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so I'm at my friends' house in houston drinking heavily because it is a holiday and I am an adult, and I just went to the bathroom and next to the bathroom is the guest bedroom.

a few months ago my ex and I were down here partying,a nd it was great, I introduced her to all my closest friends and it was fantastic. they all got along and they liked her and she liked them, and she liked me and I liked her one of the last nights we were hanging out, we were in that guest bedroom togthr, and I told her I loved her, and that was great

then just over a month later she broke up with me, and that was sad, and i'm still a little sad about it. I wanna get over her completely but it's harder than it seems I guess, she is kind of the only girl I really loved i think I think she made a mistake, but I shouldn't tell her I miss her, that isn't fair. I should be over this breakup by now but I'm not and tha'ts sad!

this thread is admittedly p stupid, but I mean I am a person too and I have feelings and hi halforums how are you doing, happy holidays.

Aw, Charlie. I'm so sorry that you were hurt. I hope that you get over her soon. In the meantime, I'm sure you have tons of wonderful friends around who will help you out. Plus, obviously, there's alcohol....

:hug:

i see.


...posted from the bar, where i am working tonight. mmmmm...beer

At least you have a terrific cock, though.

:hug:

Shannow said:

i see.


...posted from the bar, where i am working tonight. mmmmm...beer

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Are you doing that thing where you're toweling out a glass while Chuck is talking? You should call him "buddy" a few times.

and then I can come into the bar and everyone will yell out "Calleja!"

I think I'll just be the guy holding up the notes "laughter", huh? :-P

Calleja said:

and then I can come into the bar and everyone will yell out "Calleja!"

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...which will be uncomfortable because no one can agree how to pronounce it.

SUSAN!

calleja you asked on irc and left, but it was August

Aw shucks Charlie, hang in there my dogg.

...Hugs?

man she is missing out I would lick her "vagina" for like an hour

Ah well, there are plenty of vaginas in the sea.

Cajungal said:

Ah well, there are plenty of vaginas in the sea.

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So that's where they were all hiding!

"Darling it's betta down where it's wetta, take it from meeee!"

....Cajungal just either utterly RUINED or HILARIOUS-IZED Under The Sea for me... haven't decided.

I love disney songs

And the very next day, we gave it away.

*hugs Charlie nonetheless*

Interesting....


side note...we need mobile forums up asap. time for more jameson!!!

Calleja said:

....Cajungal just either utterly RUINED or HILARIOUS-IZED Under The Sea for me... haven't decided.

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I agree with the Mex.

oh my god this thread

Charlie Dont Surf said:

oh my god this thread

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Drunk posting rules, no?

welcome to the morning after.

at least I'm not hungover

That's always a good sign that you could've drunk more :-P

No I have a super Hungarian liver. I drank nearly 20 shots one evening in fairly rapid succession, and woke up, had a tall glass of water, and felt fine all day.

Errr....I know you may be used to pussy americans around you, but 20 shots isn't all that much. Back when I was drinking more often than I do now (I've really calmed down) I've finished 2 bottles of whiskey on my own on a night with no ill effects :-P

Cajungal said:

Ah well, there are plenty of vaginas in the sea.

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That explains why they smell like fi...

This certainly turned into a gem. I have a slight hangover and it has brought a smile to my face. I am sorry for your pain Charlie, but happy you don't have a hangover. You lucky duck.

Ah yes, the bragging "I CAN DRINK MORE THAN YOU GUYZZ!! NO REALLLLY!!1!"

Shannow said:

Ah yes, the bragging "I CAN DRINK MORE THAN YOU GUYZZ!! NO REALLLLY!!1!"

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I don't care about being able to drink a lot, really. I get drunk really fast/easy, which is good. And my "to excess" and vomit/hangover time is more than I ever are to drink

People die doing the 21 shot thing. I never understood that.

ONLY YOU WEAK 'MERICANS! I know this guy who knew this chick who dated this guy who's roommate drank like 47 beers in 5 minutes.

Twitch said:

People die doing the 21 shot thing. I never understood that.

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I believe it's called alcohol poisoning.

Espy;306059][quote=Twitch said:

People die doing the 21 shot thing. I never understood that.

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I believe it's called alcohol poisoning.[/QUOTE]
No, who gets alcohol poisoning from 21 shots. Though I guess if they were all done rapidly enough...

Twitch;306061][quote=Espy;306059][quote=Twitch said:

People die doing the 21 shot thing. I never understood that.

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I believe it's called alcohol poisoning.[/QUOTE]
No, who gets alcohol poisoning from 21 shots. Though I guess if they were all done rapidly enough...[/QUOTE]

That is how it works. It's not about quantity it's about speed. And it kills you.

What kind of lame power is heart, anyway?

Lying Bastard said:

What kind of lame power is heart, anyway?

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It's still needed to form the awesome might of Captain Planet!

Each shot can give between .02% to .05% BAC to the average individual depending on the proof. 2 to 4 shots makes most people legally drunk for driving (depending on jurisdiction, naturally..it's .08 around here).

Most people metabolize about .015% per hour.
So if you drink that much in two hours, that's that's about a BAC of between .39 and 1.02 for the average individual.

If you make it 21 shots in four hours, you're still at .36 or .99.

21 shots in 6 hours, you're at .33 or .96. So, if you hit a bar at 8, and hit 21 shots by closing time (2am around here), you're still at a huge BAC depending on how potent the alcohol.

Alcohol poisoning with a risk of fatality happens around .3-.4 BAC for most people.

The math isn't that hard.

Tinwhistler said:

Each shot can give between .02% to .05% BAC to the average individual depending on the proof. 2 to 4 shots makes most people legally drunk for driving (depending on jurisdiction, naturally..it's .08 around here).

Most people metabolize about .015% per hour.
So if you drink that much in two hours, that's that's about a BAC of between .39 and 1.02 for the average individual.

If you make it 21 shots in four hours, you're still at .36 or .99.

21 shots in 6 hours, you're at .33 or .96. So, if you hit a bar at 8, and hit 21 shots by closing time (2am around here), you're still at a huge BAC depending on how potent the alcohol.

Alcohol poisoning with a risk of fatality happens around .3-.4 BAC for most people.

The math isn't that hard.

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...carry the 2...

*shrug* It's not a brag; drinking fast and a lot isn't something to be proud of, it just means you're drinking too much and ought to cut back.
That said, I've had 0.35 promille once, so yeah...

As for the 47 beers in 5 minutes? The sickest, msot depraved thing I've ever seen was the election for, I don't really know what you'd call it in English, but, emperor of the newbies in all fraternities across campus, for the UCL about 4 or 5 years ago. 96 beers in 5 minutes. He could open hius throat, and just pour the beer in. Three in, puke, three in, puke, three in, puke, etc etc, for 5 minutes. It was....Strangely fascinating, and horrible at the same time. Guy wasn't eve drunk afterwards (having puked it all out every couple of seconds). Weird.

I was joking about the 47 beers. The fact that someone actually did that is beyond me.

I'm an alcohol wuss. My stomach can't take too much. Plus, I have this phobia of that weird feeling you get when you lie down to sleep when drunk. Like the world is falling away. Maybe it's the feeling of passing out. Maybe it's just me. But I've never been able to let myself go past that point, and my possibly irrational fear of it actually keeps me from drinking a lot.

That's not an irrational fear, that's bloody normal and healthy self-preservation :-P

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I was joking about the 47 beers. The fact that someone actually did that is beyond me.

I'm an alcohol wuss. My stomach can't take too much. Plus, I have this phobia of that weird feeling you get when you lie down to sleep when drunk. Like the world is falling away. Maybe it's the feeling of passing out. Maybe it's just me. But I've never been able to let myself go past that point, and my possibly irrational fear of it actually keeps me from drinking a lot.

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That feeling is the sole reason I never get shitfaced anymore. Vertigo scares the shit out of me, it's though I'll just spiral into the endless void of space. :scared: