[Fail] Wisdom from the Dirty Bird

[HCGLNS]

So, I'm at the KFC the other day getting some comfort food for my social coordinator. And while waiting I overhead the following conversation between a father and his teenage children, eating dinner.

An overweight girl walks past them and the father goes;

"See that son, you ever want a fuck just grab a fat chick, fat chicks are easy."

Not to be outdone, he turns to his daughter and says;

"That's enough chicken for you, you'll get fat, and fat chicks are easy."

Oh the delicious double standard.

 

[Piotyr]

If you're looking to take advantage of a girl, go for the ones with low self-esteem! They'll think you actually care about them, the fools!

 

[Baerdog]

I laughed and you can't make me ashamed of it.

 

[AshburnerX]

This is funny for all the wrong reasons, and I hate myself for laughing.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

And people wonder why kids act the way they do.

 

[Dream Goddess]

THAT MAN IS EVIL AND DESERVES TO BE SHOT.

 

[Element 117]

I laughed and you can't make me ashamed of it.

Pedobearphiles have no shame.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

He may have been crass, but I'm sure that man hade a heart of gold.

 

[Sparhawk]

So, I'm at the KFC the other day getting some comfort food for my social coordinator.

The first time I read this sentence I read it as "comfort food for my social disorder." I was like, What the hell? Then I read it again. End of story.

 

[Jay]

I LOLed hard on that one.

 

[North_Ranger]

Fast food philosophy.

Pass!

 

[Officer_Charon]

Fast food philosophy.

Pass!

North Ranger's more of a Buffet-style philosopher...

 

[Baerdog]

Buuuuuuurn