It always makes me chuckle when some horrified Yankee references Texas as if it were some kind of lawless, anarchistic dystopian nation-sized thunderdome where the point of a gun and the curl of your snarl is the only law. "Obviously you've never tried to ship guns, booze, or flammable chemicals through Texas, if you think that." Between the ATF and the DPS, we've got jackbooted fascists aplenty.