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Emrys

#1

Dave

Dave

Emrys, Queen of the Doom Weasels, has suffered a fairly major health issue and will be gone for a little while. I'd really like to get her a blizzard of get well cards from around the world. Many of you don't know this, but early in 2012 when I was going through my personal hell, it was Emrys who paid for the boards and kept this place alive when I just didn't care any more. Let me tell you, it was no small gesture.

I have her address. If interested, please post here and I'll include you in the PM with her address. It's a PO box so I don't think she'll be upset I gave it out.


#2

Gusto

Gusto

Hit me up Dave. I'll send that bitch a smiley face. ;)


#3

BananaHands

BananaHands

Oh my. Send me it to me as well. I'll need to send her some ferret related things.


#4

strawman

strawman

That's what you get for huffing doomweasels, kids. Pay attention, and just say no to doomweasel huffing!

Anyway, I'm in!


#5

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Send away. We must save the doomweasels!


#6

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

I would like to be included please! :)


#7

Bubble181

Bubble181

I guess I could save her some mice? For the weasels? I'm just not sure how the postmen will like me sending dead mice through the mail. But I can give it a try.


#8

Dave

Dave

All so far have been added to the conversation.


#9

Wahad

Wahad

But of course! We must strengthen the doomweasel brigade for when we eventually and inevitably take over the world.


#10

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Count me in.


#11

Dave

Dave

Both added.[DOUBLEPOST=1357746629][/DOUBLEPOST]Actually, when I add you I'll like your post. I'll be in and out today as my daughter is having a minor surgical thing herself.


#12

Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

She did a huge favor to my sister that went a very long way for in her eyes. I haven't had much interaction with her but I know Shegokigo would like to send her a card.


#13

Dave

Dave

Emrys - Did a huge favor to my sister that went a very long way for in her eyes. I haven't had much interaction with her but I know Shegokigo would like to send her a card.
Added both of you just in case.

And please don't tag her again. I don't want her freaking out and thinking she has to come back in for anything. I'd rather she get well.


#14

Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

Added both of you just in case.

And please don't tag her again. I don't want her freaking out and thinking she has to come back in for anything. I'd rather she get well.
Gotcha.


#15

strawman

strawman

my daughter is having a minor surgical thing herself.
Hope it goes well!


#16

Dave

Dave

Hope it goes well!
It's a semi-invasive diagnostic test. She'll be fine.


#17

bhamv3

bhamv3

Count me in. I'll send her a card from across the globe.


#18

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Count me in.


#19

evilmike

evilmike

Count me in as well.


#20

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

PM her address as well, please.


#21

Shakey

Shakey

I'm in!


#22

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

Add me to the group!


#23

Adam

Adam

Even Adam participates!


#24

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

I'd like to send her some Aloha!


#25

Tress

Tress

I'd like to get in on this too!


#26

Hylian

Hylian

If you could please send me her address I would love to send her a card.


#27

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

Count me in... she's only one province away from me after all.


#28



BErt

Please add me as well.


#29

Gusto

Gusto

Count me in... she's only one province away from me after all.
ROADTRIP!


#30

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

ROADTRIP!

Haha... nice :). Well it is only a seven hour drive.


#31

Gusto

Gusto

Canada is too big.


#32

Dirona

Dirona

Me too please.


#33

Eriol

Eriol

Include please. She actually hosted my wife (Dirona) and I at her place and fed us booze! We've actually met the doomweasels! (We only lived 45mins away at the time. Further now) Cute, but good name for the animals.


#34

Espy

Espy

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!


#35

AshburnerX

AshburnerX



#36

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!
You want to send her a meme?

Wait...


#37

Cajungal

Cajungal

Me too, please.


#38

Jay

Jay

Damn, I hope it's nothing bad.

I already have her address, I'll send her something again.....


#39

Gusto

Gusto

Damn, I hope it's nothing bad.

I already have her address, I'll send her something again.....
Everyone always needs more socks.


#40

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Absolutely I am in


#41

Krisken

Krisken

I'd love to send a well wishes as well.


#42

Frank

Frank

I want no part of this.

I WANT ALL OF THIS.


#43

fade

fade

I'll do it.


#44

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Sign me up, please.


#45

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

Our Weasel Queen needs us, SEND THIS ONE THE LINK!


#46

dill616

dill616

[user]General Specific[/user] and I are in!


#47

Bubble181

Bubble181

[user]General Specific[/user] and I are in!
Hey, that's cheating! Two forum members but only one card! I bet you only send out one SS and ask for two, too!

(I'm totally kidding and I'm glad you guys are helping Emrys feel better. Please don't hurt me; I have a delicate stomach and can't handle sour dills very well)


#48

Dave

Dave

Please don't hurt me; I have a delicate stomach and can't handle sour dills very well)
BAD TASTE JOKE ALERT!!!!

Don't worry, I doubt you'll be eating dills any time soon.


#49

Bubble181

Bubble181

BAD TASTE JOKE ALERT!!!!

Don't worry, I doubt you'll be eating dills any time soon.
Me and this dill, specifically? Odds are low. Generally, though, I'm guessing dills get eaten on occasion.


#50

dill616

dill616

Me and this dill, specifically? Odds are low. Generally, though, I'm guessing dills get eaten on occasion.

This Dill has a smile on her face and no complaints to make.


#51

Bubble181

Bubble181

This Dill has a smile on her face and no complaints to make.
I have faith in the General. Ooh-rah, or whaddayasaythesedays.


#52

dill616

dill616

I have faith in the General. Ooh-rah, or whaddayasaythesedays.
Some ladies might think that gamer guys are nerds, but they have nimble and strong fingers. Watching the General play Dead or Alive is always a turn on. The way he works those buttons- oh my GOD- Umm, I mean...Well...Pardon me. I'll be in my bunk.


#53

Dave

Dave

And to think I started this. Gen Spec...YOU'RE WELCOME!


#54

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Help Emrys: cause masturbation

Welcome to Halforums.


#55

Cajungal

Cajungal

Some ladies might think that gamer guys are nerds, but they have nimble and strong fingers. Watching the General play Dead or Alive is always a turn on. The way he works those buttons- oh my GOD- Umm, I mean...Well...Pardon me. I'll be in my bunk.
I know that feel.


#56

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

I'll get in on this, if you don't mind...


#57

LordRendar

LordRendar

Same here.


#58

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

I'll get in on this, if you don't mind...
I thought this was in reference to the masturbating.
Same here.
This too.
Maybe I'm the one with the problem. Or maybe ya'll are dirty.


#59

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

.... Yes? :unibrow:


#60

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Well, fair enough.


#61

General Specific

General Specific

Is there any date we will all be sending on or is this a case of get your stuff and send asap?


#62

Dave

Dave

Timing is totally up to you.


#63

T

The_Khan

did somebody say masturbation competition?

I'm totally in.


#64

Gilgamesh

Gilgamesh

did somebody say masturbation competition?

I'm totally in.
I'm out
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#65

T

The_Khan



#66

Emrys

Emrys

I love you guys so, so much!

stienman - thank you for the Exotic Animal Formulary. My vet is so jealous; she doesn't have the latest version and wants to steal it from me. You so rock!
evilmike - thank you for the Pirates of Penzance soundtrack. That's my favourite Gilbert & Sullivan play. It's so silly and never fails to lift my spirits. And I get to sing that I'm the very model of a modern major-general, which makes the doomweasels dook for some reason.
Thank you to Michael in New Jersey (Yoshi?) for the book about Lady Jane Grey. She's one of my favourite players in the whole Tutor debacle after the death of Henry VIII and Edward VI. Her intelligence and strength of character have always impressed me and I wondered how she would have changed British history if she had been allowed to live. I can't wait to read the book.
Thank you also to Leslie in Edmonton (Chad Sexington?) for the beautiful and uplifting letter. You're very right; letter writing is a dying art and the letter you sent is truly a work of art. Thank you again. I will honestly treasure it forever.

I'm not ashamed to say that I cried when I read all the comments here. I miss you guys so much and can't wait to come back full time so I can threaten you with doomweasel world domination. The treatments must have made my grinchy heart grow three sizes but I'm actually having thoughts of sparing you all when I make my conquest. Shego would be so disappointed.

Unless, of course, you tell the doomweasels that I cried, in which case, you'll be first against the wall.

I love you, Halforums.


#67

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Leigh, but my handwriting is brutal, and you're forgiven for the error. I could make a good Leslie, though, right Cajungal?

I'm not afraid to speak for the forum here: we're all so glad you're back around!


#68

Emrys

Emrys

Oh geez, I'm sorry. I'm going to lay the blame firmly at the feet of the painkillers and plead insanity to boot.

Thank you for the welcome back. I probably won't be back online until some time next week and I get back from my trip down south. My day-to-day routine takes a lot out of me and the trip is going to be brutal but how often does your baby brother get married? Not even death would keep me from the wedding, though it would probably keep me from being seated in the front row of the church. :)


#69

Dave

Dave

You get healthy. We'll still be here. I just wanted you to know that the conversation where we gave the address and stuff kept growing and growing. In the end it was about 38 people. Which is a testament to how well liked you are.

Stay strong, get better. We'll see you around, Weasel Queen.


#70

Bubble181

Bubble181

Which is a testament to how well liked you are.
Wait, we weren't sending anonymous envelopes with white powder and hate mail? OOOoohhhh, now I get it. Err, don't open that nevelope from Belgium, 'kay? :p


#71

Bones

Bones

Emrys, I am sorry I missed out on this, You are one of my favorite people on here, Your doom weasels are adorable and my Fishy Hoard and I gladly wait for your day of ascension so we can meet you on the high seas to do battle. So in that get better soon, and I wait with anticipation for the day we do battle.


#72

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I too failed to send anything, but that's because I've been running in and out of hospital for the past three weeks. Fekkin' flu season :( I love your doomweasels, though, and hope everything ends up going swimmingly for you.

Now, place your fist against the screen to receive respeknuckles.


#73

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Same. I didn't get anything sent because I've spent the last three weeks getting college shit in order and doing assignments. Feel bad though.


#74

bhamv3

bhamv3

I sent something, but I suspect I wrote the address illegibly. Which would be quite an epic fail on my part.


#75

Gusto

Gusto

Yes I also had grand designs on sending something but my new job kinda got in the way. :(


#76

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Man... we suck :(


#77

Bubble181

Bubble181

I sent mine using an on line service. Not as personal, but I knew I'd have trouble getting around to sending a hand-written note from across the globe.


#78

General Specific

General Specific

I am hoping that our package arrived, it was oddly shaped and it was the first time I had ever filled out a customs form, so am positive I messed something up. :D


#79

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

I am hoping that our package arrived, it was oddly shaped and it was the first time I had ever filled out a customs form, so am positive I messed something up. :D
DRUGS


#80

General Specific

General Specific

What? I... NO! Never! You can't pro...





Well not anything that's illegal...


...in Canada


#81

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

I sent something, too. But our post office works on their own schedule.


#82

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

I sent something and I hope you get better because you are nice!


#83

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

I am hoping that our package arrived, it was oddly shaped and it was the first time I had ever filled out a customs form, so am positive I messed something up. :D
General, dill616 wants bunnies.

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#84

dill616

dill616

General, dill616 wants bunnies.

This automated message has been brought to you by North_Rangergrams. Ask for our special, arrow-fast delivery.*

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Dill approved.

(After reading this, the General turned to me and asked if I'd told you to keep messaging him about bunnies. I didn't tell North Ranger to do anything)


#85

Bubble181

Bubble181

But she just really wants those bunnies.


#86

Jax

Jax

I sent something, but I suspect I wrote the address illegibly. Which would be quite an epic fail on my part.
The postal office in Canada usually does not know how to read Chinese, no.


#87

bhamv3

bhamv3

The postal office in Canada usually does not know how to read Chinese, no.
Dammit, I knew I did something wrong.


#88

Emrys

Emrys

Thank you to WasabiPoptart for a lovely card and authentic Hawaiian lei. To keep the old joke alive, I've been leid by WasabiPoptart and it was good for me.
Thank you to General Specific and dill616 for another lovely card and plushie blackfooted ferret. He holds a special place of honour on my bookshelf, next to my stuffed mooses. The doomweasels wanted to play with him but they eventually settled for stealing your card and stashing it in their hidey hole.
I also received beautiful cards from bhamv3 and Bubble181. The doomies wanted them too but I managed to bribe them with treats and they scampered away to plot world domination.
Thank you again to everyone for your thoughts and well-wishes. My health isn't any better, unfortunately, but coming here gives me a reason to get up in the morning and puts a smile on my face.
Snuggly hugglies to you all!


#89

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Mozilla Fire Ferret


#90

Emrys

Emrys

Mozilla Fire Ferret
Someone needs to draw this for me, please, oh please!


#91

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

I'm glad it was good for you! :D


#92

Emrys

Emrys

I also want to thank BErt for an informative get well card informing me that he wasn't wearing pants. I didn't realize it until today when I dug through the doomweasels' toy box and found it in there. I think they were after the picture of the adorable dachshund that he had included. Thank you again, BErt![DOUBLEPOST=1361584700][/DOUBLEPOST]
The postal office in Canada usually does not know how to read Chinese, no.
The postal office in Canada doesn't usually know how to read English either.[DOUBLEPOST=1361584913][/DOUBLEPOST]
Emrys, I am sorry I missed out on this, You are one of my favorite people on here, Your doom weasels are adorable and my Fishy Hoard and I gladly wait for your day of ascension so we can meet you on the high seas to do battle. So in that get better soon, and I wait with anticipation for the day we do battle.
Bones, thank you so much for your kind words and I promise to go easy on you when we meet in battle. In fact, I love fish. You should consider becoming my minion.


#93

bhamv3

bhamv3

I also want to thank BErt for an informative get well card informing me that he wasn't wearing pants. I didn't realize it until today when I dug through the doomweasels' toy box and found it in there. I think they were after the picture of the adorable dachshund that he had included. Thank you again, BErt![DOUBLEPOST=1361584700][/DOUBLEPOST]
The postal office in Canada doesn't usually know how to read English either.
So... what do you guys read up there? Moose footprints?


#94

Emrys

Emrys

So... what do you guys read up there? Moose footprints?
Postal workers go to special classes to learn how to forget to read. Just before Christmas, they attend another class to learn package handling techniques as perfected by airport luggage handlers.


#95



BErt

If they're going to help themselves to the mail, I hope the doom weasels at least take a turn or two paying some bills. It's only fair.

I'm glad it got there ok :)


#96

Emrys

Emrys

Ha! The doomies take a turn now and then helping themselves to my credit cards so they can go online and order more toys and treats. I know I didn't spoil them by ordering all this stuff for them.


#97

Bones

Bones

thank you so much for your kind words and I promise to go easy on you when we meet in battle. In fact, I love fish. You should consider becoming my minion.
Offer conditionally accepted, as long as Kikimaru, the Mistress of Owls, can join the team.


#98

Emrys

Emrys

Offer conditionally accepted, as long as Kikimaru, the Mistress of Owls, can join the team.
Of course! She can become friends with the snowy owl that lives behind my house.
We shall have it all. Land, water, and air troops. Victory is assured! Mwahahahaha!!!

OK, I'm calm now.


#99

Bubble181

Bubble181

Offer conditionally accepted, as long as Kikimaru, the Mistress of Owls, can join the team.
Kikimaru is a cheat and a tramp, with no power over owls to speak of. Allying yourself with her will spell doom for your campaign. Be forewarned.


#100

Emrys

Emrys

Kikimaru is a cheat and a tramp, with no power over owls to speak of. Allying yourself with her will spell doom for your campaign. Be forewarned.
Sooooooo, why the hate on Kikimaru?


#101

Bones

Bones

because he doesnt have a strategic alliance with her like I do. I think he may also fancy himself lord of the avianfolk, but I know for a fact that Kikimaru is the true leader of feather and beak sisterhood...also he doesnt have a kickass avatar of a giant owl with antlers like she does.


#102

Bubble181

Bubble181

because he doesnt have a strategic alliance with her like I do. I think he may also fancy himself lord of the avianfolk, but I know for a fact that Kikimaru is the true leader of feather and beak sisterhood...also he doesnt have a kickass avatar of a giant owl with antlers like she does.
I'm the fool at her court and try to offend her. It's my job


#103

evilmike

evilmike

Does anyone have an update on Emrys?


#104

Dave

Dave

I do not.


#105

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

Does anyone have an update on Emrys?
I've been wondering about her for a while. I'll see if I can get in touch :/


#106

strawman

strawman

I've thought about finding her phone number and calling but I didn't want to be creepy.

Let us know what you find out, Chad Sexington.[DOUBLEPOST=1366818661][/DOUBLEPOST]I meant to say, "I didn't want to appear any creepier than I normally do."


#107

strawman

strawman

I've been wondering about her for a while. I'll see if I can get in touch :/
Any luck?


#108

Emrys

Emrys

Any luck?
No, I haven't had a chance to write back to him yet.


#109

Dave

Dave

Yay! We were just wondering how you were!


#110

Emrys

Emrys

I can see that. And from what stienman wrote, it sounds like he's been lurking around my house. :)

How is everyone?


#111

Dave

Dave

Tired and I have a headache. But this shall pass. Worried about my people, but now I can cross you off the list. Now I need to have Nick turn a corner.


#112

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

I can see that. And from what stienman wrote, it sounds like he's been lurking around my house. :)

How is everyone?
Yaaaay! Glad you're okay!


#113

Emrys

Emrys

Yaaaay! Glad you're okay!
"OK" is about as far as I'm going but at least I'm OK enough to come back and harass y'all.

How are you doing, Cheesy1? You and your pretty lady doing well? Did you make it Disney World or is that an upcoming trip?


#114

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

"OK" is about as far as I'm going but at least I'm OK enough to come back and harass y'all.

How are you doing, Cheesy1? You and your pretty lady doing well? Did you make it Disney World or is that an upcoming trip?
Yeah, well . . . https://www.halforums.com/threads/minor-rant-iii-for-a-few-hollers-more.26646/page-108#post-1043524

https://www.halforums.com/threads/minor-rant-iii-for-a-few-hollers-more.26646/page-108#post-1043558

Still going to Disneyland.



#116

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Thanks.


#117

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

OMFG it's a wild Emrys! Yay!


#118

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

I can see that. And from what stienman wrote, it sounds like he's been lurking around my house. :)

How is everyone?
Hoorays! I'm feelin' better than usual, just gave blood the other day so I don't feel as achey as usual.


#119

Bubble181

Bubble181

Emrys? I'm not convinced. Here's what I think's happening...


#120

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

It is a hacker doomie!


#121

strawman

strawman

I can see that. And from what stienman wrote, it sounds like he's been lurking around my house. :)

How is everyone?
The doomweasel in the northwest parapet is susceptible to treats.

Not that I'd have personal knowledge, just something I heard from a guy.


#122

Emrys

Emrys

The doomweasel in the northwest parapet is susceptible to treats.

Not that I'd have personal knowledge, just something I heard from a guy.
Was it dark-eyed white with the stubby tail or the sable with the white mitts?


#123

strawman

strawman

Was it dark-eyed white with the stubby tail or the sable with the white mitts?
:ninja:


#124

bhamv3

bhamv3

How is everyone?
Hitched.


#125

blotsfan

blotsfan

And you've already started neglecting her for Halforums. Nice job not putting up some sort of charade!


#126

bhamv3

bhamv3

And you've already started neglecting her for Halforums. Nice job not putting up some sort of charade!
I told her in advance she'd be marrying an internet-addicted pervert! She knew what she's getting into! :D


#127

Emrys

Emrys

I told her in advance she'd be marrying an internet-addicted pervert! She knew what she's getting into! :D
Have you started bringing her over to the dark side?


#128

Krisken

Krisken

Mawwaige. Mawwaige... is what brings us... together?


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