Eggnogonomicon: Milk of Cthulhu

[sixpackshaker]

I stopped by the liquor store to buy a little bourbon (half gallon) and some nog... they are not carrying it yet.

 

[HCGLNS]

I stopped by the liquor store to buy a little bourbon (half gallon) and some nog... they are not carrying it yet.

That's a bleedin' outrage it is! I'm gonna tell the Prime Minister about this!

 

[Gusto]

G'day mates! What's the good word?

 

[HCGLNS]

G'day mates! What's the good word?

It's a half a flat till Boxin' Day, and six ca't get no nog for his wobbly pop!

 

[drifter]

You, my Secret Santa, you will drink free. Let me know if you're going to come down. I'll even bring you a Christmas doom weasel.

Drinks and dinner? Score!

I keed, I ke... oh god, they're biting everywhere!

 

[DLM X-13]

The really creepy thing... I could actually take you up on this. And actually may do so next week after papers have been submitted for school. Hmmm....

*blink blink*

Wait a second, are there seriously three of us from SK on these forums? How...???

 

[LittleSin]

*blink blink*

Wait a second, are there seriously three of us from SK on these forums? How...???

YEH! There's, like, no one from SK!

Even the people that live there aren't from there.

I, also, keed.

 

[DLM X-13]

YEH! There's, like, no one from SK!

Even the people that live there aren't from there.

I, also, keed.

I KNOW RIGHT

also eggnog is yummy the end

 

[Gusto]

Need more SW Ontarians, PST.

 

[Bowielee]

I just had to applaud the awesome thread title.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Need more SW Ontarians, PST.

I'd say there need to be more southern californians, but I live right next to Zen and not once have I invited her somewhere for a cannoli. I don't need more people to not invite out for cannolis.

 

[Tress]

I think there are 3 of us in the SF Bay Area. We should probably all meet up for a beer sometime.

 

[HCGLNS]

Hmmm, this 2nd cup eggnog latte could use more 'nog.

Heck, everything could use more 'nog.

 

[Dirona]

*blink blink*

Wait a second, are there seriously three of us from SK on these forums? How...???

Actually, 4. My partner lurks and posts here too.

And I wanna be from the Maritimes!

...I think I'm gonna have nog with breakfast.

 

[Espy]

Way to many canadians hers if you asks me. The whole thing reeks of a conspiracy.

 

[DarkAudit]

Low fat? LOW FAT?!? No wonder you don't have the guts to call it EGG nog. If you're gonna do it right, you don't give a shit about fat. You just make it right, and make it good.

 

[Emrys]

That is an abomination towards mankind.

 

[Gusto]

I just picked up some Morgan.

HOLLA

 

[Cajungal]

I haven't made any this year, but I did buy a bottle of Pennsylvania Dutch. It's good if you add cinnamon and nutmeg to it. Nice way to start the weekend. My dad had a client who made him some last year. It was so thick I thought my dad was saving bacon fat in a mason jar. Nope. Nog.

 

[Dirona]

See, I've heard good things about the Bolthouse Nog... though I've never had it. But seriously, low fat? That has no place on a Christmas/holiday table.

 

[LordRendar]

I drink my Glühwein and am content.

 

[Emrys]

Glue wine?

 

[LordRendar]

umm... spiced wine i think?
its a redwine with spices that is heated and then you put a shot of rum or schnaps into it.

 

[Dirona]

I was assuming something like mulled wine... which is basically what you described.

And now I want some. Dammit.

 

[checkeredhat]

I haven't actually drank any chicken milk yet this year. Had a few Eggnog lattes at Starbucks though.

Being allergic to both egg white and milk, it is a good idea for me to steer clear of it, but hot damn is it ever delicious.

 

[Dirona]

You, my Secret Santa, you will drink free. Let me know if you're going to come down. I'll even bring you a Christmas doom weasel.

I just finished the final final paper of the term soooo...

I'm taking you up on the offer. I shall descend upon your estabmishment this Friday (along with my partner, who also lurks here). Where, exactly, is this place? PM me! I look forward to nog! And doom weasels!

 

[Emrys]

Yay, my secret Santa is going to join me for eggnog and doom weasels! Central SK will never be the same!

Oh dear, she's going to see what a massive nerd I am. I'll have to distract her with all the doom weasels!

 

[HCGLNS]

'Nog supply re-stocked!

 

[Adam]

Wait, there are people from SK on here, that aren't from South Korea???

*mind blown*

 

[Cheesy1]

Last night, I enjoyed some nog with some French Vanilla Kahlua.

 

[Emrys]

My secret Santa, Dirona, and her fella braved the wilds of Saskatchewan to join me for egg nog, doom weasels, and small talk. Thank you so much for coming down. I had a fantastic time and I apologize for my over-enthusiastic doom-weasel-in-training. She's not usually that chompy.

 

[Dirona]

My secret Santa, Dirona, and her fella braved the wilds of Saskatchewan to join me for egg nog, doom weasels, and small talk. Thank you so much for coming down. I had a fantastic time and I apologize for my over-enthusiastic doom-weasel-in-training. She's not usually that chompy.

The nog was tasty, the conversation was loverly, and the doom weasels' teeth were sharp (but cute!).
I can now honestly say that I've had a doom weasel hang off my butt, though I'm not sure why I'd say this.

And I still think the doom weasels are cute.

 

[figmentPez]

Today's shirt at Woot

 

[Officer_Charon]

This season has still been nogless.

I think I am doing it out of spite, now.

 

[DarkAudit]

I don't think I should call this eggnog. More like Cream of Rum...

Where can I get some of this?