NFL football is nothing compared to college. I am obsessed with the college, OBSESSED. I'm up at 10am sharp for College Gameday and literally do not move except to use the bathroom and make food until the very end of the helmet sticker segment on College Gameday Final. As such, two years ago I had to sign a contract with local police forces not to comment directly on Michigan or Michigan State games until such time as RichRod repairs the program from the lethargic wound dealt it by the departing Lloyd Carr.
What I will comment on, though, is, hey Dave? Why the hell couldn't Iowa put away Sparty earlier? Considering Sparty sucks donkey nuts? Ugh.
Also Alabama rules. To hell with Auburn.
For rooting clarification, Michigan trumps everyone and everything including my own life. MAIZE AND BLUE. But I also kinda like Texas, Florida State, Alabama, and Steve Spurrier. I don't mind Penn State either - I went there for half a year of college and JoePa's awesome - but this week they can go to hell.
Now for the bigger list, who do I loathe: Ohio State tops the list. I hate Buckeyes and the state of Ohio and the color grey and the letter O and anything associated with that garbage pit to my south, the sphincter of America, with a fiery hot passion that exceeds the Big Bang itself. I can not state enough how much I despise Ohio State and the state of Ohio.
A close second on the hate list is Nebraska. The "Blackshirts", what a crock. Why do I hate them? Because instead of Michigan's rightful 1997 national championship being a sole championship, they have to share it with f'ng Nebraska because their damned coach retired that year and as a goodbye present the coach's poll put Nebraska at #1. Screw that.
And just below Nebraska is USC. I'd have no issue with them, except for the fact they are Southern California. LA. Hollywood. That sit-on-our-hands, fair weather, don't-care-unless-we-win, glitz-and-glamour, superficiality-driven, horrible sports fanbase doesn't deserve the excellent program they have and it sickens me to no end to see the winning there continue. I became a peripheral Texas and Vince Young fan simply because they beat USC in the Rose Bowl for a national championship. Also the fight song and defense stop jingle get damned annoying.
Those three top the list by far. But below them are Tennessee (a nothing program that tries to act like a good one by copying everything from Michigan), Auburn, the entire Sun Belt conference (for the refereeing debacle that was the 2005 Michigan/Nebraska bowl game), and of course Michigan State fans.
So really I spend as much time rooting AGAINST teams during college football Saturdays as I do rooting FOR teams. Probably even more.