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#1

GasBandit

GasBandit

This is the place, folks - this is where I will post the updates to the ongoing story of Halforums House 4.

The poll seems to indicate that more people would rather get screenshot-based updates so that they will be more frequent, so I'll be proceeding in that manner.

The first update should be ready within the next day or two (I've got other stuff going on this weekend so I can't work on it as much as I'd like right out of the gate :p ), but to tide you over, here's the situation as it goes thus far -

We have 35 humans and 5 large pets, which makes 40 - which divides neatly into five 8-person households (8 being the maximum per household). I've sorted people semi-randomly into these 5 households, with consideration taken for desired marital/sibling/pet relationships.

The Halforums neighborhood is in the southwest corner of Newcrest, a tidy suburb:

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Halforums Household 1: Cheesy, Wasabi, Gryfter, Jun, Charon, Terrik, General Specific, and Terrik's dog, Luca.
Household 1 - Cheesy Wasabi Gryfter Jun Charon Terrik Genspec Luca.jpg


House 1 is a ranch-style single story 8-bed 4-bath with a pool, hot tub, basketball hoop, sauna, living area with a huge TV and communal activities, ornate dining room with piano and aquarium, and also a LAN center computer room for all you nerds to get your geekboxing done. While it's not the smallest lot in the neighborhood, its single-story layout means things get a bit cozy. This however also means it's the easiest to keep track of everyone on, and the camera won't miss much...



Household 2: Adam, Emrys, MikeRC, Squidleybits, HCGLNS, PatrThom, Dirona, and Squidley's cat, Pudding.
Household 2 - Adam Emrys MikeRC Squidley HCGLNS Patrthom Dirona and Pudding.jpg


House 2 is a 3-story 8-bed 6-bath affair, with bedrooms being upstairs (click to enlarge the animated overview). The bedrooms having been moved upstairs means the common areas can be a teensy bit more spacious and a lot more room outside for other activities - this lot boasts a roller skating rink in addition to a full half-court for basketball, a larger pool, and all the amenities lot 1 has.


Household 3: Kags, Gruebeard, MindDetective, Cog, Drawn Inward, Vero, Bubble181, and Gruebeard's cat, Polly (don't mind that Cog is holding him)
Household 3 fixed - Kags Grue Mind Cog Drawn Vero Bubble181 and Polly.jpg


House 3 is also 3 stories, but this is by necessity as house 3 is on the smallest lot in the neighborhood. As such, things get a bit cozy in this 8-bed 5-bath, and everybody will be rubbing elbows with everybody else at all times... sure to spark some interesting interactions, one way or another.


Household 4: Jwhouk, Tinwhistler, Celt Z, Snuffleupagus, Dei, DarkAudit, GasBandit and Snuffles' dog, Daisy.
Household 4 - Jwhouk Tinwhistler CeltZ Snuffleupagus Dei DarkAudit Gasbandit and Daisy.jpg


Dei helped out by designing house 4. It's a spacious 2-story 8-bed 5-bath layout with a bowling alley in the basement, and bar-style dining. There's also a dedicated pet play area.


Household 5: Klew, Sara_2814, Null, Sparhawk, Zappit, Bhamv3, TigerTsang, and Sparhawk's dog Silk.
Household 5 fixed - Klew Sara Null Bhamv3 Zappit Sparhawk TigerTsang and Silk.jpg


House 5 (also created by Dei) is what could easily be referred to as palatial - It's two enormous stories with an open-plan common area and a movie theater in the basement. 8 bed, 8 bath (everyone gets their own private bathroom off their bedroom). It also has a roller rink and an observatory.


For no particular reason, we will be starting in the Fall.
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First update should be coming no later than monday, but I'd be surprised if it was any sooner than late tonight.


#2

Dei

Dei

I enjoy how you, me, and Snuffles are in the same house, but Terrik is not.


#3

GasBandit

GasBandit

I enjoy how you, me, and Snuffles are in the same house, but Terrik is not.
Art imitating life, eh?

Really it was because, to ensure an even distribution of the sexes across the various households. There were 11 women to split between 5 houses, and with Dirona, Emrys, and Squidley being sisters, that took care of which house got the extra lady. With you and Celt Z also being sisters.. it meant that Jun (and therefor her husband, Terrik) were in another house.

(When I was rolling up the households I started by distributing the related sims and then filled with the singletons.)


#4

Dei

Dei

House 5 also has... 6 potential woohoo spots. (technically more because of multiple beds, closets, and bushes)


#5

Terrik

Terrik

I enjoy how you, me, and Snuffles are in the same house, but Terrik is not.
I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle.


#6

PatrThom

PatrThom

I enjoy how you, me, and Snuffles are in the same house, but Terrik is not.
And Keltsy. Alllll the redheads. What a coincidence.

—Patrick


#7

jwhouk

jwhouk

I wasn't gonna say anything...


#8

Terrik

Terrik

Jun isn't a redhead this time. Now it makes sense.


#9

GasBandit

GasBandit

And Keltsy. Alllll the redheads. What a coincidence.

—Patrick
Given that "all" (read: the only two) redheads are related, then yes, anyone in a household with one would of course then by definition be in a household with "all" of them.

I wasn't gonna say anything...
I assure you I was fair and impartial with my distribution :p we all had the same 1 in 5 chance to end up wherever we did.

Besides, if my test run was anything to go by, I get the feeling Tinwhistler is going to aggressively sweep me off my feet before I have a chance to do anything. X_x


#10

Celt Z

Celt Z

Ok, question from someone who's never played The Sims: do we ever interact with people with people in other households because we're in the same neighborhood, or are your only interactions with people in your own household?


#11

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Ok, question from someone who's never played The Sims: do we ever interact with people with people in other households because we're in the same neighborhood, or are your only interactions with people in your own household?
People will jog and walk by, and you can interact with them. With the Get to Work pack, you can interact with them on the job, too. Plus you can see them out and about on dates, festivals, etc.

Once you meet someone, there's a chance they'll ring you up on the cell phone and ask to come over.


#12

GasBandit

GasBandit

Also, once you meet them, if you get along, you can give them a house key, and they will just come on over from time to time.

Also you can call people to come over and hang out, or just go over to their house and knock on the door whenever.


#13

Celt Z

Celt Z

Ah, thanks. I wasn't sure how important our separate houses were. I wondered if it was going to be like Big Brother*, where all you can know are the people in the same house.

(*I've never watched the show, but from the commercials I assume that's how BB works.)


#14

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

There are also more social options for when you go to work. And there's a Welcome Wagon of townies who will show up not long after you move into the neighborhood.


#15

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ah, thanks. I wasn't sure how important our separate houses were. I wondered if it was going to be like Big Brother*, where all you can know are the people in the same house.

(*I've never watched the show, but from the commercials I assume that's how BB works.)
I remember sims one Being that way, but my testing has shown it's a lot less the case now. I don't think we'll have any barriers to cross-pollination, so to speak.

I can, in fact, just tell one entire household to go visit another at any time, then once the relationships are established keys can be exchanged.


#16

PatrThom

PatrThom

“Keys”

—Patrick


#17

MindDetective

MindDetective

Wasn't Kags, Drawn and me all siblings?


#18

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wasn't Kags, Drawn and me all siblings?
Hrm, were you? did I miss it? I'll go back and double check...


#19

GasBandit

GasBandit

I had Mind and Drawn as brothers, but I Forgot Kags was in that mess as well. I'll fix it.


#20

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ok, I swapped Bhamv3 and LittleKagsin so that Kags can be with her brothers in Household 3. Original Post updated.


#21

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Best looking dude in house 4. :p


#22

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

MY BROS!! :heart: :heart:


#23

GasBandit

GasBandit

Alright, let's see how this goes. Spoilered for length. You might need to click the ones that are animated gifs to get them to play. Because Imgur.

Sunday, 1st of Fall, year 1 - Household 1
Household 1 - Cheesy Wasabi Gryfter Jun Charon Terrik Genspec Luca.jpg

The first thing that happens right off the bat, is half the household goes straight for the computers, to geek out and be extra anti-social :p
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Gryfter, on the other hand, can't wait to try out the pool. Luca explores the boundaries of his new home.
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Terrik has sort of been lingering outside, so Jun goes and gets his attention.
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And Wasabi has her brother Charon spot her, as she is suddenly inspired to do sit ups in the living room.
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Then they break in the video game console on the 60 inch TV.
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This lasts until Terrik and Jun take the next love seat over, and start getting all flirty. How's a body supposed to concentrate on gaming when there's kissyfacing going on not 2 feet away?
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Gryfter, refreshed from his dip, gives the Karaoke machine a spin - to... mixed reviews.


Not long after that, a small group of the neighbors show up to welcome them to the neighborhood - Sara, Dirona, Squidley, and HCGLNS. Dirona brings fruitcake. She claims it is a family heirloom.
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Jun decides to make sure there's enough food to go around by also whipping up some fruit salad.
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Pictured: a good time being had by all.
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The dance floor in the kitchen is a popular attraction.


HCGLNS and Luca hit it off pretty well.
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The welcoming committee says farewell, but the party keeps on going in the kitchen.
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Terrik and Cheesy bond over their love of food.
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Terrik lets Luca out to potty. Luca decides to take 3 steps and make his deposit EXACTLY in front of the back door. Terrik sighs and pulls a mop out of his.. pocket..? Charon slinks off to have a nap.
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Oh, but Luca's not done leaving surprises.
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After the day's excitement, the various residents retire to various pursuits. Jun picks up a violin, Terrik watches TV, Gryfter goes off to game some more.
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Wasabi takes the edge off with a steam in the sauna.


One by one people start heading off to bed. Gryfter, instead, only takes a "nap," in an odd place - the ottoman in General Specific's room. Luca joins him.
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Charon had a nap earlier, so he's still awake late. He watches some TV...
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And plays with the dog.
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Gryfter wakes up from his nap, and the two of them have another go at Dirona's fruitcake.
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It's 3:30 AM by the time they decide to head to bed.
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Charon and Gryfter's heads have barely hit the pillow, when Terrik wakes up looking for a late night snack.
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Genspec also rises early, and the two of them have breakfast, and get ready to get the day started.
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Well, that day went by FAST and updates of this caliber are incredibly easy. If this is how things are going to progress, you guys can probably count on a new update post almost every day.


#24

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Holidays are gonna SUCK with this big of a crowd. Some interactions you have to do individually, so being flirted AT on Love Day, for example, won't count for you own total. And if you don't get enough done, you get a Sad debuff.


#25

Dei

Dei

Holidays are gonna SUCK with this big of a crowd. Some interactions you have to do individually, so being flirted AT on Love Day, for example, won't count for you own total. And if you don't get enough done, you get a Sad debuff.
I recommend you delete every holiday in the calendar now tbh.


#26

GasBandit

GasBandit

The ones that happened on my test run actually went fairly well, though we might give the first one a miss because it'll be on household 5's first day, so nobody will know how to cook yet.


#27

Dei

Dei

The ones that happened on my test run actually went fairly well, though we might give the first one a miss because it'll be on household 5's first day, so nobody will know how to cook yet.
Since you are rotating households, the households you aren't playing on the holiday will end up with the sad moodlet the next day more than likely.


#28

GasBandit

GasBandit

Since you are rotating households, the households you aren't playing on the holiday will end up with the sad moodlet the next day more than likely.
Alternatively, I can also *edit* the holidays to all only have one tradition (spread the spirit) so that simple interaction is enough for everybody to consider it a successful holiday.


#29

GasBandit

GasBandit

Monday, 2nd of Fall, Year 1 - Household 2

Household 2 - Adam Emrys MikeRC Squidley HCGLNS Patrthom Dirona and Pudding.jpg


Squidley starts the day off by attempting to make breakfast for everyone. She gets a little overzealous on scrambling the eggs, but it all works out ok.
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Patrthom spends most of the morning in his room, surfing the web.
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Dirona can't wait a single moment to try out the pool - even if it IS raining.
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Pudding is baad.
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Emrys seems to like the basketball court, though she gets a little out of bounds.
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Breakfast at Halforums Household 2.


Squidley and HCGLNS play some video games together. It attracts the attention of Adam and MikeRC, who watch.
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Squidley knows what HCGLNS likes.
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Terrik, Bubble, Sara, and CeltZ show up to welcome Household 2 to the neighborhood. To return the favor, Terrik has brought fruitcake. Dirona is apparently upfront about her predilections.
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Much like the first housewarming party, the dance floor is the place to be.


Bubble and Sara get to know one another, while Pudding inspects the fruitcake.
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PUDDING IS BAAAD
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Uh oh. Seems like HCGLNS has a little bit of a wandering eye, and flirted with somebody besides Squidley. She's absolutely wroth.
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Bubble and HCGLNS are getting along well.
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4 o'clock rolls around, and the welcome wagon heads home.
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HCGLNS brews some chamomile. Maybe he's picked up on his wife's mood.
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Dirona decides to learn to play guitar.
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The fruitcake is not sitting well with Patrthom.
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He tries playing with Emrys' ferret. It bites him on the nose. Pat decides he does not like ferrets.
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Mike and Squidley bond over their shared interest in cats.
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Emrys rewards her minion with a treat.
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This puts her in such a good mood she absolutely has to cut a rug. Pat, Squidley, and Dirona head off to bed.
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Mike and HCGLNS agree that insects are bad.
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Then Mike watches a movie with Emrys.
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Pudding begins demanding attention, and HCGLNS obliges.


Emrys cooks up some mac and cheese, then decides she's too tired to eat it, and heads off to bed.
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HCGLNS puts the kraft dinner away, and instead is inspired to cook up a bunch of grilled cheese... at 1:30 in the morning. Try to keep it in the pan, Scruffy.
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Patrthom wakes up and comes down, eating the mac and cheese Emrys made.
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HCGLNS gets tired after eating, finally, but wanders into the wrong bedroom. He doesn't care, the bed's empty, so he climbs in.
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Dirona wakes up and helps herself to some grilled cheese....
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...and feline companionship.
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Uh... is this a thing ferrets do often? Well, the little guy is still in there and playing around, so I guess he's ok...?
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Squidley also comes down for breakfast, in a better mood after a good night's sleep.
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#30

Celt Z

Celt Z

Why is Celt Z wearing an apron? I came here to escape reality, dammit! :D

Also, spontaneously combusting ferrets. Did Tin feed it when Emrys wasn't looking?


#31

PatrThom

PatrThom

*Ferret bites Patrthom*
"Eh, normal ferret behavior."
*Ferret bursts into flames*
"Eh, normal ferret behavior."

--Patrick


#32

GasBandit

GasBandit

Why is Celt Z wearing an apron? I came here to escape reality, dammit! :D

Also, spontaneously combusting ferrets. Did Tin feed it when Emrys wasn't looking?
It seems certain activities have their own outfits associated with them. For example, the jumpsuit that Emrys puts on to play basketball is not her actual "athletic" outfit. So, I guess you got elected to be apron-bearer of the welcome wagon this time.


#33

GasBandit

GasBandit

My other plans for the day seem to have fallen through, so here's another update.

Tuesday, 3rd of Fall, Year 1 - Household 3

Household 3 fixed - Kags Grue Mind Cog Drawn Vero Bubble181 and Polly.jpg


It's 5 am, and everybody's already awake for some reason. It's pretty chilly this morning, so everyone's in their winter clothes. Most are doing their own thing on computers, but a few are watching TV, and Kags is messing around with the chess table.
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Vero and Cog have no problems making PDAs.
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Grue fills the automatic feeder and plays with Polly.
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Everybody loafs around watching TV and chatting. Each generally grabs only something quick to eat for themselves. For example, Vero zaps herself some oatmeal, while Kags decides potato chips are for breakfast, too.
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Mind Detective makes good use of the home gym.


Around 10:30, a welcome wagon consisting of Jwhouk, Darkaudit, Dirona, and Sparhawk show up to deliver the obligatory fruitcake. Boy, Dirona sure likes to do this sort of thing.
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Vero makes a fruit salad so there's enough food to go around.
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It goes over pretty well.
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Much as with the other parties, dancing seems to be the social interaction du jour.


DA and Jwhouk get into an involved discussion.
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Grue takes up guitar. Polly doesn't approve.


Despite the chill in the air, Vero decides to do a couple laps in the pool.


Around 3, things wrap up and the neighbors head home.
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Mind Detective decides a nap is in order. So does Polly.
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That sounds like a good idea to Bubble.
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...and Cog, though he chooses a much noisier spot for his nap.
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Rather than nap, Vero turns to coffee to perk herself up.
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MD wakes up from his nap and has another go at the home gym. He overdoes it a little. Everybody else watches TV or hangs around.
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Kags and Grue have a chat a little bit removed from all the bustle.


Mind and Drawn are Bros.


Mind Detective strained himself a bit working out, so he takes a bubble bath to relax.
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Kags decides to call it an early night.
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Yarr, ye be a good kitty.


One by one, the others all drift upstairs to go to bed. The last one awake is Cog, whose nap gave him the energy to work on his logic skills.
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Before bed, he goes for a snack. The fruitcake does not do him any favors.
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Cog heads up to bed just as Kags wakes up super early.. and also samples to cursed loaf.
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D.Ron wisely forgoes the fruitcake for a microwaved helping of bachelor chow.
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Just another morning for the sibs.


As we leave Household 3, we happen to spy Null outside, having a loud argument with a local townie named Mila Munch. Another townie, Katrina Caliente (rowr rowr) plays in a pile of leaves on the property.
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#34

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Pudding is so bad!! Art imitates life.


#35

jwhouk

jwhouk

DA and Jwhouk get into an involved discussion.
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"C'mon, he was clearly behind the blue line when the puck crossed!"


#36

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

"C'mon, he was clearly behind the blue line when the puck crossed!"
NBA is probably the only sport we *won't* argue. :p


#37

Dirona

Dirona

Fruitcake for all!


#38

Celt Z

Celt Z

I was so distracted by ferret fire, I forgot to ask: why is PatrThom stealing the microwave in the same photo?


#39

GasBandit

GasBandit

I was so distracted by ferret fire, I forgot to ask: why is PatrThom stealing the microwave in the same photo?
HAH! I didn't notice that's what that looks like. That's not a microwave in his arms, it's a music speaker mounted on the wall to pipe music into the kitchen. Household 2 doesn't even own a microwave. Maybe I should do something about that.


#40

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

patrthom celtz dei microwave theft.jpg


#41

Celt Z

Celt Z

I love you, @Cheesy1.


#42

MindDetective

MindDetective

Oh. bravo @Cheesy1


#43

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

I just realized I should've added a flaming ferret chasing him as well. :p


#44

PatrThom

PatrThom

I was so distracted by ferret fire, I forgot to ask: why is PatrThom stealing the microwave in the same photo?
I thought he was just moving his computer to another room.

--Patrick


#45

Bubble181

Bubble181

Alright! Day three and I'm already sleeping in the same bed as Kags!
...Sure, one after the other, but, it's a start, right?
And MD's in bath with me! Whoo! I'm going places!

...Possibly the dumpster or the House of Bad Jokes, but still, places!


#46

Celt Z

Celt Z

I thought he was just moving his computer to another room.
I think his interactions with the ferret are a cover for his kleptomania. ;)


#47

PatrThom

PatrThom

Well if there is anything more distracting than a ferret, it would be a ferret that is on fire.

—Patrick


#48

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

So I'm the only one cleaning up after people or feeding the cat and my social interactions have annoyed my wife and I'm so tired I just fall asleep anywhere.

I'm going out for a Whammy burger.


#49

General Specific

General Specific

I kinda like that I am missing for most of the screenshots of our house, only coming out when company drops by and I'm forced to be sociable. Fits with the loner bit, I presume, but also real-world me.


#50

mikerc

mikerc

He tries playing with Emrys' ferret. It bites him on the nose. Pat decides he does not like ferrets...

Emrys rewards her minion with a treat.
Sheesh. Even in the Sims she's training them up to be ready for the Scampering.


#51

GasBandit

GasBandit

So I'm the only one cleaning up after people or feeding the cat and my social interactions have annoyed my wife and I'm so tired I just fall asleep anywhere.

I'm going out for a Whammy burger.
The cat has a timed autofeeder and a self-cleaning litterbox, so you can climb down off that cross, ya baby :p


#52

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

This is cool @GasBandit - thanks for doing all this work!


#53

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

The cat has a timed autofeeder and a self-cleaning litterbox
You can't call me that! I'm a Sim!


#54

Gryfter

Gryfter

Awesome Gas! Can't wait to see more.


#55

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wednesday, 4th of Fall, Year 1, Household 4

Household 4 - Jwhouk Tinwhistler CeltZ Snuffleupagus Dei DarkAudit Gasbandit and Daisy.jpg


When first we join Household 4 on this day, Dei is doing some morning laps in the pool
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Snuffles, Jwhouk, and Gasbandit are surfing around on the few computers...
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DarkAudit's watching a rom-com, and Celt Z is apparently off visiting the neighbors.
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Snuffles notices that something is wrong with his dog.
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Oh dear. VERY wrong. Daisy is dizzy and nauseous.
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So, Snuffleupagus gathers her up and hauls her off to the Brindleton Pawspital.
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Apparently there's something going around... On his way in, he spots Li Jun leaving with Luca (though I didn't manage a screenshot), and inside, Bubble181 and Patrthom have brought in Polly and Pudding, respectively. Maybe it was the recent cold snap.
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Dr. Yamamoto fixes Daisy right up, thankfully. Then they return home.


Meanwhile, Celt Z has also returned from her morning constitutional, and I guess she's to blame for Gas also getting on board with the apron fashion fad. No surprise, that dingus will do whatever a redhead tells him.
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Jwhouk goes for a dip in the pool, and Tinwhistler tries out the waterslide.


Gas no likey poop patrol. He goes to play the big arcade game in the basement.
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Celt Z knows how to get through the day.
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"Oh thank god, you made coffee!"
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Oh hey, look, it's Klew, Cog, Adam, and Patrthom. And they bring the fruitcake. Tinwhistler greets them...
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... while Gas hastily, nay, DESPERATELY, scrambles to provide alternate sustenance. With only a few slight oopsies in the preparation phase.


"Yes, friends, please! Enjoy my Macaroni a-la Bandit! Uh, if you notice an overwhelming note of pepper, rest assured that is COMPLETELY on purpose. It's a delicacy, down my way."
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Daisy is not a fan of the dishwasher. Adam flirts with Celt Z.
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Everybody socializes over the meal, and Jwhouk and Snuffles head down to the basement to play some vidya and enthuse about dogs.
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Upstairs, there's also vidya.
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And Dei tries out the karaoke machine. Tinwhistler digs it.
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Dei, however, is mortified about her performance, and slinks away to go cry in a closet about it.


The welcome wagon heads home, and the denizens of Household 4 decide to wrap up the day with some water-based amusements. Celt Z in particular is a fan of the waterslide. It fills her with confidence.


Dei recovers enough to join in, as do others.


Later, Celt Z jokingly asks DarkAudit a risque question, and he's so flustered he can't even look at her. Aaawk-waaard.
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Daisy helps Jwhouk clean up the water spills around the pool. I hope that's not chlorinated.
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More vidya for Gas and Tin, and Snuffles gets to grips with the fancy holo-VR gaming system.
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Nothing like sisterly reassurance when your dirty joke goes terribly awry.
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Dei then goes for a soak in the hot tub and immediately falls asleep.


DarkAudit can't deal, however, and decides this is a good time to call it a night.
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MOAR. VIDYA.
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One by one the others start heading off to bed, leaving Gas and Celt Z the last awake, watching a movie. Gas is starting to get ideas.
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Celt Z decides she wants a go at the karaoke machine! Gas of course eagerly follows along... and just can't hold a pokerface. Mortifying. Any amorous thoughts he'd had are driven STRAIGHT out of his head.


Dei has woken up in the hot tub, and decides she's just fine staying there.
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Gas is starting to get tired now, but rather than go to bed, he grabs some coffee and heads out to soak his feet and chat with Dei.


Keltsy, on the other hand, is fired up with enthusiasm after her karaoke session, and goes online to socialize. This continues until Daisy wakes up, whining about the call of nature.
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She then lets the dog out to poop, and decides to put her energy to use with some late night cleaning.
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Dei finally gets out of the hot tub, and samples the loaf. It does not agree with her.
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Dei neglects to warn the others, though, and after she leaves the table, Snuffles (who has woken up super early) and Celt Z also each try a slice. Snuffles loves it! Keltsy shares her sister's tastes, it seems.
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Gas is hepped up on coffee and doesn't know what to do with himself. 2:30 am sit-ups in the bathroom? YES!
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And then cooking shows with Snuffles! The sisters, however, have since decided to go to bed.
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Snuffles gets some late night waterslide action going, and Gas decides in favor of MORE VIDYA
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DarkAudit awakens, and the three of them sit down to coffee and cursed loaf. Uh oh. Gas is starting to feel odd.
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"OH GOD I'M SO TIRED." Hrm, maybe time for bed then, Gas?
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HA HA NO! More coffee! MORNING TIN IT IS MORNING ISN'T IT A GREAT AND LOVELY MORNING
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Tinwhistler is smart enough to steer clear of the fruitcake. More people are starting to wake up. I don't know when Gas is gonna crash, but unfortunately we won't be seeing it this update, as time has run out, and it's on to the next house.
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I'd just like to add, on a closing note, that the only active role I took today was in having Snuffleupagus take the dog to the vet and Gas cooking for the party. Everything else was entirely AI-driven, including my own inexplicable coffee-fueled all-nighter.


#56

GasBandit

GasBandit

Oh, and just a reminder, the "imgur" bracketed smaller pictures are animated, and because imgur sucks, you'll have to click on them to get them large enough to see and/or to actually animate.


#57

Celt Z

Celt Z

I fear my avatar's habits are a little TOO accurate. Damn spooky A.I.

Although my karaoke is usually decent, so get it together, Celt Z! :p


#58

jwhouk

jwhouk

...My character is wearing WIFE BEATERS.

I hate wife beaters.


#59

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

Around 3, things wrap up and the Kags and Grue have a chat a little bit removed from all the bustle.
I can’t take myself seriously in that fucking hoodie. :rofl::rofl:It’s perfect!

Kags decides to call it an early night.
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Story of my damn life.


#60

GasBandit

GasBandit

I don't even LIKE coffee.


#61

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Beware. Mortified can kill you. It's the leading cause of emotional death.


#62

PatrThom

PatrThom

I don't even LIKE coffee.
You were just worried your Sim's battery was getting down near 50%.

--Patrick


#63

Cog

Cog

I went out to visit the neighbors? And without Vero making me do it? Impossible.


#64

GasBandit

GasBandit

I fear my avatar's habits are a little TOO accurate. Damn spooky A.I.

Although my karaoke is usually decent, so get it together, Celt Z! :p
Well, if you'd like to HEAR your actual performance... here it is...



...My character is wearing WIFE BEATERS.

I hate wife beaters.
Hrm, must be the swim/hot weather outfits that don't appear in the CAS demo. I'll adjust it for you, next time it's household 4's day.

Beware. Mortified can kill you. It's the leading cause of emotional death.
It wasn't the actual "mortified" moodlet, I was just waxing poetic. Prosaic? Fancy talking.

You were just worried your Sim's battery was getting down near 50%.

--Patrick
Pfft, more like 10%.

I went out to visit the neighbors? And without Vero making me do it? Impossible.
To be fair, we don't know WHY you showed up. Vero might very well have kicked you out of the house with orders.


#65

Bubble181

Bubble181

But is Polly OK?!
...And how did I end up as pet owner? Not that I mind, but...

And man, I want a water slide like that in my garden! I don't even have a garden, but still!


#66

mikerc

mikerc

But is Polly OK?!
...And how did I end up as pet owner? Not that I mind, but...

And man, I want a water slide like that in my garden! I don't even have a garden, but still!
I think Polly is @Gruebeard's cat. Looks like you were the responsible sibling & said that if he wouldn't take his sick cat to the vet you would.


#67

jwhouk

jwhouk

Please do fix.


#68

Bubble181

Bubble181

Please do fix.
Djeeze, I thought you liked cats. I take him to the vet 'cause he's sick and right away you want to get him fixed? How would you like it?! :p


#69

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Patryrtom took @Squidleybits cat to the vet! Must have eaten a Tessersct.


#70

GasBandit

GasBandit

Patryrtom
Is that a malapropism of Patrthom and Martyr?


#71

PatrThom

PatrThom

Is that a malapropism of Patrthom and Martyr?
I think you mean a "portmanteau."
As for eating a tesseract, that's nothing a good pair of fourth-dimensional forceps can't fix.

--Patrick


#72

GasBandit

GasBandit

I think you mean a "portmanteau."
I debated which to use, and decided based on the source of the utterance.


#73

PatrThom

PatrThom

I debated which to use, and decided based on the source of the utterance.
Pretty sure in order to truly be a malapropism, the word used has to be an actual word, like "fecal cauliflower bacteria" or "klaatu barada necktie."

--Patrick


#74

GasBandit

GasBandit

I've converted the animated imgur embeds to gfycat embeds for Day 4, as gfycat seems to be slightly less shit, doesn't require a click to animate, and even supports sound (but is muted by default, button is in the upper right corner to unmute). Going forward I'll be using gfycat for this.


#75

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

@PatrThom thank you for helping dear Pud in his time of need.


#76

GasBandit

GasBandit

I don't even LIKE coffee.
Well shit, seems I'm a liar, I guess.

And yes, I do need to carry around 37 cups of coffee.


#77

GasBandit

GasBandit

Thursday, 5th of Fall, Year 1 - Household 5

Household 5 fixed - Klew Sara Null Bhamv3 Zappit Sparhawk TigerTsang and Silk.jpg


Be advised, the gfycat gifs have an "HD" button in the lower right hand corner. The embed defaults to SD, so switching it cleans them up a fair bit.

Also there's sound if you want them, by clicking the speaker in the upper right corner.

Today is Harvestfest, so Bhamv3 has the day off from school. She starts the day by watching a romantic movie.
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Sparhawk grills up burgers for everybody. Breakfast of champions, right?
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Zappit, however, decides he'd rather have a salad.
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Uh, turns out Null's "Creepy Walk" is a lot more literal than we might have thought. At any rate, he heads downstairs to waste a few quarters.


When Dei designed this house, she placed a journal on the desk in each bedroom, to help any aspiring writer sims. Klew and Sara spend the first hour or so of their day putting all these journals away on bookshelves, necessitating 16 trips up and down the stairs.
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Tiger's playing Sims. How meta.
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Bhamv3, being the unstable teen she is, spends a good half hour regaling a houseplant with a lascivious story.


She then heads over to claim a PC, to spend the next hour or so trolling forums for laughs.
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Null, not to be outdone, also has a chat with the plant.


Sara spends her morning slightly less deluded, discovering the joys of chess logic out on the second floor balcony.


Having finished his story, Null settles into a couch to read a book, while Sparhawk and Klew boogie down to the sounds of the nearby hi-fi.
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Sparhawk's dog, Silk, is having a good time outside. He gets sprayed by a skunk for his trouble.
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Zappit joins Sara on the balcony for a discussion on chess and the nature of giving thanks.
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Silk wanders back inside, and over to the stereo... proceeding to gross out the dancers.
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Sparhawk takes Silk upstairs and gives the dog a bath.
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Null and TigerTsang watch some cooking shows.
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Klew really likes this show.
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The burgers are a hit, as far as meals go. However, Null playfully insults Zappit, who then spends the next half hour yelling at Null. Their opinions of each other take a noticeable dive.
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Having finished Silk's bath, Sparhawk decides to relax with a steam in the sauna.
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I get a notification that Klew gets paid $1400 on his day off. Whoa, not bad, Klew. Heck, I didn't even know he had a job. Apparently, he's a really good painter? A REALLY good painter. He's level 10 in the career, "Master of the Real." I check the other sims in household 5... the only other one with a job is Sparhawk, who is a culture columnist.
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Everybody's really enjoying the holiday, even Zappit and Null are being civil again.
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Null pulls the ol' hand buzzer prank on Sparhawk. Sparhawk's a much better sport about such things, it seems.


Klew, belly full of burger, grabs a nap in the main foyer. Zappit does so as well, but chooses to go up to a bedroom.
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POTTY EMERGENCY
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Null decides he can't make it to any of the 9 bathrooms, and instead "fertilizes" two bushes out back.


Grumpy about the shouting match with Zappit earlier, he takes out his frustrations on the garbage can out front, and feels better.


Tiger Tsang gets the opportunity to mold the impressionable minds of the future.
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Sparhawk turns in at 8, and dreams of warmer climes.
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Downstairs, the party kicks into high gear.


Eventually, people trickle away one by one to nap or full on sleep. Tiger and Zappit continue on, and get along famously.
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Sparhawk is awoken by his stomach. He heads back downstairs and grabs a bowl of cereal.
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After which, he joins Zap and Tiger, still jackin' jaws and jammin' out.


Sara is energized by her late evening nap, and goes online to look up art stuff.
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She and Null get to talking by the stereo, and turns out they really get along well, becoming great friends. "Aren't you cold?" says the lady in the cat hoodie.
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It's just not Silk's day. First the skunk, and now bitten by a squirrel.
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Null decides it IS cold enough to put something on, and takes the dog out to piddle. Silk decides to do so RIGHT by the door, and this amuses Null greatly.
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Sara just can't fight the feeling. Looks like she is not planning to go back to bed tonight.


Bhamv wakes up really early, and decides to beat Sparhawk to the punch, with a twist - VEGGIE burgers, today.
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I don't see why they can't get along, Zappit and Null apparently have a lot in common. Taste in bathroom habits, for example. Maybe those are just REALLY comfy bushes.
https://gfycat.com/ShockedWhoppingGalapagosmockingbird

5 am and Sara finally decides maybe she should get some sleep.
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Nope, wait, her stomach growls, so back downstairs she goes to join in on the veggie burger breakfast.
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#78

PatrThom

PatrThom

POTTY EMERGENCY
"You two are having a potty emergency, too? Wow! Shared experience!"

--Patrick


#79

GasBandit

GasBandit

Snuffles had to go to bed early, so you guys get two updates today.

Friday, 6th of Fall, Year 1 - Household 1

Household 1 - Cheesy Wasabi Gryfter Jun Charon Terrik Genspec Luca.jpg


We rejoin Household 1, with the usual anti-social computer behavior already underway.
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Most everybody's on the computer, though Charon is watching TV alone, and Jun is listening to music in the kitchen.
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Uh, something seems to be wrong with Luca... maybe a relapse of whatever caused Jun to take him to the vet 2 days ago.
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Terrik decides this vet stuff is easy, he can diagnose his own dog himself.
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While he does that, Jun whips up breakfast. Sometimes whipping a little too much.


Terrik diagnoses Luca with Winterfest Fever.
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A 20-simoleon wellness-treat does the trick. That may sound like a bargain, compared to Snuffles' $750 visit from before, but the exam table cost as much as about 10 vet visits. Welp, it's not like they're strapped for cash.
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As usual, the kitchen's the place to be for dancing.
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And then there's vidya in the living room.
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Wasabi goes out to shoot some hoops, but is disgruntled by the rain. Not disgruntled enough to not do SIT UPS in the rain, though.
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Luca's feeling much better. He and Terrik watch some TV.


Charon spends most of the morning chatting on the phone with parties unknown.
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Genspec and Terrik get chummy.
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But General find himself displaced by Jun, who starts talking dirty to Terrik.
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So, instead, GenSpec and Cheesy play with the equally-third-wheeled Luca.
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And then General spends some time connecting with Wasabi.
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The rain lets up just long enough for Charon to get a few dribbles in.
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Gryfter wants to be a nerd brain, so the household buys a bookshelf, and he finds himself prodded into reading a book.
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For similar reasons, General Specific suddenly has the urge to practice programming.
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Normally, Jun would be prompted to practice some music at this point, but she's already got other things on her mind.


Cheesy, however, is not doing anything in particular, so he finds himself similarly inspired to nerd it up.
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Charon relaxes in the hot tub after his exercise, and falls asleep.
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These two just can't keep their hands off each other.
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"Hey! Some of us need this bathroom for its intended purpose!" - Wasabi
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Cheesy gets a text from Sara.
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When Sara and Cheesy arrive at the Stargazer Lounge, there's already a small crowd - turns out a couple genuine celebrities are there, too, and everybody's gawking.
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Oh, hey, Kags is here, too! She and Sara match!
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Sara, however, spends an inordinate amount of time texting in the bathroom.
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Suddenly, all hell breaks loose... the two celebrities have gotten into an actual, physical fist-fight. Nobody can look away.


Sara does try out her guitar at the mic... it isn't very good, but the crowd is understanding.
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Kags gets an autograph.
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Cheesy was feeling down, but watching the celebrity comedy routine cheers him up.
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When the talent showcase is over, Cheesy and Kags stick around a little while, enthusing about what they saw tonight. Sara apparently ghosted sometime previous to this, and went home with an Irish Goodbye.
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By the time Cheesy gets home, he's exhausted, and most everybody else is also going to bed. The only ones left up are Wasabi and Charon. Wasabi does some push ups in the kitchen. She's getting to be a real fitness buff, I guess. Charon's just watching TV.
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A couple hours after he went to bed, Cheesy wakes up hungry.
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Wasabi grabs a plate and joins him.
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As Cheesy heads off to bed again, Charon fires up the Karaoke machine. Guess the siblings aren't going to bed tonight. Lot of that going around lately.
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#80

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

If only I was that dedicated to a fitness routine IRL.


#81

Bubble181

Bubble181

Hmmm, burgers for breakfast.

the only other one with a job is Sparhawk, who is a culture columnist.
Sooo....The only one with a job is Klew? :p

Man, I havent' played 4, played a lot of 1 and 2 and a bit of 3...Simlogic is really still something else.


#82

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

and went home with an Irish Goodbye.
Hah, I often do this when playing Irish music and I'm ready to split before everyone's done playing. Just scoot out the door while the band goes on. I never even knew it was called this :rofl:


#83

PatrThom

PatrThom

I also wondered about the term but not enough to look it up.
Thanks, Tin!

--Patrick


#84

Adam

Adam

Hah, I often do this when playing Irish music and I'm ready to split before everyone's done playing. Just scoot out the door while the band goes on. I never even knew it was called this :rofl:
This is opposite to the Mennonite goodbye which consists of at least an hour standing around saying goodbye, followed by another hour of chatting. *sigh*


#85

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

PROTIP: Bathrooms on EVERY FLOOR! I moved my large sim family from a four bedroom condo to a 7 bedroom, 4-story mansion from the Gallery. For some reason, the butler decided he wanted to only cook in the basement lounge, instead of the fantastically appointed first floor kitchen. A basement that is only accessible by first going outside. The kids bedrooms are on the top floor. Waking up with hunger in the red and doing the slow Uncomfortable trudge down four floors is painful to watch. It's even worse when once they're down there, having to do the I Gotta Pee crab walk up at least two floors to the first available toilet. You won't always make it.

As well-appointed as it is, even for a full house plus butler, the place is just too damn big.


#86

GasBandit

GasBandit

Yeah, I'm getting the feeling I might have to remodel House 5 a little bit to add a couple small bathrooms to the first floor. Those bushes are pretty much stinky 24/7.


#87

Dei

Dei

Yeah, I'm getting the feeling I might have to remodel House 5 a little bit to add a couple small bathrooms to the first floor. Those bushes are pretty much stinky 24/7.
I would just copy/paste the half bathroom downstairs and tack into the corner by the kitchen and move the instruments.


#88

Null

Null

So far this is pretty funny. My Sim is a nutjob and I love it.


#89

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

@PatrThom thank you for helping dear Pud in his time of need.
Oh. Now I feel like a jerk for not thanking Bubble for doing the same for my parrot.


#90

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

I ended up moving back to the apartment, and replacing the trap tubs with triangle-shaped ones to fill that gap. Then I moved a live-in girlfriend into the apartment next door to kick Diego Lobo out on his ass.

And yet I STILL wind up with noisy neighbors.


#91

GasBandit

GasBandit

apartment
Found the problem


#92

bhamv3

bhamv3

Today is Harvestfest, so Bhamv3 has the day off from school. She starts the day by watching a romantic movie.
Is this an euphemism for something? I feel like, knowing me, it should be an euphemism for something.

EMOTIONAL CONTROL DECREASES!
Oh god I'm going to murder someone in a fit of pique aren't I.


#93

GasBandit

GasBandit

Look, I know the kind of games I usually run might have created expectations, but I don't think murder is actually possible in sims 4 (at least not without mods I don't have) :p

I think the strongest level of violence is the comedic "dust cloud" fistfight that really doesn't hurt anything more than relationships.

Well, there ARE ways to die, but they are mostly things like drowning or accidental electrocution. Or being eaten by a carnivorous plant.


#94

mikerc

mikerc

Or being eaten by a carnivorous plant.
That's a possibility? Suddenly I am very glad that (unlike some people) I am not a Japanese schoolgirl.


#95

GasBandit

GasBandit

That's a possibility? Suddenly I am very glad that (unlike some people) I am not a Japanese schoolgirl.
https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Laganaphyllis_simnovorii


#96

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ah, here's a list of all the ways that a Sim can die in Sims 4
http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/death


#97

Celt Z

Celt Z

Just keep the ladders in the pools.


#98

GasBandit

GasBandit

Just keep the ladders in the pools.
I think they fixed that, and sims can now climb out of pools regardless of ladder placement, if they are tired. Most people intentionally drowning sims, these days, build actual physical house walls around the pool to prevent the sims from being able to get out.


#99

Celt Z

Celt Z

Woohoo! Immortality and better marriage choices!


#100

GasBandit

GasBandit

Woohoo! Immortality and better marriage choices!
That said, from what I gather, they've also made it slightly easier to die by misfortune. For example, going swimming when you're already tired, or trying to repair something within a couple hours of already having experienced an electric shock, or forgetting to feed the carnivorous plant, being outside during a bad thunderstorm, or watching a celebrity comedy routine when you're already in a really good mood. I've also heard that woohoo is now a very dangerous proposition for sims of the Elder age bracket. And, as DarkAudit warned, it is now possible to literally die of embarrasment (though generally this requires someone already very embarrased by something to do something equally embarrasing again, like have a bladder failure).


#101

Celt Z

Celt Z

Okay, so avoid Amidala Death. Got it.


#102

Emrys

Emrys

Ah, here's a list of all the ways that a Sim can die in Sims 4
http://www.carls-sims-4-guide.com/death
Awww...no death by firey ferret.


#103

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Awww...no death by firey ferret.
There's probably a mod for that.


#104

GasBandit

GasBandit

Saturday, 7th of Fall, Year 1, Household 2

Household 2 - Adam Emrys MikeRC Squidley HCGLNS Patrthom Dirona and Pudding.jpg


We rejoin Household 2. HCGLNS is working on his logic with chess, and MikeRC is bawling his eyes out watching a romantic movie. Most everybody else is up in their room, surfing the web on their computers, except Adam is puttering around in the kitchen.
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HCGLNS has an aspiration to be a mixologist, but there's no bar here. That's a problem. Time to buy one.
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Once that's taken care of, HCGLNS gets right to work practicing mixing up drinks.


Dirona comes down and samples the fruits of his labor.


Squidley breaks in an easel by starting a new painting.


There's a deep conversation over breakfast.
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Adam partakes of the vidya.
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I am notified that the carpool will be arriving to take Squidley to work in an hour. Turns out Squidley has gotten herself a job as a police detective!
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Dirona wants to be a renaissance sim, so she begins down the arduous path of Logic.
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Emrys uses a laser pointer to play with Pudding.


At 9 am, Squidley reports for work at the police station. She's a rookie, so her duties are mostly assisting the more senior detectives with their work.
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She gets an assignment from the computer, and then travels to a crime scene to gather evidence.
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Sara is here, she is apparently a witness to the crime. Squidley interviews her and takes her statement.
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Having gathered enough evidence, Squidley returns to the station to run the samples through the chemical analyzer.
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And then she enters all the findings into the computer.
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Her big duties complete, she spends the rest of her shift getting fingerprints, taking mugshots, that sort of thing.
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Criminals carry some odd things in their pockets.
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That was kinda gross, actually. Squidley works off the icky feeling on a treadmill.


This is hungry work. Squidley gets a sammitch from the machine.
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Squidley did good today.
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She gets home, and Pudding is waiting for her.
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She also finishes up that painting she started this morning.
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She tries to have a conversation with Adam, but Pudding is very vocal.


Hi Honey, I'm Home
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MikeRC teaches himself to skate, despite the rain.


Pat and Adam watch a movie.
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HCGLNS has been working on his cooking, too. He whips up a taco casserole.


Hrm, something's wrong with the sink.
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Most everyone else is asleep or busy, so HCGLNS rolls up his sleeves and tries to fix it.
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He manages to fix the leak, but leaves behind a bit of a mess.
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Adam and Emrys get some reading in.
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And brushing the kitty, too.
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Adam takes it upon himself to tidy up the mess in the kitchen.
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Afterwards, he unwinds with a cuppa tea.
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Cats gonna cat.


Everybody goes to bed, and then at 2:30, MikeRC wakes up, having a hard time deciding which urgent bodily need he's going to attend to first.
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Mmm, taco casserole. Also, apparently, he's been working on his aspiration by pissing off townies. Good progress.
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Dirona and Squidley wake up, and there's vidya and casserole for breakfast. Time to move on to the next household!
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#105

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

These all just make me so damn happy!

Thank you @GasBandit :heart:

Loving it so far.


#106

Bubble181

Bubble181

Awww...no death by firey ferret.
Alternatively, it just means the clean up crew who "make it look like an accident" have been doing a great job, and all Sim-deaths are, in fact, weasel- or ferret-related.


#107

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Alternatively, it just means the clean up crew who "make it look like an accident" have been doing a great job, and all Sim-deaths are, in fact, weasel- or ferret-related.
Shhhhh!! You're gonna get us all scampered.


#108

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

It's Constable Squidey of the the police.


Scruffy made taco casserole? And people ate it?

Heh Adam drinks tea in a toque.


#109

Adam

Adam

It's Constable Squidey of the the police.


Scruffy made taco casserole? And people ate it?

Heh Adam drinks tea in a toque.
I do everything in a toque.



#110

Sara_2814

Sara_2814

Alternatively, it just means the clean up crew who "make it look like an accident" have been doing a great job, and all Sim-deaths are, in fact, weasel- or ferret-related.
“No, Constable Squidley, I didn’t see any ferrets at all scampering away from the crime scene. HONEST!”
:hide:


#111

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Me as a constable...now that alone is worth the price of admission!! Hahahaha


#112

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Oh no! She's got ahtorahtay!


#113

GasBandit

GasBandit

Oh no! She's got ahtorahtay!
And it seems to be making her more romantically agressive, heh.


#114

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

It's nice that Emrys embraces the North Ranger lifestyle.


#115

Emrys

Emrys

It's nice that Emrys embraces the North Ranger lifestyle.
Pants are highly over-rated.


#116

Emrys

Emrys

I do everything in a toque.

So, you're a lumberjack and you're OK? You sleep all night and you work all day?


#117

Null

Null

He cuts down trees, he wears high heels, suspendees and a brar, he puts on womens clothing, and hangs around in bars...


#118

Celt Z

Celt Z

A brar? Sounds aggressive! ;)


Hee hee... now I wish sports bras were known as brars. Maybe brawrs? Brwars, 'cause you're taking the girls into battle! :rofl:


#119

PatrThom

PatrThom

now I wish sports bras were known as brars. Maybe brawrs? Brwars, 'cause you're taking the girls into battle! :rofl:
How about a “knockstrap?”

—Patrick


#120

Celt Z

Celt Z

Sounds very German.


#121

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sounds very German.
überschulterboulderhalter!


#122

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Rackattacks?


#123

PatrThom

PatrThom

Rackattacks?
Do those come in 2U?

—Patrick


#124

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sunday, 1st of Winter, Year 1 - Household 3

Household 3 fixed - Kags Grue Mind Cog Drawn Vero Bubble181 and Polly.jpg


It's freezing out there, so you'll see most everybody in their winter clothes for the next half dozen updates or so.

Sure are a lot of early risers in this game. Vero's watching TV, Cog's working on his chess game, Mind is pumping iron, Kags is jamming out, and everybody else is just websurfing.
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Mind Detective has put in the pain, so he gets the gains. 'Mirin, brah.


Vero whips up breakfast for everybody.
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Coffee? Tea? SEGA?!!?! Also, today is New Skill Day, so everybody learns twice as fast, and gets a confidence bonus from learning/improving a skill. Vero gets a cooking improve.
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Cog appreciates the meal.
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Seems this household prefers to eat in front of the TV, rather than the dining room table.


The would-be renaissance sims set pit their minds against each other, chasing those elusive Logic points.
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There's only one chessboard, though, so Cog waits his turn while reading - another condition required by his aspiration.
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Gruebeard wants to be a funny guy. He practices his comedy routine. It is amateurish, but well received.
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Cog has made a very unwise decision pertaining to attire and study location.
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I am forced to ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL to prevent his lapse in judgement from becoming a fatal one.


Vero's aspirations involve meeting new people and making friends.
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Kags makes her third friend, satisfying that first condition. Now she needs to introduce herself to 10 people.
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So, she be-bops on over to the house next door.
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... and gets seven friendly introductions with very little effort. Her rolodex is filling up rapidly!
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Boy, meeting people is exhausing work. She stops off at home for a quick coffee.
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Next stop is across the street.
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Makin' friends and influencing people.
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It's been a big day, but a successful one. Vero has achieved the first major step in her aspiration, and made a good dent in the second. Tiring, however. Fortunately, it's not a long walk to get home.
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To begin work on his collecting aspiration, Drawn Inward purchases a ruby crystal. It will project an energizing aura in the common room. One down, 9 to go... I hope to find a less cash-intensive way to get him more collectables.
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Drawn Inward shushes Kags and Bubble, who are inconsiderately talking during his movie.
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That dumb movie was boring Kags anyway. She goes to grab some nosh. I have no idea how to even begin tackling her aspiration, but I am guessing it's going to involve travel to an exotic location, and an entirely Kags-centered update day.
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Bhamv is just wandering past, so Vero gets to meet another new person.
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Oh, and hey, there's Zappit, too. Very productive day for Vero.
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Vero can't stay awake any more. She goes and joins her already-sleeping hubby.


Kags is a THREAT on the dance floor.


Oh, and Polly NO LIKEY DISHWASHER.
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Kags and Drawn Inward are the last ones awake, and just as they go to bed around 3:30 am, Bubble is waking up and treats himself to a BUBBLE bath.


He then attempts to cook a big batch of bacon and eggs for breakfast.


Don't worry Bubble, I'm sure there's points for presentation.


Cog.... elects to have a bowl of yogurt instead.
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#125

Cog

Cog

I've never been in a cold weather before. I probably wanted to see if I could really die from it.


#126

PatrThom

PatrThom

I've had mornings like Bubble's.
They usually end with a McBreakfast IF there's still time.

--Patrick


#127

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

I have no idea how to even begin tackling her aspiration
Phone > Take A Vacation > Selvadorada.

You end up taking the whole house, though.


#128

MindDetective

MindDetective



#129

Bubble181

Bubble181

Vero whips up breakfast for everybody.
Thanks Vero! I'll try to return the favor!

The would-be renaissance sims set pit their minds against each other, chasing those elusive Logic points.
Kane vs Luthor: Battle of the Bald Supervillains!


Gruebeard wants to be a funny guy.
Art imitating real life. At least it's not Dave. :awesome:


Bhamv is just wandering past, so Vero gets to meet another new person.
Sure, just happens to be wandering by a beautiful woman. That's not even a decent attempt at an excuse, Bhamv!

Bubble is waking up and treats himself to a BUBBLE bath.
And I didn't even have to turn any of te knobs, the bubbles just kept on coming out of nowhere! It's like magic!

He then attempts to cook a big batch of bacon and eggs for breakfast.
Art imitating life, again. Even before I read further, I just knew "attempts" would be the instrumental part of that sentence.

Cog.... elects to have a bowl of yogurt instead.
Look, this is perfectly serviceable bachelor chow. I can't help it if you're used to super meals from your kitchen queen. Glass shards and an omelette black from pepper puts hair on your chest. And in your stomach. And everywhere, except the top of your head.[/QUOTE]


#130

Celt Z

Celt Z

Kags is killing it on the dance floor!


#131

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Bubble taking a bubble bath! Perfect.


#132

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

To begin work on his collecting aspiration, Drawn Inward purchases a ruby crystal. It will project an energizing aura in the common room. One down, 9 to go... I hope to find a less cash-intensive way to get him more collectables.
Cheating: put collectible in inventory, then "Place in world" . Rinse, repeat. Every time you pick it up, it counts as picking up a collectible.

Non cheating and easy: Fishing. Each new fish type you capture counts as a "collectible".
non cheating and work intensive: Digging up rocks. This is best done with the scientist GtW job, as there are probably 50 or 60 rock spawns that respawn quickly.


#133

Cog

Cog

It's amazing how sim-vero behaves as real-vero.


#134

PatrThom

PatrThom

It's amazing how sim-vero behaves as real-vero.
I hope you mean the smooching.

—Patrick


#135

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

Watch out ya’ll!! I’m throwing elbows!



#136

PatrThom

PatrThom

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—Patrick


#137

GasBandit

GasBandit

Monday, 2nd of Winter, Year 1, Household 4

Household 4 - Jwhouk Tinwhistler CeltZ Snuffleupagus Dei DarkAudit Gasbandit and Daisy.jpg


Things are heating up this winter.

We rejoin Household 4. Gas, Celt Z, and Dei are all websurfing. Gas is not dressed appropriately for the winter, but I guess at least he's inside, so he won't freeze to death.
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Tinwhistler watches TV while Snuffles has taken it upon himself to grill up some burgers for the morning meal.
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DarkAudit stacks the virtual blocks.
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Burgers are done. Everybody grabs some. Boy, the gals of House 4 must really love burgers.
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Alright, time to chase some aspirations. I set the would-be Renaissance Sims to doing logic building and bookreading.
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Snuffles is prompted to head downstairs and start mixing drinks to become the master mixologist he, well, aspires to be.


Gas and DA set to work on practicing their programming. They need a good 5 hours of practice, each.
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Keltsy's ambition is a little more tricky. She aspires to be a serial romantic. The first step to that is she needs a bona-fide, official boyfriend (or a girlfriend!), and has to go on two dates. But everybody else in the house is busy working on their own aspirations, and the only other person she's ever had flirty contact with is Adam, who is not around at the moment (and he wasn't particularly proficient at it, anyway).
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Daisy needs to go out to potty. Despite my addition of two doggy doors, she still wants someone to open the front door for her. Celt Z is the only one not engrossed in self-improvement, so it's up to her.


Celt Z indulges Daisy's insecurity, and lets her out, then immediately switches gears and distracts Gas from his programming.


She then starts laying on the charm, flirting with Gas. He's not going to get any work done at this rate. I'd like to protest my innocence, and point out that this (and what follows later) happened ENTIRELY WITHOUT MY INTERFERENCE other than having Celt Z let the dog out, though I know nobody is going to believe me. Heck, I was there playing, and I scarcely believe me, either.


Well, soon as Gas is GOOD and distracted and has given up on programming, Celt Z wanders off to go do something else, leaving him flirty but alone. Ain't that just how it goes? Dei has apparently gotten tired of chess and starts playing computer games instead.
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He watches some TV to get his mind back on straight.
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Dei goes outside and falls asleep in the hot tub again.
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Suitably back in the right mindset, Gas goes back to his programming. Tinwhistler starts hitting up the chat rooms, apparently liking what he finds.
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Free from scarlet-tressed teasing/distractions, DarkAudit has gotten his 5 hours in, and happily switches from coding to gaming.
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Daisy tells Snuffles that she's hungry.
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This is a bit confusing, given that there was a dish full of food in her play area. Snuffles refills both automatic feeders, just for good measure.


Dei rouses from her nap, and now that all 3 computers are occupied, opts for the arcade game in the basement.
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Jwhouk has worn himself out at logic. He recharges with some coffee and a movie, which Celt Z also watches.
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Gas finally gets his 5 hours of programming in.
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Tinwhistler gets his turn at the chessboard, and Snuffles joins him.
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Gas turns on the charm at Celt Z.
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It doesn't take long for the conversation to turn into flirting again.
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Well, neither SimCelt Z, SimGas, or actual Gas are any of the type of people to look a gift relationship in the mouth. Celt Z needs a love interest for her aspiration, Gas seems willing, and I'd be lying if I wasn't giggling like a nitwit. Gas asks, Celt Z accepts.
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Well, let's keep that train rolling, why don't we. Celt Z needs two dates, so the two head out on a date to a nearby nightclub.
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Oh, hey, Mind Detective is here too. And so is Kags. Jeez, Kags is everywhere lately!
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Anyway, the date goes well. ActualGas makes damn sure of it, and I ain't afraid to say it.


Gas has to excuse himself to the men's room for a moment. Celt Z briefly socializes at the bar. Oh hey, that's Drawn Inward there, too.
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Shoulder rubs FTW.
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Celt Z keeps revving his engine til Gas pretty much faints from fatigue. Whoops! Still, it's been a gold medal date. Time to head home.
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Come to think of it, Celt Z's pretty tired, too. The walk home is rather comical because of the exhaustion.


Back at the ranch, Jwhouk has apparently become so engrossed in whatever he was doing at the computer that he soils himself >_<
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Gas heads to bed, and Celt Z checks her e-mail, then does the same (notably, in a separate room). Jwhouk has a bath to deal with his accident. Snuffles accidentally walks in on him.


DarkAudit fixes himself a salad for dinner.
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Jwhouk, out of the bath, grills up a bunch of fruit, enough for everyone.
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Snuffles partakes of the fruit, but doesn't sit with Jwhouk. Maybe he feels a bit too awkward after the bath thing.


Jwhouk's still terribly embarrased by the earlier unfortunate mess, and goes to hide in a closet to have a cry.


Daisy doesn't judge him, though.
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DA samples one of the drinks that Snuffles mixed up today. It seems to agree with him.
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Snuffles and Jwhouk manage to get over their awkwardness, and play on the arcade machine in the basement.
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Then Snuffles tries his hand at darts. He's... not very good.
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DA heads off to bed, and the two remaining dudes play Vidya until it's Jwhouk's bedtime, too. Looks like Snuffles has decided to pull an all-nighter.
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Dei and Gas wake up. Dei is discomfited to find the snow coming down hard when she goes outside. Maybe the hot tub isn't a good idea, today.
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Gas braves the cold to eat some of the grilled fruit he finds on the table.
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Alas, it's time to tear myself away, and move on to the next Household.


Edit - apparently there's a limit to the number of gfycat autoembeds I can make per post... so the last 4 or so gifs are links instead of embedded gifs. You'll have to click on them to see them. But they still work.


#138

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

IIRC the game doesn't do the automatic "care for self" all that well. It's recommended you switch to something else, then back to Care For Self to get it to work properly.


#139

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Sure @GasBandit , it was all a coincidence!


#140

Dei

Dei

Sure @GasBandit , it was all a coincidence!
It just means he's going to be the first one to get his heart broken. I predict brawls over my twinsie soon.


#141

GasBandit

GasBandit

It just means he's going to be the first one to get his heart broken. I predict brawls over my twinsie soon.
You're probably right... she is a SERIAL romantic after all, which means my dumping is inevitable.


#142

PatrThom

PatrThom

You're probably right... she is a SERIAL romantic after all, which means my dumping is inevitable.
GasSim: "First!"
GasSim: "...first."

--Patrick


#143

jwhouk

jwhouk

And just as my iPad scrolled down to that after-date scene with me at the computer, it crashed Safari.

Probably out of sympathy.


#144

Celt Z

Celt Z

Ok, in my defense as someone who hasn't played the game, when I gave her Serial Romantic, I didn't realize it was something she had to fulfill. I thought it was like HFA where Celt Z is ok to date around when the opportunity rises. I didn't realize she was going to be a Pepe-Le-Pew-kissing man-eater. I'm both laughing and so embarrassed.

And it seems my realationship with an dog in my house is the same virtually as it is in real life. Pepper does the same thing to me at night.


#145

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ok, in my defense as someone who hasn't played the game, when I gave her Serial Romantic, I didn't realize it was something she had to fulfill.
Strictly speaking, you don't HAVE to fulfill the objectives of the aspiration, it just gets your sim "satisfaction points" which can then be spent on satisfaction rewards, which can be anything from age-reversing potions to buffs that make you get hungry slower or need to shower less often, to making your romantic actions more successful or never getting embarrassed by anything.

The objectives of a "Serial Romantic" are:

Level 1: Amore Amateur
  • Have a boyfriend or girlfriend
  • Go on 2 dates
Level 2: Up to Date
  • Achieve Level 4 Charisma Skill
  • Have had 3 First Kisses
Level 3: Romance Juggler
  • Achieve Level 6 Charisma Skill
  • Have strong romantic relationship levels with 3 Sims simultaneously
  • Kiss 10 Sims
Level 4: Serial Romantic
  • Earn gold levels on 3 dates. Does not matter who your dating partner is for any or all three.
  • Have had 8 total boyfriends and/or girlfriends.
Quite handy, then, that the "Player" buff you get for being a serial romantic shields you from jealousy.
I didn't realize she was going to be a Pepe-Le-Pew-kissing man-eater. I'm both laughing and so embarrassed.
Hah, does Lil' Z recognize mommy NOW? ;)

And just throwing this out there, if you (or anyone else) wants to change your aspiration, the game allows you to change your sim's aspiration at any time at no cost, and does not erase the progress you have made in your current ambition (so you could come back and work on it again later from the same point). So, if you see an aspiration you'd rather have your sim work toward, just let me know.


#146

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

The writer is one of the easier aspirations to max out and get famous at the same time. All you have to do is sit there and churn out novels and publish them. The fame and royalties come to you. As you increase in skill you get rewards in your inventory that increase the inspiration buff, which betters your chance of cranking out a bestseller.


#147

Dei

Dei

The writer one is also the most anti social. ;)


#148

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

I love that I’m EVERYWHERE. :rofl: Was I having a night out with my bros??

I wonder if my outgoing trait means I’m a wanderer - I wander to any place to see what’s going on?


#149

GasBandit

GasBandit

Tuesday, 3rd of Winter, Year 1 - Household 5

Household 5 fixed - Klew Sara Null Bhamv3 Zappit Sparhawk TigerTsang and Silk.jpg


Silk often asks to go out, then sees the snow, and decides not to go out.
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Seems like Null might be having tummy troubles.
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It may be snowing hard, but that's no reason not to grill hot dogs for breakfast, according to Bhamv!
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To help alleviate the stinky bush problems, I add two bathrooms to the first floor.
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Some like to eat out in the snow...
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...others prefer to eat in front of the TV where it is warm...
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And some just wanna go to the gym to watch TV.
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Null and Zappit got off on the wrong foot last time, but now they look to be making an effort to mend some fences.
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Tiger Tsang has an accident coming in from breakfast. Fortunately, nothing's hurt but his pride.
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Bhamv has a teenage moment and spends the end of breakfast yelling at Sparhawk


The trash is piling up around the garbage can that Null kicked over last week. He sets it to right.


Bhamv heads off to school. I worry that she's not dressed warmly enough, but she vanishes before I can do anything about it.
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Klew turns a casual conversation with Zappit awkward by sticking in a poorly-thought-out risque question, embarrasing both.


It's only 9 am but Tiger already wants a nap.
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Alright, time to start chasing some ambitions. Null wants to be a writer, so he needs to write books. At his skill level, he can write children's books. He decides to go with personal experience, I guess.
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Uh, I'm a little concerned about how this book is going to turn out.


Zappit gets to work "painting" on one of the nearby tablets.
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Since the chessboards are out in the driving snow, the renaissance sims crack open the books.
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Sparhawk plays with his dog before he heads off to work.
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Hrm, using the tablet doesn't seem to be counting toward Zappit's painter aspiration. I have him buy an easel, and try that instead.
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Tiger wants to be a friend to the animals, too.
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The RenSims finish their books, and are a little tired. I have them grab some coffee while I move a chessboard inside for them.
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Silk vanquishes a squirrel in paw-to-paw combat.


Logic time.
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Things continue much in this vein until around 3, when Bhamv gets home from school. She is a mass of conflicting emotions and also hungry. IE, a Teenager.
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Sara is completely worn out after all that chess, and goes for a nap.
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After getting something to eat, Bhamv starts on her homework.
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Null goes and helps her with her studies, which makes them go faster. I worry what he might be teaching her, though...


Sparhawk gets home from work, and is so exhausted and cranky he immediately has to take a nap.
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Sara finishes her nap, and Klew's all coffee'd up, so more chess. Null reads a book.
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Sparhawk wakes up from his nap, but is still so tired he decides to just go straight to bed.
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Sara decides to do likewise shortly later, but the caffeine coursing through Klew's veins inspires him to hit the treadmill.
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Exercise slash dance party. Bhamv heads up to bed.


Zappit has had an incredibly productive day, art-wise. He clears all the hurdles for his first level of his aspiration, painting for over 5 hours, including 3 inspired paintings.
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Tiger goes off by himself to the basement to have a late dinner of popcorn. The solitude invigorates him, as he is a Loner.
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Sara wakes up around 1 am, and smells the popcorn.
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Bhamv soon does likewise.
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The two get along well. I am amused to note that the activity that Bhamv is executing upon Sara in this picture is literally "complain about everything." Teens.
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Aaand it's time to move on...


#150

GasBandit

GasBandit

I wonder if my outgoing trait means I’m a wanderer - I wander to any place to see what’s going on?
It means you crave social interaction and get unhappy if you aren't socializing frequently... so, yeah, that might mean you go out to gathering spots more often when I'm not in control of your household ;)


#151

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

Tuesday, 3rd of Winter, Year 1 - Household 5

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Silk often asks to go out, then sees the snow, and decides not to go out.
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This was so freaking true of Silk IRL. He hated the rain and the snow, would actually insist on checking out the other options for outside to see if the weather was over there too.


#152

Celt Z

Celt Z

Hah, does Lil' Z recognize mommy NOW? ;)

And just throwing this out there, if you (or anyone else) wants to change your aspiration, the game allows you to change your sim's aspiration at any time at no cost, and does not erase the progress you have made in your current ambition (so you could come back and work on it again later from the same point). So, if you see an aspiration you'd rather have your sim work toward, just let me know.
Ha ha. I haven't shown him Sim Me because every time I've worked on it, he wasn't around. But Mr. Z has seen both updates, and said, "... so what part of this isn't true?". Hmph.

Even though it was accidental, you can keep my original aspirations. I'm just going to laugh at it.
Post automatically merged:

Null in the background of Klew and Zappit's conversation reminds me of that Friends episode when they get stuck trying to go skiing:



And speaking of Null, I'd assume he's telling Bhamv not to eat her pet turtle. Sage advice, that.


#153

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

It means you crave social interaction and get unhappy if you aren't socializing frequently... so, yeah, that might mean you go out to gathering spots more often when I'm not in control of your household ;)
I CANT BE TAMED!!


#154

Bubble181

Bubble181

It's only 9 am but Tiger already wants a nap.
You and me both, buddy.


#155

GasBandit

GasBandit

But Mr. Z has seen both updates, and said, "... so what part of this isn't true?". Hmph.
Well, I mean, he did sign off on me being your 2D-Waifu :p


#156

Celt Z

Celt Z

Well, I mean, he did sign off on me being your 2D-Waifu :p
*sigh* He did. And he thinks it's funny seeing all the things my avatars get subjected to when you do these projects.

AND, because I swear he knew you asked, Li'l Z saw the frame where I'm making coffee and knew it had to be me. Then I had to explain a)why I'm in the game, b)why he and Mr. Z aren't there, and c) why I can't put them in, which became a request to get Sims 4 so we could make our whole family. I may wait to see how SimForums pays out first.


#157

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wednesday, 4th of Winter, Year 1 - Household 1

Household 1 - Cheesy Wasabi Gryfter Jun Charon Terrik Genspec Luca.jpg


Party time.

Pretty much everybody is absorbed in their own computer escapades again.
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Cheesy is getting in a little dance practice, and Terrik is struck by the odd impulse to do some cooking.
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Breakfast goes over pretty well. Gryfter elects to eat in front of the TV instead of at the table.
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Luca has breakfast too.
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It's winterfest today, so everybody gets on the phone and calls everybody they know to come over and celebrate. Vero, Celt Z, Sara, Squidley, and Kags show up in short order. HCGLNS conspicuously does not show up. General Specific has a nap.
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It's a party!


A second, slightly smaller party goes on in the sauna.
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Vero flirts with Terrik. Right. In. Front. Of. Jun.
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Emrys shows up late, just as the other guests are about to leave. She, like Kags, avails herself of the sauna.
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The stress of the party wore Jun out. Cheesy also has a nap.
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I bet this is where 90% of Terrik's inspirations come from.
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Nothing has ever made Wasabi feel so alive as this winterfest party has.
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Jun finishes her nap, but is still mad at Terrik and Vero's flirtatious behavior. She attempts to vent her frustration on the garbage bin outside, but the weather quickly and forcefully sends her back inside.


Charon and Emrys really hit it off, and become great friends. He gives her a key to the house, so she can just come over and hang out whenever she wants.
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Jun's in such a foul mood now that she yells at poor, innocent Cheesy.
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Terrik tries to talk it out with her, but it leads to an argument.


Luca likes his ball.


Uh, Terrik, taking a selfie with Wasabi in her undies probably is not the best thing for your marriage right now.
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Everybody else has gone to bed, but GenSpec, Terrik and Cheesy have a late night snack with festive carrying-on.
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Gryfter wakes up bright and early at 3, and is inspired to clean the yucky bathroom sink.
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Terrik finally climbs into bed about then, too.


General Specific gives Luca some attention.


Charon wakes up cold and hungry, but TV comes first.
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General Specific finally goes to bed in the bottom half of the 4am hour.
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Gryfter is also cold and hungry, and has to go to the bathroom, but he can't seem to tear himself away from chatting online.
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#158

Null

Null

Cold, hungry, and has to use the bathroom but can't stop online chatting? HELLO ME DURING WINTER BREAK WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE.


#159

Celt Z

Celt Z

Charon and Emrys' selfie is so cute!


#160

PatrThom

PatrThom

I love how most of these are:
“Man, am I ever hungry. But first I must check my email...”
“My bladder feels like it’s going to explode! Ooo the holo-chamber is empty, time to beat the high score!”

—Patrick


#161

GasBandit

GasBandit

Thursday, 5th of Winter, Year 1 - Household 2

Household 2 - Adam Emrys MikeRC Squidley HCGLNS Patrthom Dirona and Pudding.jpg


Life has its ups, and its downs...

Emrys is cooking up breakfast while Pat gets his dance groove on, and Squidley watches some TV. Everybody else is up in their room on their computers.
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Emrys really outdid herself, these are some good vittles.
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Emrys' brekky brings all the folks to the yard, and they're like, it's better than ours, and damn right it's better than yours. She could teach you, but she'd have to charge.


Pudding has some odd sleeping habits.
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Dirona and Pat start to work their brains.
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Adam aspires to be wealthy and successful, and that's difficult to do when you're unemployed. He enters the world of Business.
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Content with his choice, he takes a nap.
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Emrys plays with the various animals in the house.
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Squidley gives her man a big ol smooch before she has to head off to work and bust punks.
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As she heads out the door, HCGLNS gets to work making drinks for his mixologist aspiration.
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Hrmmmm, not bad, if he does say so himself.
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MikeRC's aspiration requires him to make enemies and play pranks on people. Knowing it's best not to crap where you eat, he decides to find victims at the gym.
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He finds a paparazzi waiting out front to ambush a minor celebrity when she comes out. Perfect victim.
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Hey there, pally! Put 'er there!


Despite playing several pranks of varying degrees of cruelty on Malaysia Dudley, she doesn't quite become a new enemy. This frustrates MikeRC, and so he takes his aggression out on a punching bag, since he's already at the gym.


Meanwhile, back at the house, HCGLNS is still mixing up drinks, and Emrys distracts Pat from the chess with her singing.
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Dirona has changed gears, and wants to read a book.
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She decides to read her book at the bar. Maybe get a little taste of what HCGLNS is mixing up, eh?
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Suddenly, HCGLNS doesn't feel so good. Before anyone realizes what's happened, he's on the floor.


The Grim Reaper comes and collects Scruffy, leaving behind an urn for his friends and loved ones.
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However, before he leaves, the TV catches his eye. He watches for a bit.
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Death is also apparently fond of kitties.
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Adam takes the opportunity for the ultimate networking connection.
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MikeRC gets back from the gym, and relieves his tension with a soak in the sauna.
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Adam convinces everybody to try to get their mind off what has happened by watching the big TV season premiere together.
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Poor Squidley gets home from work, and is understandably miserable. She sits forlornly at HCGLNS' bar. Resting there is the last drink he made.
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She takes the drink and imbibes it in the bath.
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It's going to be really hard to be Squidleybits for a while.
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After most everybody has gone to bed, MikeRC tries his hand at cheering up Dirona.
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He's all energized up, so he cleans up a dirty spot in the kitchen, while Dirona makes tea.
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They relax and sip the warm tea, continuing to chat.
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Um... I think Dirona may have put something in the tea. Suddenly there's a lot of flirting going on.
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The two keep chatting each other up for a while, but it gets late and they turn in. Around 4 AM, Adam and Squidley wake up. Squidley doesn't feel like cooking, and just gets a PBJ out of the fridge, munching on it listlessly. There's also leftover tea from last night to be had...
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Hands up, everybody who saw that coming. Well, it's natural to want to do something life affirming in the face of loss, right?
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Pudding is helping the ambiance with romantic caterwauling. Patrthom thinks he might be coming down with something...
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#162

Celt Z

Celt Z

Oh no!
Not the bar hobo! :(


#163

GasBandit

GasBandit

I ain't gonna lie...

When Squidley got home, and sadly sat down at the bar, pursed lips quivering, I teared up myself.


#164

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Pudding, in the bar, with poison.



Adam keeps flirting with Squidley, and he'll be Pud's next victim.


#165

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Fucking cat. See how chummy it was with the Grim Reaper!


#166

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Omg!!!!

I don’t understand!!! How did this happen??


#167

GasBandit

GasBandit

Omg!!!!

I don’t understand!!! How did this happen??
HCGLNS chose to be an "elder" when he rolled his character. Elders die of natural causes between 5 and 20 or so days of becoming an elder. That's part of the game... you will all grow old and pass, eventually.


#168

Null

Null

I'm gonna guess he accidentally used the cyanide instead of amaretto for that almond flavor in his drink.


#169

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I would not want Squidley to be alone. I would arrange for her to have a dog after I die.


#170

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

No thanks on the dog! A second cat
Would be just fine :)


#171

MindDetective

MindDetective

I'd like to change MindDetective's aspiration to BodyBuilder (unless there are any other Athletic ones I don't know about). I might change it again later, if it proves to be an easy one.


#172

Dei

Dei

I would not want Squidley to be alone. I would arrange for her to have a dog after I die.
More like arrange for your ghost to join the household. :p


#173

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

More like arrange for your ghost to join the household. :p
But that doesn't set up a John Wick scenario.


#174

GasBandit

GasBandit

Friday, 6th of Winter, Year 1 - Household 3

Household 3 fixed - Kags Grue Mind Cog Drawn Vero Bubble181 and Polly.jpg


Welcome to the Jungle, we've got fun and games.

The only one in the household unable to pursue her aspiration is Kags. And darn it, it's just so cold here right now, anyway. Time for a vacation.
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Kags wants to be a Jungle Explorer. She books a flight south of the border (WAY south) and rents a little cottage.
kags vacation.jpg


This is the temporary Casa De La Kags, a quaint little 1-bedroom hideaway with only a SLIGHT problem with a spider infestation.
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It was a long trip to get here, but she's rarin' to go. Kags heads off to the marketplace to start fulfilling her dreams. First off, she stops at a local food vendor and samples the cuisine.


Next, she visits a merchant's table, and purchases supplies such as water, bat bait, a machete, and bug repellant. Also a cute handwoven basket.
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Viewing the statue in the plaza gets her boned up on local culture a little.


She asks the residents about the local sights, particularly the jungle.
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The day's only half over, but Kags has accomplished a lot, and needs to recharge. She heads back to the cabana for a snooze.


She wakes up around 6, just as the sun is going down, and is ready to resume her adventure. But first, she prepares herself a PBJ sack lunch to take with her.
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Kags grabs all her stuff and heads to the trailhead. Good thing she got that machete, as the way into the jungle is blocked by thick vines.
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On the way up the trail, she has an encounter...
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This bridge looks a little rickety, but Kags gets across it with no problem. The scenic waterfall puts her in a romantic mood, but there's nobody around to romance.
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She finds ruins on the other side, with a dirt pile that looks absolutely pregnant with possible artifacts. She digs in the pile for a bit, but doesn't find anything of note.


More vines block the way to the next location.


Another encounter in the jungle...
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There's no bathroom in the jungle. Kags has to relieve herself in a bush. Hope that's not the local equivalent of poison ivy.


When trying to clear the next set of vines, Kags is attacked by spiders! Fortunately she had the foresight to get spider repellant, and deals with the crawly little suckers.
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More trail encounters.
kags sloths 1.jpg
kags sloths 2.jpg


Well, that was a little embarrasing. But Kags has discovered a set of ancient royal baths. Seems a good place to stop for dinner.


She comes to a sealed door that not even her machete can get through. Looks like this is as far as she'll get into the jungle this trip... but she vows she'll be back one day!
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Returning to her bungalow, she fires up the fireplace, and settles in next to it with a book to take it easy and enjoy the remainder of her vacation.


Meanwhile, back in the home neighborhood, it's pretty much business as usual around the house for the others. There's TV, Vidya, and Dancing going on. That Crystal that Drawn Inward bought is keeping everyone energized... which is a double-edged sword when you're cooped up inside on a snowy day.
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Just a couple dudes workin' out, making the best of getting stuck inside.


With Grue's assistance, Vero discovers she really likes video games.
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Bubbles has decided to take up the guitar. Others listen appreciatively.
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And thus passes a quiet evening as the snow continues to pile up outside.


#175

GasBandit

GasBandit

I'd like to change MindDetective's aspiration to BodyBuilder (unless there are any other Athletic ones I don't know about). I might change it again later, if it proves to be an easy one.
Ok, I didn't see this til after I'd done the latest one, but next time you come around, I'll change your aspiration.


#176

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Was this foreshadowing??

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#177

GasBandit

GasBandit

At the time, I had no idea. He was invited, he didn't show.


#178

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

...taking a selfie with Wasabi in her undies probably is not the best thing for your marriage right now

:eek:


#179

Celt Z

Celt Z

They are very nice undies, tho'.


#180

GasBandit

GasBandit

Saturday, 7th of Winter, Year 1, Household 4

Household 4 - Jwhouk Tinwhistler CeltZ Snuffleupagus Dei DarkAudit Gasbandit and Daisy.jpg


Shooboo de jiffy fleeba zot ah naby bleef du maiiiiiii

Grilled fruit for breakfast, with a side of innuendo for Gas
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The gals decide to unlock an achievement. Fortunately for everyone, they're smart enough to get out and change on their own when they start to get too cold, so I don't have to intervene to keep them alive like I did for Cog.
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Snuffles decides to take up the violin.
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Meanwhilst, Tin is flirting in chat rooms.
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It's new year's eve, and I plan to have them invite people over, so I prompt my SimSelf to bake a cake.
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Doing the polar bear swim has made Celt Z feel ready to take on anything, like a boss. And apparently, I really mean ANYTHING.
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DarkAudit want coffee.
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Real-Gas is playing the sims, watching Sim-Gas play the sims. It's too meta.
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Dei gets started on the revelry a little early.
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The sisters apparently love NYE. They invite everybody they know. And by that I mean everybody Celt Z knows, because Dei has barely ever talked to anybody that wasn't either via computer or in the hot tub. Not everybody can come, though, it seems, as some are busy.
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Mind Detective and Charon are the first to arrive.
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Tin is STILL chatting on the internet. I prompt him to go intercept Dirona on the street as she passes by. HEY LADY DO YOU LIKE TANKS
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Gas has switched from playing games to trolling forums.
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Things start to get social in the kitchen.
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Next to arrive are MikeRC and Adam. MikeRC appears to be in a bad mood.
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Terrik's ready to mingle inappropriately.
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The big Daisy-doodie by the front door is getting the guests off on the wrong foot. I have Gas deal with it. Gas hates being on poop patrol.


I think MD might have just found Gas' latest forum post.
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Tin and Dirona have been talking for over an hour out there in the cold. They're really getting along.


MikeRC takes a shower and makes himself at home.
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Charon and MD have prior engagements and say their goodbyes.
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Gas' cake is nothing special, but even mediocre cake is still pretty good.
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Celt Z is exhausted, and goes for a soak and a snooze. Tin manages to convince Dirona to come in for cake.


Jwhouk entertains the more wallflowerish guests.
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Snuff the aspiring Mixologist has become something of a drink-snob, and the quality of what's on offer does not impress him. He decides to take a nap.
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Jwhouk is exhausted, and also has to pee really bad. So he heads for the hot tub. Celt Z apparently can foresee the problem this poses, and vacates.


Oh, THIS is why everybody's so damn tired... the coffee maker is on the fritz. I nudge Tinwhistler into fixing it.


Coffee didn't come in time for DarkAudit.
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The guests leave one by one, but Dirona isn't gone long before she texts Tinwhistler.
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Tin mingles with the crowd and schmoozes the minor celebrities, while Dirona goes to critique the restroom decor.
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Oh hey, Wasabi's here. She and Tin chat for a while, becoming friends.
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In an odd twist of events, nobody actually ends up on stage during the talent showcase, they just mingle and chat. Tin finally gets tired of the whole mess and goes home.
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DA tries to grill up some dinner. There seems to be a porblem.
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Thankfully, Dei has the presence of mind to save DarkAudit's life. The grill is a write-off, however.


Nearly burning to death has put DA in a rather foul mood. Tin has had enough of this year and goes to bed.
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Dei's confidence has been boosted by her handling of the situation, however. I provide her with a mirror at which to practice her new aspiration: Acting.


Snuffles and Celt Z manage to cheer up DA.
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How the heck did this puddle get here?
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Gas helps clean up by gathering dishes, but the dishwasher is on the fritz. He manages to not electrocute himself while fixing it.
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Dei starts making a snowman, but gets distracted halfway through, and doesn't finish.
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#181

Null

Null

Broken coffee maker, exploding grill, and leaking dishwasher?

You got gremlins, bro.


#182

Dei

Dei

Dei starts making a snowman, but gets distracted halfway through, and doesn't finish.
View attachment 29315
The most true to life part of this whole post.


#183

Bubble181

Bubble181

Broken coffee maker, exploding grill, and leaking dishwasher?

You got gremlins, bro.
It's always been the case that a ridiculous number of appliances break ridiculously quickly in the Sims games. I guess it's to imitate all the small bills and household crap they're not modeling in the game proper.


Gas has switched from playing games to trolling forums.
Well, yeah; he went to post an update about his SimHalforums House, where his character, Buzzy Pomona, is really growing in his career as a radio jockey and is now...errrr.....network director or something something.


#184

Dei

Dei

It's always been the case that a ridiculous number of appliances break ridiculously quickly in the Sims games. I guess it's to imitate all the small bills and household crap they're not modeling in the game proper.




Well, yeah; he went to post an update about his SimHalforums House, where his character, Buzzy Pomona, is really growing in his career as a radio jockey and is now...errrr.....network director or something something.
You totally get bills in the Sims. :p


#185

Bubble181

Bubble181

You totally get bills in the Sims. :p
While i haven't played in years and I'm actually not sure if I ever played 4, I just mean "life in general". Yeah ,you get some bills in the mail every few days, but I meant all the stuff that isn't modelled. Unless I'm mistaken ,you don't need to remember to have your car checked up, compare different loans and figure out which one's for you, have your roof fixed after a storm, have that weird water spot in the basement checked out for rising ground water, etc etc etc. I might only have an electric appliance on the Fritz every few years, but I constantyl have *some* headache or other about household stuff. Half of them just don't exist, so I imagine they might have more of those that they do have.

Of course, I also generally don't play video games until I literally pass out in a puddle of my own pee on a work day, so Sims' realism is up for debate :p


#186

PatrThom

PatrThom

Real-Gas is playing the sims, watching Sim-Gas play the sims. It's too meta.
Gas has switched from playing games to trolling forums.
Still "too meta."

--Patrick


#187

Celt Z

Celt Z

Pee Like a Champion
I've never been so proud.

the coffee maker is on the fritz.
I'm shocked Celt Z didn't move out.


#188

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I'm shocked Celt Z didn't move out.
Vacancy in house 2.


#189

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sunday, 1st of Spring, Year 1 - Household 5

Household 5 fixed - Klew Sara Null Bhamv3 Zappit Sparhawk TigerTsang and Silk.jpg


This update is 14% adultier.

Another typical morning in household 5 - Null's grilling up some hotdogs for breakfast, and everybody's kind of doing their own thing.
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Sara's being very diligent about her aspiration, I don't even have to prompt her, she's already at the chessboard.
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And Zappit's actually putting the movie theater in the basement to good use for once, watching a political drama.
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Null and Bhamv are both highly enthused about hotdogs for breakfast.
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Some, however, prefer popcorn.
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With a twirl and a growth spurt, Bhamv achieves young adulthood. The "teens are allowed to romance with adults" mod I hunted down and installed has gone entirely to waste.
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But there was no birthday party, so now she's depressed. She crawls back into bed to cry it out.
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Given that she's not in school anymore, she then heads into the closet and picks out a new "everyday" outfit to replace her uniform.
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Null and Zappit are kind of getting an "odd couple" thing going on. It had a rocky beginning, but they're growing on each other.
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Sparhawk tries out the climbing wall.


Bhamv cheers up enough for a tiny dance par-tay.


Spar and Klew play some vidya in the arcade.


Sparhawk notices tiny dots leaping off of Silk.
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Klew's in a really focused mood, and heads out back to use the observatory.
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Spar gets Silk on the exam table. Yep, Silk's got fleas. A little spritz-spritz and it's all better.
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Null did not plan ahead when he visited the sauna.
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Bhamv is feeling better, but still grumpy about her birthday. You know what? She's a real adult now, let's go out and do grown up things. She wants to be a serial romanticizer, but nobody she's met yet has really done anything for her romantically, so maybe she needs to meet some new people.
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At random, she decides to go to the Solar Flare lounge.
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Guh, there's barely anybody here, and the people that ARE here are all elderly! Bhamv orders a drink at random anyway.
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Uh oh, that drink had plasma fruit in it, which Bhamv has now discovered does NOT agree with her. She barely makes it to the restroom.
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HEY DIDN'T ANYONE EVER TEACH YOU TO KNOCK, BITCH?!
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That place sucked. Bhamv decides to try somewhere new, and finds a little pub called the Shrieking Llama. She orders a verifiably NON-plasma-fruit drink and chats up the Bill-Gates lookalike at the end of the bar.
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He's pleasant enough, but not all that fun. But hey, Gryfter arrives - and the two of them seem to hit it off pretty well.
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And things do turn a little flirty, too.


Then some kind of celebrity shows up and yanks everyone's attention away. General Specific is also there fanboying it up. Bhamv immediately doesn't like her.
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Eventually the celebrity leaves and things start to get back on track, but it's getting pretty late, and Bhamv and Gryfter are both getting pretty tired, and each head home.
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Back home, Klew manages to NOT burn the place down, grilling up some pork and beans.
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Bhamv heads pretty much straight to bed.


Klew enjoys his dinner on the couch next to Null and Sara, who are drinking coffee and reading. Zappit uses a mirror to psych himself to make a more emotional painting, as those are part of the next phase of his aspiration.
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Tiger's aspiration involves being nice to animals.
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And so does Sparhawk's.


Klew, Sara, and Tiger are getting along famously.
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I'm starting to wonder if that coffee mug is grafted to Null's hand.
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#190

Dei

Dei

I think you need to move that stereo upstairs to the dance floor. :p


#191

GasBandit

GasBandit

I think you need to move that stereo upstairs to the dance floor. :p
Or move the dance floor downstairs to the stereo, or something!


#192

Dei

Dei

Or move the dance floor downstairs to the stereo, or something!
But it looks cool upstairs because you can see down to the first floor. :O


#193

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ok, that was the 15th update, and the way things are progressing, I think I need to change format. Rather than be a detailed chronology of daily events, I'm switching to more of a "important events" kind of thing thing, I think, going forward. Each update from here on out will now no longer spotlight mundane things like cooking or sleeping (unless something really noteworthy happens therein), but rather only making a record of more important occurances. I'll still be more or less spending one day in each household, but each update here on the forum may span multiple days and multiple households.


#194

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Ok, that was the 15th update, and the way things are progressing, I think I need to change format. It's just gonna be Kags On Vacation and Hottub Redheads from here on out.
TTFY

(Translated That For Y'All)


#195

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

@Null
Null Swiggity.jpg


#196

PatrThom

PatrThom

I, also, feel somehow cheated that we were not treated to Null creepy-walking around in the snow wearing nothing more than a towel.

--Patrick


#197

jwhouk

jwhouk

So. I'm the "Pissed Myself" guy in this game. Greaaaaat.


#198

Celt Z

Celt Z

So. I'm the "Pissed Myself" guy in this game. Greaaaaat.
I appreciate that you gave some warning so I could run.


#199

GasBandit

GasBandit

Update 16 - Early spring, year 1 - Households 1, 2, 3

Household 1 - Cheesy Wasabi Gryfter Jun Charon Terrik Genspec Luca.jpg
Household 2 fixed - Dirona Patrthom Squidley MikeRC Emrys Adam and Pudding.jpg
Household 3 fixed - Kags Grue Mind Cog Drawn Vero Bubble181 and Polly.jpg


Terrik wants to be rich and successful. Kinda hard to do that unemployed. He starts down the medical career path.
terrik gets a job.jpg


Wasabi goes visiting around the neighborhood to introduce herself to more people. In the process, I discover that apparently she and Dirona have had some sort of major falling out, and they don't like each other at all.
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I call this one "The family that plays together, stays together." Everyone's aspirations are coming along quite well, except for Charon's... he wants to have a successful lineage, and for that to happen... he's going to need to become a parent. Thus far, no ladies have volunteered... and there's no space to adopt a child into this house anyway... he's got a decision to make - move out, or find a new aspiration?
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Late at night, after everyone has gone to bed, Terrik practices his dance moves... and pulls something.


Squidley has focused on her career as a method of dealing with her grief, and it has born fruit - she's been promoted to full detective. All she needs is to close a big case, and the sky's the limit.
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MikeRC has found someone else to be his aspirational second enemy - and it's Bhamv. They mix like oil and water. Maybe it's the fact that they tried to have a weenie roast in the middle of a thunderstorm.
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It's tough balancing her career advancement with her aspiration of becoming a great painter, but Squidley is doing what she can.
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Mind Detective has changed his aspiration to becoming a bodybuilder. He's put in so much work he's already off to a good start. Hitting an actual gym takes him even further.


Grue is a damn laugh riot. Or at least he thinks he is.


Oh, hey! We have our first (and completely spontaneous) woo-hoo. While everybody else is busy working on their various aspirations or seeing to their needs, Cog and Vero sneak off to the sauna to generate a little steam of their own.


Mind Detective has been going gangbusters all day, and is getting results.
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He's come far enough in his aspirations to get enough reward points to buy the Gym Rat and Waterproof traits. This will make him able to satisfy his need for "fun" with exercise, lose less hygiene in the process, and he can go jogging in the rain and still be perfectly happy.
Mind Detective is a gym rat and waterproof.jpg


Grue's advanced in his comedy aspiration far enough to where it's time to go pro.
grue got jokes.jpg


Kags grabs a book off the shelf at random. Turns out, it's a pick-up artist's manual called "Reel Her In." She can't believe the hilariously ridiculous things it says to do to get a lady.
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Nearby, Dirona is spotted having a picnic with some neighborhood townies.
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More to come... but the condensed updates with less fluff aren't any faster to make. In fact, they require a lot more playtime in game. So it might mean shorter updates, or updates of approximately this length but every other day (barring sudden incidents of heavy drama, of course).
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#200

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Woot! SimGrue is gonna be famous.

Thanks for helping me practice, SimBubbles!


#201

MindDetective

MindDetective

If it matters, Gas, I prefer the updates showing the whole day fr a single house, even if it means less frequent updates. It is just nice to get a little context around those more significant events.


#202

GasBandit

GasBandit

If it matters, Gas, I prefer the updates showing the whole day fr a single house, even if it means less frequent updates. It is just nice to get a little context around those more significant events.
Is this really what you guys want? I was worried that the 500th time I showed somebody taking a bath or going to bed, people would get bored and stop reading.


#203

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

I'm not dead bored yet.


#204

Celt Z

Celt Z

Sometimes the little things are the funniest. Otherwise how would we know PatrThom is stealing microwaves?


#205

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

I'd likely enjoy it either way.

:rimshot:


#206

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Ah, my urn isn't in the group photo.


#207

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ah, my urn isn't in the group photo.
No, it's in the kitchen :p


#208

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

I'll take it either way, just happy that I decided to finally do this.


#209

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

No, it's in the kitchen :p
Nobody picked him up?? He’s still just sitting on the floor??


#210

GasBandit

GasBandit

Nobody picked him up?? He’s still just sitting on the floor??
I had it moved to a more easy-to-mourn-at area of the kitchen.

Actually, maybe I should see if it can be placed on top of the bar...


#211

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Is that it on the floor with the cat in the picture where Wasabi and Dirona are fighting?


#212

GasBandit

GasBandit

Is that it on the floor with the cat in the picture where Wasabi and Dirona are fighting?
Well, ya say it like THAT and it sounds horribly gauche!

That is basically the DANCE floor, I'll have you know. It is right under the speaker.


#213

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

It should make a tour of all the houses.


#214

GasBandit

GasBandit

Thursday, 5th of Spring, year 1 - Household 4

Household 4 - Jwhouk Tinwhistler CeltZ Snuffleupagus Dei DarkAudit Gasbandit and Daisy.jpg


Alright, you guys said you wanted single-day-single-household updates with more minutiae, that's what I'll do.

We rejoin Household 4...

Gas grills (no pun intended) up some fruit for breakfast. What's the deal with this place and grilled fruit? Snuffles is at the chessboard.
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Tinwhistler, DarkAudit, and Jwhouk are surfin' the web.
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Celt Z is going for an early morning lap or ten.
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And Dei is watching TV.
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Breakfast is had. I make sure they all eat their fill, because I plan to work them hard toward their aspirations today.
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For GasBandit and DarkAudit, that means getting those last few hours of vidya in.
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Dei hasn't worked on her acting at all since last week! Time to get back on that horse.
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Jwhouk and Tinwhistler hone their logic skills.
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I set Snuffles to mixing up drinks. Uh... got some on the floor, there, Snuff.
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Celt Z can't actually "work toward" her aspiration just now, and she wanders off and hits the waterslide. Hey, it counts as fitness, I didn't know that.


When she wears herself out, she goes for a nap.


A little over an hour later, Snuffleupagus has dramatically improved at drink mixing.


Dei finally gets her acting good enough to where she needs to start getting gigs to progress. She joins a talent agency, and gets an audition tomorrow to be in a commercial. Now she needs to practice her charisma - the commercial wants it to be level 2.
dei job.jpg


Finished with chess, I have Tin and Jwhouk grab books. They each independently decide to sit on this bench outside instead of in the armchairs around the bookshelf. That must be one comfy bench.
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Gas has finished up his aspirational work for the day, so Celt Z takes him to karaoke - which because it's not the one in the basement but rather in public at a karaoke bar, counts as a date, so she can check that off her list. The next step down her path of becoming a heartbreaker is to have three "first kisses," including the one she's already had.


When they return, I find Dei has flaked out on speech practice with ONE PIXEL to go to level 2. I crack the whip and get her back on track.
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The weather's warming up, so this gives me a chance to fix Jwhouk's tank top "wife beater" situation.
jwhouk new duds.jpg


When DarkAudit finished his programming, he was exhausted. Nap time.
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Snuffles, however, decides on liquid sleep. It isn't enough. He still goes to take a nap right after drinking his coffee, he's so worn out from shaking his jiggers all day.
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Dinner Time for those still conscious. I swear, I don't make Dei sit in the pool, she just seems to prefer it. Celt Z also has a nap.
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When the sun goes down, it suddenly turns cold and starts snowing again. Make up your mind, spring. Celt Z finds that Dei left a pastry in the microwave, and now it's pretty much gone bad.
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So, in a well-intentioned mistake, she feeds it to Daisy.
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BARF.
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Aww, that's ok, Daisy, Daddy wuvs you anyway.
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Jwhouk breaks the bathroom sink and straight up walks away.
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The sisters are so close-knit, they think nothing of sharing a bed.
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It may be kinda cold, but that won't stop Jwhouk from hurting himself on the waterslide!


He unwinds with a book afterwards. Looks like he doesn't plan to sleep tonight.
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Around 4:30 am, the sisters wake up, barely getting 5 or 6 hours of sleep. It seems Celt Z has been struck with the sudden urge to clean.
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Dei has other impulses. Pew pew pew!
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#215

jwhouk

jwhouk

"Hey, it was like that when I got here."


#216

PatrThom

PatrThom

Is it too late to change @jwhouk 's aspiration to "Bam Margera?"

--Patrick


#217

GasBandit

GasBandit

What it feels like having to document the footage of a date between sim-Gas and Sim-CeltZ



#218

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

No banana for scale?


#219

GasBandit

GasBandit

Friday, 6th of Spring, Year 1, Household 5

Household 5 fixed - Klew Sara Null Bhamv3 Zappit Sparhawk TigerTsang and Silk.jpg


Apropos of nothing, anybody remember El Juski's comic, Love in the Time of Sausage?

It's early at House 5, and Zappit's already hard at work painting when I get here.
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You give people computers these days, they just tune out the rest of the world. And why is Tiger watching that TV in front of the treadmills...
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When there's a perfectly good couch with a BIGGER TV over here, by Klew?
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Guess what Sara is making for breakfast? That's right, more grilled fruit. You know, I am not entirely sure those things in the middle are fruit... are they bananas? Or pickles?
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Dei suggested I move the stereo up to the dance floor, since people seem to prefer the stereo to dance instead of the DJ booth, regardless of the location of the actual dance floor.
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It kind of says something when the chef decides to go grab a bowl of leftover beanie weenies instead of partaking of her own cooking.
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By the way, today is Valentine Love Day. Bhamv makes a pass at the refrigerator.
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Breakfast time for Silk, too.
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Tiger and Spar are both animal lovers. Who's a good doggie? WHOOZAGOODOGGY?!
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Bhamv has a more nuanced stance on the issue.
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Euuugh, stinky stinky, sweat it out.
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Sara's way ahead of Klew on logic, so he's trying to make up for lost time by reading books specifically about logic.
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Speaking of books, Null is inspired to write his second children's book.
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Sara's super focused today, and decides to take the backyard observatory for a spin. Kind-of literally.


Tiger Tsang tries out the roller rink.


Zappit and Klew form a tight bond over a shared appreciation of latin pop.


Having finished his book and graduated to the next stage of his aspiration as a writer, Null celebrates with a nap.
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I just happen to spot Mind Detective jogging past. Run, Forrest, run!
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Klew is, for some reason, irritated that the sprinkler is making puddles. Then he decides to play in it.


Sara gets a call from Squidley. Boy, there sure are a lot of these talent showcase things. At least this one is at a venue we haven't seen yet.
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Sara decides the whole household needs to get out and about, and brings them with.
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Hey, there's a pool here! Sparhawk heads straight for it.
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Zappit and Tiger head to the bar and grab some snacks.
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Null spots Judith Ward, world-famous celebrity, and spends some time fanboying-out.
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Klew and Bhamv linger in the parking lot.
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Lesser celebrity Bryttani Cho tries to hype up the room. Nobody likes you, Bryttani.
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Sara kinda gets bored and starts surfing the web on her phone.
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Well, even if there's not a lot of talent on display, it turns out to be a good chance to get some socializing in, even if a lot of it is with townies.
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Upon returning home, everybody but Zappit heads straight to bed. He, on the other hand, stays up until the wee hours of the morning, continuing to paint.
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Nothing particularly romantic happened for Household 5 on Love Day, and they're all kinda disappointed about that. Well, there's always next year.


#220

Celt Z

Celt Z

I love Null's books so much.


#221

Null

Null

"Never Eat Your Pet Turtle And Other Advice For Kindergarten"
"Mommy and Daddy are Lying About Everything"

What next?

"Your Teacher Is Too Overworked To Be To Invested In You: A primer for elementary school students"?
"The Classroom Hamster Doesn't Want To Go Swimming In The Toilet And Other Things You Shouldn't Find Out For Yourself"?


#222

GasBandit

GasBandit

The first one the game generated itself, but it tried to repeat with the second one so I improvised a title.


#223

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

"Never Eat Your Pet Turtle And Other Advice For Kindergarten"
"Mommy and Daddy are Lying About Everything"

What next?

"Your Teacher Is Too Overworked To Be To Invested In You: A primer for elementary school students"?
"The Classroom Hamster Doesn't Want To Go Swimming In The Toilet And Other Things You Shouldn't Find Out For Yourself"?
I was thinking maybe "The Classroom Hamster Is Just Sleeping and Other Lies Adults Will Tell You"


#224

Null

Null

"Roscoe Isn't Really Living On Grampa's Farm"


#225

PatrThom

PatrThom

"Roscoe Isn't Really Living On Grampa's Farm"
Well, you're half right.

--Patrick


#226

Bubble181

Bubble181

Bhamv makes a pass at the refrigerator.
"Cold and unresponsive" is what Bhamv's used to, after all.

Null celebrates with a nap.
He's got the right idea.

Sara kinda gets bored and starts surfing the web on her phone.
With a "global superstar" nearby? I bet she's updating her Instagrim and SimBook and SnapChim right now.


#227

GasBandit

GasBandit

Saturday, 7th of Spring, Year 1 - Household 1

Household 1 - Cheesy Wasabi Gryfter Jun Charon Terrik Genspec Luca.jpg


Young girl, you'll be a woman soon.

Terrik watches some TV before he has to head off to work.
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Gryfter does some laps.
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Cheesy gets down with his bad self.
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Most everybody else is tippity tappin on them damn geekboxes, as Grammy Bandit used to say.
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Except Charon, who has decided to change his aspiration to be a great chef. He's cooking up a storm. Also, it's talk like a pirate day, apparently. All this really does is change a lot of my commands to confusing pirate lingo. Bunk down? Catch 40 winks? Which means sleep and which means nap? I have no idea.
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The music speaker in the kitchen dance floor breaks. Cheesy does his best to fix it.
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Wasabi just isn't herself, or even dressed, until she's had her coffee.
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Cheesy grabs the mic and serenades the breakfast-eaters.


Wasabi's a party animal, and that means she wants to throw parties. Her birthday is coming up within the next day, so that gives her the perfect excuse. She invites everyone she knows (well, it'll only let her invite 15 people, even if they already live here), hires entertainment and a bartender, and Charon, given his new aspiration, volunteers to cater. It's set for 9pm... that should give everybody enough time to rest up and be ready for fun!
Wasabi BD plan.jpg


Luca wants to go for a walk, but Li Jun is so engrossed in her music, and she's getting really good... Wasabi takes him instead.
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Uh, this is like... the world's most magical leash or something.


They barely get a block down and across the street before Luca is pooped. He's getting old... a little greyer in the muzzle, and long in the tooth...
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To further his nerdy aspirations, Gryfter tries his hand at woodworking.
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Terrik returns from work, and grabs a bite with Charon, who can't get over the smell of his own cooking.
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Cheesy tries to have a nap, but Li Jun's violin practice keeps waking him up.
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General Specific arrives home just as a huge thunderstorm hits. As far as his performance goes, though, he's doing great.
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The storm forces me to move the tiki bar I got for the party that night indoors. I have to rearrange the kitchen a bit to make everything fit.
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9pm rolls around. I had everybody take a nap around 8, so they should be good to go. They change into their party duds, and guests begin arriving.
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Uh oh. Charon is still asleep. He hasn't even baked the cake yet for this party he's supposed to be catering. And no matter what I do, I can't compel him to wake up. Must be that lazy trait.
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Still, people seem to be finding ways to entertain themselves.
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Wasabi hired an entertainer for the occasion... but she.. uh... isn't very good at the guitar.


Gryfter goes for a soak and passes right the heck out.
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The mixologist Wasabi hired doesn't even arrive until almost 11pm!
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Vidya saves the day?
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Charon FINALLY wakes up and gets to work on that cake.
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Turns out the entertainer is MUCH better at the piano than she was at the guitar.
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Wasabi blows out the candles...
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... and with a twirl, is no longer a spring chicken.
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At some point, General Specific joined Gryfter in bubbly dreamland.
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Alright, well, there were some hiccups and false starts, but everybody seems to have enjoyed themselves.
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Around 3am, everybody staggers home.
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My usual time to move on to the next household is 5am, but it's delayed a little bit because I have to make sure Terrik finishes taking care of Luca before he goes to work. Poor guy got sick, and now he must wear the cone of shame.
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#228

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

Everyone falling asleep in the hot tub kills me. :rofl:


#229

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

I love the tiki bar. Happy Birthday to Sim-me! LOL


#230

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

SimCheesy was feeling . . .
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#231

Null

Null

Everyone falling asleep in the hot tub kills me. :rofl:
I think they've been cleaning the hot tub with chloroform, not chlorine.


#232

Bubble181

Bubble181

I'll have you know there are radioleashes available, where your pet receives a "gentle" shock if they stray too far from you. So it's technically possible without magic.


#233

Gryfter

Gryfter

There is absolutely something in that hot tub water.


#234

Dei

Dei

The hot tub probably has the highest comfort trait of any place available to take a nap. And if you have the lazy trait you want to nap a lot.


#235

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

Am I even back from my jungle excursion or am I still meandering around?


#236

GasBandit

GasBandit

Am I even back from my jungle excursion or am I still meandering around?
You came back the next day, I just wasn't in control of your household when you did.


#237

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sunday, 1st of Summer, Year 1 - Household 2

Household 2 fixed - Dirona Patrthom Squidley MikeRC Emrys Adam and Pudding.jpg


You and me baby, are aquatic mammals.

Household 2 is a chaotic mess of everybody just doin' what they want, this morning. Only Squidley's doing anything having to do with her aspiration. Well, we'll soon see to that.
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Adam grabs some leftovers for breakfast. Note that HCGLNS has been moved to his bar.
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Patrthom takes up chisel to make something handy. How about a nice knifeblock?
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I discover that if Adam sells Squidley's paintings for her, the money counts toward his aspiration, even though the cash ends up in the same household fund.
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Emrys plays with her ferret.
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And hugs the kitty.
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Patrthom has a hard time concentrating on chess when MikeRC and Dirona are standing on either side of him, flirting it up.


Holy heck, Squidley... WHAT'D YOU EAT?!
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Summer has arrived with a vengeance. It's hot as heck today, and MikeRC takes the opportunity to have a refreshing dip.
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Dirona wants to be good at many different things. She's already quite the comedian, and now she has gotten really good at dancing, too. Next up will be logic.


Oh hey, there goes MD again.
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The microwave he stole music speaker in the kitchen shorts out. Patrthom gets to work fixing it. Playing chess has put him in a focused state of mind, so he's in the zone.


He then sifts through the leftover detritus for parts he can use.
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... and then uses those parts to upgrade the sink so it doesn't break as often.
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MikeRC trolls the forums, another step down the path of mischief for him.
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Emrys has herself a catnap.
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When Dirona makes fish tacos, they've got lots of extra iron in them.


After dinner, there's chess for Dirona... and more flirting. She's incorrigible.
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MikeRC breaks the dishwasher, but at least he helps with the mess.
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Patrthom fixes the dishwasher, and uses the leftover parts to upgrade the flush power in the most-often-used toilet, so that it doesn't clog as much.
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Emrys' nap gets her fired up for some physical activity, so she straps on some roller skates.


Oh hey, things are really progressing for Dirona and MikeRC....
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Matter of fact, as most everybody else heads up to bed... they sneak outside to the hot tub.


Afterwards, the sleeping arrangements are a little cozier. Everybody's asleep by 12:30 for once.
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Dirona's fish taco leftovers start to smell, but Pudding gives them two claws up, would munch again.
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Except for the lovebirds sleeping in, everybody gets a bright and early start the next morning. But it's time to move on...
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#238

Celt Z

Celt Z

Putting the "hot" in hot tub! :eek:


#239

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Squidley has morning sickness.


#240

PatrThom

PatrThom

Now that SimMe has fixed the music speaker (by what appears to be scraping all the lime Jell-O out of its hard drive?), maybe it won't catch the nearby ferret on fire as often.

--Patrick


#241

Null

Null

Thanks goodness speaker parts are so compatible with kitchen sinks.

Funniest part of the "Holy heck Squidley, what did you eat?" bit with the poisonous fog emerging from the toilet, is that her mood is "INSPIRED" - guess taking that toxic dump really motivated her.


#242

Bubble181

Bubble181

PatrThom going around fixing everything everybody else in the household breaks - life imitating art again.


#243

Dirona

Dirona

Better than fruitcake!


#244

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Also this entire experience is reaffirming my belief that hot tubs are just riddled with human filth.


#245

Bubble181

Bubble181

Also this entire experience is reaffirming my belief that hot tubs are just riddled with human filth.
hot tubs are warm, and constantly losing water through steam and slushing water. Why do you think you never have to refill your hot tub? Because it's all replaced with human bodily fluids.

*(Please do refill your hot tub on occasion, you're supposed to, it helps keep the filters working and the water fairly clean if well maintained)


#246

Null

Null

Also this entire experience is reaffirming my belief that hot tubs are just riddled with human filth.
I mean, that's fairly true. Especially when people don't clean them adequately. The water isn't hot enough to kill most bacteria, either.


#247

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

This hot tub talk is so gross.


#248

General Specific

General Specific

Also this entire experience is reaffirming my belief that hot tubs are just riddled with human filth.
Hey! I was tired! No need for name calling!


#249

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Sorry.

"Mutant filth"


#250

GasBandit

GasBandit

Monday, 2nd of Summer, Year 1 - Household 3

Household 3 fixed - Kags Grue Mind Cog Drawn Vero Bubble181 and Polly.jpg


We hate to break it to you.

As we rejoin household 3, Bubble is watching sports while Cog hones his logic skills via chess...
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Vero and Drawn Inward are messing around online while Mind Detective runs on the treadmill and Grue frolics on the dance floor.
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Kags is getting some early morning laps in.
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MD's needs are remarkably high for 5 in the morning, so I send him on a long jog while I attend to the others.
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First, I have Vero cook up a big breakfast for everybody.
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Grue's got work in a couple hours, but I have him practice his comedy until then.
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Bubble's highest skill is Logic, so I have him play chess with Cog, who also has a vested interest in raising that skill.
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Drawn Inward is apparently too impatient to wait for Vero to finish cooking, and gets some leftover grilled cheese out of the fridge.
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Siblings yuk it up.
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After breakfast, Vero loads the dishwasher, and it promptly belches water onto the floor and starts sparking electricity everywhere.
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This is a good opportunity for Cog to advance his aspiration!
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And while he's at it, fixing a toilet is also on the list of honey-do's.
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Grue heads off to work.
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Drawn enjoys some tea and conversation with Kags and Bubble...
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... and then I send him off to the stream to go fishing. Maybe he'll catch something collectible, for his aspiration.
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Oh dear, for some reason, Grue has been sent home from work early.
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I set Vero to practicing with a mirror to raise her charisma, to (as usual) help with her aspiration.
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And I get Grue to write some jokes to help further his career.
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MD gets back from his jog, and he's pumped. And hungry.
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He converses with the aspiring logicians while he eats.
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Bubble achieves logic level 4. That's one, he needs 3 more level 4 skills to advance his aspiration to be a renaissance sim. Next up... DANCING.


Drawn Inward gets hungry and returns from fishing. He didn't find any collectibles, but he caught 3 lovely fish, and is feeling pretty confident about it.
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Bathroom sink broke. Cog is on it.
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Bro! Bruh!


Having finished his comedy writing, Grue decides some sugar is in order.
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Drawn Inward takes a nap. When he wakes up, his hair has gone grey - he is officially an elder. In fact, over the course of the day, most of the household ages up - though most of them go from young adult to adult.
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Grue makes sure Polly gets attention.
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Vero has worn herself out talking to that darn mirror all day. This coffee can't brew fast enough for her.
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Kags prankishly tells Bubble some fake bad news. She thinks it is hilarious, but Bubble's not laughing.
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The coffee came too late. Nap time for Vero.
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TV and Coffee for the conscious, and a little kitty petting, too.
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Kags breaks the tea machine. Welp, what ya gonna do, eh? Cog is also having a nap, so it will have to wait.
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Polly's having a nap as well.
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Bubble and MD chat while they each attend to their respective interests.


Vero awakens from her nap, and she exchanges jokes with Grue.
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Bubble's dance session is terminated by plumes of dark smoke wafting from the top of the jukebox. What the heck is going on around here today?


The fellas seem to be taking cues from MD's good example.
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Grue has apparently decided to teach himself the guitar.
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Having awoken from his nap, Cog gets to work on the jukebox.
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Then he and Bubble have a tasty dinner of leftovers.
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And then the kitchen sink breaks. Cog's getting LOTS of skill improvement in being handy today.
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He goes on to repair the teapot.
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Cog is now sitting on a veritable wealth of upgrade parts. Time to start making things not break so much! Starting with this razzafraggin sink, and moving on to the toilet.
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At this point, the only ones awake are Cog, Drawn, and Kags. The siblings watch TV and chat while Cog returns to studying the chessboard. This continues until morning.
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#251

Cog

Cog

Brent was right! Vero is pointing me out how Simcog does a lot of things around the house.


#252

Bubble181

Bubble181

...dancing? Are you sure you don't want Bubble181 to do something he might actually succeed at, like juggling burning cars?


#253

GasBandit

GasBandit

...dancing? Are you sure you don't want Bubble181 to do something he might actually succeed at, like juggling burning cars?
*cracks whip* Dance! DANCE, damn you!



#254

GasBandit

GasBandit

Tuesday, 3rd of Summer, Year 1 - Household 4

Household 4 - Jwhouk Tinwhistler CeltZ Snuffleupagus Dei DarkAudit Gasbandit and Daisy.jpg


Whoa-oa here she comes. Watch out boy, she'll chew you up.

Every darn household is being so unproductive when I first arrive at them. Goofing off, the lot of them.
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DA's playing chess. Well, if it puts him in the right mood for chasing his aspiration, that could be useful.
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Dei's just watching political stuff on TV though. Apparently her audition didn't yield any results, and there's no open auditions in the near future, so she's sort of in limbo as far as becoming an actress is concerned.
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Tin's swimming some laps, but there's a Daisy puddle nearby that is taking him out of the moment.
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Celt Z is, at least, doing something productive - though, since she considers cleaning to count as fun, I suppose it's only sensible.
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Dei takes it upon herself to grill up some veggie burgers for breakfast. But it looks like she might need some pepto.
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The sisters begin chowing down, and something is in the air...
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I wager it's this thing. Every time Celt Z has gone on a date, she's brought home one of these... and it just seems to radiate romance to anyone within line of sight.
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Nobody is immune to its siren song... though, some people aren't exactly trying to resist it, either.
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Snuffles, however, is unaffected, because Daisy is sick and he's gotta be a daddy.
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And while he is occupied outside, it looks like Celt Z has decided to rearrange Snuffles' closet - with Gas' help. Jeez, I'm kinda surprised the door didn't buckle under all that impact stress.


And then a little post-nookie coffee. Because sex is nice, but coffee is COFFEE.
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It may be cloudy out, but DarkAudit and Tin go sliding anyway.
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Alright, that's enough "fooling around" for now... it's time to get cracking on aspirations. The next step in Snuffles' aspiration lies in employment. I have him get a job.
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I set Tin and Jwhouk to reading, and get Gas and DA to attempt to achieve a focused mindset by playing chess against each other. They need that frame of mind for a "focused" 2 hour video game session for their aspiration.
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Celt Z has her own aspirations of course, and now thoroughly caffeinated, she's revved up and ready to go.
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So as not to interrupt the studiousness of her housemates, I send Celt Z to household 3, looking for a fresh face to press.
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Oh hey, check out this guy on the treadmill, hubba hubba.
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A little schmoozing, a little sweet talk, and MD is putty in Keltsy's hands.


But then he goes and makes it wierd. Uhhh.. time to move on.


She tries her luck at Household 2 across the street.
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Patrthom's looking a little greyer, and is apparently too absorbed in his chess game to really interact with Celt Z... but who's this blushing brunette on the dance floor...
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It's all too easy to twitterpate Emrys.
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The romantic tension is too much, and Emrys runs away to have a relaxing soak.
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That's ok. Celt Z is a patient huntress. She helps herself to some tea while she waits.
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Emrys didn't stand a chance.


.... or has the huntress become the hunted?
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It has been a VERY busy day already, and the coffee is wearing off. Celt Z elects to go home to recharge.
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Meanwhile, Tinwhistler has grilled up some fruit. Can't have a day without grilled fruit, after all.
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COFFEE.
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Snuffles needs to get to skill 7 in mixology. I send him downstairs to practice.
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I corral everybody back into chasing their dreams again... but Gas and DarkAudit just won't cooperate. There's too many distractions, and they can't get focused.
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In order to achieve the next level of her goals, Celt Z needs to get her charisma skill to 4. I set her to practicing making eyes and whatnot with the mirror.
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Oh yeah, sure, just rub it in, Dei. She achieves focus without even really trying.
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DA needs a nap, so I call a recess on his and Gas' pursuit of gaming zen.
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The focusing effects of chess have been outweighed by the confidence surge Gas received from winning at it, anyway.
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Meanwhile, I spot Kags and Terrik at the playground next door, having an animated argument over some baked potatoes.
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Gas samples the fruits of Snuffles' labor, and Dei grabs some dinner and joins in. As if to mock my futile efforts, Jwhouk becomes focused on video games.
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Celt Z's hard work pays off with a charisma skill point. Now she's really exhausted, so she heads off to bed.
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Sometimes art really DOES imitate life.
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It's not even 9pm yet and half the household has gone to bed.
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Oh wait, my mistake... Jwhouk hasn't gone to bed, he's just taking a nap on a bench by the pool.
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Gas FINALLY achieves focus! He wants to go to bed, so I have to force him to play video games. Wow, sometimes art does NOT imitate life at all.
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And there goes DA! Finally! This took literally all day!
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Tin needs to read books for his aspiration, but the solitude is starting to affect his need to be social.
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When I'm not looking, Gas and DA's concentration fails, and Gas sneaks off to bed instead of finishing his game.
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Dei got a few hours of sleep, so she wakes up and decides to go midnight slip-n-sliding.


Jwhouk needs more books too. When he awakens from his nap, I sit him with Tin, maybe it will count as socializing if they read together?
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Apparently that brief burst of physical activity was just what Dei needed... to get back to sleep. In her preferred location, of course.
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She wakes up 2 hours later feelin'.... saucy.
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Dei decides that 3 am is the perfect time to go troll the forums. DA finally admits it is time for bed. Tin follows soon after, but...
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Jwhouk has pulled an all nighter.
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#255

jwhouk

jwhouk

That scarf thing... ugh.


#256

MindDetective

MindDetective

Me, weird? That's unpossible!


#257

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

You and me @Terrik , let’s go!

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#258

mikerc

mikerc

I hope Gas & Celt Z at least warned Snuffles that he may want to check the clothes in his closet for stains before he wears them. Is this even less hygienic than the hot tub shenanigans do we think?


#259

Celt Z

Celt Z

Sorry about the closet, Snuffles.
But the coffee and tea thing? 100% accurate.

@Emrys how you doin?:unibrow:


#260

Null

Null

"This closet smells funny. I think you need new mothballs in here."


#261

GasBandit

GasBandit

More like "this closet looks like someone smuggled a battering ram inside it and gave it too much caffeine."


#262

MindDetective

MindDetective

Sheesh, a kiss is less forward that the rose I keep in my running shorts? Harumph!


#263

Terrik

Terrik

I know Kung-fu


#264

MindDetective

MindDetective

Sheesh, a kiss is less forward that the rose I keep in my running shorts? Harumph!
On the upside, that rose in my pants keeps things smelling sweet down there.


#265

Celt Z

Celt Z

On the upside, that rose in my pants keeps things smelling sweet down there.
Maybe it had the opposite effect on the rose.


#266

PatrThom

PatrThom

More like "this closet looks like someone smuggled a battering ram inside it and gave it too much caffeine."
"It's like someone tied a cucumber to a cat's tail in here!"

--Patrick


#267

Emrys

Emrys

Sorry about the closet, Snuffles.
But the coffee and tea thing? 100% accurate.

@Emrys how you doin?:unibrow:
Bow chicka wow wow! :heart:


#268

Dei

Dei

You know, I'm conveniently at a ski resort with outdoor hot tubs right now, maybe I should play who did it better.

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#269

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wednesday, 4th of Summer, Year 1 - Household 5

Household 5 fixed - Klew Sara Null Bhamv3 Zappit Sparhawk TigerTsang and Silk.jpg


I heard somebody say "Burn, baby, burn."

We begin this placid wednesday with a typical scene. TV is being watched, hotdogs are being grilled...
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... forums are being trolled, and Zappit is standing there watching the smaller TV dressed as a colonial militiaman for some reason I can't fathom...
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... and Tiger is getting his groove on, blissfully uncaring that a few scant inches of glass and some 2 by 4s are all that separates him from a 20 foot plummet into the entryway.
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Suddenly, the grill bursts into flames, and nobody can stop shitting themselves long enough to know what to do other than gather around it and gesticulate frantically. Eventually, saner heads prevail, and they run screaming AWAY from the fire, leaving it to consume whatever it will.


The only one not smart enough to do so is Bhamv, but I'm able to get her to leave with a little prodding. Nobody can even use their cell phones to call the fire department, they're so panicked.
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As soon as the fire spreads indoors, the sprinkler system thankfully kicks in and extinguishes the flames. The household is down a rug, a bush, and a very expensive grill, but at least nobody was hurt.
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And to add just ONE more bit of stress to Sara's day....
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Naturally, everybody's really tense AF right now. Everybody has their own ways of dealing with it. Sparhawk decides to take up yoga.
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Bhamv and Tiger eat breakfast in tense silence, punctuated only occasionally by flatulence.
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Zappit goes for a steam, while Null decides to inform the hot tub of the grill's tragic demise, describing the event in great detail with sweeping gestures and graphic prose.
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Spar has work today, but I decide he's not in the best frame of mine to go to work right now, and he takes some PTO.
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After all, it's not like the fire was bad enough, his dog is sick. AGAIN. It takes him a while, but he manages to diagnose and treat Silk successfully.
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Zappit is inspired to paint more. Was his hair grey before the fire?
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I get the feeling the sauna is going to be a popular spot today. Tension runs amok.
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Aw, shit.
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Tiger and Sara decide to go skating instead, since the sauna now smells like MD's rose garden. Also, I notice it's lottery day, so I have everybody buy a ticket. Because obviously today's LUCKY, right?
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Null decides to address the sauna problem directly.
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With the insurance payment for the fire, I replace the grill... and also install a little something that I should have done earlier.
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As if to illustrate the need for my purchase, Bhamv decides to light up the backyard campfire... and then immediately go back to the now-clean sauna, leaving the fire to burn unattended.
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Sara finally crashes.
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Zappit is in a painting frenzy.
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With tensions beginning to ease, I set Klew back to working on his aspiration.
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Silk gets sprayed by a skunk.
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Bhamv spent too much time in the sauna and is now utterly miserable. She decides she may as well get to work cleaning up the ashes of the fire.
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Sparhawk gathers up Silk for a bath, while Sara has angry words with strangers on the internet.
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Rub a dub dub, man it stinks in this tub.
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Klew gets his zen on up on the balcony. Hi Emrys!
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The outdoor watering sprinkler breaks. This is a good opportunity for Sara to fulfill the "fix or upgrade something" requirement part of her aspiration.
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Not much by way of food left in the house after all the excitement, so she cooks up some Mac and Cheese for dinner.
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She barely sits down before the dishwasher bursts into sparks and steam.
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Well, she's too tired to deal with that right now. She heads off to bed. The others can just wash their dishes in the sink tonight.
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Uh, yeah... about that.
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Bhamv takes out her frustrations on the punching bag.


Oh by the way, the stereo's on the fritz, too.
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Around 1:30 am, the last person in the house finally lapses into blissful unconsciousness. By the way... none of them won the lottery.
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Sara wakes up around 3:30 am though, and after hitting the bathroom, gets right to work on the stereo...
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That takes her the better part of an hour, and then she tackles the disaster area that is the kitchen. And it's 5 am, so time to move on....
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#270

PatrThom

PatrThom

Too bad none of them have the aspiration to become a home inspector.

--Patrick


#271

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Too bad none of them have the aspiration to become a home inspector.

--Patrick
There's a mod for that.

(If I actually bothered to look, I'd probably find it, too.)


#272

Gryfter

Gryfter

Seriously, what is in the hot tub water?


#273

jwhouk

jwhouk

I think that house needs to fire the home builder...


#274

PatrThom

PatrThom

Seriously, what is in the hot tub water?
At this point, it's probably 40 proof.

--Patrick


#275

GasBandit

GasBandit

Thursday, 5th of Summer, Year 1 - Household 1

Household 1 - Cheesy Wasabi Gryfter Jun Charon Terrik Genspec Luca.jpg


Ain't no Party like a Wasabi Dinner Party cause a Wasabi Dinner Party don't stop. Even if you want it to.

Li Jun refills the dog feeder while Gryfter takes another step down his aspired path by fixing the dishwasher.
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If you ask me, pets get sick in this game WAY too often.
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General Specific had something else in mind for breakfast, I guess.
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Whatever's on TV has had an effect on Wasabi.
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Charon has no problem indulging in exactly what HE wants for breakfast: Cake.
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Alright, break time's over, slackers, time to achieve.
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General Specific's got work in an hour, but he squeezes in some vidya before he has to go.
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Charon is cooking up a storm, and his sister deals with the mess.
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Terrik and Wasabi don't particularly have anything to do... so they just decide to dance. Terrik's off work today, btw.


Wasabi has a master plan to advance both her own and Charon's aspiration - a dinner party, hosted by her, and catered by Charon. They invite 15 of their closest neighbors at 7 pm tonight.
dinner party plans.jpg


Wasabi takes her flirty self online to chat, while Cheesy catches up on his reading and Terrik does some medical research.
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Gryfter has achieved logic level 4, and can now understand intermediate logic textbooks.
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Terrik pampers Luca. Charon, I think, has a junk food problem.
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Of course. Every time Wasabi plans a party, it starts thunderstorming. Lightning strikes the back yard, leaving a black crystal there.
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In anticipation of tonight's crowd, I temporarily renovate the dining room to add seating.
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And, of course, I have to move the Tiki bar indoors again.
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To avoid the sort of fiasco that happened at Wasabi's birthday party, I make sure Charon has a nap nice and early today.
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Li jun has achieved skill level 6 at the violin. Very impressive. Gryfter tries out Charon's fruitcake.
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It does not agree with him.
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I don't know why General Specific is so grumpy, he got a promotion today.
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It's an hour til the party starts, so Wasabi hires Snuffles to work the tiki bar.
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Little bit of "pre-party" goin' on in here.
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Just after 7, the guests begin to arrive.
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The joint is jumpin'.
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The stress of the raging thunderstorm outside drives many of the guests into the sauna to relax.
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Uh oh. Deja vu.
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The guests abandon the sauna, and Terrik tries to mitigate the problem with some febreze.
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At 10 pm, Snuffles abandons his post. Wasabi frantically tries to re-hire him. The party's not over yet!
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Well, at least everybody seems to like the cake.
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Cheesy's had enough socializing and goes to bed.
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I swear, it's like the appliances KNOW when there's a party on. The sink and the refrigerator both go on the blink.
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With no explanation, Bhamv strips out of her clothes and parades through the house.
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Oh, I see, she apparently wants to shower in the rain. In a thunderstorm. Luckily, she is not struck by lightning this time. Zappit just can't stand to see an empty easel, I guess.
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At 1 am the guests file out the door. Zappit sticks around a bit to finish his painting.
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Oh, and Snuffles finally shows up for his "second" shift. Mr. Punctuality.
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Dear lord, what the hell happened here...?
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Well, the party might not have been the best - neither Wasabi nor Charon got credit toward their aspirations (I have no idea why I am so bad at hosting parties), but hey, when life gives you a mixologist at 1am, you have a 2-person dance-athon.
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Just kidding. Wasabi's going to be tidying up for hours.
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Cheesy's the first to wake that morning. Mmmm.... cake for breakfast. I set the kitchen and dining room back to rights, and then it's time to move on.
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#276

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Cheesy's had enough socializing and goes to bed.
Real-life Cheesy understands, SimCheesy.


#277

MindDetective

MindDetective

the sauna now smells like MD's rose garden.
I guffawed at this and then had to laboriously explain what I was laughing at to my wife.


#278

Null

Null

Real-life Cheesy understands, SimCheesy.
On the upside? CAKE FOR BREAKFAST!


#279

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

On the upside? CAKE FOR BREAKFAST!
And GRAPEFRUIT JUICE!


#280

PatrThom

PatrThom

Seriously, what is in the hot tub water?
Dear lord, what the hell happened here...?
View attachment 29675
It's like Gryfter is psychic! Or maybe...
And GRAPEFRUIT JUICE!
THIS IS NOT YOUR CHILD!

--Patrick


#281

GasBandit

GasBandit

I guffawed at this and then had to laboriously explain what I was laughing at to my wife.
There comes a time when it's just easier to say "you know what? Porn."



#282

Bubble181

Bubble181

Bhamv deciding to kink up the place with naked Asian chicks sounds about right.


#283

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Every time Wasabi plans a party, it starts thunderstorming.
IRL it rains every time I want to go to the beach on my days off. So...

Lightning strikes the back yard, leaving a black crystal there.
Can I have it?!?


#284

GasBandit

GasBandit

Can I have it?!?
It's now part of the household. It radiates an energizing aura, so I put it out by the basketball court.


#285

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

If you ask me, pets get sick in this game WAY too often.
You can get them 'vaccinated' at the vet. That's supposed to keep them relatively healthy for 2 weeks.

(I have no idea why I am so bad at hosting parties)
I find parties with more people harder to get silver or gold on. About 4 or 5 people seems just about right for me to jump through all of the hoops required for a successful party. Incidentally, "dinner party" seems to only require you call everyone to a meal in order to get gold, so maybe try that?


#286

GasBandit

GasBandit

Meanwhile on Kags' next jungle vacation....

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#287

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

You can get them 'vaccinated' at the vet. That's supposed to keep them relatively healthy for 2 weeks.
Oh hey. Maybe that's why Pudding and Polly were at the vet early on.


Also, I should have selected some more rambunctious traits for Polly. Pudding is getting more spotlight time.


#288

Null

Null

Meanwhile on Kags' next jungle vacation....

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By Null Rowan.


#289

GasBandit

GasBandit

By Null Rowan.
*Null Papa ;)


#290

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Oh hey. Maybe that's why Pudding and Polly were at the vet early on.


Also, I should have selected some more rambunctious traits for Polly. Pudding is getting more spotlight time.
Sim-Pud is a lot like real Pud. A jerk who eats and sleeps on the counters by times.


#291

GasBandit

GasBandit

Friday, 6th of Summer, Year 1 - Household 2

Household 2 fixed - Dirona Patrthom Squidley MikeRC Emrys Adam and Pudding.jpg


Beware the long nap of the law!

Emrys plays with her ferret while Pat grooves to the beat of his stolen microwave.
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Adam prefers the new-age sounds of the jukebox in the living room.
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There goes MikeRC again, trolling them forums.
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I guess he and Dirona DO have a lot in common.
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Squidley finishes off a painting, and that step of her aspiration.
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Playing with the ferret has made Emrys, well, playful. She takes that feeling to the roller rink.


Doesn't stay for long though, she comes back in to socialize, and Pudding has the zoomies.


Breakfast time!
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MikeRC flirted with Adam at breakfast. Adam flirts with everybody though. Still, it doesn't make Dirona feel very good.
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Squidley heads off to work. She's got that big case to crack, but as FNG, she's also gotta go on patrol.
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She makes nice with the townies.
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Dispatch, we got a predator stalking the streets out here...
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Yeah, and THIS guy certainly doesn't look suspicious. AT ALL.
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Bubble and Bhamv are seen having a cookout with an unidentified townie.
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Uuuuugh nobody's breaking any laaaaaws. How's a girl supposed to advance her career?! Squidley falls asleep on a park bench.
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She is awakened some time later by the sound of public fighting.
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Squidley writes everybody involved a citation and then heads back to the precinct.
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She puts out an APB on the suspect from her current case.
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The suspect is sighted at a local club. Squidley interviews people on the scene. Oh, Adam gets a promotion! Grats, Adam.
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Yeah, this guy swimming in the pool fully clothed is SUS AF. Squidley arrests him, and barely makes it back to the station before her shift is over.
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Good job, Squidley. That promotion gets closer every day.
Squidley work performance.jpg


She arrives home to find it's business as usual. Everybody doing their own thing. Well, at least Patrthom is working on his logic for his aspiration.
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Squidley still misses HCGLNS.
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She gets a call from Sara - I have Squidley drag everybody in the household along with her.
festival.jpg


"So glad you came!"
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It's apparently happy hour at the karaoke place across the street from the festival. People immediately get distracted by that.




Wasabi and Dei kinda wonder what the heck they're even doing here.
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Sara is not impressed by the skill of the attendant mixologist. She's no Snuffles, that's for sure.
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Dei and Wasabi find their own fun.
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I nudge Squidley into remembering she came here to buy a shirt. Gas thinks... ehh, maybe he won't buy a shirt after all. Yellow's not his color.
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Squidley then gets herself a drink, too.
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Wasabi's tuckered out.
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Apparently Drawn Inward has been conscripted to do the grilling for this occasion.
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The Curry seems to be a little spicy.
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Squidley decides to go for a nice safe tofu dog instead.
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Most everybody else got stuck in Karaoke. Adam parties til he drops. Literally.


Why yes, Squidley DOES think she will have another drink, yes she does.
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By the time the whole affair is over, I think people have generally managed to have fun.


They get home around 2:30 and most everybody is exhausted. There's a bee-line for beds and toilets-and-then-beds.
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MikeRC doesn't make it.
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Pat and Emrys aren't particularly tired, actually, and they decide to do some tidying up.
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Emrys then indulges in some internet. Next to a sleeping Squidley.
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Pat gets back to chasing that logical dragon.
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Dirona's bladder wakes her up, but once that is taken care of, she goes right back to bed.
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Somebody online said something that made Emrys mad... so she unwinds by reading. At the foot of Adam's bed. She just doesn't like being alone, I guess.
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#292

PatrThom

PatrThom

Adam: "This looks like a good spLAT! Zzzzzz..."

--Patrick


#293

Emrys

Emrys

I'm reading Adam a bedtime story. :unibrow:


#294

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

I'm reading Adam a bedtime story. :unibrow:
"And then she slowly began to pet and kiss his 'blanket weasel' . . . "


#295

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Don't know who the bald guy at the picnic table is, but the girl in pink with the beret is Miko Ojo. She's a sweetie. Be nice to her.


#296

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wasabi Dinner Parties:



#297

mikerc

mikerc

Even Pud has a sad at me flirting with someone else in front of Dirona.


#298

Adam

Adam

Adam: "This looks like a good spLAT! Zzzzzz..."

--Patrick
Again, whoever designed these characters is hitting way too close to home!

I'm reading Adam a bedtime story. :unibrow:
See!

"And then she slowly began to pet and kiss his 'blanket weasel' . . . "
See!!!


#299

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

Meanwhile on Kags' next jungle vacation....

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I am concerned.


#300

PatrThom

PatrThom

I am concerned.
Bring a Skrillex album with you on your next trip.

—Patrick


#301

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Man the respawn rate in this game is brutal!


#302

GasBandit

GasBandit

Man the respawn rate in this game is brutal!
I am REALLY surprised your ghost hasn't shown up yet.


#303

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

For the record, I have nooooooo problems with junk food. *frantically stashes an In-N-Out bag*


#304

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

I am REALLY surprised your ghost hasn't shown up yet.
Have someone click on their urn/tombstone, and choose strengthen connection to physical world.


#305

GasBandit

GasBandit

Have someone click on their urn/tombstone, and choose strengthen connection to physical world.
I did!


#306

GasBandit

GasBandit

Saturday, 7th of Summer, Year 1 - Household 3

Household 3 fixed - Kags Grue Mind Cog Drawn Vero Bubble181 and Polly.jpg


No, Kags doesn't woohoo in the forest in this one.

Man, nobody's doing what they're supposed to be doing! And Drawn Inward isn't even home (from the festival, I presume) yet!
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Alright, knock off all that slacking. Cog! Chess for Logic! Vero! Practice speech for charisma! Bubble, DANCE! Grue, you can stay on the computer but use it to write jokes! MD, you're actually fine, so keep running! Kags, we won't be sending you to the jungle today, so I guess you're fine to keep swimming.
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Drawn Inward gets home from the festival and unwinds with some Vidya. Bubble danced up an appetite, apparently.
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Mind Detective's getting old. He's close to his next goal for his fitness aspiration, but I have to be careful not to let him overwork himself - at his age, he could drop dead on that treadmill.
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Kags finishes her swim and snuggles Polly.
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Breakfast time. Whatever's on TV, even the cat is interested. I really dig what Vero chose for her dress here. Bubble gets back to the dance floor.
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Kags shows him how it's done.


Vero gets that charisma up to 4, and advances in her aspiration. Now, she needs 12 friends. She's already got 8. I send her around the neighborhood to meet more people.
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I have Vero come back home with 5 people who are almost, but not quite technically "friends" yet, in a bid to maximize her social dividends.
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Drawn Inward is actually getting to be a really good cook. I have him make a grand meal of the fish he caught last time.
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A little vidya to get the juices flowing...
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Bhamv and Bubble get in a shouting match.
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Vero tells everyone an enthralling story. They hang on her every word. And then she messes up the ending, much to her embarrasment. Darn, she's not scoring any social points this way. I guess she'll have to practice on the mirror some more, or maybe concentrate on winning friends one at a time.
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The fish is done, but Drawn Inward has broken the coffee machine. Grue decides he'd rather have a salad.
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2 hours later... OH GOD WHAT WAS IN THAT FISH
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Cog fixes the coffee machine...
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Bubble achieves dance skill level 4. That's two down, two to go! His next highest skill is cooking, which is almost 3. I set him to work making meals.
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Bubble breaks the fridge just by looking at it. "HOW?!" - Cog
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Cog takes out his frustration on the porcelain throne.
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I have Bubble whip up everybody a soothing batch of tea, and turn on some cooking shows so he's technically still learning.
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Then, hoping for fossils, I send Drawn Inward out to dig up random piles of dirt around the neighborhood. He finds two MySims action figures and a broken fossil. I guess the broken ones don't count toward his collector aspiration. It still looks pretty fancy though, so he puts it in the house on display.
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Kags thinks Grue's comedy routine is getting better.
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All that being funny sure works up a sweat. Grue takes a bath, while Polly watches from a discreet distance.
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To my surprise, everybody's asleep by 1 am.
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Bubble wakes up first, around 3:30. It's still a bit early to cook breakfast, so he advances his second-highest-but-under-4 skill, fitness.
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Polly wants some of whatever it is Bubbles is making.
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Not bad, if he does say so himself... one more meal should get cooking to 4!
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#307

PatrThom

PatrThom

Cog probably sabotaged the fish just so everyone would leave the coffee machine alone long enough for him to fix it.

--Patrick


#308

MindDetective

MindDetective



#309

GasBandit

GasBandit

That was the last update of year 1. Time moves fast for Sims, or rather, is "compressed," and one year sort of represents many in a sort of "dog years" fashion. All the teens become young adults, all the young adults become middle aged adults, and all the full adults are now elders. In the following year to come, we'll see the cycle advance again, and more sims will start to die off of old age (and the pets probably will as well, they don't live as long as people), and basically everybody but Bhamv will start to turn grey.

Man, I didn't think this shindig would have such a thanatopical flavor so quickly.


#310

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Helpful tip: check the household inventory in Build Mode for skill and career reward items. Some of them give off emotional auras that increase skill gains. Inspired helps writing, painting, cooking, and music. Energized is good for fitness. Focused for the techies.


#311

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Pud is going to live forever!


#312

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

No, Kags doesn't woohoo in the forest in this one.
THIS one. :unibrow:


#313

Dei

Dei

That was the last update of year 1. Time moves fast for Sims, or rather, is "compressed," and one year sort of represents many in a sort of "dog years" fashion. All the teens become young adults, all the young adults become middle aged adults, and all the full adults are now elders. In the following year to come, we'll see the cycle advance again, and more sims will start to die off of old age (and the pets probably will as well, they don't live as long as people), and basically everybody but Bhamv will start to turn grey.

Man, I didn't think this shindig would have such a thanatopical flavor so quickly.
That's what happens when you don't adjust the speed at which time passes. :p


#314

Bubble181

Bubble181

I don't know how it works in 4, but at least in 3 you could adjust time scales, and the rewards given out for achieving goals and stuff were enough to keep you practically immortal.


#315

Bubble181

Bubble181

Also, breaking electrical stuff just by looking at it? Most definitely me.
Also also, man,I wished I looked like that in shorts!


#316

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

Kags shows him how it's done.
:heart:

All I wanna know is who am I gonna woohoo in the Jungle? Do I take someone with me? Do I find someone there?? I have questions!


#317

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

I’d like to know how I’m performing so well on the job with hobo naps on park benches?


#318

Bubble181

Bubble181

I’d like to know how I’m performing so well on the job with hobo naps on park benches?
Seems par for the course for low-level underpaid cops, no? :p


#319

PatrThom

PatrThom

All I wanna know is who am I gonna woohoo in the Jungle? Do I take someone with me? Do I find someone there?? I have questions!
I don't know who it'll be, either, but I'm betting the soundtrack will be provided by Guns 'n' Roses.

--Patrick


#320

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

I don't know who it'll be, either, but I'm betting the soundtrack will be provided by Guns 'n' Roses.

--Patrick
I’m on board with this.


#321

GasBandit

GasBandit

:heart:

All I wanna know is who am I gonna woohoo in the Jungle? Do I take someone with me? Do I find someone there?? I have questions!
Well, at the risk of making a very bad and inappropriate joke... your remaining aspiration goal involves getting to grips with three traps...


#322

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

Well, at the risk of making a very bad and inappropriate joke... your remaining aspiration goal involves getting to grips with three traps...
Three??

Well. Better get started.

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#323

GasBandit

GasBandit

Three??

Well. Better get started.

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We might could get them all taken care of in one fell swoop, but I would probably have to install a mod for that...


#324

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

We might could get them all taken care of in one fell swoop, but I would probably have to install a mod for that...
Haha, no no, that’s okay! I don’t want you to have to go through any trouble. But I look forward to updates. :)


#325

Null

Null

Well, at the risk of making a very bad and inappropriate joke... your remaining aspiration goal involves getting to grips with three traps...
So she's gonna get it on with Admiral Ackbar, Bridget, and Poison?


#326

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Grue, you can stay on the computer but use it to write jokes!
*Saves this quote in the memory vault*

I'm sure I'll find some way to make you regret saying this.


#327

GasBandit

GasBandit

So she's gonna get it on with Admiral Ackbar, Bridget, and Poison?
Poison isn't applicable, Nintendo only pretended she was because they didn't want a game to have the player hit a woman. It's been re-retconned back to proper canon, now :p


#328

LittleKagsin

LittleKagsin

So she's gonna get it on with Admiral Ackbar, Bridget, and Poison?
I am s c r e a m i n g. :rofl:


#329

Null

Null

Poison isn't applicable, Nintendo only pretended she was because they didn't want a game to have the player hit a woman. It's been re-retconned back to proper canon, now :p
So she's officially a post-op transwoman now? Or have they gone back to her being a ciswoman? It seems like every version has a different story.


#330

GasBandit

GasBandit

So she's officially a post-op transwoman now? Or have they gone back to her being a ciswoman? It seems like every version has a different story.
It went round around round around round and back again for a while, with capcom being very coy on it, but last I heard the whole thing was called off and she's plain old cis now.


#331

GasBandit

GasBandit

Sunday, 1st of Fall, Year 2 - Household 4

Household 4 - Jwhouk Tinwhistler CeltZ Snuffleupagus Dei DarkAudit Gasbandit and Daisy.jpg


Trouble in paradise.

Alas, the first thing I find upon rejoining Household 4 is that Snuffles' beloved dog, Daisy, has passed on.
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Tofu dogs for breakfast? In armchairs? Sure, why not?
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Jwhouk only needs to read one more book to level up his aspiration. After he finished breakfast, I set him to it.
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Dei still has no auditions, so she plays vidya. Something's up here... Why does she still have no auditions? It's been over a season!
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I try to get Darkaudit and Gas focused again, but it just doesn't want to work this time either.
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Tinwhistler carves up a couple nice decorative wood items to satisfy his aspiration and kickstart his handiness skill a little.
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Snuffles is getting good at this mixologist stuff. Not good enough though, so he keeps practicing.


Celt Z just has a little more charm practice to go to achieve Charisma 4.
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Tinwhistler pays the household's bills... what the.. THIRTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!! That's half the liquid cash! People gonna need to find jobs PDQ.
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I have Dei switch acting agencies. THEY manage to find her a new audition.
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Well, that's enough strenuous work for her today, I guess.


Celt Z's working hard. She takes a break for a nap.
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Boy, Jwhouk isn't exactly speed-reading that book.
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Refreshed from her nap, Celt Z resumes her charisma practice.
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I finally manage to finagle DA and Gas into focus by piping new age music directly at them while they game. That step of their aspirations achieved, they both proceed to get jobs as tech support.
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Jwhouk gives up on his book and grabs something to eat. He takes it downstairs to talk to Snuffles while he does so. Snuffles feels pretty good now that I've decorated his workspace. He cracks a risque joke, but Jwhouk finds it repulsive. Oops.
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Hrm, that speaker is turning out to be quite a bit of a distraction. I may need to do something about that.
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Tin noticed the coffee machine is absolutely filthy. Eewww.
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Dei is in an oddly flirty mood, and makes a pass at GasBandit. She thought Celt Z was out of earshot, I guess. But she wasn't.
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Man, everybody wants to eat at Snuffles' bar today.
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Celt Z's progress at charm practice is impeded by her jealousy. She goes downstairs to yell at Gas from across the room. Does anyone else feel like it's a little ironic that the SERIAL ROMANTIC is mad that one of her beaus got flirted with by her sister? Well, at any rate, now her aspiration wants her to have strong romantic attachment to 3 sims simultaneously, AND kiss 10 sims.


And then she turns to her favorite balm... but there shall be no sweet caffeine for Celt Z, as she breaks the thingy.
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Bereft of her liquid focus, Celt Z loses consciousness on the nearest flat surface.
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Tinwhistler to the rescue.
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At first I thought Tin and Snuffles were having an argument, but it seems to be some sort of bizarre bonding ritual.


Dei spends a LOT of time trolling.
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After getting something quick to eat, Snuffles, Tin, Celt Z, and Jwhouk head off to bed.
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Dei and Gas only stay up a bit later, but it's DarkAudit who decides to pull an all nighter. He goes watersliding and plays video games, and the time alone really perks him up due to his loner trait.
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At 5 am I try to save and quit, but it tells me I'm not allowed to do that while a vampire is breaking in. Wot? I find this creepy person out front... but apparently they change their mind and leave.


#332

Dei

Dei

I think the fact that you keep switching households messes with the acting jobs.


#333

GasBandit

GasBandit

I think the fact that you keep switching households messes with the acting jobs.
Hrm, not sure what to do about that :/


#334

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Is there anything else in the household inventory tagged "focusing decor"? Put some of that near where you want us doing stuff, and turn on Emotional Aura.


#335

Celt Z

Celt Z

See what happens to me when there's no coffee? Irrational! Tears! Naps on benches!


#336

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Vampires? What other creatures inhabit this world?


#337

GasBandit

GasBandit

Vampires? What other creatures inhabit this world?
Well, Dogs, Cats, Raccoons, Foxes, various small mammals, fish, frogs, vampires, and extraterrestrials. Though I have yet to see any aliens... or have I?


#338

mikerc

mikerc

I like the fact that DA is sitting there feeling confident while the vampire approaches the house, switching to happy as she leaves. It's as if he's thinking "A vampire's trying to break in? Meh, I can take her." Then after she leaves he gets to smugly tell himself "See? She knows I could'a taken her."


#339

GasBandit

GasBandit

I like the fact that DA is sitting there feeling confident while the vampire approaches the house, switching to happy as she leaves. It's as if he's thinking "A vampire's trying to break in? Meh, I can take her." Then after she leaves he gets to smugly tell himself "See? She knows I could'a taken her."
Vampires in this game are kind of a pushover. In my previous trial runs, I was able to avert a vampire attack simply by having whatever sim was awake at the time use the standard "ask to leave" social option on the vampire.


#340

Null

Null

Well, they have to be invited in, in many stories, so that checks out.


#341

GasBandit

GasBandit

Well, they have to be invited in, in many stories, so that checks out.
Kinda, I guess. In this game, they can "break in" despite not being invited, but I guess if they are explicitly *disinvited* they are compelled to comply.


#342

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler

Kinda, I guess. In this game, they can "break in" despite not being invited, but I guess if they are explicitly *disinvited* they are compelled to comply.
They can only break in if they have the specific vampiric trait Eternally Welcome. Otherwise, they have to be invited.


#343

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Wait there are undead in this game and I'm still a dust bunny?


#344

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wait there are undead in this game and I'm still a dust bunny?
Supposedly you're a ghost. You're just... AWOL.
Also, I specifically disallowed making vampire simsonas back in the character creation thread :p


#345

Celt Z

Celt Z

Supposedly you're a ghost. You're just... AWOL.
Also, I specifically disallowed making vampire simsonas back in the character creation thread :p
Which I've been meaning to ask; if you said, "no vampires", then how do we have vampires in the game? What in the name of Buffy is this nonsense?


#346

Dei

Dei

Which I've been meaning to ask; if you said, "no vampires", then how do we have vampires in the game? What in the name of Buffy is this nonsense?
Because you can't disable DLC. That's why I haven't purchased that one.


#347

GasBandit

GasBandit

Which I've been meaning to ask; if you said, "no vampires", then how do we have vampires in the game? What in the name of Buffy is this nonsense?
There are townies who are vampires already. Even if I delete them, the game randomly generates more.


#348

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Where is Simville, Santa Carla?


#349

GasBandit

GasBandit

Monday, 2nd of Fall, Year 2 - Household 5

Household 5 fixed - Klew Sara Null Bhamv3 Zappit Sparhawk TigerTsang and Silk.jpg


Crazy people need love too.

Alas, much like Household 4, I am immediately greeted with sad news - Silk passed away sometime in the last few days, off camera. Still, it's fitting he had to leave one more poop before he went.
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Tofu dogs for breakfast. I did buy a fire extinguisher, didn't I?
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For some reason, most folks decided to go downstairs and get popcorn for breakfast instead of eat tofu dogs. Maybe nobody really likes tofu here either, just like in real life.
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Sparhawk's not really hungry though; he watches a movie in the basement theater.
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Coffee time.
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Sara finally gets around to fixing the dishwasher, while Tiger gathers the dishes that have been piling up.
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I've tried this with every urn so far and had no luck, but just to make sure, I have Sparhawk attempt to contact Silk through the urn.
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The heck kind of "Great Value Brand" Jenga is this?!
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Popcorn isn't very filling. Time for Second Breakfast.
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Null sets down to write. He's expanding his scope, and decides to write a book of short stories this time.
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Sara and Tiger get along pretty well.
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Zappit's feeling mathematical today.
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Sara's got ambitions, and carving something out of wood is the next step along that path.
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I spot my alter ego down the street at the park, visiting a food vendor. Hey! Me! We're not really supposed to eat pizza any more!
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Emrys is also seen playing in the fall leaves.
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Bhamv's not made ANY progress on her romantic aspirations. I send her across the street to meet with the only person she's ever flirted with - Gryfter. Unfortunately, her erratic personality (formerly called "insanity" before Maxis got all PC on us) makes the things she say sway wildly between alluring and repellant. She gets nowhere.
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Zappit goes downtown to admire the art in a local museum.
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... and chat up some fellow art-appreciators.
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Zappit has progressed far enough down his aspirational track to afford one of the better rewards. He becomes a creative visionary.
zappit creative visionary.jpg


Klew gets home from work, and promptly breaks the coffee maker.
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No coffee causes an early evening crisis of consciousness in the house.
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You know, I installed two perfectly good bathrooms on the first floor, and Null still would rather "water the plants."


Sparhawk gets home from work and is so worn out he heads straight to bed.
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Klew goes for a skate. He's not making a lot of progress down his aspiration track, but you know, there's a lot to be said for the satisfaction of having a job that pays $492 an hour.


Sara, however, gets focused.
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This empowers her to fix the coffee machine, and use the parts to upgrade the durability of the sink. Because that's how that works, shut up.
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Null's been working hard at his book all day, but as evening grows later, he finds himself getting distracted... and he and Bhamv really start to hit it off. I guess it makes sense... erratic personalities can come together in some kind of synergy, I guess.
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Much to my shock, a spectral hound appears.
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Sparhawk is understandably elated. He welcomes Silk back to the household.
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Meanwhile, passions are rising between Null and Bhamv. Bhamv gets her first boyfriend, and the hunt is officially on.
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Finally, somebody actually uses a BED for this. Bhamv and Null woo-hoo themselves straight into unconsciousness.


Hrm, it seems even ghost dogs can get sick.
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Spar's not feeling so great, himself.
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An etherial cone-of-shame and a new squeaky toy for the Silk Spectre.
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#350

Emrys

Emrys

SimEmrys is goofy, isn't she?


#351

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

C'mon.


#352

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

"And @Null , we WILL be together . . . foreveeeeer . . ."
bhamv crazy girlfriend.jpg


#353

MindDetective

MindDetective

The ghost dog isn't even the scariest thing that day.


#354

Null

Null

I wish I could say I was surprised.


#355

Dei

Dei

I'm doing my own video stream of a Halforums House Redux edition, and it's already getting spicy.



#356

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

"That was a shitty thing to say, Bhamv."


#357

mikerc

mikerc

SimEmrys is goofy, isn't she?
Again, whoever designed these characters is hitting way too close to home!


#358

Emrys

Emrys

Hey! :p


#359

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I'm surprise nobody got my Santa Carla reference :(


#360

Celt Z

Celt Z



#361

PatrThom

PatrThom

I'm surprise nobody got my Santa Carla reference :(
I just assumed you had misspelt it.

—Patrick


#362

Celt Z

Celt Z

I just assumed you had misspelt it.

—Patrick
When I first glanced at it, I thought it said "Santa Clarita", which was odd, but on brand. I read it again, and hence, my gif reply.


#363

GasBandit

GasBandit

Tuesday, 3rd of Fall, Year 2 - Household 1

Household 1 - Cheesy Wasabi Gryfter Jun Charon Terrik Genspec Luca.jpg


The failed state of American Health Care, Illustrated.

As I feared, Luca has also shuffled off his mortal coil in my absence.
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It's getting a little chilly, but Wasabi still goes for a dip. In fact, she mostly wears her bathing suit all day.
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I have a spotty record with this, but I get Terrik to beseech his departed dog to return, anyway.


Then it's breakfast time.
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Cheesy tries his hand at sculpting, to further his aspiration.
04-05-19_7-12-15 PM.png


Charon's extra sad - not only has Luca died, but apparently Charon was good friends with a townie - Geoffrey Landgraab - who has also passed away.
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At 7, Terrik heads off to work. The weather's pretty nasty.
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Uh, apparently this hospital employs the undead. One of the nurses is a ghost.
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Oh hey, MikeRC is here getting treated for... something.
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Terrik spends 20 minutes doing research online. This is the most work he does all day.
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He also chats with the patients...
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And brings them food...
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Cog seems to have been involved in some kind of culinary catastrophe.
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Welp, that's not Terrik's problem, it's Coffee time.
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And then off to distract an actual doctor by complaining about his job.
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Hygiene is key, though. Can't spread any germs on all those coffee cups.
04-05-19_7-27-09 PM.png


Boy, the queue at the front desk is really piling up. But Terrik's already done everything he's supposed to do today. He chatted. He drank coffee. What more could be asked of him??
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Well, since it's Cog, Terrik pulls a few strings and gets him admitted.
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Full body burns are a bit above his pay grade, though, both figuratively and literally, so he refers the case to a more senior Doctor.
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And besides, that lets Terrik run out the clock with some hearthstone before he gets to go home.
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Good Job, Terrik!
terrik did good.jpg


Meanwhilst, Cheesy has been diligent in pursuing his logical ambitions.
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Charon was not paying attention while he computed, and barely manages to make it to the toilet in time before there's a puddle problem.
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Wasabi has her way of recharging...
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.... and Jun has hers.
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Gryfter and Cheesy have the same aspirations, so it behooves them to cooperate. Their shared interests form the basis of a strong friendship.
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Having solved his pee pee predicament, Charon decides to ease his sorrows by pulling a Dei.


Am I incapable of eating at my own house? Or do I just have some kind of crush on the vendor in the park? Why did I get more food than I can carry? Why is it all salad and milkshakes?!
04-05-19_7-47-22 PM.png


Cheesy's dinner is spoiled. He eats it anyway.
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General Specific is so tired when he gets home from work that he goes straight to bed.
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While he uses the bathroom, the sink breaks, providing Cheesy another opportunity to excel.
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Gryfter helps clean up the mess.
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Then the two of them get back to the chessboard, whilst being serenaded by Jun's violin practice. Everybody else heads off to bed.
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Genspec wakes up early for breakfast.
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Oh, hey, look who's under the table!
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Jun gives the sad spectral hound some cheering up.
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Once he's feeling better, Luca rejoins the household.


Yyyyep, he's still Luca.
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#364

Dei

Dei

Maybe he can't eat at home because he doesn't want to set the grill on fire.


#365

Tiger Tsang

Tiger Tsang

Monday, 2nd of Fall, Year 2 - Household 5

View attachment 29827

Crazy people need love too.

Alas, much like Household 4, I am immediately greeted with sad news - Silk passed away sometime in the last few days, off camera. Still, it's fitting he had to leave one more poop before he went.
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Tofu dogs for breakfast. I did buy a fire extinguisher, didn't I?
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For some reason, most folks decided to go downstairs and get popcorn for breakfast instead of eat tofu dogs. Maybe nobody really likes tofu here either, just like in real life.
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Sparhawk's not really hungry though; he watches a movie in the basement theater.
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Coffee time.
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Sara finally gets around to fixing the dishwasher, while Tiger gathers the dishes that have been piling up.
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I've tried this with every urn so far and had no luck, but just to make sure, I have Sparhawk attempt to contact Silk through the urn.
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The heck kind of "Great Value Brand" Jenga is this?!
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Popcorn isn't very filling. Time for Second Breakfast.
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Null sets down to write. He's expanding his scope, and decides to write a book of short stories this time.
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Sara and Tiger get along pretty well.
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Zappit's feeling mathematical today.
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Sara's got ambitions, and carving something out of wood is the next step along that path.
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I spot my alter ego down the street at the park, visiting a food vendor. Hey! Me! We're not really supposed to eat pizza any more!
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Emrys is also seen playing in the fall leaves.
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Bhamv's not made ANY progress on her romantic aspirations. I send her across the street to meet with the only person she's ever flirted with - Gryfter. Unfortunately, her erratic personality (formerly called "insanity" before Maxis got all PC on us) makes the things she say sway wildly between alluring and repellant. She gets nowhere.
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Zappit goes downtown to admire the art in a local museum.
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... and chat up some fellow art-appreciators.
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Zappit has progressed far enough down his aspirational track to afford one of the better rewards. He becomes a creative visionary.
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Klew gets home from work, and promptly breaks the coffee maker.
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No coffee causes an early evening crisis of consciousness in the house.
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You know, I installed two perfectly good bathrooms on the first floor, and Null still would rather "water the plants."


Sparhawk gets home from work and is so worn out he heads straight to bed.
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Klew goes for a skate. He's not making a lot of progress down his aspiration track, but you know, there's a lot to be said for the satisfaction of having a job that pays $492 an hour.


Sara, however, gets focused.
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This empowers her to fix the coffee machine, and use the parts to upgrade the durability of the sink. Because that's how that works, shut up.
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Null's been working hard at his book all day, but as evening grows later, he finds himself getting distracted... and he and Bhamv really start to hit it off. I guess it makes sense... erratic personalities can come together in some kind of synergy, I guess.
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Much to my shock, a spectral hound appears.
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Sparhawk is understandably elated. He welcomes Silk back to the household.
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Meanwhile, passions are rising between Null and Bhamv. Bhamv gets her first boyfriend, and the hunt is officially on.
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Finally, somebody actually uses a BED for this. Bhamv and Null woo-hoo themselves straight into unconsciousness.


Hrm, it seems even ghost dogs can get sick.
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Spar's not feeling so great, himself.
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An etherial cone-of-shame and a new squeaky toy for the Silk Spectre.
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cleaning up after roommates, CAN lead to mad Jenga skillls when it comes to dishes. Also Sara, if you can wear Foxgear and I'll try remember my Crystal Pepsi gear :)


#366

General Specific

General Specific

Well, I don't normally go straight to bed when I get home, but I do often take a nap after a long day.


#367

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Charon was good friends with a townie - Geoffrey Landgraab - who has also passed away.
That means Nancy's available?


#368

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

"Hello is this 555-2368?"


#369

Dei

Dei

Maybe he can't eat at home because he doesn't want to set the grill on fire.
For context, every time my Sim Gas uses the grill, he sets it on fire. And he always uses it when I'm not actually looking.



#370

Celt Z

Celt Z

And now we know why SimGas is always at the food stand.


#371

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wednesday, 4th of Fall, year 2, Household 2

Household 2 fixed - Dirona Patrthom Squidley MikeRC Emrys Adam and Pudding.jpg


Long Nap of the Law 2: Return of the Hobo

The Pet Mortality Parade just keeps on coming. I really need to update the household thumbnails.
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Peoples just be doin their thang, none of which applies to their careers/aspirations. In fact, it's getting kinda cold to swim, Emrys.
thangdoin.jpg


Dirona's level 3 cooking, and she needs 4 level 4 skills, so I prompt her to make breakfast.
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It's delish.
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Emrys apparently didn't get much sleep last night. She takes a nap right after breakfast.
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Patrthom and Dirona get to workin that chess logic, while Squidley chats with them before work. Adam gets in a little light reading.
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It's time for Squidley to crack a case. I dunno what happened with the last one, but she gets assigned a new case.
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She lays out the facts of the case, and then heads out to the crime scene.
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She interviews witnesses and gathers evidence. Not sure what happened here exactly, but it involved burning a lot of kitchen appliances.
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It's a long day of cross referencing and analyzing evidence, and all Squidley is able to glean from the information is that the suspect is female, and a genius. Unfortunately, her fatigue is starting to catch up with her.
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She puts out an APB on the suspect, and arrives at a sighting - where there are 5 women doing brainy stuff.
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Fortunately, two of them are able to point out the person of interest.
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Squidley makes the collar.
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Back at the station, Squidley goes to interrogate the suspect, but has a slight delay enroute.


She lays out the evidence arrayed against the suspect.
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Then goes a little "bad cop."
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But it's determined that the suspect is innocent, and is set free.
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This cop stuff is tough.
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Squidley goes home, and doesn't quite make it to bed.
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Boy, MikeRC sure likes that hospital gown he got.
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The ferret's still alive and kickin'. Since it is added by a mod, I wonder if it even CAN age or die.
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That night, an apparition appears.
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Squidley's glad to see him.
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HCGLNS then possesses the jukebox to scare Emrys.


"Oh hey, Scruffy! What's it like being a ghost?" "Oh, you'll find out soon." "... What?"
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HCGLNS puts that dumb urn in the corner, and mixes up a drink for his wife. And with that, his aspiration advances.
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#372

GasBandit

GasBandit

And now we know why SimGas is always at the food stand.
Apparently, in Dei's game, you and I are friends... but you're incredibly mean to me. You call me and ask to come over all the time, and then make fun of me and spurn my every advance. It's painful to watch. Dei finds it HILARIOUS.


#373

Dei

Dei

Also @Celt Z you and Gas have a very different relationship in my game.



#374

GasBandit

GasBandit

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#375

Dei

Dei



#376

PatrThom

PatrThom

The idea that Scruffy had to come back from the Other Side JUST to finish being a mixologist.

—Patrick


#377

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Why is my Pud gone??!?

Can he come back too?


#378

GasBandit

GasBandit

Why is my Pud gone??!?
Old age, probably. 1 sim year is like 20 human years.

Can he come back too?
Probably. I just have to notice him whenever his ghost deigns put in an appearance, and have somebody he's at least "good friends" with invite him back into the household.


#379

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Am I his good friend?


#380

GasBandit

GasBandit

Am I his good friend?
Yes, but you're not the only one. So, for example, if you're asleep when Pud's ghost comes to visit and I can't wake you up for whatever reason, Emrys could also get him back in the household.


#381

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

GasBandit said:
Uh, apparently this hospital employs the undead. One of the nurses is a ghost.
Every shift for her is a graveyard shift.


#382

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

I'm already mourning for Polly.

. . . well, a ghost parrot-cat is very Pirates of the Caribbean, so there's that I guess.


#383

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Yay! My phone call worked!


#384

Celt Z

Celt Z

Apparently, in Dei's game, you and I are friends... but you're incredibly mean to me. You call me and ask to come over all the time, and then make fun of me and spurn my every advance. It's painful to watch. Dei finds it HILARIOUS.
I'm sorry other SimCelt Z is mean, but I'm with Dei; it is pretty funny.


#385

GasBandit

GasBandit

I'm sorry other SimCelt Z is mean, but I'm with Dei; it is pretty funny.


Well, no matter what happens, kid, we'll always have Snuffleupagus' closet.


#386

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

So, I'm dead and getting more action than most of the other Sims.



#387

GasBandit

GasBandit

Thursday, 5th of Fall, Year 2, Household 3

Household 3 fixed - Kags Grue Mind Cog Drawn Vero Bubble181 and Polly.jpg


Kags finds a bone in the jungle.

You guys know the drill. Everybody's goofing off.
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Though, Grue will be glad to know that Polly is still alive and kicking.
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I set everybody to work. Grue, write jokes. MD, hit the treadmill. Vero, schmooze that mirror. Cog, you're already at the chessboard, so keep it up. I send Drawn Inward out to look for frogs and things. Bubble's close to 4 on cooking, so I tell him to make everybody breakfast.
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Kags can attend to her aspirations later, but in the meantime, I have her do the domestic things everybody else is too busy to do. Like feed the cat.
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Drawn Inwards has some good luck with frogs - he finds 3. No fossils this time, though.
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Bubbles' pancake breakfast gets him halfway through cooking level 4.
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Everybody chows down.
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Bubble's got 3 skills to 4, and the closest one left is Fitness. BAHBUL. AYM GOHING TO PAAMP (clap) YUU AHHP.
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Getting MD to work out is a delicate matter. I have to be careful not to overwork him at his age. But I manage to get him to the next level of bodybuilding by hitting fitness level 6. He'll be a regular Jack Lelane before we know it.
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Matter of fact, he's earned enough satisfaction points via achieving his life goals to afford a Potion of Youth. It doesn't revert him back to actual youth, but it does reset his "elder" timer. So hopefully it extends his life by at least another year.
MD potion of youth.jpg


While I've got everybody else working on their aspirations, it's time for Kags to revisit her dream. She's gotta find some traps to examine in the jungle. So, once again she rents that little Casita de las Arañas.
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First thing, she hits up the marketplace to grab some supplies. She meets a local vendor and gives a customary local greeting in salutation.
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Then she heads back to rest up for a big trek through the brush.
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Kags wakes up around 3pm, and makes herself a veggie and hummus sandwich for the road.
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She confidently strides past the huge sign covered in warnings and cautionary information, and starts hacking her way through the vines.
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Oh. Maybe she should have read the sign after all.

Well, the sting poisons her, but it seems to be manageable. She presses on, and finds a pile from which she excavates an artifact.
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She also finds an amethys crystal in another outcropping of rock.
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Eventually, she manages to find a temple. If anywhere is gonna have traps, this would be it.
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Aha! This looks very "trappy." Kags studies it carefully.


Her presence attracts the attention of a temple guardian, named Sans. I'm sure that name is just a coincidence. Anyway, he seems more mischievous than dangerous.


Kags is attacked by a swarm of spiders. Fortunately, she's got spider repellant. Now if only she had boney prankster repellant.


Why don't temples have bathrooms?


After a couple false starts, Kags manages to find the trick to disabling the defenses on the nearby archway, and proceeds deeper into the temple.


Hrm, more traps. Well, at least examining them counts toward Kags' aspirational goal.
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It takes a couple tries - and getting set on fire - but Kags figures out the trick that will allow her to proceed.


And again. Thankfully, also, about now she manages to shrug off the effects of the scorpion poison.


At least, Kags finds a treasure chest, and exhumes a rare and important antiquity.


It's been a heck of a trip, but a productive and enjoyable one. Kags returns home super confident - but also kinda stinky.
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#388

PatrThom

PatrThom

Kags finds a bone in the jungle.
Yes. A funny bone.

—Patrick


#389

Dei

Dei

The death of SimGas, a dramedy in three parts.

The butler can't clean a lint filter, and Fire is just drawn to Gasbandit.



Terrik is right there while Gas is burning, but he'd rather go take a bath.



Terrik reluctantly pleads with the Grim Reaper, then decides he needs to pee.



#390

Celt Z

Celt Z

Ghorsts, vampires, walking skeletons. This game had taken such a turn for the weird.
But itsthe appliances that will kill you!


#391

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

GODDAMMIT TERRIK!


#392

GasBandit

GasBandit

Friday, 6th of Fall, Year 2, Household 4

HH4.jpg


Well the shark strikes with her teeth, and she keeps them pearly white.

Celt Z is grilling up some fruit for breakfast, while everybody else gets their day started with leisurely activities.
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Nearby, Klew is jumping in a questionably oderiferous pile of leaves...
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MikeRC is seeing if the fish are biting this morning.
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In order to increase household cohesion, I've moved the outdoor tables indoors. It seems to help people to socialize over meals instead of break into groups. I'll probably remodel a little bit, and get some actual dining tables instead of picnic ones.
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To perform best at their jobs, DA and Gas need to get some video gaming in before work. Tinwhistler joins in, and Celt Z and Jwhouk decide to watch.
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A good game of vidya with friends and a redhead on each side? Is this Gas' vision of paradise?
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I have no idea what happened here but this picture is hilarious.
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Dei is in the restroom when she gets a call to let her know that Zappit, with whom she was pretty good friends, has passed away.
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Snuffles heads off to work, and Jwhouk and Celt Z are apparently nap buddies.
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And then Gas and DA head off. Gas didn't quite get in all the video gaming he needed, but he'd rather not be late. I have no idea what's got Squidley so angry as she stomps by.
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Terrik, aren't you supposed to be at work, too?
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Logic. Tin wants it.
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Jwhouk tries yet again to finish that last book he needs.
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Celt Z wakes up from her nap feelin' good.
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She practices her charms on the mirror for a bit.
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Dei's in a deep blue funk. She also decides on a nap.


Bubble goes jogging by. Lookin' good, Bubs.
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Progress with that mirror is going kinda slowly. There's no substitute for real experience. I dispatch Celt Z to Emrys' house to see if she can advance her amorous aspirations.
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Emrys is open to the idea.


And becomes progressively moreso.
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VERY receptive indeed. Well, Celt Z got her kiss, and her second strong romantic relationship.


Dei needs some distraction, and Tin needs some socializing while he levels his logic. I decide to kill two birds with one stone.
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What is it about that stinky pile of leaves that draws everybody to it?
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By some miracle, Jwhouk finally finishes his book. Now he needs to raise 4 skills to level 4. He's starting with cooking, and he grills up some sausages and peppers for dinner.
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Snuffles gets home from work. All that bartending practice is showing results.
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Dei goes to troll forums, but her heart isn't really in it.
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Gas, DarkAudit, and Celt Z all get home simultaneously. And they're all similarly worn out.
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Celt Z opts to take a page from her sister's playbook and goes straight for an effervescent nap venue.
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Everybody else grabs dinner.
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Tin, Dei, Snuffles and Jwhouk hold a card game as dinner winds down.
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Dei's blue mood makes her duck out early to go cry in bed.
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Celt Z wakes up from her nap feelin' goo-ooo-ooo-ooo-oood.
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Gas joins her, and the two of them put the hot tub's filters to the stress test.


Everybody else goes to bed, but Celt Z's still fired up and ready to prowl.
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Mind detective happens to be jogging by, and the huntress pounces to get that kiss.
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Dammit, MD makes it weird again. What'd he even say?
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Snuffles has awoken, and he beseeches the void to return his pooch. The void does not answer.
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Celt Z finally decides it's time to go to bed.
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Just on the off chance that Daisy does actually show up, Snuffles makes some coffee and settles in for an overnight vigil. Alas, we're all to be left disappointed tonight.
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Gas wakes up around 4, and realizes maybe he should have had that post-nookie bath BEFORE bed.
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Tin wakes up around 5, and helps himself to more sausages and peppers.
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#393

Celt Z

Celt Z

Well, go Sim-me!


#394

PatrThom

PatrThom

Gas sure takes his time coming up for air. He must have laid away a reserve.
Also I wonder if Dei would still be able to fall asleep in it now.

--Patrick


#395

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Gas sure takes his time coming up for air.
His ability to hold his breath for a long time is probably what attracted SimCelt to him. :unibrow:


#396

GasBandit

GasBandit

Gas sure takes his time coming up for air. He must have laid away a reserve.
Also I wonder if Dei would still be able to fall asleep in it now.

--Patrick
Well, it's a different story these days, but when I first moved to Texas from Colorado, I will say that felt like I only needed 3 or 4 breaths of air to last the entire day :p Of course, that was about 20 years ago, so I've acclimated now, unfortunately.


#397

GasBandit

GasBandit

Also I can't get over this picture. It just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

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#398

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

". . . she's playing with the third nipple again . . ."


#399

MindDetective

MindDetective

Well, go Sim-me!
*Replies but makes it weird*


#400

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Also I can't get over this picture. It just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

View attachment 29996
...cannot be unseen.


#401

GasBandit

GasBandit

Snapshot3.jpg


#402

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Also I can't get over this picture. It just makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

View attachment 29996
Sim-me is trying SO hard to focus on the game...


#403

PatrThom

PatrThom

Now we just need @Celt Z to fill in her part.

--Patrick


#404

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

@E
Yes, but you're not the only one. So, for example, if you're asleep when Pud's ghost comes to visit and I can't wake you up for whatever reason, Emrys could also get him back in the household.
@Emrys Will you help me get Pud back please??

Also, he and hubby aren’t friends. This game mirrors reality quite a bit lol.


#405

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

What? We are friends! I feed it on a regular basis.


#406

Celt Z

Celt Z

Now we just need @Celt Z to fill in her part.

--Patrick
Later. Just woke up. Much coffee is needed first.


#407

Null

Null

Now we just need @Celt Z to fill in her part.

--Patrick
And also Dei.


#408

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

That pic could be a karma goldmine.


#409

Emrys

Emrys

@E

@Emrys Will you help me get Pud back please??
Heeeeeeeere, kitty kitty kitty!


#410

GasBandit

GasBandit

Saturday, 7th of Fall, Year 2 - Household 5

HH5.jpg


Dead and loving it.

As we learned yesterday through Dei, Zappit has expired of old age. I have his urn displayed next to one of his paintings.
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Klew was closest to him in life, so he makes the appeal for Zappit's specter to return.


Sara grills up some tofu burgers for breakfast.
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Null's enjoyment of the meal is lessened somewhat by Silk's contribution.
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Spar and Tiger opt for popcorn instead.
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Even ghost dogs poop, and apparently, even ghost dogs gotta eat. I guess that stands to reason.
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Klew bones up on logic with the help of a book.
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This May/December romance is still going strong, looks like.
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Null gets to work on his next book.
nullbook.jpg


Even heavy rain doesn't stop Vero from going out and making friends.
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And any fisherman will tell you the rain just gets the fish to bite better, right MikeRC?
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Klew learns a lot from the logic manual, but doesn't finish it. Instead he goes off to have a cry in bed.
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Trips to the bathroom are somewhat more awkward when there's a crazy lady in there telling a story to a sleeping ghost dog.
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Lunch, reading, and conversation.
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How does a ghost dog get sprayed by a skunk?! I guess he REALLY scared it.
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One whiff of that dog is enough to send Bhamv out to the front lawn to shower in the rain. In front of all the neighbors.
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Null finishes his latest book, and it's excellent. He decides to send his works off for self-publishing. Here's a list of what he's written so far, in case you've forgotten.
Null self publish.jpg


Null then heads off to have a nap. Klew's still down in the dumps, and Bhamv's got a romantic agenda to pursue, so I prod her into getting flirty with him and then taking him out on a date.
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At the Solar Flare Lounge, Bhamv lays it on a little too thick, moving faster than Klew might be comfortable with.
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She likes the challenge.
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Thing is, Klew seems to be turning a head or two, himself. Ah well, the date is a technical success, and it's not like Bhamv is serious about him anyway.
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Home for a nap
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Klew tries to cheer himself up with a bathroom mirror.
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Since he finished his reading, finally, it's on to the part where this wannabe renaissance sim needs to get 4 skills to level 4. So, I have Klew make vegetable dumplings for dinner.
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... HOW is Zappit sending text messages from beyond the grave?
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"What? No, I didn't break the fridge..." - Klew
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A walk in the rain has Celt Z feeling euphoric, M'lord. I DID NOT GET HER THAT HAT WHERE DID IT COME FROM
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While everybody gets ready to eat, Sara starts fixing the fridge.
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Null gobbles down his food and goes off to play video games, since he's kinda starved for fun.
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Sara manages to finish in time to eat with the others, but man, she's bushed. Bed right after dinner is the plan.
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Hours later, after most everybody has gone to bed, a sad spectre comes to pay a visit.
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Klew, fortunately is still awake though, and is there to greet his departed friend, and talk him back into residency.
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They get to talking and... well, things kinda progress. The flirty influence of the date rewards strikes again. Maybe Klew and Zappit are going to be more than "just friends."
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Klew finally has to hit the sack, but Zappit is under no such constraint, and picks up where he left off, putting paint to canvas.
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Tiger wakes up super early, and gets a jumpstart on the day with a cuppa joe.
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Zappit finishes his painting, and hangs it in the dining area, to enjoy while he has leftover dumplings for breakfast.
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Then, after putting his plate in the dishwasher, he decides to possess the refrigerator for a while.


The years have taken a toll on Null, and it seems it is finally his time.


Bhamv pleads with the reaper to spare her boyfriend.
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Astonishingly enough, Death is moved by her entreaty, and gives Null more time among the living.


#411

PatrThom

PatrThom

Did Bhamv just flirt Null back to life?

--Patrick


#412

Celt Z

Celt Z

I'm not even supposed to be here today! What is with that outfit??


#413

Null

Null

Null Papa is living his best life. All he needs to do now is have a kid and he'll literally be doing better than me in every department.

Seriously, though. Dying due to too much loving from a pretty young asian woman? YES PLEASE.


#414

GasBandit

GasBandit

Did Bhamv just flirt Null back to life?

--Patrick
Technically no, she was just in a flirty mood when she did the ordinary begging.

I'm not even supposed to be here today! What is with that outfit??
I have no idea where you got it. You just happened to be walking by.


#415

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

L
I'm not even supposed to be here today! What is with that outfit??
She's on the hunt she's after you, her mouth is alive with juices like wine!


#416

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

"Oh no @Null, you're not escaping MY love that easily!"


#417

Celt Z

Celt Z

From the looks of things, Zappit and Klew are going to need a pottery wheel.

Speaking of poor Zappit, he's wandering into Null's resurrection, like, "Wait, you can do that?!?".


#418

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Hey I was saving that reference for me and Squids!


#419

PatrThom

PatrThom

Hey I was saving that reference for me and Squids!
Next time don't wait, and either spirit or get off the pot.

--Patrick


#420

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Next time don't wait, and either spirit or get off the pot.

--Patrick
Well my pop culture references have been failing miserably so far, only @Celt Z got the Lost Boys one, nobody go the Ghostbusters one, so I was naturally a little hesitant to make a Ghost reference.


#421

PatrThom

PatrThom

You are discounting the possibility that people may have been getting them, but just ignoring them.

—Patrick


#422

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

You are discounting the possibility that people may have been getting them, but just ignoring them.

—Patrick
I will boil your rabbit! :p


#423

Bubble181

Bubble181

You are discounting the possibility that people may have been getting them, but just ignoring them.

—Patrick
Like attempted jokes from @Dave .


#424

PatrThom

PatrThom

Like attempted jokes from @Dave .
...so are the @Dave s of our lives.

--Patrick


#425

jwhouk

jwhouk

I dunno, @HCGLNS has a slight advantage on @Dave in the bad joke category.


#426

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

GasBandit said:
Though, Grue will be glad to know that Polly is still alive and kicking.
I should be glad, but this also means @Dave's buddy had child pornography.


#427

Dave

Dave

I'm not following this thread. Quit tagging me, fuckers!


#428

GasBandit

GasBandit

Yeah, leave poor @Dave alone!


#429

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

I'm not following this thread. Quit tagging me, fuckers!
I didn't know I was piling on. I got an alert that @BErt agreed with my post in that thread about your icky buddy, and it cast Polly's - me pet parrot cat - survival in a new, icky light.


#430

Null

Null

@Dave's not here, man.


#431

Dave

Dave

And that's when Dave puts a thread on ignore.


#432

Null

Null



#433

Dave

Dave

Apparently I can't put a thread on ignore.


#434

GasBandit

GasBandit

I don't understand why you don't read this one when you read the rimworld one... this one has just as many deaths!

Heck, Dei started her own version, and then moved out from Terrik... now she's just living with the ghosts of Snuffles and I as her roommates. It feels like the setup to a webcomic.


#435

Dave

Dave

I have no interest in the Sims.


#436

GasBandit

GasBandit

Heck, Dei started her own version, and then moved out from Terrik... now she's just living with the ghosts of Snuffles and I as her roommates. It feels like the setup to a webcomic.
And just to go deeper into this part, she makes us help her with her acting, like, re-enact scenes and stuff. But she does the romance scenes with Snuffles so that Celt Z doesn't get jealous. Because Snuffles died of a lightning strike, his ghost crackles with electricity, whereas I have smoke gently wafting from my spectral form because I died in a fire.


#437

Bubble181

Bubble181

I have no interest in the Sims.
This thread is about the Sims?


#438

Celt Z

Celt Z

Now we just need @Celt Z to fill in her part.
Sorry, busy weekend! But to add to Gas' horror shot-
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#439

GasBandit

GasBandit

@Cheesy1 ! Do the thing! /Varrick


#440

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

@Dave you don’t have to like the Sims to be moved by the gripping drama here.


#441

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I was killed by a cat in six days! Very realistic recreation, and bhamv looks just like I pictured her!


#442

GasBandit

GasBandit

I was killed by a cat in six days! Very realistic recreation, and bhamv looks just like I pictured her!
Pudding had nothing to do with your death, you old poop.. you just chose to make your character an octagenarian married to a 20 year old. How long did you think you were gonna last at that rate?!


#443

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Pudding had nothing to do with your death, you old poop.. you just chose to make your character an octagenarian married to a 20 year old. How long did you think you were gonna last at that rate?!
Death by Snu Snu, sometimes I wish you weren't so awkward bud.


#444

GasBandit

GasBandit

Also, the way that Sims time compression works, 6 days is more like (calculate calculate) 4.227 years.

7 days = one season (3 months)
One year = approx 20 years


#445

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Pudding had nothing to do with your death, you old poop.. you just chose to make your character an octagenarian married to a 20 year old. How long did you think you were gonna last at that rate?!
Thanks for having Pud’s back.


#446

Celt Z

Celt Z

@Cheesy1 ! Do the thing! /Varrick
Let me know if you need the hi-res one, @Cheesy1 (if you're playing with it). I just threw that on here.


#447

Cheesy1

Cheesy1


"YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!"

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#448

GasBandit

GasBandit

And now combined...

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#449

Dei

Dei

Now you should recreate that pout scene.


#450

Celt Z

Celt Z

And just to go deeper into this part, she makes us help her with her acting, like, re-enact scenes and stuff. But she does the romance scenes with Snuffles so that Celt Z doesn't get jealous. Because Snuffles died of a lightning strike, his ghost crackles with electricity, whereas I have smoke gently wafting from my spectral form because I died in a fire.
I missed this in the shuffle: why is Sim-Celt jealous of Snuffles?


#451

GasBandit

GasBandit

Now you should recreate that pout scene.
This just serves to highlight how much white there is my my beard, now, really.

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AND NOW BACK TO OUR STORY...

Sunday, 1st of Winter, Year 2, Household 1

Household 1 - Cheesy Wasabi Gryfter Jun Charon Terrik Genspec Luca.jpg


We're dropping like flies.

Hey, why's everybody so sad? Wait, where's Charon?
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Oh.
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It seems that while the camera crew was in another household, Officer Charon expired of old age. Well, his sister Wasabi was closest to him in life (they were thick as thieves, really), so she does the ritual to make his restless form wander the earth instead of find peace.


Kinda eerie how the family portrait in the dining room updates itself in real time...
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I forget that it is sunday, and that General Specific has the day off. I have him do vidya games "for work." He doesn't object.
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Terrik does NOT have the day off, but he spends most of his morning in bed, crying.
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Gryfter and Cheesy chow down before tackling logic together.
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Terrik's promotion requires that I follow him to work on two occasions, so off we go. Terrik's in for a rough day, being hungry and sad.
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Focusing his mind on what little there is to his job helps some.
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Terrik didn't eat breakfast this morning. Fortunately, having a snack counts toward his job performance.
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His focus fades, however, so he turns to coffee for a pick me up. Which also counts toward job performance.
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He's barely been here 3 hours and already he's maxed out performance. Let's go have a peek at what people are doing at home.
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Wasabi's so pleased with her first cooking attempt, that she doesn't even notice General Specific breaking the coffee machine.


Aaaaand there goes the sink, as well.


Well, still, at least the mac and cheese is a success.
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Holy crap, Wasabi's necromantic powers are off the proverbial chain. Charon doesn't even wait around til after midnight to reappear like most ghosts - he straight up texts GenSpec and invites him to the flea market at noon.
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GenSpec brings along Wasabi and Jun, naturally, the former being the deceased's sister and the latter being the person most sad about the departed - who isn't at work.
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Ghost Charon rejoins the household, and the four of them take in the snow-covered sights of the flea market, and listen to a local busker.
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General Specific is rather tense. He's a loner, and there's too many strangers here.
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Well, let's get it over with. He manages to haggle Nina Caliente into a 25% discount on a bowl of Pho.
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It takes him a couple tries to get the hang of the chopsticks... and then he discovers the Pho is pretty spicy.


Meanwhile, back at the hospital, Gas Bandit is found in the lobby covered in stripes and giggling to himself.
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Terrik's his buddy, so Gas gets to skip the line for treatment.
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Terrik places the thermometer in Gas' mouth, and it promptly explodes in a shower of sparks.
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You know what, this one's clearly beyond Terrik's limited medical experience. Time to call in an actual doctor.
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... which gives Terrik a quick minute to play Hearthstone.
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The doctor diagnoses GB with... how appropriate...
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Terrik feeds him some goop in a dixie cup, and he's officially cured his first patient.


This nets him a promotion.. to Orderly??
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Meanwhile, the Flea Market has wrapped up. Time to head home.
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Oh yeah, I forgot about this... Well, fortunately, Household 1 has two aspiring handymen - Gryfter and Cheesy tackle the kitchen repairs.
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Terrik briefly considers showing some affection to his wife, but gets distracted by the karaoke machine.
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Ghost Charon's first act upon coming home is to whip up some shrimp tempura. Showoff.


Wasabi tried to do a slam dunk and sprained her ankle. I wish I'd had her on camera when that happened.
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I prompt Terrik into some mutual commiseration with his wife to cheer them both up.
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DarkAudit just happens to be jogging by at that moment. Hey, DA.
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Dei doesn't seem to be enjoying her run. Even moreso than one who knows her would expect, I mean.
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Tinwhistler sure seems to be enjoying HIS jog though.. and man, Nina Caliente gets AROUND today. I think we just figured out why Gas is always eating at that stand in the park.
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Heck, even Cheesy is uncharacteristically active this evening, bouncing the basketball around.
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Not Wasabi anymore, though... she's keeping that ankle elevated.
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Charon's more upset about Luca's demise than his own.
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General Specific finds a drink in the fridge left over from when Snuffles was tending bar. Not bad stuff.
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Aaaaand the music speaker in the kitchen goes Plooie. A handyman's job is never done, around here. I also set Cheesy to upgrade the kitchen sink's hardiness at the same time.
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One sure way for Jun to fight the blues is to practice her violin.
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Man, walking the earth from beyond the grave is exhausting.
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Cheesy is either really into that mac and cheese, or really into that TV show. Maybe both.
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Wasabi empties the kitchen trash, carries it outside, and deposits it on the ground NEXT to the big wheely bin.
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General Specific gets the rebound.


Seriously, Charon... he's right next to you. Look.
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GenSpec tries HIS hand, or rather, larynx, at the karaoke machine. The reception is mixed.
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To help drive home the point that Luca is not missing from his life (well, un-life), I tell Charon to go take Luca for a short walk.
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This wears the both of them out completely. Apparently old ghosts still can overexert themselves.


General Specific has caught the Karaoke Fever, and gives an encore.
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Terrik's not tired, and stays up reading while Jun sleeps.
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Yep, the family portrait updated itself again.
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Without warning, Gryfter is awakened by the chill touch of the icy fingers of death upon him.


As his closest friend, Cheesy pleads for Gryfter's life with the Grim Reaper.
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The Persnickety Psychopomp is unmoved by Cheesy's words, and reaps Gryfter's soul.


I put his urn next to Charon's.
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Wasabi's relationship with Gryfter is almost as close as Cheesy's, and she seems to be on a roll here, so I have her call to Gryfter from the beyond. It's already practically 4 am though, so he won't be showing up tonight.
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Death pauses on his way out to watch some of a kid's movie.
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Man, things are gonna be real unpleasant here for a few days. Maybe it's best it's about time to move on.
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It does prompt those still among the living to appreciate what - and who - they've got, though... even if they are thinking about video games while doing it.
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#452

GasBandit

GasBandit

I missed this in the shuffle: why is Sim-Celt jealous of Snuffles?
No no, Dei does the romantic scenes with Snuffles instead of Gas, because romancing Gas would get Sim-Celt jealous.


#453

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Loved one taken by the icy hand of death? Missing your favorite brother or your spouse? Wish you could know your pet is happy in the afterlife?

*clears throat, then talks in a horrible Caribbean/Jamaican accent*
You call Miss Wasabi. She come raise de dead for you. First resurrection free! Call Miss Wasabi today!


#454

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Too real, SimCheesy. Too real.


#455

PatrThom

PatrThom

I'm most impressed by the use of "psychopomp."

--Patrick


#456

GasBandit

GasBandit

I'm most impressed by the use of "psychopomp."

--Patrick
I'm known to be something of a sesquipedalian raconteur, after all.


#457

Dei

Dei

SimAnna has her priorities straight.



#458

Celt Z

Celt Z

No no, Dei does the romantic scenes with Snuffles instead of Gas, because romancing Gas would get Sim-Celt jealous.
I thought Sim-Celt was laughing in your face in Dei's game? Weird methods of seduction she's using.


#459

Dei

Dei

I thought Sim-Celt was laughing in your face in Dei's game? Weird methods of seduction she's using.
She liked him a lot more after he was dead.

I don't actually know if Sim-Celt would get jealous though, since you aren't in a relationship, you just randomly come over and woohoo at 2am.


#460

GasBandit

GasBandit

I thought Sim-Celt was laughing in your face in Dei's game? Weird methods of seduction she's using.
Like Dei said, all I had to do was literally die to get you to notice me :p Now you come over at odd hours to use me to satisfy your base desires, and occasionally clean the place up (because your Neat trait makes you see cleaning as a source of fun). ;)

She liked him a lot more after he was dead.

I don't actually know if Sim-Celt would get jealous though, since you aren't in a relationship, you just randomly come over and woohoo at 2am.
I've definitely noticed that sims get jealous of their romantic interests flirting with other sims, even if they aren't officially in a relationship.


#461

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

A reliable source told me that you can unlock an achievement if your Sim has 100 babies. Will this happen in this game?


#462

Dei

Dei

A reliable source told me that you can unlock an achievement if your Sim has 100 babies. Will this happen in this game?
No one is going to live that long. :hide:


#463

GasBandit

GasBandit

And even if you did, nobody can get pregnant in a full household. I'd have to split you guys up into more houses for you to have babies.


#464

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Ghost babies?


#465

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ghost babies?
Nope. At least not from ghost/sim or ghost/ghost copulation, anyway. And they'd still take up a household slot that isn't empty at the moment.


#466

Gryfter

Gryfter

Aaaaaannnnd I'm dead, I blame the hot tub.


#467

Celt Z

Celt Z

Aaaaaannnnd I'm dead, I blame the hot tub.
I'm honestly surprised more people haven't died falling asleep in the hot tub.

Like Dei said, all I had to do was literally die to get you to notice me :p Now you come over at odd hours to use me to satisfy your base desires, and occasionally clean the place up (because your Neat trait makes you see cleaning as a source of fun). ;)
My Sim is living a far more interesting life than me.

The cleaning sounds right, tho'.


#468

GasBandit

GasBandit

My Sim is living a far more interesting life than me.
I think that's a recurring observation with most of us, heh.


#469

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Aaaaaannnnd I'm dead, I blame the hot tub.
Hot tubs are scary.


#470

MindDetective

MindDetective

4 to 1 odds that I'm in the next urn.


#471

GasBandit

GasBandit

4 to 1 odds that I'm in the next urn.
That potion of youth you earned via your bodybuilding successes ought to keep the reaper at bay for a couple more weeks at least, I think.


#472

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

If he finishes the bodybuilder aspiration he gains a few more days of life.


#473

MindDetective

MindDetective

That potion of youth you earned via your bodybuilding successes ought to keep the reaper at bay for a couple more weeks at least, I think.
That's why 4 to 1 odds. I'm also not sure who else is elderly.


#474

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

I am elderly. Pour one out for me, bro.


#475

jwhouk

jwhouk

4 to 1 odds that I'm in the next urn.
I'll take that. I suspect my number's coming up.


#476

GasBandit

GasBandit

HH4: The Inadvertent Dead Pool (Harry Callaghan, not Mavel Comics)


#477

Null

Null

I just realized that bringing your partner back from the dead pretty gives them unlimited leverage in a relationship. "Can't I just take the garbage out in the morning?" "Do you think me pleading with the GRIM REAPER HIMSELF FOR YOUR LIFE could have waited until morning?" *sigh* "Be right back."


#478

GasBandit

GasBandit

I just realized that bringing your partner back from the dead pretty gives them unlimited leverage in a relationship. "Can't I just take the garbage out in the morning?" "Do you think me pleading with the GRIM REAPER HIMSELF FOR YOUR LIFE could have waited until morning?" *sigh* "Be right back."


#479

Dei

Dei

HH4: The Inadvertent Dead Pool (Harry Callaghan, not Mavel Comics)
Just wait until I win the lottery.


#480

GasBandit

GasBandit

Monday, 2nd of Winter, Year 2 - Household 2

Household 2 fixed - Dirona Patrthom Squidley MikeRC Emrys Adam and Pudding.jpg


She's a one-woman wrecking crew.

Well, whoever had bet on Patrthom next in the pool, collect your winnings.
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Emrys makes an offering at Pudding's urn, to try to remind him where home is.
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The jukebox is on the fritz. With Patrthom gone, it falls to HCGLNS to fix it.
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Dirona was Patrthom's closest friend in the household, so she makes the appeal to ground his spirit in the material world.
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Some kind of bug has struck Adam where the game thinks he's at work when he's still at home. I hope this fixes itself.
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Squidley misses her cat.
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MikeRC finally manages to get enough trolling in to advance his mischievous aspirations. Next on the list is pranks - lots of pranks.
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HCGLNS manifests a pair of roller skates and gives it a whirl. He's pretty good for never having done this before.


In a single visit to the restroom, Dirona manages to break both the toilet AND the sink.
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She pretends nothing happens, and plays some vidya with Adam.
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Painting usually cheers Squidley up... she's going to be doing a lot of that today, I think.
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Scruffy, think of this as an opportunity to excel.
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Adam gets enough charm practice in to get what he needs for a promotion. Hopefully.
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MOAR VIDYA
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Adam helps clean up the aftermath of whatever happened in the bathroom.
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And he continues to act as Squidley's "manager" for her artwork, selling the fruits of her labors to collectors. Not only does she achieve the next level of her aspiration, but she's actually starting to get a little famous.
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Her burgeoning fame will make it easier for her to network with other famous people.
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That's kinda sweet.
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HCGLNS, however, does not approve of Dirona and MikeRC's public displays of affection.
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Dirona's been cooking to get her fourth level 4 skill. In the process, she breaks the refrigerator.
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Sara has a cookout by herself at the nearby park, and doesn't look particularly like she's enjoying it.
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Adam, despite not actually going to work today, "gets home" from work with a promotion to managerial assistant.
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I think Dirona's been distracted during this cooking binge. Uh.. Dirona... maybe take another look at the oven there...?
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Squidley saves the day, if not the oven.


Well, everybody's safe, at least.
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HCGLNS and Adam get to work to set the kitchen to rights.
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Her quick thinking in the emergency has instilled confidence in Squidley, and she puts that on canvas.
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HCGLNS, on the other hand, takes a well deserved nap.
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Dirona finally manages to get cooking to 4. Now she needs to get to level 3 in any career. Just because nobody's taken it yet, I opt for her to get into gardening.
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It's a little cold to actually plant anything, but she can maybe do a little flower arranging?
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Emrys see, Emrys do.
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"Oh look, perfectly good hot dogs!" -Jwhouk
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Bhamv, having heard of her friend's rising fame, drops by to visit Squidley.
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They gossip for a bit about the neighbors.
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Dirona decides to soak the stress of the fire away in the sauna.
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MikeRC joins her... and things get a little steamier even.
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They turn in early.
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Emrys doesn't get on with strangers, and Bhamv's presence makes her on edge.
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The next step of Adam's career requires logic, so he takes up chess.
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He and Squidley are the only ones up this late...
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Suddenly, a nearby guitar starts floating off the ground, spooking them.


Surprise! It's a puddy tat.
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Welcome back to the household, kitty.
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Man, she might be a bit of a walking disaster, but everybody digs Dirona's cookies. They're made with love.
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... and also FOR love.
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#481

Adam

Adam

Some kind of bug has struck Adam where the game thinks he's at work when he's still at home. I hope this fixes itself.
View attachment 30106
This hits way too close to home. Again.


#482

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Can ghost have careers?


#483

jwhouk

jwhouk

"Oh look, perfectly good hot dogs!" -Jwhouk
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Hey, how'd you know what we had for dinner tonight?


#484

evilmike

evilmike

HCGLNS then possesses the jukebox to scare Emrys.


#485

GasBandit

GasBandit

Can ghost have careers?
Evidently.


#486

PatrThom

PatrThom

"Dirona was Patrthom's closest friend in the household"
Yes, because she kept simme supplied with plenty to fix.

--Patrick


#487

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I will take one career please. Something that will help with my mixology.


#488

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

I will take one career please. Something that will help with my mixology.
DJ or cement work?


#489

GasBandit

GasBandit

I will take one career please. Something that will help with my mixology.
That was already in the works, the next phase of your mixologist aspiration requires you to get a job in the culinary industry, same as Snuffles did.


#490

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I would like to work a hot dog cart in an amusement park.


#491

GasBandit

GasBandit

I would like to work a hot dog cart in an amusement park.
Not a lot of calls for bartenders in carts.

Though, that would be a great idea.


#492

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Corn dog with your Cosmo miss? Pina Colada with your poutine sir? Beer with your braht Gassy Ban?


#493

Dei

Dei

Not a lot of calls for bartenders in carts.

Though, that would be a great idea.
I've seen plenty of bar carts. Maybe Colorado is just more advanced.


#494

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

My man and my cat are back!!!!!

Oh happy day!


#495

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Pina Colada and Poutine.

The Great Carnac said:
What does a Canadian order when in Jamaica?


#496

GasBandit

GasBandit

Tuesday, 3rd of Winter, Year 2 - Household 3

Household 3 fixed - Kags Grue Mind Cog Drawn Vero Bubble181 and Polly.jpg


A chill winter.

Household 3 has been hit by a double whammy - both Drawn Inward and Polly have expired within the last few days.
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I arrange their urns in tasteful locations in the foyer.
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Bubble is actually the best cook in the house now.
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Grue beseeches his cat to return.
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And Kags does the same for her brother.
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This gives Bubble enough time to finish cooking breakfast, and then it's down to business. Sim Life is short - that's a point well-hammered home, lately, so ya gotta chase those aspirations.
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Incidentally it's snowing like crazy outside, so outdoor pursuits are probably gonna have to wait.
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Vero gets busy raising that charsima.
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MD has already overexerted himself this morning... he'll have to kinda take it easy.
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Logic level 6 is within Cog's grasp.
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Grue has to be at work in an hour and a half, and he's been neglecting his comedy writing. That's no way to get promoted.
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In order to further his renaissance sim aspiration, Bubble needs two promotions at a job. Since he's been getting really good at cooking, I have him get a job in the culinary industry.
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And he starts off with some practice, so that he makes a good impression on his first day.
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Grue didn't finish his comedy prep, but he's already late for work and has to dash.
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Cog achieves the next step of his aspiration, and now he needs to own a rocket. Where the heck is he gonna find the room for a rocket??
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The only place Kags has been able to find the space to set up to deal with the artifacts she found in the jungle is in the downstairs bathroom. Cog must waddle his full-bladdered self upstairs to pee.
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Bubble doesn't really have anything he needs to do left today, so he watches a couple movies.
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Apparently no amount of inclement weather will stop Sara from grilling in the park.
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The conflict over the bathroom escalates.
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Losing a sibling makes you appreciate the one you have left.
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Vero finishes her self-taught charm school, now she needs to make 4 more friends. It occurs to her that even though they live together, she and MD could be closer. Some well-chosen words of flattery, and she's got herself another friend.
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Bubble misses Drawn Inward.
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Well, Vero's not gonna find more friends staying at home. She heads next door.
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She spends the rest of the day cheering up Household 1 in their time of loss, and nets a couple more friends.
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However, she and Luca get off to a bad start.
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She returns home around 10pm, worn out. Everybody's back to being nonproductive, of course.
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All these delicious things Bubble's been whipping up, and Kags goes for the cheese crackers.
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Bubble pumps a little iron before bed. Gotta keep that hard-won six pack.
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MD is content to sit and drink coffee.
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Vero and Cog are the first to hit the sack.
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Late that night, just as he's about to go to bed, Grue discovers Polly has appeared to.. uh... make a deposit. Welcome back to the family, Polly.


Oh, and did I forget to mention Grue broke the damn toilet? Kags mops the mess, but it's futile... until Cog wakes up and fixes it, puddles will just continue to form.
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And Kags is STILL a dance machine.


#497

Bubble181

Bubble181

Given the opportunity/choice, I'd rather become a chef than a mixologist, but of course it's up to you what works.


#498

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

I'm not dead yet!


#499

GasBandit

GasBandit

Wednesday, 4th of Winter, Year 2 - Household 4

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She's all about comfort and joy.

Welp, the boys are goofing off.
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GB's watching politics. Typical.
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Only the ladies are doing anything productive. I'm not sure what uncleanliness has Celt Z yucked out, you can't see anything under all the snow.
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Jwhouk's gotta learn 4 things. Dancing's just as good as anything, and he's already doing that himself.
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I replace the picnic tables with something a little more refined.
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Well, seems most people would rather sit at the bar anyway.
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Oh, and hey, it's Christmas! This is how we do Christmas .. er, excuse me, Winterfest, in Household 4.
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Tin likes to watch.
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DarkAudit is less of a party guy, though, and likes to be on his own. Ironically enough, though, he's over there chatting.
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Snuffles asks a risque question, and Dei doesn't respond well.


Welp, DA has broken his computer. I send Gas over to fix it, but...
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... he's easily distracted.
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No time for love, Dr. Jones. Fix the computer, techno-monkey.
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Caffeine is his reward to himself when he's finished.
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Yarr, Gruebeard grills himself up a hearty pirate stew of beanies and weenies.
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Alright, everybody's got the day off from work, but there's still aspirations to chase. I set Snuffles back to mixology practice.
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The other fellas are gonna work their minds at the poker table. I need to keep them busy...
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And Dei, too. Work that acting skill, girl.
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The reason being, I want them productive while I send Celt Z over to work on HER aspiration - which needs one more romantic conquest. I send her down the street to Household 1.
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This house is in the throes of mourning. Somebody should surely need some company to cheer them up.
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Oh, who's this strapping, distinguished ghost? He's lunch, that's what he is.
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Hey Charon, Mistletoe!
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Next thing you know, they're in more secluded environs...
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... and one thing leads to another. Celt Z has her third strong romantic relationship. She's still gotta find six other people to kiss, though.


Meanwhile, Jwhouk's dancing is getting less awful.
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If Tin isn't careful, he's gonna set fire to his beard.
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DarkAudit's switched gears to console instead of PC. Gas decides it's time for a nap.
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Celt Z gets home from her tryst. Yeah, that townie seems to know what's up. She joins GB in taking a nap.
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Tin elects to eat his dinner down at the bar, and chat with Snuffles while he practices. Snuffles achieves mixology level 7. Now he just needs for his professional career to catch up to him.
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Snuffles once again entreats the afterlife for a visit from his dog, but the ethereal circuits seem to be busy.
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Having awakened from his nap, Gas joins the party downstairs.
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If Celt Z is gonna smooch 6 more people in rapid succession, she's gonna need a lot smoother tongue. She works on her pickup lines in the bathroom mirror, since Dei is still monopolizing the standing mirror.
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Kags goes out for a run on this bracing winter's night.
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DA goes to bed before 10 like some kind of responsible adult.
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And despite their afternoon nap, CZ and GB aren't far behind him.
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He's exhausted and has to pee REAL bad, but Snuffles is enjoying the conversation with Tin too much. He crosses his legs and holds it.
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Dei gets another audition saturday at 9 am. I think I'm just going to have to remember that and switch back to her to get her to her audition this time. That settled, she heads off to bed.
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In fact, the whole place is asleep by midnight, and sleeps through til morning. Silent night, indeed.
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#500

jwhouk

jwhouk

...what the heck am I talking to DA about in that one picture? The emoji looks like a cross between a burning heart and someone playing blackface?


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