Doing something next week I've never done.

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Not Who You Think This Is

By the way, I'm posting this semi-anonymously due to facts which will become clear soon*.

I've always been a hypocrite when it comes to marijuana. I understand that it's better for you than both alcohol and cigarette smoking and that the only reason it's illegal is because of the whole paper/hemp thing and the fact that criminalization brings in money for governments. My wife used to partake but has not since we've been married due to my intense dislike of it. So I have this disconnect between my intellectual analysis of marijuana use and the actual smoking of it.

My wife still talks about wanting to smoke occasionally, but she hasn't. This Thursday is her birthday. Friday I'm farming the kids off to other people so we have the house to ourselves with nowhere to have to be. We're going to go out to dinner and when we get home...I'm going to break out the weed and I'm going to get high for the first time in my life.

I've never been drunk, I've never been high. Until one week from tomorrow.

*In case you didn't figure it out, I did this semi-anonymously so that an employer or something can't easily figure out that I'm going to willingly commit an illegal act.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I know who it is and I say "Go for it!!"

Enjoy yourself and as long as you're not out there doing anything crazy, you'll be fine at home.
 
Gryfter

Gryfter

If it's your first time go easy at first. Meaning have a couple of hits and let them settle to see how the particular strain of pot you have will affect you.

Also, and this probably goes without saying, have some favorite snack foods on hand as the munchies are one of the most common affects people experience. Some fun movies, cartoons and/or video games will help too. And it's really good that the kids are out of the picture because sex is very likely. ;)

All in all have a blast with it. The more relaxed you are when you do it the better the experience will be.
 
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Not Who You Think This Is

One question I have...

How much should I buy and what is a good price? (Of course, this is all theoretical in nature and is for entertainment purposes only!) Not that I wouldn't be able to trust a drug dealer - I hear they are very trustworthy - but if I go in blind there's a better chance I'll get taken.
 
Math242

Math242

if you just plan on smoking that evening, you'll only need 2 or 3 joints. (3 = you completely wasted out of this world).. So you need to buy no more than a few grams.

For example: Last month i bought 50 € of decent weed, meaning i had 6 or 7 grams. 10 years ago, i would have lasted 3 days. I just finished the weed yesterday and i must have smoked 15-20 joints
 
Denbrought

Denbrought

Could you at least say what country or continent? I'm fairly sure that the quantity of weed I can get for a fiver in GA is a tenth of what I can get in BCN, ceteris paribus.
 
North_Ranger

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I've always been curious m'self, but considering my choice of profession I'd rather safely remain a teacher than indulge my curiosity. Unless it's legalized or I'm in a country where smoking a joint is legal - the rather of course being much much more likely.
 
blotsfan

blotsfan

I dunno, I smoked pot once and it didn't get me high at all. I hear thats normal for the first time you ever smoke, so be prepared for that.
 
blotsfan

blotsfan

Well I only did a few hits, but they were talking about how strong it was and how good their bong thing was so I'd think I'd feel something. Well, other than the intense burning pain in my throat haha.
 
drifter

drifter

Yeah, first time I smoked up I didn't get high, either. However, if she hasn't smoked in a long time, let me caution you to not buy really good weed. Once after a long time of not smoking, an acquaintance asked if I wanted to smoke up with him. I agreed, forgetting that this guy is a total pothead and buys primo stuff. Two puffs and half an hour later, I was puking my guts out.

Last I recall, an eighth (3.5 g) of regular weed cost $35-40 'round my parts. This was years ago, though.
 
Espy

Espy

I smoked a little in my late teens/early 20's and it was always just a nice buzz, kind of like having 2 or 3 beers. Nice, but it never blew me away so I figured I'd stick with legal stuff. Have fun though "anonymous guy" and enjoy those first few choking inhales :p
 
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Not Who You Think This Is said:
By the way, I'm posting this semi-anonymously due to facts which will become clear soon*.

*In case you didn't figure it out, I did this semi-anonymously so that an employer or something can't easily figure out that I'm going to willingly commit an illegal act.
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And you're still fired for doing this kind of thing.
You have until the end of the week to pack your stuff.
 
Dave

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SpecialKO said:
Damn, the Kurtz hate just doesn't end around here! :p
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I was not in any way deriding Scott's post. In fact, the only reason I separated him from the other three was that his was above and beyond quality. It was classy as fuck and he didn't have to do it.
 
SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Dave said:
I was not in any way deriding Scott's post. In fact, the only reason I separated him from the other three was that his was above and beyond quality. It was classy as fuck and he didn't have to do it.
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I know, I know, just joshin' ya about how you worded it. :D
 
Frank

Frank

I overindulged my teens and early 20's for sure. It's straight adulthood for me.

Well, other than my addiction to video games.
 
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makare

As I've said before Ive never done illegal drugs and never wanted to. I very rarely drink but usually don't and never did as a teen. I don't wish I had or anything. I was perfectly happy with my life not having that stuff in it. I guess i can't relate.
 
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