Fight For This Present I Will Give You

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ElJuski

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No doubt this will fail hard, but I'm bored, and here goes:

Only one of you can win. You can do whatever you can to try and win my favor and therefore win this gift.

Gift is Undisclosed.
 
ElJuski

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*yawn* you'll have to do better than that, Dave. I'll just squander that reputation on calling people assholes.
 
ElJuski

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0__o well, you see, the thing is, I just, uh, just ate, and you're not supposed to, uh, lay thrice, uh, after eating...
 
Denbrought

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I won't burn your tires, write all over your house, and puncture your favourite book.

Somethin' like that. Might give you a hug too.
 
ElJuski

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Pfft, let Shego come.

Bonesy, that story is coming out in my tell-all book this November. I should have warned you first, I guess.

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Hugs, huh.
 
ElJuski

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Espy said:
I will keep Dave on life support so you never have to inherit halforums.
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That would be pretty cool, but he would probably become some horrible creature like in Crank 2. So in the long run I am unimpressed.

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HCGLNS said:
If you do not give the gift to me; Palin/Quayle will win by a landslide in 2012.
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If Palin becomes the President of the United States I will leave this country for good. Though I will miss the things that made this country great, I will be able to reflect about those memories in a novella which will win me prizes.

So there are better gifts to give.
 
ElJuski

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Well of course it actually has to HAPPEN for me to deliver on my end of the bargain. But that's the top winner right now. I hope he gets it done before somebody else thinks of something better and plausible ;)
 
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