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So, I'm at the KFC the other day getting some comfort food for my social coordinator. And while waiting I overhead the following conversation between a father and his teenage children, eating dinner.

An overweight girl walks past them and the father goes;

"See that son, you ever want a fuck just grab a fat chick, fat chicks are easy."

Not to be outdone, he turns to his daughter and says;

"That's enough chicken for you, you'll get fat, and fat chicks are easy."

Oh the delicious double standard.

If you're looking to take advantage of a girl, go for the ones with low self-esteem! They'll think you actually care about them, the fools!

I laughed and you can't make me ashamed of it.

This is funny for all the wrong reasons, and I hate myself for laughing.

And people wonder why kids act the way they do.

THAT MAN IS EVIL AND DESERVES TO BE SHOT.

Baerdog said:

I laughed and you can't make me ashamed of it.

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Pedobearphiles have no shame.

He may have been crass, but I'm sure that man hade a heart of gold.

HCGLNS said:

So, I'm at the KFC the other day getting some comfort food for my social coordinator.

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The first time I read this sentence I read it as "comfort food for my social disorder." I was like, What the hell? Then I read it again. End of story.

I LOLed hard on that one.

Fast food philosophy.

Pass!

North_Ranger said:

Fast food philosophy.

Pass!

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North Ranger's more of a Buffet-style philosopher...

Buuuuuuurn