Earthquake? It's because you dressed ungodly

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Soliloquy

Friggin' slutty women, causing all those earthquakes. How dare they show their hair and wear tight clothing?

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Iranian cleric blames quakes on promiscuous women
The reuined citadel of Bam aftern the 2003 earthquake
More than 25,000 people died in the Bam quake

Promiscuous women are responsible for earthquakes, a senior Iranian cleric has said.

Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi told worshippers in Tehran last Friday that they had to stick to strict codes of modesty to protect themselves.

"Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes," he said.

Tens of thousands of people have died in Iran earthquakes in the last decade.

Mr Sedighi was delivering a sermon on the need for a "general repentance" by Iranians.

"What can we do to avoid being buried under the rubble? There is no other solution but to take refuge in religion and to adapt our lives to Islam's moral codes," he said.
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Dave

Dave

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Loose women are also responsible for sunspots, el nino and making my pants go all tight.
 
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Chibibar

Soliloquy;373711][QUOTE=Dave said:
Loose women are also responsible for sunspots, el nino and making my pants go all tight.
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It's also a proven fact that they produce more greenhouse gases.[/QUOTE]

Wow.................. Does my calender deceived me? I believe we are in 2010 am I not?
And these are the same people want to have advance nuclear technology!??!?!
 
SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Chibibar;373722][QUOTE=Soliloquy;373711][QUOTE=Dave said:
Loose women are also responsible for sunspots, el nino and making my pants go all tight.
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It's also a proven fact that they produce more greenhouse gases.[/QUOTE]

Wow.................. Does my calender deceived me? I believe we are in 2010 am I not?
And these are the same people want to have advance nuclear technology!??!?![/QUOTE]

Well, the US did have nukes in the 1950s, so it's not too off. :p

Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes
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I kind of what to put this in my sig. It's just that fucking stupid. It's like a snarky forum comment, only totally serious.
 
Dei

Dei

I don't think it's that strange, considering that most Muslim nations are EXTREMELY sexist to this day.
 
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Chibibar

Dei said:
I don't think it's that strange, considering that most Muslim nations are EXTREMELY sexist to this day.
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Yea but they actually believe
Many women who do not dress modestly lead young men astray and spread adultery in society which increases earthquakes
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I mean..... wow.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

So this is why I fall over whenever I see a girl in a low-cut top! And here I thought it was due to a sudden shortage of blood to my brain.
 
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Chibibar

bhamv3 said:
So this is why I fall over whenever I see a girl in a low-cut top! And here I thought it was due to a sudden shortage of blood to my brain.
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hehe as Robin William said in his show
"God gave us a penis and a brain, but only enough blood to run one of them" (or something to that effect)
 
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Dusty668

More research! Unfortunately all the females here at work were all yak, and no rack. I however have my shirt open down to the 4th button. Cause science is the way I roll.
 
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Chibibar

Soliloquy;377351][QUOTE=Dave said:
The problem, of course, is that there are 25,000+ earthquakes every year and as many as 31,419 in a single year.

So of course there will be quakes. To attribute it to boobs is ludicrous, but you know they will see this as a sign.
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Aye, but there are only 134 earthquakes of THAT magnitude per year, so there's about a 37 percent chance of that happening on a boob-day event.

So really, this experiment requires more scientific rigor.[/QUOTE]

I would love to keep abreast of this situation.
 
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