy oozing out its anal passage?"
 
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