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Gardeners will never satisfy their lust for cucumbers

#1

strawman

strawman

Answer the poll.


#2

Terrik

Terrik

Add some garlic and sauce to the cucumbers and you have awesomeness.


#3

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Where's the "delicious" option? Because I like them.


#4

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

Scuse you, are you not feeding my out-sourced child cucumbers because of your bias??



#5

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

picklesareevil.jpg


Or as I refer to them: "Satan's Penis"


#6

GasBandit

GasBandit

(X) Other: Organic marital aids


#7

Terrik

Terrik

One of my favorite Chinese dishes



#8

PatrThom

PatrThom

Cucumbers have a very mild flavor, and add a delightful crunch to many salads. They do not cook well, though.
But what do I know? I think the best part of celery is the bright yellow immature middle part.

--Patrick


#9

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Step 1. - make cucumbers into pickles
Step 2. - deep fry the pickles


#10

Celt Z

Celt Z

Love cucumbers, hate pickles.




....cucumbers make better marital aids. :whistling:


#11

GasBandit

GasBandit



#12

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

wink.gif


#13

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy



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Nailed it!


#14

Frank

Frank

Step 1: Like cucumbers
Step 2: Also like pickles
Step 3: Profit


#15

fade

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I love cucumbers. They taste like summer.


#16

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Cucumbers in vinegar with just a sprinkle of salt and some oil. YUM!

I also like pickles.


#17

Bowielee

Bowielee

Cucumbers are freakin delicious. I love 'em.

They taste really... I don't know... fresh and clean.


#18

PatrThom

PatrThom

Bowielee said:
They taste really... I don't know... fresh and clean.
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But it's really the smell that's most interesting:
Alan R. Hirsch, MD, neurological director of the Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago, conducted a study that looked at how different smells stimulated sexual arousal. He found that [...the] smell of cheese pizza, for instance, increased blood flow to the penis by 5 percent, buttered popcorn by 9 percent, and lavender and pumpkin pie each by 40 percent. For women, lavender and pumpkin pie also had a stimulating effect; however, the smell of [anise/fennel/licorice] combined with the scent of cucumber created the greatest increase in blood flow to the vagina.
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"lust for cucumbers," indeed.

--Patrick


#19

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wot did I fockin say, eh?


#20

Bowielee

Bowielee

PatrThom said:
But it's really the smell that's most interesting:

"lust for cucumbers," indeed.

--Patrick
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First thing that popped into my head when reading your post.



#21

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

anise cucumbers

ooooh-kay


#22

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sex and Candy, Fennel and Cucumbers, same diff.


#23

PatrThom

PatrThom

WasabiPoptart said:
anise cucumbers

ooooh-kay
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You laugh, but it was a surprisingly short time after this study came out that you started to see cucumber-scented deodorants and bodywashes appear on the market.[DOUBLEPOST=1409263416,1409263319][/DOUBLEPOST]
GasBandit said:
Sex and Candy, Fennel and Cucumbers, same diff.
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--Patrick


#24

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

I'm laughing because anise cucumbers sounds too much like anus cucumbers and I'm stuck with a 10 year old's sense of humor.


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