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http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,593430,00.html


A Georgia woman spent 11 days in a coma and had her breast removed after a bite from a brown recluse spider, MyFoxAtlanta.com reported.
Victoria Franklin, 51, didn’t realize she had been bitten on her left breast. More than a week later, she was suffering from severe nausea and vomiting, and her breast was infected so badly that it started to turn black and smell.
"It was like a stench, like I want to say, like rotten eggs or something like that, but it was stronger and I couldn't take it anymore," said Franklin.
When Franklin finally admitted herself to Wellstar Windy Hill Hospital in Paulding County, Ga., her breast had become gangrene, and the infection sent her into a coma for 11 days.
When she woke up, doctors told her they had to surgically remove the muscle and breast tissue from her left side.
Franklin said she hopes others will learn from her experience.
"If they have spiders, and they know they have spiders like I knew I did, I want them to be very aware and get their houses exterminated," Franklin said.


Oh ok, so you decide to go to the doctor only after your tit turns gangrene and begins to rot off a couple of weeks after the spider bite. Makes perfect sense, moron.
 

Cajungal

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Good LORD. She didn't have any clue something might be wrong before the smell set in?! I'm so afraid of being bitten by one of those.
 
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Chibibar

Good LORD. She didn't have any clue something might be wrong before the smell set in?! I'm so afraid of being bitten by one of those.
you know, after a couple of days (1 or 2) or heck even the next day, you would notice the pain wouldn't you?
 

Cajungal

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Yeah, it's supposed to be very painful and have a very distinctive mark. The only way I can see this being understandable is if she had an unbelievable threshold for pain and never showered/changed clothes.
 
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Chibibar

Yeah, it's supposed to be very painful and have a very distinctive mark. The only way I can see this being understandable is if she had an unbelievable threshold for pain and never showered/changed clothes.
if the article is true (it is hard to believe) the only thing I CAN think of is that, maybe she never shower/change and possible she might have a breast job that could "block the pain"?? I don't know. It is hard to believe that she never felt it and just smell it.
 
I got bit on the face by a spider. It was ugly for a bit. Nasty little bastards. It bit me while I was sleeping. The next day I felt like crap. My face was swollen like there was half a golf ball under my skin. I didn't go to the doctor for a couple of days. It was right in the middle of finals week, and I was stressed and too worried about the exams. When I got to the doctor, the nurses and doc took turns telling me how dumb I was for waiting to come in. They actually brought in other nurses and docs to come in and take a look at my face. Thankfully no gangrene or bad skin necrosis, so I don't think it was a recluse.
 
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Chibibar

I was eating when I saw this, now I'm not hungry anymore. Anybody want my fish sticks before they get cold?
Sure. Send them over.[/QUOTE]

hehe.. I never let anything hamper my eating... the only thing that hamper my eating is all you can eat pizza and 3D movie. the stupid glasses refuse to stay on!
 
Tats a horrible story, and tits a shame that she went through that. Not everyone can be abreast of medical situations like you guys. Shame on you for making fun of her. I hope this haunts your mammaries later.
 
Tats a horrible story, and tits a shame that she went through that. Not everyone can be abreast of medical situations like you guys. Shame on you for making fun of her. I hope this haunts your mammaries later.
I re-entered this thread just to say she was a "boob" (wich I've read somewhere means a "stupid person")... :_(
Puns in english are very hard for me!!
 

Cajungal

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It's not true, I tell you, and I have documentation to prove it! *waves mysterious papers in the air*
 
What? No they don't.

Puns in spanish don't work quite the same as in english, but a favorite of mine has always been:

De mi arte a tu arte, prefiero miarte.


There. You're welcome, I'm sure that was very illuminating for you.
 
What? No they don't.

Puns in spanish don't work quite the same as in english, but a favorite of mine has always been:

De mi arte a tu arte, prefiero miarte.


There. You're welcome, I'm sure that was very illuminating for you.
Is that a variation on the "Cat Game" from Super Troopers?
 
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Soliloquy

what bugs me is that I understood every word of Calleja's pun, except the word that made up the pun itself.

So, at risk of sounding like an idiot (ah, who am I kidding, I do that all the time):

¿Qué quiere decir "miarte?"
 
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