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Guy goes on 4chan telling how he killed a woman.

Nov 5, 2014#1

Dave

So a guy goes on 4chan and tells how hard it is to actually kill someone, posting pictures of the dead naked woman online. Now, I'm used to seeing terrible headlines and just inane green text, so I popped into the thread not expecting to see that. Turns out it was 100% real.

The guy killed the woman then left her body there to be found by her kid. He's currently on the run, having chickened out on his master plan of suicide by cop.

The newspaper story is here: http://www.portorchardindependent.com/news/281529201.html

Word to the wise, don't try and post the link to the Reddit thread or the 4chan thread (which I understand may have been removed). I'll remove them and give a temp ban for doing it. I doubt anyone will, but just in case.

Sometimes I just have to shake my head at the (in)human race.

Nov 5, 2014#2

PatrThom

Something else for 4chan to get blamed for in the media, as if 4chan caused the whole thing.

--Patrick

Nov 5, 2014#3

Dave

4chan is removing the posts now that they know it's real. Reddit's thread is still there.

Nov 5, 2014#4

GasBandit

Seems to me, didn't something like this happen before, but on facebook?

Not to detract from the heinousness.

Nov 5, 2014#5

Gared

Great... Port Orchard, nice and local-ish. Hopefully this wasn't the same guy that offed the woman in Spanaway - which is really local - for her kids to find.

Nov 5, 2014#6

Null

That's really fucked up.

Nov 5, 2014#7

Gruebeard

Dave said:
4chan is removing the posts now that they know it's real. Reddit's thread is still there.

Now that they know it's real, huh?

I'll never see the day, but I hope eventually the Internet will be a socially decent place where fake murder isn't expected or accepted.

On a related note, my birthday is coming up. I didn't thinking 38 would be the age I turned into a curmudgeon

Nov 5, 2014#8

Ravenpoe

Gruebeard said:
Now that they know it's real, huh?

I'll never see the day, but I hope eventually the Internet will be a socially decent place where fake murder isn't expected or accepted.

On a related note, my birthday is coming up. I didn't thinking 38 would be the age I turned into a curmudgeon

Fake murder is the basis of like 90% of video games.

Nov 5, 2014#9

Gruebeard

91% if you use certain players in Madden NFL games.

Nov 5, 2014#10

PatrThom

So there was a high-speed chase? And he's caught now?
Good.

--Patrick

Nov 5, 2014#11

Gruebeard

That is good.

But given my previous post, I thought you were making an OJ Simpson reference...until I realized you wrote high speed chase

Nov 6, 2014#12

DarkAudit

A fake murder is how we all ended up here, isn't it?

Nov 6, 2014#13

Null

DarkAudit said:
A fake murder is how we all ended up here, isn't it?

Yeah, that story Sheki told on the Image forum, right?

Nov 6, 2014#14

DarkAudit

Null said:
Yeah, that story Sheki told on the Image forum, right?

I thought it was the "I might have killed someone" story Crone posted as one of who-cares-how-many alts on the halfpixel boards. IIRC that was one of the reasons Straub gave to why we could all get lost.

Nov 6, 2014#15

Null

DarkAudit said:
I thought it was the "I might have killed someone" story Crone posted as one of who-cares-how-many alts on the halfpixel boards. IIRC that was one of the reasons Straub gave to why we could all get lost.

I'm pretty sure that was Shekigogo, not Crone.

Nov 6, 2014#16

bhamv3

I remember it was Shego, yeah.

Nov 6, 2014#17

DarkAudit

The main thing I remember about it is it wasn't well received, especially by Kris. Which was one reason why they didn't shed any tears when they told us all to GTFO.

Nov 6, 2014#18

GasBandit

Yeah, I never saw the actual thread but I do remember it was shego who was said to have posted it.

Nov 6, 2014#19

Terrik

Null said:
I'm pretty sure that was Shekigogo, not Crone.

bhamv3 said:
I remember it was Shego, yeah.

GasBandit said:
Yeah, I never saw the actual thread but I do remember it was shego who was said to have posted it.

Alright, we've said her name three times. Now all we have to do is wait, and she'll appear.

Nov 6, 2014#20

DarkAudit

Nov 6, 2014#21

sixpackshaker

Did you say it into a dark mirror?

Nov 6, 2014#22

SpecialKO

I'm fairly sure that in her case, it needs to be a turned-off matte-black monitor screen.

Nov 6, 2014#23

figmentPez

Someday I'll post a parody thread, "I think I just killed a meme".

Nov 6, 2014#24

SpecialKO

Dude, you should have just gone and done it!

Nov 6, 2014#25

figmentPez

SpecialKO said:
Dude, you should have just gone and done it!

I've got to go out and kill a meme first! Geeze, do you think I'm just going to post a great big lie? No, I'm going to up my lameness until I'm so not with it than I can single handedly slay a meme. My participation will cause all others to go "Shit, Pez is doing it now? I guess that means it's not cool anymore." Grandmas on Facebook will give up on the meme when they see me copying it!

Nov 6, 2014#26

Emrys

Mama, I just killed a meme!
It was funny when first read,
It's overused and now it's dead.
Mama, it's life was just begun,
But now it's gone; I've thrown it all away! :notes:

Nov 6, 2014#27

Gruebeard

Terrik said:
Alright, we've said her name three times. Now all we have to do is wait, and she'll appear.

Luckily, we only said her shortened name twice, and the one poster who wrote her name out in full spelled it quite wrong. So we should be safe.

Unless she comes to avenge that insult.

Nov 6, 2014#28

Null

I don't call Shegokigo by her proper name, I almost always refer to her as Sheki or Shekigogo, because that's funnier to me. I've been calling her that since the image forums.

Nov 6, 2014#29

Null

stienman said:
Haven't you noticed?

Halforums is a dark mirror.

Halforums: Through a Monitor Darkly.

Nov 6, 2014#30

drifter

Null said:
I don't call Shegokigo by her proper name, I almost always refer to her as Sheki or Shekigogo, because that's funnier to me. I've been calling her that since the image forums.

I still mentally refer to her as Sheegy Weegy. Actually, I think you might be the one responsible for that.

Nov 6, 2014#31

Null

drifter said:
I still mentally refer to her as Sheegy Weegy. Actually, I think you might be the one responsible for that.

I think that's so, yeah. The whole Sheki-Go-Go thing also came about around the time of Scott introducing Schecky, Skull's unscrupulous cousin, to the comic, and me seeing Kill Bill for the first time, with one-scene wonder Go-Go Yubari. Since Sheki came of as a mostly annoying but possibly psychotically violent woman, Shegokigo flowed rather nicely into Shekigogo.

Nov 9, 2014#32

Hailey Knight

Null said:
I think that's so, yeah. The whole Sheki-Go-Go thing also came about around the time of Scott introducing Schecky, Skull's unscrupulous cousin, to the comic, and me seeing Kill Bill for the first time, with one-scene wonder Go-Go Yubari. Since Sheki came of as a mostly annoying but possibly psychotically violent woman, Shegokigo flowed rather nicely into Shekigogo.

Whaddaya mean, annoying? Shego's hilarious.

Nov 9, 2014#33

GasBandit

Zero Esc said:
Whaddaya mean, annoying? Shego's hilarious.

I have to admit it took me a while to come around on Shego as well. For a while I kinda found her tiresome, but the more she posted - and responded to my posts... she grew on me.

Nov 9, 2014#34

Bowielee

I'm a Shegokigo fanboy.

Nov 9, 2014#35

Null

Zero Esc said:
Whaddaya mean, annoying? Shego's hilarious.

Yeah, eventually. At first, not so much.

Nov 9, 2014#36

GasBandit

Null said:
Yeah, eventually. At first, not so much.

I remember that she and Serarelm first started posting in number coinciding with one of Crone's many returns. It got a bit echo-chambery in here for a month or so, and I remember griping, "Jeez, who ordered the "Jaded Lesbian Combo Pak?""

Nov 9, 2014#37

Cajungal

GasBandit said:
"Jeez, who ordered the "Jaded Lesbian Combo Pak?""

Nov 9, 2014#38

Hailey Knight

Cajungal said:

Aww, CG, you think of everything.

Maybe it's just me; I wasn't having a problem.

Nov 9, 2014#39

Null

SeraRelm was nice, once she felt more comfortable here. I hope she's doing well.

I hope that of everyone who stopped posting here, really. Even ones I didn't get along with.

Nov 9, 2014#40

Ravenpoe

I always suspected that Crone and Sera were the same person.

Nov 9, 2014#41

GasBandit

Ravenpoe said:
I always suspected that Crone and Sera were the same person.

Well, they were. In that they were both JCM alts.

Nov 9, 2014#42

PatrThom

Ravenpoe said:
I always suspected that Crone and Sera were the same person.

They're among the ones I wonder what's up with, especially since we're still posting in threads they created.

--Patrick

Nov 9, 2014#43

Terrik

So you guys remember Jay? Eh? Eeeeh?

Nov 9, 2014#44

Hailey Knight

Terrik said:
So you guys remember Jay? Eh? Eeeeh?

He's a dad now.

Nov 9, 2014#45

Terrik

He hasn't posted in a month

In forum terms, that's practically forever.

Nov 9, 2014#46

Bowielee

He's still mad that he has to pay full price for steam games now.

Nov 9, 2014#47

GasBandit

Bowielee said:
He's still mad that he has to pay full price for steam games now.

More specifically, he's mad we don't share his outrage over canada's having to pay full price for steam games. He said that made him "re-evaluate" his time here, and that was his last post.

On other old-poster news though... I noticed the other day on the "new registrations" list that makare has apparently remade a login, though she hasn't posted anything. So if you're out there, Hi @makare !

Nov 9, 2014#48

Null

Ravenpoe said:
I always suspected that Crone and Sera were the same person.

I know I heard people suggest that a few times, which is odd because I always thought Amy and Sera were quite different in terms of personality.

Nov 9, 2014#49

Hailey Knight

Oh boy.[DOUBLEPOST=1415575382,1415575343][/DOUBLEPOST]

Null said:
I know I heard people suggest that a few times, which is odd because I always thought Amy and Sera were quite different in terms of personality.

They were. Amy and Crone were the same person. Sera was much more laid back.

Nov 9, 2014#50

Null

Zero Esc said:
Oh boy.[DOUBLEPOST=1415575382,1415575343][/DOUBLEPOST]

They were. Amy and Crone were the same person. Sera was much more laid back.

I fucking know that. That's why I was using Amy's name when referring to Crone.

Nov 9, 2014#51

GasBandit

But if you guys ask me, that Biannoshofofuauggahashaofooofoo person is really Element 117.

Nov 9, 2014#52

Hailey Knight

Null said:
I fucking know that. That's why I was using Amy's name when referring to Crone.

Nov 9, 2014#53

Null

Zero Esc said:

Nov 9, 2014#54

ThatNickGuy

GasBandit said:
More specifically, he's mad we don't share his outrage over canada's having to pay full price for steam games. He said that made him "re-evaluate" his time here, and that was his last post.!

He was honestly getting more and more antagonistic, I found. Maybe some time away from the forums will do him some good.

Me, I was ticked about the Steam thing at first, too, but I'm over it now.

Nov 9, 2014#55

PatrThom

As a recently new father myself, I'm sure he's putting the time away from the forums to good use. He's either discovering that 1yr-olds are a lot more maintenance than 0yr-olds and drowning in the familial stress that entails, or else he's working really hard to build and birth a built-in babysitter for later. Either way, he's probably too busy to legitimately spend much time here.

--Patrick

Nov 10, 2014#56

CrimsonSoul

GasBandit said:
I have to admit it took me a while to come around on Shego as well. For a while I kinda found her tiresome, but the more she posted - and responded to my posts... she grew on me.

Like a fungus?

Jan 14, 2015#57

Amy

Ravenpoe said:
I always suspected that Crone and Sera were the same person.

This just makes me so sad, person I confuse with that other guy who vaguely looks human.

Jan 14, 2015#58

GasBandit

Cant Remember My PW said:
This just makes me so sad, person I confuse with that other guy who vaguely looks human.

You want me to help you recover your account?

Jan 14, 2015#59

Amy

The Gasbandit a mod?

nah, I'm cool with not being associated with Crone anymore. Especially since threads like this one. Plus I only ever visit anymore just to make sure everyone's still healthy. I still feel bad that my last words to NR weren't "hey, even though i'm an annoying asshole, you always were awesome."

Jan 14, 2015#60

GasBandit

Cant Remember My PW said:
The Gasbandit a mod?

Crazy, yeah, I know. I'm trying to help out on technical challenges mostly, I don't really corral the inmates so to speak.

nah, I'm cool with not being associated with Crone anymore. Especially since threads like this one. Plus I only ever visit anymore just to make sure everyone's still healthy. I still feel bad that my last words to NR weren't "hey, even though i'm an annoying asshole, you always were awesome."

Alrighty then.

Jan 14, 2015#61

Amy

Cool. How is everyone, anyway?

Jan 14, 2015#62

GasBandit

Cant Remember My PW said:
Cool. How is everyone, anyway?

TLDR, everything was awful in 2014 for the most part.

Jan 14, 2015#63

Null

Still breathing for some reason.

Jan 14, 2015#64

Dave

Everything is going to be better in 2015. As Darwin is my witness!

How's things on your little home front?

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