I'm fleeing the frozen wasteland of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, and heading to the paradise of culture and cool languages known to us as Europe.
I'll be gone for three months, and though I'll be travelling with a netbook, I certainly won't be around much.
So don't do anything too drastic.
Try not to be jealous. (Nah, totally be jealous, it'll boost my ego.)
As I tour the continent, sampling their wide range of food, accents, wine, beer, port, scotch, whiskey, wine, wine, beer, wine, beer, beer, beer, wine, and people, I will think fondly of you, Halforums, and how awesome I am, living in hostel dormitories with nought but two sets of clothes and a fear of losing my backpack.
Also I will remember how when I get back from Europe, I will at last be able to change my name and avatar back from Chad Sexington to Garbledina. Freakin' truth or dare.
Then I will think about how awesome Chad Sexington is and probably just leave it.
I am tired, Halforums, for it is late and I must pack and sleep.
But I thought I would boast. So here I am. Boasting.
What up.