Guess Who I Am, Dogg

[ElJuski]

and he had an awesome hat!

 

[Calleja]

Like mine?

 

[Baerdog]

More like Ravenpoe's.

 

[Calleja]

:angry:

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I am finishing a bottle of wine and I did not make out with a girl that was alone with me in the apartment for a couple hours. That's okay though.

I am thinking of a person.

 

[Null]

George Clinton

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

George Clinton

less african american

 

[Null]

George Clinton

less african american[/QUOTE]

Bryant Gumbel?

 

[Denbrought]

George Clinton

less african american[/QUOTE]

Vanilla Ice

 

[Calleja]

Pat Morita

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

George Clinton

less african american[/QUOTE]

Bryant Gumbel?[/QUOTE]

SNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK

more surly

George Clinton

less african american[/QUOTE]

Vanilla Ice[/QUOTE]

less dancing

Pat Morita

more ass-kicking ability

 

[Calleja]

WHAT!? HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MIYAGI KICK ASS!?

Bruce Lee

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

WHAT!? HAVE YOU SEEN MR. MIYAGI KICK ASS!?

Bruce Lee

okay, now LESS ass-kicking ability.

 

[Calleja]

Jackie Chan

 

[Null]

Mark Wahlberg

 

[phil]

The fat kid from The Goonies

also, does he live?

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Jackie Chan

equal ass-kicking, as a layman

Mark Wahlberg

less of a real human

The fat kid from The Goonies

also, does he live?

he is equally real, and equally survives

 

[phil]

If you had to compare him to a Goonie, which one would be most resemble, in terms of ideals?

I bet it's the ghost of Charlie Chaplin. His ghost is very much alive.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

MacGyver

 

[ElJuski]

SO MANY LOOSE ENDS AT THIS POINT

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I was Indiana Jones. I'm sober.

 

[Calleja]

you tihnk Indy can kick as much ass as Jackie Chan? Dude, Indy needs at the very least his whip, sometimes even his gun...

 

[Officer_Charon]

Ah, but Indy has the same survivability as Jackie, which enables him to take advantage of various things during the course of the fight.

Although, seriously, Jackie Chan wins over all. He is the only man who could fight Chuck Norris to a draw. *runs and hides for unleashing the Norris-meme*

 

[Null]

I'm thinking of a person.

 

[phil]

Is it a man?

Nikola Tesla

 

[Null]

It is a man, it is not Nikola Tesla.

He was English.

 

[Calleja]

Is he an alien, a legal alien, he's an englishman in new york?

Sting.

 

[Null]

Not sting, and not in New York.

 

[Calleja]

Is he awesome and gay?

Stephen Fry.

 

[Null]

Awesome, yes. Gay, I don't think so. Not Stephen Fry - a considerably smaller man.

 

[Calleja]

(gonna let some others guess, but I had an AWESOME guess, seriously, so awesome)

 

[ElJuski]

English or British?

James Bond

 

[Null]

Not James Bond - this is an actual person instead of a character.

But you are on the right track.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Is he a hairy beast?

Sean Connery?

 

[Null]

No and No. This man spent much of his career in Shanghai.