God damnit....I'm getting old

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Necronic

Necronic

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I mean, not 'Dave old', but I am getting old. I'm sitting at a cafe looking at three kids who look like they couldn't be more than 12 drinking beer. Then it hit me, 'they aren't 12, I'm almost 30.' It's weird how you keep getting older, but they stay the same age.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Maybe it's time to change your avatar to something a little more appropriate there, Necmeister:



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Also, getting old sucks. Especially if you feel like you've been wasting your life like I have. Then again, I guess an ongoing and fierce struggle with depression is a sound excuse.

It's nice, though, that no one, and I mean NO ONE that knows me can believe I'm 32.
 
Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Halfway during my senior year of high school, one of the girls in my honors English class got knocked up. She ended up having a girl. This last year of substitute teaching, I found out that little girl was a freshman in high school! Ugh! I'm old enough to have a kid in high school! :(
 
Krisken

Krisken

Cheesy1 said:
Halfway during my senior year of high school, one of the girls in my honors English class got knocked up. She ended up having a girl. This last year of substitute teaching, I found out that little girl was a freshman in high school! Ugh! I'm old enough to have a kid in high school! :(
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:'( Oh.... oh damn.
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Cheesy1 said:
Halfway during my senior year of high school, one of the girls in my honors English class got knocked up. She ended up having a girl. This last year of substitute teaching, I found out that little girl was a freshman in high school! Ugh! I'm old enough to have a kid in high school! :(
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Well, look at the bright side.

She wasn't YOUR kid.
 
rac3r_x

rac3r_x

You know what makes me sad:



You do! Wah. Pffft pikers gimme a call when ya hit yer 40s, oh wait nevermind I'll probably be dead by then...freakin' kids, can tell em nothin' cuz they already KNOW everything!!...*mumble**grumble*:rant::waah:
 
Krisken

Krisken

Damn it, can't even make a joke :: grumblegrumble::

Yes, or you used protection. Like all responsible high school students.
 
IronBrig4

IronBrig4

You know you're getting old when you look at your favorite team's roster and see that most of the players are younger than you now.
 
W

Wasabi Poptart

You know you're getting old when you realize those cute guys your husband works with were still in diapers when you graduated from high school.
 
Dave

Dave

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I was talking with a girl at work today and I said that I got married in 1993. Her response? "I was in junior high."
 
North_Ranger

North_Ranger

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I was ten, and taking my 2nd year in English.

Also, I feel old when I meet my niece and nephew. It's a terrifying emotion, realizing that the little kiddies that came to meet you at the door yelling "Unca Mikko! Unca Mikko!" and then grabbing my legs so I had to walk around with a little kid per pants leg are now 14 and 16. Two more years and the sweet li'l niece will be 18. She's gonna be all grown-up and no time for Unca Mikko no more. *sniffles*

Also, it was slightly weird realizing my girlfriend is only three years older than my niece. Made me feel a little perverted, that one...
 
W

Wasabi Poptart

I was 22 years old, working late swing shift (either 6pm - 2am or 8pm - 4am) in Atlantic City, and partying it up.

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My husband, on the other hand, was a sophomore or junior in high school.
 
Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

Two weeks ago I was out working with my "trainer." He inquired about how I had accomplished the job at hand and he said it was good, exactly the way he would have done it. I replied by telling him that that's good, because that's exactly the way it should be done. I then had to remind him that I've been doing the work that he's supposed to be "training" me in since before he was in junior high.
 
Frank

Frank

Dave said:
I was talking with a girl at work today and I said that I got married in 1993. Her response? "I was in junior high."
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10 years old, moved to the city. Huge upheaval in my life. Parents got divorced.

MEMORRRIEEEEEES.
 
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