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I mean, not 'Dave old', but I am getting old. I'm sitting at a cafe looking at three kids who look like they couldn't be more than 12 drinking beer. Then it hit me, 'they aren't 12, I'm almost 30.' It's weird how you keep getting older, but they stay the same age.

Maybe it's time to change your avatar to something a little more appropriate there, Necmeister:



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Also, getting old sucks. Especially if you feel like you've been wasting your life like I have. Then again, I guess an ongoing and fierce struggle with depression is a sound excuse.

It's nice, though, that no one, and I mean NO ONE that knows me can believe I'm 32.

Halfway during my senior year of high school, one of the girls in my honors English class got knocked up. She ended up having a girl. This last year of substitute teaching, I found out that little girl was a freshman in high school! Ugh! I'm old enough to have a kid in high school!

Cheesy1 said:

Halfway during my senior year of high school, one of the girls in my honors English class got knocked up. She ended up having a girl. This last year of substitute teaching, I found out that little girl was a freshman in high school! Ugh! I'm old enough to have a kid in high school!

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:'( Oh.... oh damn.

Cheesy1 said:

Halfway during my senior year of high school, one of the girls in my honors English class got knocked up. She ended up having a girl. This last year of substitute teaching, I found out that little girl was a freshman in high school! Ugh! I'm old enough to have a kid in high school!

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Well, look at the bright side.

She wasn't YOUR kid.

Pretty bad when the bright side is "You may be old, but you didn't have sex in high school."

What Hun said.

You know what makes me sad:



You do! Wah. Pffft pikers gimme a call when ya hit yer 40s, oh wait nevermind I'll probably be dead by then...freakin' kids, can tell em nothin' cuz they already KNOW everything!!...*mumble**grumble*:rant::waah:

Cheesy1 said:

What Hun said.

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So, wait...you used protection or you were a stud in High School?

Um, yes? :biggrin:

The first one, Mr. Nick.

I also would have accepted "both" as an answer.

Damn it, can't even make a joke :: grumblegrumble::

Yes, or you used protection. Like all responsible high school students.

I'm currently reading a comic book that has 75 cents as the cost on it's cover!

Krisken said:

Damn it, can't even make a joke :: grumblegrumble::

Yes, or you used protection. Like all responsible high school students.

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S'all good, bro! I gave you a kitty 'cause you don't have a kiddy!

I like it Thanks Nick!

You people suck.

Dave said:

You people suck.

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Hush now and take your medicine!

Dave said:

You people suck.

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Are you still grouchy because you didn't get invited to the invention of fire party?

You know you're getting old when you look at your favorite team's roster and see that most of the players are younger than you now.

You know you're getting old when you realize those cute guys your husband works with were still in diapers when you graduated from high school.

Necronic said:

It's weird how you keep getting older, but they stay the same age.

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I was talking with a girl at work today and I said that I got married in 1993. Her response? "I was in junior high."

Dave said:

I was talking with a girl at work today and I said that I got married in 1993. Her response? "I was in junior high."

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I WAS IN THE 1ST GRADE!

High school. God my yearbook photo looks shit.

Moving from England to California. 6th grade. *cocks eyebrow*

Officer_Charon said:

Moving from England to California. 6th grade. *cocks eyebrow*

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Jesus.

Pretty soon I'll have earned the crone moniker....

.Amy.;424570][QUOTE=Officer_Charon said:

Moving from England to California. 6th grade. *cocks eyebrow*

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Jesus.

Pretty soon I'll have earned the crone moniker....[/QUOTE]

Bah... fine women are like fine wine. I doubt we'll be seeing YOU in a box, n'est-ce pas?

I was ten, and taking my 2nd year in English.

Also, I feel old when I meet my niece and nephew. It's a terrifying emotion, realizing that the little kiddies that came to meet you at the door yelling "Unca Mikko! Unca Mikko!" and then grabbing my legs so I had to walk around with a little kid per pants leg are now 14 and 16. Two more years and the sweet li'l niece will be 18. She's gonna be all grown-up and no time for Unca Mikko no more. *sniffles*

Also, it was slightly weird realizing my girlfriend is only three years older than my niece. Made me feel a little perverted, that one...

I was 22 years old, working late swing shift (either 6pm - 2am or 8pm - 4am) in Atlantic City, and partying it up.

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My husband, on the other hand, was a sophomore or junior in high school.

Two weeks ago I was out working with my "trainer." He inquired about how I had accomplished the job at hand and he said it was good, exactly the way he would have done it. I replied by telling him that that's good, because that's exactly the way it should be done. I then had to remind him that I've been doing the work that he's supposed to be "training" me in since before he was in junior high.

Dave said:

I was talking with a girl at work today and I said that I got married in 1993. Her response? "I was in junior high."

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10 years old, moved to the city. Huge upheaval in my life. Parents got divorced.

MEMORRRIEEEEEES.

I was 8 years old.

I love the "how old were you when Dave was doing things" game.

phil;424564][QUOTE=Dave said:

I was talking with a girl at work today and I said that I got married in 1993. Her response? "I was in junior high."

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I WAS IN THE 1ST GRADE!

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I WAS HAVING MY 1ST BIRTHDAY!

Dave said:

I was talking with a girl at work today and I said that I got married in 1993. Her response? "I was in junior high."

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I was in Warkworth Correctional Institution that year.

HCGLNS;424629][QUOTE=Dave said:

I was talking with a girl at work today and I said that I got married in 1993. Her response? "I was in junior high."

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I was in Warkworth Correctional Institution that year.[/QUOTE]

Being conceived?

1993? I was eleven years old and in the sixth grade.

Sophmore in high school in '93.

I had just moved from Germany to Belgium, finding out my local school sucked and I didn't have anything to do for years. Those years made me lazy and incapable of actually working for school. Damn 92-93! I was 8 years at the time...Ahh...

My mother and I around 1993.

(maybe this was summer 1994? I'm not sure.)

93 you say? I was doing basic at Fort Knox Kentucky. While you kids were still suckling on your moms teat...I was getting my ass kicked by my drill instructor.

Sergent Block. He was my second mother. I wonder if he is still alive?

LordRavage said:

you kids were still suckling on your moms teat [...] Sergent Block. He was my second mother.

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Sooo, you were suckling Sergeant Block's teat?

Cajungal said:

I love the "how old were you when Dave was doing things" game.

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I know I'm not the only one who laughed hard at this .

Bubble181;424740][QUOTE=LordRavage said:

you kids were still suckling on your moms teat [...] Sergent Block. He was my second mother.

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Sooo, you were suckling Sergeant Block's teat? [/QUOTE]

HAHAHAH! I noticed that after I wrote it.

And to answer your question...You do what you have to do to survive..

Dave said:

I was talking with a girl at work today and I said that I got married in 1993. Her response? "I was in junior high."

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Crap man, I had been married for 5 years when you got married. Thanks. D:

I was 5 in '93. I don't think I was getting up to much!

drifter;424536][QUOTE=Necronic said:

It's weird how you keep getting older, but they stay the same age.

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I know the guy that Matt was playing in that movie... I also sorta knew Matt back in HS too...

You don't know old until you...uh...what was I going to say?

CincyGuy said:

You don't know old until you...uh...what was I going to say?

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They say as you get older the 3rd thing you lose is your memory...

Anyone know what the first 2 are?

Everyone born in the year 2000 will be turning 10 this year.

I can do math.

sixpackshaker;425646][QUOTE=CincyGuy said:

You don't know old until you...uh...what was I going to say?

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They say as you get older the 3rd thing you lose is your memory...

Anyone know what the first 2 are?[/QUOTE]

Baby teeth and virginity.

hmm..'93
I had been married, then divorced, had a 4 year old kid, and was just getting out of the navy.

I guess I'm old too

Wow...I had been married, separated, and had a 1 and 2 year old......and I turned 21. God that birthday sucked.