Fat WoW Girl Makin' Threats on da Webzz

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Such eloquence.

I particularly like how she added the f-word at least sixteen times every sentence. Truly, that underlines how tough and threatening she is.

And those something-jitsu moves at the end! I was quaking in my boots! (might have been ninjitsu, I couldn't really tell)
 
Yeah, if it were not for the single use of a personal pronoun, I would not believe that was a female. Definitely not human though. Most likely a platypus.
 
I think you guys are being a little unfair picking on her for being fat. I hardly noticed her excessive weight. You should pick on her for something more substantial, like being ugly or having poor grammar.
 
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Soliloquy

Ah, the age-old tactic of overusing the F-Bomb. I like how some people think others will feel threatened by their limited vocabulary.
 
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Wasabi Poptart

She can get low to the ground, but can she get back up again? Good Lord! I feel skinny now.
 
New life goal: Get internet video of some random yahoo unintelligibly cursing me out, preferably with vague threats having to do with weapons culled from Clue.
 

Cajungal

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I can't believe someone would post that seriously. She just can't... do I have too much faith in people?
 
I don't know whether to answer you or just pat you on your head, give you an ice cream, and send you outside to play.
 

ElJuski

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Sad, but true. Life ain't all sunshine and unicorns humping. Sometimes, there are angry fat people that drive mini-vans and threaten bullies with jitsu
 
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