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Hackers can seriously mess up your Jeep Cherokee

#1

GasBandit

GasBandit

What a time to be alive.

http://dailyoftheday.com/caution-of-the-day-jeep-cherokee-hacked/

FTA:

He was driving a Jeep Cherokee when the vents began blasting cold air and the radio station changed channels and began blasting at full volume. He was unable to turn the radio off, change the channel or turn it down. Then the windshield wipers turned on, with wiper fluid blurring the glass. As an added touch, the two hackers projected an image of themselves on the Cherokee’s digital display.

But all of that pales compared to what they did next. They cut the transmission, causing the jeep to lose speed as the RPMs climbed – this while the Wired writer was on the highway, with traffic stacking up behind him and an 18-wheeler closing in. He managed to roll the jeep down an exit ramp and finally got the transmission back in gear, moving to an empty lot for the rest of an experiment. That’s when they cut the brakes. Pumping the brake pedal was futile, and the Jeep rolled into a ditch. Other attacks that are possible include taking control of the vehicle’s steering (so far only while it’s in reverse, but they’re working on that), and completely killing the engine. And they did all of this from the comfort of their couch at home, miles away from the vehicle.


#2

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Computerized cars ... how couldn't they see this coming?

There's no such thing as hack-proof, which means that no matter how good of security this test could potentially garner, it will never be perfect, and you're left with the possibility of someone else taking over your vehicle.


#3

Amy

Amy

Welp, I'm off to the dealership. Yaaay! :(


#4

GasBandit

GasBandit

Welp, I'm off to the dealership. Yaaay! :(
amys@jeep~$
amys@jeep~$
amys@jeep~$
amys@jeep~$ hackjeep
bash: hackjeep: command not found
amys@jeep~$ sudo hackjeep
bash: now driving Amy's Jeep to Texas
amys@jeep~$


#5

PatrThom

PatrThom

It's stuff like this that makes me roll my eyes at the supposed "need" for companies to engineer mandatory backdoor access to their systems "because terrorism."

"Because terrorism," indeed.
bash: now driving Amy's Jeep to Texas
amys@jeep~$
Yes, @figmentPez could use a hand.

--Patrick


#6

Amy

Amy

You know that Jeeps can't refuel themselves yet, right?


#7

GasBandit

GasBandit

Yes, @figmentPez could use a hand.

--Patrick
That's not something you should be doing "the thing" about, man.


#8

PatrThom

PatrThom

That's not something you should be doing "the thing" about, man.
I stand by my assertion.

--Patrick


#9

fade

fade

I don't understand why the uconnect system is connect to drive components at all, though.


#10

PatrThom

PatrThom

I don't understand why the uconnect system is connect to drive components at all, though.
"Eventual enhancement."

--Patrick


#11

GasBandit

GasBandit

I stand by my assertion.

--Patrick
Then I am severely disappointed in you.


#12

fade

fade

It is straight up Linux though. I updated my wife's Fiat.


#13

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

You know that Jeeps can't refuel themselves yet, right?
If Maximum Overdrive has taught me anything, it's that they can force the issue if you don't.


#14

Amy

Amy

It is straight up Linux though. I updated my wife's Fiat.
On whose authority?[DOUBLEPOST=1437538815,1437538782][/DOUBLEPOST]
If Maximum Overdrive has taught me anything, it's that they can force the issue if you don't.
THANKS A LOT NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN


#15

GasBandit

GasBandit

On whose authority?
Root, probably.


#16

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

THANKS A LOT NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN
Greengoblintruck.jpg


This god damn thing used to give me nightmares as a kid.


#17

Amy

Amy

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This god damn thing used to give me nightmares as a kid.
IT STILL GIVES ME NIGHTMARES SO THANKS!


#18

PatrThom

PatrThom

Then I am severely disappointed in you.
Pez needs help, Amy seems full of useful info, I don't see how this is a bad thing.

--Patrick


#19

Frank

Frank

Not surprised to learn it's UConnect. Dealing with it trying to use the fucking Bluetooth in my buddy's car has shown me I never want any vehicle that has UConnect in it ever, for any reason. Now I feel doubly justified.


#20

Bubble181

Bubble181

Pez needs help, Amy seems full of useful info, I don't see how this is a bad thing.

--Patrick
I can honestly say, I don't see modern-day Amy showing up at Pez' doorstep for some talking and support as a bad thing. Amy from a few years ago, admittedly, might not've been as good a choice :p


#21

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Why the fuck would someone engineer the entertainment system to be handled by the same system that governs the safety of the car?

The important shit should only get its updates from a hands on device.


#22

Eriol

Eriol

It's just poor system design. Even if you subscribe to the idea that they should all be connected, that they aren't isolated from each other is just idiotic. There's a NUMBER of ways of doing such (SELinux if nothing else), but nobody bothered.


#23

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

That's great. In the future, we'll have to update our car OSs and deal with bad patches on top of the mechanical issues.

My inner paranoid self is saying that all of this new tech is a ploy to allow Big Brother to mass control our vehicles to shut down any insurrections.


#24

Bubble181

Bubble181

That's great. In the future, we'll have to update our car OSs and deal with bad patches on top of the mechanical issues.

My inner paranoid self is saying that all of this new tech is a ploy to allow Big Brother to mass control our vehicles to shut down any insurrections.
To enforce speed limits, track vehicles after offenses and the like, mostly. And to tax based on road usage, obviously. Want to implement that in Belgium already....


#25

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

To enforce speed limits, track vehicles after offenses and the like, mostly. And to tax based on road usage, obviously. Want to implement that in Belgium already....
That's great. My inner-voice is more sane than I thought. We're all in trouble.


#26

fade

fade

That's great. In the future, we'll have to update our car OSs and deal with bad patches on top of the mechanical issues.

My inner paranoid self is saying that all of this new tech is a ploy to allow Big Brother to mass control our vehicles to shut down any insurrections.
Uconnect already does this. You can log into the uconnect site and download the latest patches onto a usb stick, plug it into the car's USB and update.


#27

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Wait... uconnect?

...

GODDAMMIT UBISOFT!


#28

Amy

Amy

Wait... uconnect?

...

GODDAMMIT UBISOFT!
[DOUBLEPOST=1437599401,1437599305][/DOUBLEPOST]
amys@jeep~$
amys@jeep~$
amys@jeep~$
amys@jeep~$ hackjeep
bash: hackjeep: command not found
amys@jeep~$ sudo hackjeep
bash: now driving Amy's Jeep to Texas
amys@jeep~$


#29

GasBandit

GasBandit



#30

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

TRUtv is such a poorly named network...


#31

Bones

Bones

Awww shit she is going all tiaga on us! Quick someone get a mean looking nice guy for her to fall in love with!


#32

jwhouk

jwhouk

Awww shit she is going all tiaga on us! Quick someone get a mean looking nice guy for her to fall in love with!
@GasBandit, you're up.

Pretend she has red hair.


#33

GasBandit

GasBandit



#34

bhamv3

bhamv3

Tangled-frying-pan.gif


#35

Bones

Bones



#36

Bubble181

Bubble181

Well, I wouldn't mind being a fly on that wa....


Err, maybe not a fly. Is an owl edible by chameleons?


#37

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Probably not, but they are edible by kittens. (Owls and chameleons )


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