Grainy yogurt

[Cajungal]

So my brother just opened up a container of plain yogurt. He showed it to me, and it has an unusual, grainy texture. I took a bite, and it doesn't taste bad;it just feels different. I think it's fine, but I was wondering if this has happened to anyone else.

 

[Calleja]

.....whaaaaat?!

Dude, that doesn't sound healthy!!! Induce vomit!! Stop, drop and roll!!

 

[Shegokigo]

It's de-legged spider cores.

 

[Cajungal]

So, protein?

 

[Gusto]

Halva?

 

[Calleja]

no, but seriously, that's like.. not normal, and gross and you should get the nearest available priest to exorcise you or something.

 

[ThatGrinningIdiot!]

Uh, are you describing tapioca?

 

[Cajungal]

No.

 

[Calleja]

...the power of curdled dairy compels you?

 

[Cajungal]

:laugh: Well, he's still standing.

 

[figmentPez]

So my brother just opened up a container of plain yogurt. He showed it to me, and it has an unusual, grainy texture. I took a bite, and it doesn't taste bad;it just feels different. I think it's fine, but I was wondering if this has happened to anyone else.

Is it a different brand than usual? There are a variety of types of yogurt, and some do have a grainier texture than others do.

 

[Cheesy1]

:laugh: Well, he's still standing.

Only he hasn't moved in half an hour, and he keeps calling himself "Captain Rocketpop."

 

[Calleja]

Yeah.. I fear for your brother's stomach contents... I think there's a distinct possibility they will be expelled. Fast. From either end.. or both. Yeesh.

 

[Cajungal]

Nah it's the usual brand. In fact, for a while I got the generic supermarket brand, and that was actually creamier than this name brand. Weird. O well, it doesn't seem to have killed him.... yet. I'm used to a little bit of graininess, but this is more than I've seen, at least in a while. There wasn't as much of that liquid that's on top of plain yogurt when we opened this one. Maybe that's why.

 

[drawn_inward]

It's fine as long as it doesn't get in your mouth. Otherwise, you're a goner.

It's actually okay. Some yogurts turn out like that, especially homemade yogurts.


Sources:
Homemade yogurt maker for a few years. Food science nerd.

 

[Calleja]

....liquid on top of yogurt?

By Darwin, what the hell kind of yogurt are you people eating up there?!

 

[Cajungal]

Come on, I KNOW that's normal... that little bit of liquid that rises to the top?

 

[Calleja]

No.. no, no, no, no. I love me some yogurt but I have NEVER had any sort of liquid on top of it as I crack it open. I'd throw at the nearest wall and call my nearest available priest. What, you think I was being funny about that? Yogurt is serious business, ceej!

 

[filmfanatic]

Come on, I KNOW that's normal... that little bit of liquid that rises to the top?

I know what you're talking about. I've seen a lot of yogurts that have that liquid which rises to the top.

 

[Calleja]

I thought the FDA had standards!!!

*checks his nearest available priest is still on speed dial*

 

[Philosopher B.]

Come on, I KNOW that's normal... that little bit of liquid that rises to the top?

I know what you're talking about. I've seen a lot of yogurts that have that liquid which rises to the top.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's like ... really really common. I always just drain that shit.

 

[Cajungal]

:laugh: Fernando, you goober. You've really never seen that? It looks just like water.

 

[filmfanatic]

Come on, I KNOW that's normal... that little bit of liquid that rises to the top?

I know what you're talking about. I've seen a lot of yogurts that have that liquid which rises to the top.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's like ... really really common. I always just drain that shit.[/QUOTE]
Eh, I just eat it in the first spoonful. No real problems from that stuff.

 

[Gusto]

You just stir that shit up.

 

[Cheesy1]

Hey Calleja, guess what else? American yogurt doesn't have jalapenos or other types of hot peppers in it! We put . . . wait for it . . . FRUIT IN OURS!! *GASP*
:jaw:

 

[drawn_inward]

You just stir that shit up.

No!! That destroys the texture of the yogurt. You heathen!

 

[Cajungal]

And we eat it during the time when you have siesta.

 

[Gusto]

You just stir that shit up.

No!! That destroys the texture of the yogurt. You heathen![/QUOTE]

I guess I just don't give a shit about yogurt.

hwell:

 

[figmentPez]

No!! That destroys the texture of the yogurt. You heathen!

What? No, stirring? How else are you supposed to eat fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt?

 

[Cajungal]

Easy. You thaw out frozen fruit, mix it in with plain yogurt, and then throw out your fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt.

 

[Calleja]

You people are DEAD to me!!

*on phone* Hello, Padre Anselmo? Yes, father... we have a problem. The yogurt kind.

http://www.dramabutton.com

 

[Null]

Yeah, I just stir the whey (that's what that water is, basically) into the yogurt.

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

I have some kefir that's grainy. It didn't kill me when I drank it. It just feels weird on the tongue.

 

[drawn_inward]

Proper yogurt will collapse if stirred too much. Mass-produced yogurts can be stirred as much as you want.

 

[Dave]

I hate yogurt.