Full Beard Attempt #5409

HCGLNS · Dec 8, 2013

Just trimmed 3 inches off my beard.

Shakey · Dec 9, 2013

HCGLNS said:
Just trimmed 3 inches off my beard.

Did you save the hair so @Squidleybits can make a beard and dress up like you next halloween?

Squidleybits · Dec 9, 2013

Oh god I hope not!

Cajungal · Dec 9, 2013

...

...The fellow got a new beard trimmer for his birthday. He had to kind of get used to it, since his old one was such a piece of crap. It... it was on a closer setting than he realized. The glorious facial hair barely survived. I miss my mountain-man-looking husband.

Bubble181 · Dec 9, 2013

Cajungal said:
...

...The fellow got a new beard trimmer for his birthday. He had to kind of get used to it, since his old one was such a piece of crap. It... it was on a closer setting than he realized. The glorious facial hair barely survived. I miss my mountain-man-looking husband.

I know that feeling. Also, accidentally hitting a patch of the piece you want left with the clippers set to the length of the piece you want gone

But hey, if he's as rugged as he looks, it'll take him somewhere between 1 and 12 hours to grow it back out

Chad Sexington · Dec 9, 2013

I'm growing my beard longer than I have in about 2 years. My girlfriend likes it longer; which is fine with my, but man getting past the last two weeks has been itchy. Soooo itchy.

Ravenpoe · Dec 9, 2013

I keep a full beard out of necessity. If I shave fully in the morning, I have a five o'clock shadow by noon.

Now if only the hair on my head was so resilient...

Cajungal · Dec 9, 2013

Bubble181 said:
I know that feeling. Also, accidentally hitting a patch of the piece you want left with the clippers set to the length of the piece you want gone

But hey, if he's as rugged as he looks, it'll take him somewhere between 1 and 12 hours to grow it back out

It already looked longer when it was slightly later at night, so I'm not too worried. But I have nothing to fluff playfully. I realize there's a painfully easy joke in there, so I will take my lumps.

Ravenpoe · Dec 9, 2013

Cajungal said:
I have nothing to fluff playfully.

Cajungal said:
I will take my lumps.

Bubble181 · Dec 9, 2013

Cajungal said:
It already looked longer when it was slightly later at night, so I'm not too worried. But I have nothing to fluff playfully. I realize there's a painfully easy joke in there, so I will take my lumps.

Look, you can leave the goal open, and you can sort of nudge the ball in front of the line and invite us to walk it in. That takes all of the sense of achievement or wittiness out of it. Pfuh.

(be glad I'm not your SS - I'd be sending you a big ball of fluff now

)

Timmus · Dec 9, 2013

One month plus a week. Not bad.

Gryfter · Dec 9, 2013

Cajungal said:
It already looked longer when it was slightly later at night, so I'm not too worried. But I have nothing to fluff playfully. I realize there's a painfully easy joke in there, so I will take my lumps.

Timmus · Jan 5, 2014

Why beards are mandatory if you live in a winter climate.

Sparhawk · Jan 6, 2014

Cajungal said:
It already looked longer when it was slightly later at night, so I'm not too worried. But I have nothing to fluff playfully. I realize there's a painfully easy joke in there, so I will take my lumps.

I probably have a much different first thought about what you said there... We call our Pugs passing gas to be "fluffing." We ask them, "Did you just fluff?" So I have a really disturbing picture in my head right now...

Timmus · Jan 6, 2014

Sparhawk said:
I probably have a much different first thought about what you said there... We call our Pugs passing gas to be "fluffing." We ask them, "Did you just fluff?" So I have a really disturbing picture in my head right now...

TMI bro...

ScytheRexx · Jan 6, 2014

Phew, all you people with your little hairs. So cute.

Wait, that sounded wrong, I was trying to just make fun of your little girly beards.

No homo!