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Fight For This Present I Will Give You

Jul 12, 2010#1

ElJuski

No doubt this will fail hard, but I'm bored, and here goes:

Only one of you can win. You can do whatever you can to try and win my favor and therefore win this gift.

Gift is Undisclosed.

Jul 12, 2010#2

Dave

I'll give you 1,000,000 reputation.

Jul 12, 2010#3

ElJuski

*yawn* you'll have to do better than that, Dave. I'll just squander that reputation on calling people assholes.

Jul 12, 2010#4

David

I'll make sweet, sweet love to you.

Jul 12, 2010#5

ElJuski

0__o well, you see, the thing is, I just, uh, just ate, and you're not supposed to, uh, lay thrice, uh, after eating...

Jul 12, 2010#6

The Lovely Boehner

I'll keep quiet about what happened in Cincinatti.

Jul 12, 2010#7

Hylian

I will not give Shego a list of all your hiding spots.

Jul 12, 2010#8

Denbrought

I won't burn your tires, write all over your house, and puncture your favourite book.

Somethin' like that. Might give you a hug too.

Jul 12, 2010#9

ElJuski

Pfft, let Shego come.

Bonesy, that story is coming out in my tell-all book this November. I should have warned you first, I guess.

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Hugs, huh.

Jul 12, 2010#10

Krisken

Not really interested in entering the contest, but I will sit back and enjoy the groveling.

Jul 12, 2010#11

Dave

I will give Halforums to you in my will.

Jul 12, 2010#12

Hylian

I will off Dave so you get Halforums that much quicker :twisted:

Jul 12, 2010#13

ElJuski

Oh god the last thing I want is the massive responsibility of this thing.

Jul 12, 2010#14

Espy

I will keep Dave on life support so you never have to inherit halforums.

Jul 12, 2010#15

HCGLNS

If you do not give the gift to me; Palin/Quayle will win by a landslide in 2012.

Jul 12, 2010#16

ElJuski

Espy said:
I will keep Dave on life support so you never have to inherit halforums.

That would be pretty cool, but he would probably become some horrible creature like in Crank 2. So in the long run I am unimpressed.

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HCGLNS said:
If you do not give the gift to me; Palin/Quayle will win by a landslide in 2012.

If Palin becomes the President of the United States I will leave this country for good. Though I will miss the things that made this country great, I will be able to reflect about those memories in a novella which will win me prizes.

So there are better gifts to give.

Jul 12, 2010#17

Hylian

I will murder 5 people of your choice (excluding myself)

Jul 12, 2010#18

Krisken

Hylian said:
I will murder 5 people of your choice (excluding myself)

Damn you and your restrictions!

Jul 12, 2010#19

ElJuski

That restriction really cinched my disapproval.

Jul 12, 2010#20

David

I'll arrange for a second season of Clone High to be made.

Jul 12, 2010#21

ElJuski

David said:
I'll arrange for a second season of Clone High to be made.

/thread

Jul 12, 2010#22

Math242

ale and whores.

Jul 12, 2010#23

Dave

Gilman Chatsworth;413507][QUOTE=David said:
I'll arrange for a second season of Clone High to be made.

/thread[/QUOTE]

Doesn't he have to produce to get the prize? Come on, man!

Jul 12, 2010#24

ElJuski

Well of course it actually has to HAPPEN for me to deliver on my end of the bargain. But that's the top winner right now. I hope he gets it done before somebody else thinks of something better and plausible

Jul 12, 2010#25

General Specific

I will not care.

Jul 12, 2010#26

Wasabi Poptart

I'll bake you a delicious cake.

Jul 12, 2010#27

ElJuski

General Specific said:
I will not care.

THIS MIGHT BE A WINNNERRRRRRR

Jul 12, 2010#28

Azurephoenix

Yeah, but how do you really know if he doesn't care? What if he's lying?

Jul 12, 2010#29

ElJuski

Azurephoenix said:
Yeah, but how do you really know if he doesn't care? What if he's lying?

Interesting question!

Jul 12, 2010#30

Soliloquy

I'll say Please.

Then, I'll say Thank You.

Jul 12, 2010#31

Fun Size

I'll take my finger out of there.

Jul 12, 2010#32

Calleja

I'll send you pictures of you-know-who doing you-know-what

Jul 12, 2010#33

phil

I'll write you a letter, and possibly include a prize of my own.

Jul 12, 2010#34

AshburnerX

I'll give you the antidote.

Jul 12, 2010#35

Piotyr

I will put you on ignore and never respond to one of your posts again.

Jul 12, 2010#36

ElJuski

Calleja, Phil and Piotyr are all hella in the running.

Jul 12, 2010#37

Baerdog

I am a conscientious objector to this fight. :humph:

Jul 12, 2010#38

LordRavage

I will bitch slap any of your past, present or future ex-girlfriend/boyfriend of your choice?

Or

Write you a corny Halloween poem.

Jul 12, 2010#39

ElJuski

Awe, they don't deserve any slap. I am considering the Halloween poem though.

Still, the X-factor is missing here, gentlemen.

Jul 12, 2010#40

phil

The letter will be at least 3 pages and include a drawing.

Just sayin'

Jul 12, 2010#41

Fun Size

I will post in nothing but quotes from Achewood for a week, while keeping said posts relevant to the conversation at hand.

Jul 12, 2010#42

LittleSin

I will sing you a song.

In fact, I'll write you one to the tune of another song!

LittleSin is on the case!

Jul 12, 2010#43

Chippy

I'm me.

Jul 12, 2010#44

Chibibar

with the name change. I don't know who is who anymore. so I'll just watch the mayhem!

Jul 12, 2010#45

General Specific

I find it amusing the amounts of hoops you people are willing to jump through for the promise of some nebulous thing. It could simply be pos rep for all you know.

Jul 12, 2010#46

phil

or it might be a new car!

have you never watched a game show?!

what if it's....love?

Jul 12, 2010#47

LittleSin

Done! Now to upload it to youtube....

Edit: Pffft..don't care what the prize is. Just wanted to have some fun.

Jul 12, 2010#48

General Specific

I'm having fun watching you guys go, so carry on.

Jul 12, 2010#49

Hylian

phil said:
or it might be a new car!

have you never watched a game show?!

what if it's....love?

A car's a car, but the mystery box could be anything. It could even be a car!

Jul 12, 2010#50

ElJuski

Man, Little Sin is rocking on the effort....but mein gott, Fun Size is hitting me right in my X-Zone. And three pages and a drawing...

this is getting somewhat difficult.

Calleja is out of the running though.

Jul 12, 2010#51

phil

3 pages, drawing, and MAYBE SOMETHING EXTRA.

what could that extra thing be?

a book?

a mixed CD of jams?

maybe a coupon!

there's only one way to find out!

Jul 12, 2010#52

LittleSin

Ahem...

I should apologize to Barry Manilow.

Jul 12, 2010#53

Chippy

I'm me.

Jul 12, 2010#54

Hylian

I'm not Chippy

Jul 12, 2010#55

David

I'm Chippicus!

Jul 12, 2010#56

ElJuski

Heeheehee thumbs up to the wicked Jam, Sin d ^__^ b

I'm going to have to give multiple presents, I think. BUT TO WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Jul 12, 2010#57

Calleja

don't you mean "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM"?

Jul 12, 2010#58

Gusto

If I know you the way I think I do, the only way to win this thread is to be the one who doesn't get involved.

I'll give you a knowing smile.

Jul 12, 2010#59

Bumble the Boy Wonder

I'll do some more drawings for YOU-KNOW-WHAT

Jul 12, 2010#60

Calleja

He really should have used "whom". And he's an English major! Oh, the shame. The shame. How will he look his fellow baristas in the eye now!?

Jul 13, 2010#61

FnordBear

I'll post a photo of myself screaming while holding a grenade.

Jul 13, 2010#62

ElJuski

Not a major, I have a degree. And yes, as the direct object of the sentence, it would be to whom. To whom? Not Calleja.

Jul 13, 2010#63

Wasabi Poptart

Ok how about 40 cakes?

Jul 13, 2010#64

FnordBear

Wasabi Poptart said:
Ok how about 40 cakes?

That's as many as four tens! And that's terrible!

Jul 13, 2010#65

Roxxoredizorz

I'll be your friend.

Jul 13, 2010#66

ElJuski

Oh Bumble and Goose, I didn't realize last night that you both had things to offer as well...

:3 curioser and curioser.

Jul 13, 2010#67

LittleSin

This is going to sound petty buuuuut...

No Positive Rep for that? I mean, c'mon guys...I had to listen to 'Mandy' 10 times to get this thing right. That was torturous.

Then I had to sing it!

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

Jul 13, 2010#68

Hylian

LittleSin said:
This is going to sound petty buuuuut...

No Positive Rep for that? I mean, c'mon guys...I had to listen to 'Mandy' 10 times to get this thing right. That was torturous. Then I had to sing it!

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

Is that better

Jul 13, 2010#69

Allen, who is Quiet

I'll treat you like a whore.

Jul 13, 2010#70

LittleSin

AH! Validation!

Jul 13, 2010#71

Hylian

:eyebrows:

Jul 13, 2010#72

Cajungal

Littlesin, that ruled. I was going try and do a song, but now I'm too self conscious.

Jul 13, 2010#73

CrimsonSoul

I'll steal 120 cakes! 120, that's as many as twelve tens!

Jul 13, 2010#74

Officer_Charon

To hell with the present: What makes you so special that I should deign to spend my time amusing you?

(yes, I'm kidding...)

Jul 13, 2010#75

Philosopher B.

Fight For This Present I Will Give You

I'd rather fight ... for my right ... to PARTAY.

Jul 13, 2010#76

ThatNickGuy

Calleja said:
I'll send you pictures of you-know-who doing you-know-what

HEY! You promised! You totally promised you wouldn't!

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My offer: I'll be your best friend.

That's a threat.

Jul 13, 2010#77

ElJuski

teehee

this is fun, you know that?

Jul 14, 2010#78

rac3r_x

I shall travel to an alternate reality where Firefly was never cancelled and return with...the...seasons 2-6...wait a minute, nevermind I would not return. Carry on.

Jul 14, 2010#79

Allen, who is Quiet

Gilman Chatsworth said:
teehee

this is fun, you know that?

Bitch, how many times do I have to tell you? A good ho should be seen but not heard.

Jul 14, 2010#80

Wasabi Poptart

I'll wrestle the person of your choice - in your favorite flavor of pudding!

Jul 14, 2010#81

Azurephoenix

Wasabi Poptart said:
I'll wrestle the person of your choice - in your favorite flavor of pudding!

Dayaaam!

Jul 27, 2010#82

ElJuski

Allen said:
teehee

this is fun, you know that?

Bitch, how many times do I have to tell you? A good ho should be seen but not heard.[/QUOTE]

I think its funny that after you posted that, I went on vacation, and therefore neither seen NOR heard.

One of you have had to have won, amirite? I think so.

Jul 27, 2010#83

LittleSin

It was me.

Jul 27, 2010#84

Allen, who is Quiet

Gilman Chatsworth said:
I think its funny that after you posted that, I went on vacation, and therefore neither seen NOR heard.

One of you have had to have won, amirite? I think so.

You'll say I won if you know what's good for you, you dumb bitch