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Happy Birthday @HCGLNS !!

I have fancy vented beer and four pounds of bacon!!

Happy birthday

29?! I always thought he was older than me!
YOUNGSTER!
BABY!
ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY!
GET OFF MY LAWN!
GO ENJOY YOURSELF WITH SQUIDLEY!
And more stuff like that!

Bubble181 said:

29?! I always thought he was older than me!
YOUNGSTER!
BABY!
ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY!
GET OFF MY LAWN!
GO ENJOY YOURSELF WITH SQUIDLEY!
And more stuff like that!

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I ain't been twenty-nine in a very long time. Hell my belt knife is older than that.

@Squidleybits just has a hard time with numbers not relating to Diablo.

If he's 29, then I'm a chimichanga.

I was 29 once.

Once.

Get off my lawn and go enjoy your birthday.

@HCGLNS we are both 29! Go with it!!

Happy birthday

@Squidleybits "We have a situation!"
Me "Did you wreck the car?"
"No."
"Did you raise the dead?"
"YES!!!!"
"But the cars ok?"

HAPPY BIRDDOG!

Yoshimickster said:

HAPPY BIRDDOG!

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=pets Yoshi on the head=

Happy random neuron fire!

Uncle Buck Kaiser spatula grotesque wax mango trumpet manufacturing!

For a moment I thought hobo santa clause was actually a year younger than me.

It made me very, very sad.

Have a great birthday!

Happy Birthday, you crazy old hobo, you. Enjoy yer bacon an' yer fancy beer.

Bacon-day! WOO!

GasBandit said:

Happy random neuron fire!

Uncle Buck Kaiser spatula grotesque wax mango trumpet manufacturing!

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Huh, why does that seem fami-PASSWORD ACCEPTED! CRIMSON SEQUENCE PROCEEDING.

I am pleased to announce that I had the almost perfect bowel movement at work today.

Ah, paid to poop. President Lincoln you are my hero!

Someone where I work has constant explosive diarrhea. There is always poop splashed on the back of the toilet.

HCGLNS said:

President Lincoln you are my hero!

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Well, he was famous for his logs.

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

Well, he was famous for his logs.

--Patrick

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You got it!

I'm gonna have to step up my silly.

I just sent our son out to fetch beer cans out of the snow bank!

Does this "thing" belong to one of you?

Sorry @GasBandit I have no idea how to embed pictures from my phone but here is the man, the myth, the legend with his birthday Thunder Mug!

Squidleybits said:

Sorry @GasBandit I have no idea how to embed pictures from my phone but here is the man, the myth, the legend with his birthday Thunder Mug!

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Are you using Tapatalk, or just a browser?

Safari

Squidleybits said:

Safari

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After you upload the attachment, it should have two buttons at the bottom labeled "thumbnail" and "full size." If you just click the full size button, it will automatically put the picture in your post as well, instead of just attaching it.

Testing with a crazy cat lady pic

I approve of the D&D 5th ed stater set in the background.

Bappy hirthday!!!!!!!!!!

Squidleybits said:

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Beautimus. Perfect.

HCGLNS said:

You got it!

I'm gonna have to step up my silly.

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It was either that, or your pay rate was such that you would earn either $5 or $0.01 in the time it took you to excrete.

--Patrick

Birthday swag!!!

...yarn? You a knitter? Or a promise of Squidley to knit you a scarf? Or just in case you get lost in a labyrinth?

I have just recently learned to finger knit. I expect level 600 knitting any moment now....

HCGLNS said:

finger knit

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Apparently a great way to improve manual dexterity, agility and hand-eye coordination. You're trying to please the missus, aren't you?

Seems I am late, sorry.

HCGLNS said:

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Does this "thing" belong to one of you?

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Yes, likely one of mine.[DOUBLEPOST=1426215298,1426215058][/DOUBLEPOST]And a belated Happy Birthday to you.