Guess who's back, back again...

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@Li3n

@Li3n

... why the GODDAMN BATMAN, that's who:

http://dcu.blog.dccomics.com/2009/12/09/dcu-in-2010-the-return-of-bruce-wayne-hits-in-april/

http://www.usatoday.com/life/comics/2009-12-09-morrison-bruce-wayne-st_N.htm?loc=interstitialskip

The World’s Greatest Detective is facing his toughest mystery.
Lost in the timestream, believed to be dead by his friends and enemies alike, Bruce Wayne must use every bit of intelligence, every ounce of strength and training he’s acquired over the years to find his way back to the city, and adopted family of vigilantes, he’d left behind.
Blasted by the mysterious and powerful Omega Effect in the pages of FINAL CRISIS during a deadly battle with the malevolent New God Darkseid, Bruce Wayne must battle back through the waves of time to reclaim what was his – his city, his life…his cowl?
From the kinetic and awe-inspiring imagination of writer Grant Morrison and an all-star cast of artists, including Chris Sprouse, who’ll handle art chores on the first issue, BATMAN: THE RETURN OF BRUCE WAYNE #1 (of 6) hits in April and will prove to be Bruce Wayne’s defining moment as a hero, and his toughest challenge yet.
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@Li3n

@Li3n

Well the Omega Effect always worked like that, so it was even more planned from the get go then Cap's.
 
SpecialKO

SpecialKO

@Li3n said:
Well the Omega Effect always worked like that, so it was even more planned from the get go then Cap's.
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More blatantly anyway.

You'd think by now folks in comics-universes would be more genre-aware.

That's kind of what I like about Blackest Night. While it's just a cool comic, it's also a poke at everyone's tendency to die and come back.
 
@Li3n

@Li3n

Well anyone who knew Darkside was already well aware that Bruce isn't even dead (and FC had that bat painted on a cave wall even).
 
@Li3n

@Li3n

Superman is obviously back to hypnotizing everyone around him into being too stupid to even tell his disguise is glasses... the only explanation for that.
 
SpecialKO

SpecialKO

It would be fucking hilarious if it was revealed that thanks to his super-hypnosis, everyone in the DC-verse has been walking around in a semi-conscious daze for the last twenty years....

If Grant Morrison does that, I'll forgive for FC immediately.
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Green_Lantern;315973][quote=sixpackshaker said:
How can Bruce shave in the Stone Age, but not shave in the Age of Sail?
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huh... the close up looks like he has a little beard/five o'clock shadow.[/QUOTE]

So that would mean that he lost his clothes and fashioned his Capt. Caveman! outfit in a matter of 12 hours. Or that he shaved with in 12 hours. Meaning that he flint napped a razor and dry shaved to keep his Bruce Wayne playboy image going.

Then in the Age of Sail drawing he started dreadlocking his beard before anyone started to do dreadlocks, which are generally on ones head and not face.
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Meh, I'd have been more impressed had it happened to Tony Stark. He would have buily an Powered Armor Suit out of Pre-Historic materials.... in a cave.... in the dark.... under guard of T-Rexes with guns. Oh and he wouldn't have given two shits about shaving.
 
Shannow

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Again, I think I am looking forward to this. I love Morrison's stories, and I think that this one will actually be a pretty interesting one to read. And Kubert is not the only one to draw the books, he just did these sketches.
 
@Li3n

@Li3n

Shegokigo said:
Meh, I'd have been more impressed had it happened to Tony Stark. He would have buily an Powered Armor Suit out of Pre-Historic materials.... in a cave.... in the dark.... under guard of T-Rexes with guns. Oh and he wouldn't have given two shits about shaving.
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And that's why Batman pwns his arse.
 
figmentPez

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sixpackshaker said:
Meaning that he flint napped a razor and dry shaved to keep his Bruce Wayne playboy image going.
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Why dry shave? All the ingredients necessary for a nice wet shave would be available. I'm sure Batman could kill a boar and make a nice boar's-hair brush. Plus the world's greatest detective surely knows how to make soap. A little fire for hot water, work up a lather, and suddenly you're feeling a lot more civilized.
 
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