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Guess Who I Am, Dogg

#1

ElJuski

ElJuski

I am...from History! On your post, you must:

1. Ask a yes / no question
2. Take a guess at who I am

For every wrong guess, I take a drink from my whiskey-coke. For the correct guess, I drain the rest.

OKAY

GET SET

GUESS


#2

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Are you male?

Napoleon


#3

ElJuski

ElJuski

Yup. But I am not Napoleon. *sip*


#4

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Are/Were you American by birth (in case of the Thirteen Colonies before the Revolution, if you were born there, you were American)?

Teddy Roosevelt.


#5

ElJuski

ElJuski

Oooh I should note that history entails everything up to yesterday.

---------- Post added at 01:52 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:51 AM ----------

Yes, I am American by birth. ALSO YOU DIDNT MAKE A GUESS! I drink two for that.


#6

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Are you a politician?

Elvis Presley.


#7

ElJuski

ElJuski

Nope, and nope! *sip*


#8



WolfOfOdin

Are you an entertainer?

Snoop dogg


#9

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Were you born before 1900?

Michael Jackson


#10

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hmmm... Male, American, not a politician.

Are you dead?

Billy the Kid.


#11

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Are you in the Pixies?

the lead guy in the pixies I'm too lazy to wiki


#12

ElJuski

ElJuski

I am an entertainer, but not

Snoop Dogg or Micheal Jackson or Billy the Kid

3x drink combo!

---------- Post added at 01:59 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:58 AM ----------

I am not in the Pixies, you boner.

*sip*


#13



WolfOfOdin

Are you white?

Christopher Walken


#14

ElJuski

ElJuski

Nope, and nope


s-s-s-ip


#15

Gusto

Gusto

Are you fictional?

Ramses Luther Smuckles.


#16

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

You dead, fool?

Dave Chapelle.


#17



WolfOfOdin

How old are you?

Stevie wonder


#18

ElJuski

ElJuski

No, I exist. *SIP*

No, I'm quite alive *SIP*

My age is not a yes or no answer >: ( But no, I am not Stevie Wonder

round total: 3x


#19

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Is he bald?

Oscar the Grouch


#20



WolfOfOdin

Are you fat?

Kanye


#21

ElJuski

ElJuski

I am not fat, nor am I bald.

DUB DRINKS

c'mon guys I almost have to refill


#22

phil

phil

Are you sexy?


The asian kid from the goonies.


#23

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

You black?

The black guy from Late Night with Conan O'Brien.


#24



WolfOfOdin

Are you hip and with it?

Jackie Chan


#25

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Do you shag like a minx?

Lionel Richie


#26

ElJuski

ElJuski

I mean, I guess people can find me sexy. So sure. But totes not the asian dude from The Goonies.

And yes, I am a black man. But I am not the black dude from Conan.

Two more swigs from m-m-m-m-y coooke

---------- Post added at 02:09 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:08 AM ----------

I am hip. I understand the cool (hint?).

I have no idea how I shag. So I'll just drink, you goof.


#27

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Guitarist?

James Brown


#28

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Are you a pretentious git?

P. Diddy.


#29

ElJuski

ElJuski

Not a guitarist, and I've always seen myself as a pretty level-headed, socially-minded kind of guy.


TWO DRINKS PLZ


#30

phil

phil

Sexy black historical figures is the most disappointing Google images search ever.


#31

ElJuski

ElJuski

phil said:
Sexy black historical figures is the most disappointing Google images search ever.
Click to expand...


hehe


#32

phil

phil

also, were you alive in the year of our lord 2009?


MLK


#33

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Are you an actor?

Gah... Barack Obama.


#34

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Can he hear me if I tell him what is cooler than being cool?

Jesus


#35

ElJuski

ElJuski

Totally alive, but I'm not an actor.

Refills coming up soon...


#36

phil

phil

sometimes, I just throw a guess out there and take comfort in knowing that at least juski is getting his drink on.


#37



Andromache

not that I care, breast lover, but if I had to snoop I'd say you should be Chris Rock.

You aren't, but you motherfucking should be.


#38

ElJuski

ElJuski

He could hear you, and he'd probably understand it's from Outkast. I'm sure Outkast is on his list of influences.

---------- Post added at 02:17 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:16 AM ----------

Haha, I told you, I am also an ass man! I do both! Really!

And yes, I am not Chris Rock, but I really should be :(


#39

phil

phil

Would you, could you, with a fox? Would you, could you, in a box?


Kid Cudi?


#40

Gusto

Gusto

Are you: playing us all for chumps?

*snip*


#41

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

You are Lupe Fiasco.


#42

ElJuski

ElJuski

I don't think he would, even if he could, with a fox.

Also, Darius might have a black name, but he's hella white. Though both men enjoy their fair share of food and liquor.


#43

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Is Outkast on the list of Jesus's influences?

Hank Pumpkins


#44

ElJuski

ElJuski

The Lovely Boner said:
You are Lupe Fiasco.
Click to expand...
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

SHIT AND I JUST MADE THIS


#45

Gusto

Gusto

ElJuski said:
Also, Darius might have a black name, but he's hella white.
Click to expand...
The hell you say.


#46

Calleja

Calleja

Again, again!


#47

ElJuski

ElJuski



While I finish dis drink right here.

Game back on soooon


#48

phil

phil

ElJuski;357780][QUOTE=The Lovely Boner said:
You are Lupe Fiasco.
Click to expand...
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

SHIT AND I JUST MADE THIS[/QUOTE]

It looks like you just got....
:toocool:

Boned lovely? Lovingly boned? Boned in a manner that had much love behind it?

amidoingitright?


#49

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I'm going to buy a bottle of wine. maybe join this thread.


#50

ElJuski

ElJuski

All right let's

do

this

GAME ON

---------- Post added at 02:28 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:27 AM ----------

Dogg, you might have to take over soon, the lady friend is almost in town.


#51

Calleja

Calleja

Are you human?

Jessica Rabbit


#52

phil

phil

Are you still Lupe Fiasco?

John Wilkes Booth


#53

ElJuski

ElJuski

Yes, I am human.


#54

Calleja

Calleja

You know who else is almost in town too?

SANTA CLAUS!


#55

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Are you a dude?

Lady Gaga


#56

ElJuski

ElJuski

Nope, I am not Lupe Fiasco.


#57

Calleja

Calleja

Are you someone from the forum?

Calleja


#58

ElJuski

ElJuski

I am a dude, and I am not Santa Claus.

Also, Allen, I am listening to "Poker Face" right now and so glad I didn't go that route.

---------- Post added at 02:30 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:29 AM ----------

I am not from the forum. I almost decided to be you, too, haha. I'm happy I made better decisions.


#59

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Did you have the best video of all time?

Taylor Swift


#60

ElJuski

ElJuski

I don't even know what music videos are.


#61

Calleja

Calleja

I know every one wants to be me at some point or another. :sigh:


#62

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Do you know about horseless carriages?

Faust


#63

ElJuski

ElJuski

I do know about horseless carriages! I am not, Faust though. I failed my english classes.


#64

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Do you have super powers?

Einstein


#65

Gusto

Gusto

Are you a snappy dresser?

Samuel Clemens.


#66

ElJuski

ElJuski

Nope.

---------- Post added at 02:36 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:36 AM ----------

I did have this awesome hat, Goose. So, I'll say yes.


#67

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Do you make love like an eagle falling out of the sky?

Clapton


#68

Gusto

Gusto

Are those... longer sideburns?

Abraham Lincoln.


#69

ElJuski

ElJuski

Noooo! And I gotta run.

For the record


it was


HOLDEN CAULFIELD YOU PHONIES!


UNTIL NEXT TIME SUPERFRIENDS


#70

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

Mutton Chops?

Rockefeller

---------- Post added at 07:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:38 PM ----------

Yeah, he did fail English.


#71

ElJuski

ElJuski

and he had an awesome hat!


#72

Calleja

Calleja

Like mine?


#73

Baerdog

Baerdog

More like Ravenpoe's.


#74

Calleja

Calleja

:angry:


#75

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I am finishing a bottle of wine and I did not make out with a girl that was alone with me in the apartment for a couple hours. That's okay though.

I am thinking of a person.


#76

Null

Null

George Clinton


#77

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Lying Bastard said:
George Clinton
Click to expand...
less african american


#78

Null

Null

The Lovely Boner;357916][QUOTE=Lying Bastard said:
George Clinton
Click to expand...
less african american[/QUOTE]

Bryant Gumbel?


#79

Denbrought

Denbrought

The Lovely Boner;357916][QUOTE=Lying Bastard said:
George Clinton
Click to expand...
less african american[/QUOTE]

Vanilla Ice


#80

Calleja

Calleja

Pat Morita


#81

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Lying Bastard;357918][QUOTE=The Lovely Boner;357916][QUOTE=Lying Bastard said:
George Clinton
Click to expand...
less african american[/QUOTE]

Bryant Gumbel?[/QUOTE]

SNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK

more surly
Denbrought;357919][QUOTE=The Lovely Boner;357916][QUOTE=Lying Bastard said:
George Clinton
Click to expand...
less african american[/QUOTE]

Vanilla Ice[/QUOTE]

less dancing

Calleja said:
Pat Morita
Click to expand...
more ass-kicking ability


#82

Calleja

Calleja

WHAT!? HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MIYAGI KICK ASS!?

Bruce Lee


#83

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Calleja said:
WHAT!? HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MIYAGI KICK ASS!?

Bruce Lee
Click to expand...
okay, now LESS ass-kicking ability.


#84

Calleja

Calleja

Jackie Chan


#85

Null

Null

Mark Wahlberg


#86

phil

phil

The fat kid from The Goonies

also, does he live?


#87

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

Calleja said:
Jackie Chan
Click to expand...
equal ass-kicking, as a layman

Lying Bastard said:
Mark Wahlberg
Click to expand...
less of a real human


phil said:
The fat kid from The Goonies

also, does he live?
Click to expand...
he is equally real, and equally survives


#88

phil

phil

If you had to compare him to a Goonie, which one would be most resemble, in terms of ideals?

I bet it's the ghost of Charlie Chaplin. His ghost is very much alive.


#89

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

MacGyver


#90

ElJuski

ElJuski

SO MANY LOOSE ENDS AT THIS POINT


#91

Charlie Don't Surf

The Lovely Boehner

I was Indiana Jones. I'm sober.


#92

Calleja

Calleja

you tihnk Indy can kick as much ass as Jackie Chan? Dude, Indy needs at the very least his whip, sometimes even his gun...


#93

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Ah, but Indy has the same survivability as Jackie, which enables him to take advantage of various things during the course of the fight.

Although, seriously, Jackie Chan wins over all. He is the only man who could fight Chuck Norris to a draw. *runs and hides for unleashing the Norris-meme*


#94

Null

Null

I'm thinking of a person.


#95

phil

phil

Is it a man?

Nikola Tesla


#96

Null

Null

It is a man, it is not Nikola Tesla.

He was English.


#97

Calleja

Calleja

Is he an alien, a legal alien, he's an englishman in new york?

Sting.


#98

Null

Null

Not sting, and not in New York.


#99

Calleja

Calleja

Is he awesome and gay?

Stephen Fry.


#100

Null

Null

Awesome, yes. Gay, I don't think so. Not Stephen Fry - a considerably smaller man.


#101

Calleja

Calleja

(gonna let some others guess, but I had an AWESOME guess, seriously, so awesome)


#102

ElJuski

ElJuski

English or British?

James Bond


#103

Null

Null

Not James Bond - this is an actual person instead of a character.

But you are on the right track.


#104

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Is he a hairy beast?

Sean Connery?


#105

Null

Null

No and No. This man spent much of his career in Shanghai.


#106

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Is he alive?


#107

Null

Null

No, he's been dead for decades.

He was part of the SOE and OSS.


#108

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Is he famous for knives and shooting?


#109

Null

Null

Very good, shaker. Yes, yes he is. He also developed his own hand-to-hand fighting system.


#110

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Fairbairn?

or

Sykes?


#111

Null

Null

Sykes was never involved with the OSS, he was only with the SOE, I believe. And while he developed the shooting method they espoused in 'Shooting To Live', it was Fairbairn who developed 'Defendu' and the commando fighting in 'Get Tough'.

Yes, it's Major William E. Fairbairn.


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