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Halforums will never satisfy its lust for threads that say things will never satisfy their lust.

#1

GasBandit

GasBandit

That's us, lusty, lusty halforumites.


#2

Celt Z

Celt Z

...you rang? :unibrow:


#3

Terrik

Terrik

We have to let out all the pent up frustration somehow.


#4

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Is this where we sign up for the orgy?


#5

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

*stumbles in, with his pants dropped down to his ankles*

Hey! Is this where the party is?!?


#6

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

I knew I should have not posted that thread

but ironically, I cannot satisfy my lust for parody thread titles


#7

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

Charlie Don't Surf said:
I knew I should have not posted that thread

but ironically, I cannot satisfy my lust for parody thread titles
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#8

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Jigglepuff is the best care bear.


#9

PatrThom

PatrThom

Always Lusty...
215px-Lust_in_the_dust.jpg

...never satisfied.

--Patrick


#10

GasBandit

GasBandit

HCGLNS said:
Jigglepuff is the best care bear.
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No way, Rainbow Dash is the best pokemon in all of Acme Acres.


#11

Null

Null



#12

Dave

Dave

Checking in!



#13

GasBandit

GasBandit



#14

fade

fade

Red fi--- uh twelve standing by!


#15

GasBandit

GasBandit



#16

blotsfan

blotsfan

Thats...from the adult Ren and Stimpy right?

They could never have let that air on children's tv right?

I'm so confused.


#17



BErt

You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat.


#18

GasBandit

GasBandit

blotsfan said:
Thats...from the adult Ren and Stimpy right?

They could never have let that air on children's tv right?

I'm so confused.
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Yeah, it's from the Spike TV version that flopped.

http://www.gametrailers.com/videos/r56dvb/ren---stimpy---naked-beach-frenzy

NSFW.


#19

Gryfter

Gryfter



#20

GasBandit

GasBandit



#21

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

I'm greased up and ready.


#22

fade

fade

Grrrowl


#23

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Man, this is turning into a total sausage fest.

Which, you know, isn't necessarily a problem for, say, @Bowielee. :troll:


#24

Emrys

Emrys

:popcorn:


#25

Celt Z

Celt Z

I'm okay with this. :p:eek:


#26

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Celt Z said:
I'm okay with this. :p:eek:
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Poor choice of emoticons. Flee while you can!


#27

Hylian

Hylian



#28

Celt Z

Celt Z

There's only supposed to be one! Stupid phone did that and won't let me edit it!

(The phone knows better than I do.)


#29

GasBandit

GasBandit

ThatNickGuy said:
Man, this is turning into a total sausage fest.
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Celt Z said:
I'm okay with this. :p
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BRACE YOUR INBOX
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#30

Null

Null

ThatNickGuy said:
Man, this is turning into a total sausage fest.
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Just like your prom night?


#31

Celt Z

Celt Z

GasBandit said:
BRACE YOUR INBOX
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How is that different than any other day around here? I deal with more minotaur penis than I can handle*.

(*"Verily, 'tis soundeth like Nick's Merry Ole Promenade Night.")


#32

Jay

Jay

24wftwz.jpg


#33

GasBandit

GasBandit

Celt Z said:
How is that different than any other day around here? I deal with more minotaur penis than I can handle*.

(*"Verily, 'tis soundeth like Nick's Merry Ole Promenade Night.")
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You_have_got_mail_by_JoniGodoy.jpg


#34

bhamv3

bhamv3

I heard there's minotaur penis available here and came as soon as I could.


#35

Tress

Tress

bhamv3 said:
I heard there's minotaur penis available here and came as soon as I could.
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:unibrow:


#36

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

Did someone call for Lust?

lust.png


#37

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

These thread titles are misleading.


#38

PatrThom

PatrThom

Zero Esc said:
These thread titles are misleading.
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Are you … satisfied, then?

--Patrick


#39

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

PatrThom said:
Are you … satisfied, then?

--Patrick
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:(


#40

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

snickers.png


#41

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

bhamv3 said:
I heard there's minotaur penis available here and came as soon as I could.
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#42

drifter

drifter



#43

filmfanatic

filmfanatic



#44

Bubble181

Bubble181

Is this owlery? No? Orgy? Sorry, my hearing's going. Rest still works.


#45

GasBandit

GasBandit

WasabiPoptart said:
Did someone call for Lust?

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I'd like to never satisfy her. :unibrow:


#46

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

GasBandit said:
I'd like to never satisfy her. :unibrow:
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Uh-oh, someone's a glutton for punishment! SIN CHANGE



#47

GasBandit

GasBandit

CynicismKills said:
Uh-oh, someone's a glutton for punishment! SIN CHANGE

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Pfft, I ain't too proud.



#48

Frank

Frank

At two AM tonight I, after I return from the airport, I fully intend to satisfy all the lusts. ALL OF THEM.


#49

WasabiPoptart

WasabiPoptart

GasBandit said:
Pfft, I ain't too proud.

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Now now. Don't get too greedy.
GreedEp13.jpg


#50

GasBandit

GasBandit

Frank said:
At two AM tonight I, after I return from the airport, I fully intend to satisfy all the lusts. ALL OF THEM.
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Sing her the song of your people.



#51

PatrThom

PatrThom

Now sing it in Kermit's voice.

--Patrick


#52

GasBandit

GasBandit

My lust for orange saltwater taffy seems to be damn unquenchable.

The vaguely-flesh-colored ones were kind of disappointing though.

And the (what I assume was supposed to be) watermelon flavored ones were of a taste my brain immediately labeled "museum - flavored." I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it does.[DOUBLEPOST=1408133927,1408133339][/DOUBLEPOST]I have given some to the Traffic Director and my Production Underling Girl, and both agree with me that it tastes like museum.


#53

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

BAH! My whipped cream has been whipped into butter!


#54

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
both agree with me that it tastes like museum.
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--Patrick


#55

GasBandit

GasBandit

No no, it doesn't taste like old books, it tastes like museum.


#56

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

So's I scratch and itch and listen to some fine singing music,



@Squidleybits "Seriously, what the fuck dude. Yeah you're sleeping on the couch."


#57

GasBandit

GasBandit

HCGLNS said:
So's I scratch and itch and listen to some fine singing music,



@Squidleybits "Seriously, what the fuck dude. Yeah you're sleeping on the couch."
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"I remember a time where you could say, hey, dem some nice boobs, without a girl goin' 'That's harrasment!' I mean, it's like ya can't even be a nice guy anymore." - Andrew "Dice" Clay


#58

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

@Squidleybits Rule 1: Prince or GTFO.


#59

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Art of Noise or GTFO.



So you can watch it in America...


#60

PatrThom

PatrThom

So very subtle there at 2:24.

--Patrick


#61

fade

fade

PatrThom said:
So very subtle there at 2:24.

--Patrick
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#62

PatrThom

PatrThom

HCGLNS said:
BAH! My whipped cream has been whipped into butter!
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You know you're supposed to stop before you hit the "stiff peak" stage.

--Patrick


#63

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

HCGLNS said:
@Squidleybits Rule 1: Prince or GTFO.
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This is true. All other versions of that song are unacceptable.


#64

Simfers

Simfers

I heard something about lust and satisfaction thereof and felt strangely drawn to this place... Is this where all the lusting happens? Lustily?


#65

GasBandit

GasBandit

Simfers said:
I heard something about ... satisfaction...
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#66

Simfers

Simfers

GasBandit said:
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Mr. Bandit, you are a gentleman and a scholar.


#67

Emrys

Emrys

My understand from Mr. Jager and Co. was that we can't get no satisfaction.


#68

GasBandit

GasBandit

Emrys said:
My understand from Mr. Jager and Co. was that we can't get no satisfaction.
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Obviously they didn't supply enough pushing and touching, hard as that is to believe.


#69

PatrThom

PatrThom

Emrys said:
My understand from Mr. Jager and Co. was that we can't get no satisfaction.
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Depends on the beer. The Jäger sure isn't going to change.

--Patrick


#70

GasBandit

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
Depends on the beer. The Jäger sure isn't going to change.

--Patrick
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Try it with Red Bull instead of beer.


#71

PatrThom

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
Try it with Red Bull instead of beer.
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But then I wouldn't be able to taste the Jäger!

--Patrick


#72

GasBandit

GasBandit

PatrThom said:
But then I wouldn't be able to taste the Jäger!

--Patrick
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That's kind of the point. Jagermeister is basically cough syrup.


#73

jwhouk

jwhouk

That explains Mick's current look.


#74

Celt Z

Celt Z

Forget Mick, Keith's currently embalmed with it.


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