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Mar 20, 2010 #1
ElJuski
I am...from History! On your post, you must:
1. Ask a yes / no question
2. Take a guess at who I am
For every wrong guess, I take a drink from my whiskey-coke. For the correct guess, I drain the rest.
OKAY
GET SET
GUESS
Mar 20, 2010 #2
Allen, who is Quiet
Mar 20, 2010 #3
ElJuski
Yup. But I am not Napoleon. *sip*
Mar 20, 2010 #4
North_Ranger
Are/Were you American by birth (in case of the Thirteen Colonies before the Revolution, if you were born there, you were American)?
Teddy Roosevelt.
Mar 20, 2010 #5
ElJuski
Oooh I should note that history entails everything up to yesterday.
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Yes, I am American by birth. ALSO YOU DIDNT MAKE A GUESS! I drink two for that.
Mar 20, 2010 #6
North_Ranger
Are you a politician?
Elvis Presley.
Mar 20, 2010 #7
ElJuski
Mar 20, 2010 #8
WolfOfOdin
Are you an entertainer?
Snoop dogg
Mar 20, 2010 #9
Allen, who is Quiet
Were you born before 1900?
Michael Jackson
Mar 20, 2010 #10
North_Ranger
Hmmm... Male, American, not a politician.
Are you dead?
Billy the Kid.
Mar 20, 2010 #11
The Lovely Boehner
Are you in the Pixies?
the lead guy in the pixies I'm too lazy to wiki
Mar 20, 2010 #12
ElJuski
I am an entertainer, but not
Snoop Dogg or Micheal Jackson or Billy the Kid
3x drink combo!
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I am not in the Pixies, you boner.
*sip*
Mar 20, 2010 #13
WolfOfOdin
Are you white?
Christopher Walken
Mar 20, 2010 #14
ElJuski
Mar 20, 2010 #15
Gusto
Are you fictional?
Ramses Luther Smuckles.
Mar 20, 2010 #16
North_Ranger
You dead, fool?
Dave Chapelle.
Mar 20, 2010 #17
WolfOfOdin
How old are you?
Stevie wonder
Mar 20, 2010 #18
ElJuski
No, I exist. *SIP*
No, I'm quite alive *SIP*
My age is not a yes or no answer >: ( But no, I am not Stevie Wonder
round total: 3x
Mar 20, 2010 #19
Allen, who is Quiet
Is he bald?
Oscar the Grouch
Mar 20, 2010 #20
WolfOfOdin
Mar 20, 2010 #21
ElJuski
I am not fat, nor am I bald.
DUB DRINKS
c'mon guys I almost have to refill
Mar 20, 2010 #22
phil
Are you sexy?
The asian kid from the goonies.
Mar 20, 2010 #23
North_Ranger
You black?
The black guy from Late Night with Conan O'Brien .
Mar 20, 2010 #24
WolfOfOdin
Are you hip and with it?
Jackie Chan
Mar 20, 2010 #25
Allen, who is Quiet
Do you shag like a minx?
Lionel Richie
Mar 20, 2010 #26
ElJuski
I mean, I guess people can find me sexy. So sure. But totes not the asian dude from The Goonies .
And yes, I am a black man. But I am not the black dude from Conan.
Two more swigs from m-m-m-m-y coooke
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I am hip. I understand the cool (hint?).
I have no idea how I shag. So I'll just drink, you goof.
Mar 20, 2010 #27
Allen, who is Quiet
Mar 20, 2010 #28
North_Ranger
Are you a pretentious git?
P. Diddy.
Mar 20, 2010 #29
ElJuski
Not a guitarist, and I've always seen myself as a pretty level-headed, socially-minded kind of guy.
TWO DRINKS PLZ
Mar 20, 2010 #30
phil
Sexy black historical figures is the most disappointing Google images search ever.
Mar 20, 2010 #31
ElJuski
Sexy black historical figures is the most disappointing Google images search ever.
hehe
Mar 20, 2010 #32
phil
also, were you alive in the year of our lord 2009?
MLK
Mar 20, 2010 #33
North_Ranger
Are you an actor?
Gah... Barack Obama.
Mar 20, 2010 #34
Allen, who is Quiet
Can he hear me if I tell him what is cooler than being cool?
Jesus
Mar 20, 2010 #35
ElJuski
Totally alive, but I'm not an actor.
Refills coming up soon...
Mar 20, 2010 #36
phil
sometimes, I just throw a guess out there and take comfort in knowing that at least juski is getting his drink on.
Mar 20, 2010 #37
Andromache
not that I care, breast lover, but if I had to snoop I'd say you should be Chris Rock.
You aren't, but you motherfucking should be.
Mar 20, 2010 #38
ElJuski
He could hear you, and he'd probably understand it's from Outkast. I'm sure Outkast is on his list of influences.
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Haha, I told you, I am also an ass man! I do both! Really!
And yes, I am not Chris Rock, but I really should be
Mar 20, 2010 #39
phil
Would you, could you, with a fox? Would you, could you, in a box?
Kid Cudi?
Mar 20, 2010 #40
Gusto
Are you: playing us all for chumps?
*snip*
Mar 20, 2010 #41
The Lovely Boehner
Mar 20, 2010 #42
ElJuski
I don't think he would, even if he could, with a fox.
Also, Darius might have a black name, but he's hella white. Though both men enjoy their fair share of food and liquor.
Mar 20, 2010 #43
Allen, who is Quiet
Is Outkast on the list of Jesus's influences?
Hank Pumpkins
Mar 20, 2010 #44
ElJuski
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
SHIT AND I JUST MADE THIS
Mar 20, 2010 #45
Gusto
Also, Darius might have a black name, but he's hella white.
The hell you say.
Mar 20, 2010 #46
Calleja
Mar 20, 2010 #47
ElJuski
While I finish dis drink right here.
Game back on soooon
Mar 20, 2010 #48
phil
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
SHIT AND I JUST MADE THIS[/QUOTE]
It looks like you just got....
:toocool:
Boned lovely? Lovingly boned? Boned in a manner that had much love behind it?
amidoingitright?
Mar 20, 2010 #49
The Lovely Boehner
I'm going to buy a bottle of wine. maybe join this thread.
Mar 20, 2010 #50
ElJuski
All right let's
do
this
GAME ON
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Dogg, you might have to take over soon, the lady friend is almost in town.
Mar 20, 2010 #51
Calleja
Are you human?
Jessica Rabbit
Mar 20, 2010 #52
phil
Are you still Lupe Fiasco?
John Wilkes Booth
Mar 20, 2010 #53
ElJuski
Mar 20, 2010 #54
Calleja
You know who else is almost in town too?
SANTA CLAUS!
Mar 20, 2010 #55
Allen, who is Quiet
Are you a dude?
Lady Gaga
Mar 20, 2010 #56
ElJuski
Nope, I am not Lupe Fiasco.
Mar 20, 2010 #57
Calleja
Are you someone from the forum?
Calleja
Mar 20, 2010 #58
ElJuski
I am a dude, and I am not Santa Claus.
Also, Allen, I am listening to "Poker Face" right now and so glad I didn't go that route.
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I am not from the forum. I almost decided to be you, too, haha. I'm happy I made better decisions.
Mar 20, 2010 #59
Allen, who is Quiet
Did you have the best video of all time?
Taylor Swift
Mar 20, 2010 #60
ElJuski
I don't even know what music videos are.
Mar 20, 2010 #61
Calleja
I know every one wants to be me at some point or another. :sigh:
Mar 20, 2010 #62
Allen, who is Quiet
Do you know about horseless carriages?
Faust
Mar 20, 2010 #63
ElJuski
I do know about horseless carriages! I am not, Faust though. I failed my english classes.
Mar 20, 2010 #64
Allen, who is Quiet
Do you have super powers?
Einstein
Mar 20, 2010 #65
Gusto
Are you a snappy dresser?
Samuel Clemens.
Mar 20, 2010 #66
ElJuski
Nope.
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I did have this awesome hat, Goose. So, I'll say yes.
Mar 20, 2010 #67
Allen, who is Quiet
Do you make love like an eagle falling out of the sky?
Clapton
Mar 20, 2010 #68
Gusto
Are those... longer sideburns?
Abraham Lincoln.
Mar 20, 2010 #69
ElJuski
Noooo! And I gotta run.
For the record
it was
HOLDEN CAULFIELD YOU PHONIES!
UNTIL NEXT TIME SUPERFRIENDS
Mar 20, 2010 #70
Allen, who is Quiet
Mutton Chops?
Rockefeller
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Yeah, he did fail English.
Mar 20, 2010 #71
ElJuski
and he had an awesome hat!
Mar 20, 2010 #72
Calleja
Mar 21, 2010 #73
Baerdog
Mar 21, 2010 #74
Calleja
Mar 21, 2010 #75
The Lovely Boehner
I am finishing a bottle of wine and I did not make out with a girl that was alone with me in the apartment for a couple hours. That's okay though.
I am thinking of a person.
Mar 21, 2010 #76
Null
Mar 21, 2010 #77
The Lovely Boehner
Mar 21, 2010 #78
Null
less african american[/QUOTE]
Bryant Gumbel?
Mar 21, 2010 #79
Denbrought
less african american[/QUOTE]
Vanilla Ice
Mar 21, 2010 #80
Calleja
Mar 21, 2010 #81
The Lovely Boehner
less african american[/QUOTE]
Bryant Gumbel?[/QUOTE]
SNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK
more surly
less african american[/QUOTE]
Vanilla Ice[/QUOTE]
less dancing
more ass-kicking ability
Mar 21, 2010 #82
Calleja
WHAT!? HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MIYAGI KICK ASS!?
Bruce Lee
Mar 21, 2010 #83
The Lovely Boehner
WHAT!? HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MIYAGI KICK ASS!?
Bruce Lee
okay, now LESS ass-kicking ability.
Mar 21, 2010 #84
Calleja
Mar 21, 2010 #85
Null
Mar 21, 2010 #86
phil
The fat kid from The Goonies
also, does he live?
Mar 21, 2010 #87
The Lovely Boehner
equal ass-kicking, as a layman
less of a real human
The fat kid from The Goonies
also, does he live?
he is equally real, and equally survives
Mar 21, 2010 #88
phil
If you had to compare him to a Goonie, which one would be most resemble, in terms of ideals?
I bet it's the ghost of Charlie Chaplin. His ghost is very much alive.
Mar 21, 2010 #89
Allen, who is Quiet
Mar 21, 2010 #90
ElJuski
SO MANY LOOSE ENDS AT THIS POINT
Mar 21, 2010 #91
The Lovely Boehner
I was Indiana Jones. I'm sober.
Mar 21, 2010 #92
Calleja
you tihnk Indy can kick as much ass as Jackie Chan? Dude, Indy needs at the very least his whip, sometimes even his gun...
Mar 21, 2010 #93
Officer_Charon
Ah, but Indy has the same survivability as Jackie, which enables him to take advantage of various things during the course of the fight.
Although, seriously, Jackie Chan wins over all. He is the only man who could fight Chuck Norris to a draw. *runs and hides for unleashing the Norris-meme*
Mar 21, 2010 #94
Null
I'm thinking of a person.
Mar 21, 2010 #95
phil
Is it a man?
Nikola Tesla
Mar 21, 2010 #96
Null
It is a man, it is not Nikola Tesla.
He was English.
Mar 21, 2010 #97
Calleja
Is he an alien, a legal alien, he's an englishman in new york?
Sting.
Mar 21, 2010 #98
Null
Not sting, and not in New York.
Mar 21, 2010 #99
Calleja
Is he awesome and gay?
Stephen Fry.
Mar 22, 2010 #100
Null
Awesome, yes. Gay, I don't think so. Not Stephen Fry - a considerably smaller man.
Mar 22, 2010 #101
Calleja
(gonna let some others guess, but I had an AWESOME guess, seriously, so awesome)
Mar 23, 2010 #102
ElJuski
English or British?
James Bond
Mar 23, 2010 #103
Null
Not James Bond - this is an actual person instead of a character.
But you are on the right track.
Mar 23, 2010 #104
sixpackshaker
Is he a hairy beast?
Sean Connery?
Mar 23, 2010 #105
Null
No and No. This man spent much of his career in Shanghai.
Mar 23, 2010 #106
sixpackshaker
Mar 23, 2010 #107
Null
No, he's been dead for decades.
He was part of the SOE and OSS.
Mar 23, 2010 #108
sixpackshaker
Is he famous for knives and shooting?
Mar 23, 2010 #109
Null
Very good, shaker. Yes, yes he is. He also developed his own hand-to-hand fighting system.
Mar 23, 2010 #110
sixpackshaker
Mar 23, 2010 #111
Null
Sykes was never involved with the OSS, he was only with the SOE, I believe. And while he developed the shooting method they espoused in 'Shooting To Live', it was Fairbairn who developed 'Defendu' and the commando fighting in 'Get Tough'.
Yes, it's Major William E. Fairbairn.