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Eggnogonomicon: Milk of Cthulhu

Dec 7, 2011#1

strawman

NOGGIN' THE NIGHT AWAY.

Annual eggnog thread. Previous threads here:
2010
2009

Dec 7, 2011#2

Mathias

Nog

Dec 7, 2011#3

sixpackshaker

I keep meaning to try rum with my nog. But it is difficult to give up the Wild Turkey (my Dad's fave nog spice,) or Jim Beam (mine.)

Dec 7, 2011#4

makare

nog

Dec 8, 2011#5

Gusto

Nyawg.
Added at: 04:41
I love that we have an annual thread for fuckin' eggnog.

Dec 8, 2011#6

figmentPez

Found some nog in the fridge. Decided to have a little.

Wish I could have had a lot.

Dec 8, 2011#7

HCGLNS

I was given a straw to drink my nog with the other week

Apparently my 4in beard was collecting too much eggnog.

Dec 8, 2011#8

Wahad

I've never had nog, egg or otherwise. (Are there non-egg nogs?) It's not really a thing here.

Dec 8, 2011#9

Covar

I beseech thee to partake of the nog of eggs. It is a must have.

For those who do not have eggnog, I bestow onto you the second google result for the word "eggnog".
Alton Brown's Eggnog recipe

To be prepared raw.

Dec 8, 2011#10

Espy

I found some old eggnog in the fridge. I had some.

Some was too much.

Dec 8, 2011#11

Thread Necromancer

Nog. Delicious treat.

Haven't yet started my rum'nog consumption for the season yet as I always force myself to wait until the middle of the month (Christmas season doesn't feel like it ever actually starts until then anyhow for me). Otherwise the cost of nog and rum is excessive.

But I salivate with expectations..

Dec 8, 2011#12

Dirona

I'm intrigued by this 'brandy-nog' suggestion. Rum works fine, but brandy could be interesting.

Have not yet made the annual pitcher of Alton's nog, but it's on the list. Oh yes. It is definitely on the list.

Dec 8, 2011#13

Fun Size

I firmly believe that egg nog is my favorite mixer, bar none.

Dec 8, 2011#14

Officer_Charon

Still have not ever had Nog.

Dec 8, 2011#15

Tress

I was over at a friends house last weekend. She was planning a holiday party, asked me to help her make a list of food and drink.

Me: Naturally, you have to have egg nog.

Her: Egg nog? Do people like that?

Me: Ummm... yes? People tend to love it. Even if it's without alcohol.

Her: You can put alcohol in it? What, like tequilla or something?

Me: :Leyla:

Dec 8, 2011#16

Gared

After several bad experiences with local dairies' attempts at Eggnog, I've switched to Silk Nog. It's not quite as thick as I'd like, but it has all of that lovely flavor. Still don't have any non-coconut rum in the house, or non-bourbon whiskey (and I'd hesitate to put anything that smoky in nog), or any brandy. Might add in some of the whipped cream vodka that we have...

Dec 8, 2011#17

ThatNickGuy

I do not like eggnog.

Dec 8, 2011#18

strawman

I tried silk nog last year. Waaaaaaay too thin for me.
Makes good eggnog shakes though.
Added at: 13:17

ThatNickGuy said:
I do not like eggnog.

You are DEAD to me.

Dec 8, 2011#19

Gared

Silk nog is incredibly thin, but at least the quality is consistent.

Dec 8, 2011#20

Tiger Tsang

sixpackshaker said:
I keep meaning to try rum with my nog. But it is difficult to give up the Wild Turkey (my Dad's fave nog spice,) or Jim Beam (mine.)

Captain Morgan's, accept no substitutes!

Dec 8, 2011#21

Gusto

I gotta get to the grocery store and also the liquor store.

Dec 8, 2011#22

Allen who is Quiet

Time to go grocery shopping.

Also, highly disappointed that I can't drink alcohol without repercussions :/

Dec 8, 2011#23

MindDetective

ThatNickGuy said:
I do not like eggnog.

^^--------this--------^^

Dec 8, 2011#24

sixpackshaker

Allen who is Quiet said:
...highly disappointed that I can't drink alcohol without repercussions :/

Well, that is the point of drinking.

Dec 8, 2011#25

Covar

Officer_Charon said:
Still have not ever had Nog.

I posted the god damn recipe, but 5 posts up from your own. WHATS YOUR EXCUSE NOW!?!

Dec 8, 2011#26

Allen who is Quiet

sixpackshaker said:
Well, that is the point of drinking.

Haha, good point.

However, the repercussions I get are abnormal and undesirable. Won't go into detail because it falls squarely into TMI territory.

Dec 8, 2011#27

Dave

I like nog.

Dec 8, 2011#28

Cheesy1

Dave said:
I like nog.

^So much THIS!!! :drunk:

Dec 8, 2011#29

HCGLNS

If you see a fat man who's jolly and cute
Wearing a beard and a red flannel suit
And if he is chuckling and laughing away
While flying around in a miniature sleigh
With eight tiny reindeer to pull him along
Then - let's face it - Your eggnog's too strong!!

Dec 8, 2011#30

filmfanatic

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGG!!!!

Dec 8, 2011#31

HCGLNS

Dec 8, 2011#32

Emrys

You're all invited to come to my bar. I serve egg nog with spiced rum, topped with whipped cream and cinnamon.

First drink is on me. After that, you have to pay for your own drinks, you cheap bastards.

Dec 8, 2011#33

Thread Necromancer

Emrys said:
You're all invited to come to my bar. I serve egg nog with spiced rum, topped with whipped cream and cinnamon.

First drink is on me. After that, you have to pay for your own drinks, you cheap bastards.

save me a barrel. I'll be there soon.

Dec 9, 2011#34

Dirona

Emrys said:
You're all invited to come to my bar. I serve egg nog with spiced rum, topped with whipped cream and cinnamon.

First drink is on me. After that, you have to pay for your own drinks, you cheap bastards.

The really creepy thing... I could actually take you up on this. And actually may do so next week after papers have been submitted for school. Hmmm....

Dec 9, 2011#35

Emrys

Dirona said:
The really creepy thing... I could actually take you up on this. And actually may do so next week after papers have been submitted for school. Hmmm....

You, my Secret Santa, you will drink free. Let me know if you're going to come down. I'll even bring you a Christmas doom weasel.

Dec 9, 2011#36

sixpackshaker

I stopped by the liquor store to buy a little bourbon (half gallon) and some nog... they are not carrying it yet. :mad:

Dec 9, 2011#37

HCGLNS

sixpackshaker said:
I stopped by the liquor store to buy a little bourbon (half gallon) and some nog... they are not carrying it yet.

That's a bleedin' outrage it is! I'm gonna tell the Prime Minister about this!

Dec 9, 2011#38

Gusto

G'day mates! What's the good word?

Dec 9, 2011#39

HCGLNS

Gusto said:
G'day mates! What's the good word?

It's a half a flat till Boxin' Day, and six ca't get no nog for his wobbly pop!

Dec 9, 2011#40

drifter

Emrys said:
You, my Secret Santa, you will drink free. Let me know if you're going to come down. I'll even bring you a Christmas doom weasel.

Drinks and dinner? Score!

I keed, I ke... oh god, they're biting everywhere!

Dec 9, 2011#41

DLM X-13

Dirona said:
The really creepy thing... I could actually take you up on this. And actually may do so next week after papers have been submitted for school. Hmmm....

*blink blink*

Wait a second, are there seriously three of us from SK on these forums? How...???

Dec 9, 2011#42

LittleSin

DLM X-13 said:
*blink blink*

Wait a second, are there seriously three of us from SK on these forums? How...???

YEH! There's, like, no one from SK!

Even the people that live there aren't from there.

I, also, keed.

Dec 9, 2011#43

DLM X-13

LittleSin said:
YEH! There's, like, no one from SK!

Even the people that live there aren't from there.

I, also, keed.

I KNOW RIGHT

also eggnog is yummy the end

Dec 10, 2011#44

Gusto

Need more SW Ontarians, PST.

Dec 10, 2011#45

Bowielee

I just had to applaud the awesome thread title.

Dec 10, 2011#46

Allen who is Quiet

Gusto said:
Need more SW Ontarians, PST.

I'd say there need to be more southern californians, but I live right next to Zen and not once have I invited her somewhere for a cannoli. I don't need more people to not invite out for cannolis.

Dec 10, 2011#47

Tress

I think there are 3 of us in the SF Bay Area. We should probably all meet up for a beer sometime.

Dec 10, 2011#48

HCGLNS

Hmmm, this 2nd cup eggnog latte could use more 'nog.

Heck, everything could use more 'nog.

Dec 10, 2011#49

Dirona

DLM X-13 said:
*blink blink*

Wait a second, are there seriously three of us from SK on these forums? How...???

Actually, 4. My partner lurks and posts here too.

And I wanna be from the Maritimes!

...I think I'm gonna have nog with breakfast.

Dec 10, 2011#50

Espy

Way to many canadians hers if you asks me. The whole thing reeks of a conspiracy.

Dec 10, 2011#51

DarkAudit

Low fat? LOW FAT?!? No wonder you don't have the guts to call it EGG nog. If you're gonna do it right, you don't give a shit about fat. You just make it right, and make it good.

Dec 10, 2011#52

Emrys

That is an abomination towards mankind.

Dec 10, 2011#53

Gusto

I just picked up some Morgan.

HOLLA

Dec 10, 2011#54

Cajungal

I haven't made any this year, but I did buy a bottle of Pennsylvania Dutch. It's good if you add cinnamon and nutmeg to it. Nice way to start the weekend. My dad had a client who made him some last year. It was so thick I thought my dad was saving bacon fat in a mason jar. Nope. Nog.

Dec 10, 2011#55

Dirona

See, I've heard good things about the Bolthouse Nog... though I've never had it. But seriously, low fat? That has no place on a Christmas/holiday table.

Dec 10, 2011#56

LordRendar

I drink my Glühwein and am content.

Dec 10, 2011#57

Emrys

Glue wine?

Dec 10, 2011#58

LordRendar

umm... spiced wine i think?
its a redwine with spices that is heated and then you put a shot of rum or schnaps into it.

Dec 10, 2011#59

Dirona

I was assuming something like mulled wine... which is basically what you described.

And now I want some. Dammit.

Dec 11, 2011#60

checkeredhat

I haven't actually drank any chicken milk yet this year. Had a few Eggnog lattes at Starbucks though.

Being allergic to both egg white and milk, it is a good idea for me to steer clear of it, but hot damn is it ever delicious.

Dec 14, 2011#61

Dirona

Emrys said:
You, my Secret Santa, you will drink free. Let me know if you're going to come down. I'll even bring you a Christmas doom weasel.

I just finished the final final paper of the term soooo...

I'm taking you up on the offer. I shall descend upon your estabmishment this Friday (along with my partner, who also lurks here). Where, exactly, is this place? PM me! I look forward to nog! And doom weasels!

Dec 15, 2011#62

Emrys

Yay, my secret Santa is going to join me for eggnog and doom weasels! Central SK will never be the same!

Oh dear, she's going to see what a massive nerd I am. I'll have to distract her with all the doom weasels!

Dec 15, 2011#63

HCGLNS

'Nog supply re-stocked!

Dec 15, 2011#64

Adammon

Wait, there are people from SK on here, that aren't from South Korea???

*mind blown*

Dec 16, 2011#65

Cheesy1

Last night, I enjoyed some nog with some French Vanilla Kahlua.

Dec 16, 2011#66

Emrys

My secret Santa, Dirona, and her fella braved the wilds of Saskatchewan to join me for egg nog, doom weasels, and small talk. Thank you so much for coming down. I had a fantastic time and I apologize for my over-enthusiastic doom-weasel-in-training. She's not usually that chompy.

Dec 17, 2011#67

Dirona

Emrys said:
My secret Santa, Dirona, and her fella braved the wilds of Saskatchewan to join me for egg nog, doom weasels, and small talk. Thank you so much for coming down. I had a fantastic time and I apologize for my over-enthusiastic doom-weasel-in-training. She's not usually that chompy.

The nog was tasty, the conversation was loverly, and the doom weasels' teeth were sharp (but cute!).
I can now honestly say that I've had a doom weasel hang off my butt, though I'm not sure why I'd say this.

And I still think the doom weasels are cute.

Dec 20, 2011#68

figmentPez

Today's shirt at Woot

Dec 20, 2011#69

Officer_Charon

This season has still been nogless.

I think I am doing it out of spite, now.

Dec 22, 2011#70

DarkAudit

lartist (via twitter) said:
I don't think I should call this eggnog. More like Cream of Rum...

Where can I get some of this?

Dec 22, 2011#71

Thread Necromancer

I have failed this year. I realize it is the 21st of dec. and I have yet to have copious amounts of rumnog.

Dec 22, 2011#72

DarkAudit

Year ain't over yet.

Dec 22, 2011#73

makare

I'd like to try eggnog but it is kind of expensive to just make for myself.
Forever alone.. without nog.

also lol "Duck Audit"

Dec 27, 2011#74

sixpackshaker

I failed on my nog mission. My staph infection and subsequent penicillin/sulfa prescriptions kept me from my appointed rounds...

Dec 29, 2011#75

Officer_Charon

I have tried my first eggnog.

It pleases the Officer's palate. I shall procure/create more.

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