Former President and Convicted Felon Trump Thread

[Aislynn]

I don't know how you guys exist without constant protests/riots.

Pretty sure there's a protest somewhere in the US on any given day about his asshattery.

 

[blotsfan]

Trump decided that the Hurricane Maria death toll was made up by democrats. In one week that will be the official stance of the Republican Party.

 

[ScytheRexx]

God I just want this to end.

 

[Gared]

Yep, according to Trump, only between 6 and 18 people died in hurricane Maria. The original official toll was higher than that. I guess those people were just really good crisis actors. Trump and all of his Qanon cult followers just fucking infuriate me.

 

[Bubble181]

Yep, according to Trump, only between 6 and 18 people died in hurricane Maria. The original official toll was higher than that. I guess those people were just really good crisis actors. Trump and all of his Qanon cult followers just fucking infuriate me.

Of course not. Any media saying Trump or his administration fucks up are lying and fake, and all those people whose houses might get destroyed or family members hurt/killed/displaced are just actors, dontyouknow.

...Yup, they're not even original anymore.

 

[HCGLNS]

God I just want this to end.

Just remember cheeto is spending $3,000,000,000.00 a year to keep children and infants in cages.

 

[Bubble181]

Just remember cheeto is spending $3,000,000,000.00 a year to keep children and infants in cages.

Only brown ones, though, so Not Our People, so Not Our Problem.

[not my actual opinion]

 

[Frank]

Manafort flipped and is cooperating with Mueller.

 

[blotsfan]

Trump is so fucked if we get 67 democrats in the senate.

 

[Dei]

 

[blotsfan]

Womp womp

 

[HCGLNS]

Mueller turned a tidy profit today, earning $46,000,000.00 in fines and forfeiture from Manafort.

Including, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, his trump tower condo.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Gruebeard]

Womp womp

 

[figmentPez]

“During disasters, it’s critical to avoid spreading false information. Always check with official sources before sharing,”

Advice from FEMA, which Dolt45 retweeted.

 

[HCGLNS]

Heh, now that Manaforts apartment belongs to the DOJ, they will have to have a fair, independent evaluation of it's value and not take cheetos word that it is worth millions...

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[HCGLNS]

 

[blotsfan]

Finally, what we've all been waiting for.

 

[HCGLNS]

HCGLNS was not waiting for this...

HCGLNS expected it, but never ever wanted it.

 

[Dave]

I don't give a shit. It doesn't matter and is a stupid thing to put in the news.

 

[Ravenpoe]

So for those of us not watching the same news program, would someone care to explain?

 

[GasBandit]

So for those of us not watching the same news program, would someone care to explain?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels

 

[Dave]

Spending time on this topic weakens legitimate arguments against his illegitimate presidency.

 

[blotsfan]

Dave, you're no fun.

But yeah trump is releasing documents related to the russia investigation for the sake of burning possible Mueller sources.

 

[PatrThom]

Now that I have context, all I can think about is blue shells, and I really wish my brain wouldn’t do this sort of thing to me.

—Patrick

 

[Dave]

Yup. He's releasing documents on SOME Meuller sources, but of course we don't know how complete the docs are going to be as they've pulled this "half-release" shit before. It's what gave Nunes his talking points.

But this isn't obstruction. Nope. Not at all.

 

[HCGLNS]

Yup. He's releasing documents on SOME Meuller sources, but of course we don't know how complete the docs are going to be as they've pulled this "half-release" shit before. It's what gave Nunes his talking points.

But this isn't obstruction. Nope. Not at all.

5% of the related pages.

"How to cook for forty humans."

 

[Hailey Knight]

But this isn't obstruction. Nope. Not at all.

Trump could say "check out my huge obstruction" and still get a pass.

 

[Dave]

Trump could say "check out my huge obstruction" and still get a pass.

His huge obstruction is shaped like a mushroom.

Yes, I realize the hypocrisy of that joke but it was just so easy and set up so well!

 

[Bubble181]

You know, if there wasn't someone stopping him, I could almost imagine Trump responding to this sort of slander by tweeting a dick pic at 40 million people.

 

[HCGLNS]

You know, if there wasn't someone stopping him, I could almost imagine Trump responding to this sort of slander by tweeting a dick pic at 40 million people.

On Thursday he can tweet to everyone using the FEMA test.

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[HCGLNS]

So during a hurricane Florence debriefing cheeto focused on his golf course.

 

[HCGLNS]

cheeto urged the King of Spain to build a wall across the Sahara to solve immigration issues.

 

[Sara_2814]

cheeto urged the King of Spain to build a wall across the Sahara to solve immigration issues.

And the best part:

According to the Spanish foreign minister, Trump, asked if he was aware of the size of the Sahara, replied: "It can't be bigger than our border with Mexico."